The sweetest spell ever

[The dream of tens of billions of human beings: Today's bizarre event: I was asked for an autographed photo by the owner of a grocery store, and then I was forced into a set of Bai Wugou.The boss said that I will get married within three months, I almost died laughing. 】

[Fan A: I don’t pretend anymore, I’m showing my cards. In fact, Ye Zi and I have been in an underground relationship for a long time, and we are planning to get married in two months.

Fan B replied to fan A: Since you are her underground boyfriend, then I am her underground girlfriend. Monogamy is normal. 】

Because of the remarks of these two people, other fans began to say that they were just trying to eat farts, and almost no one was nervous about whether Occipital Leaf really had an underground relationship, and put it here to test them.

She is not a serious star, she is really in love and there is no need to hide it.

The occipital lobe really experienced this magical thing.

When she had nothing to do and was wandering in the street, she heard that there were two famous shops that "sell love and dreams", so she went excitedly.

As a result, she was almost detained as an employee at the first pet store, but she firmly refused and said, "Give me two catties of love if you can", and was kicked out of the store.

The boss of the second house is a beautiful woman with long black hair and straight smoking. She looks like she has lived for many years. She is mature, stable and gentle.

Also hearing that she wanted to buy two catties of love, the boss of this shop didn't bluntly refuse, but asked her what she had as a price.

She was very confident and took out a signed photo of herself and handed it to the other party.

"Oh, it's a portrait of a beauty~ It's a good thing to exchange."

The boss took out a tray from the empty counter, and on the tray was a beautiful piece of Bai Wugou, which had no effect except that the water and fire could not be seen with its own streamer effect.

Occipital Ye said that a profiteer was in his throat, and he heard the other party say, "Just take it as congratulations on your wedding in three months' time, and then you should stop thinking about buying two catties of love."

What a joke in the world, she would be said to be getting married soon.

The occipital leaf deeply suspected that the witch was too old to be clear-headed.

Suspected to be unconscious, Ichihara Yuko smiled and shook her fan. The next moment, Zhenye appeared on the street with a tray. If she didn't return her autographed photo, she had no choice but to take Bai Wugou home.

She can't use it, but someone else might.

Both Li Xiang and Yi Gu are not married yet.

When the summer is at its hottest, the conjurer has become a little more relaxed, and Occipital Ha plans to take Nagasaki and the others to shoot a magazine cover or something.

After asking about their favorite magazines, photographers, and makeup artists, Occipital Ye picked a night to call these people together to form a dinner.

The three little girls excitedly asked their idols for autographs, chatted about some issues, and then found that there was a certain gap between idols and reality, and they were always trying to get news from them.

It's like discovering that after inflating the paper man deified by his own fantasy, he is just an ordinary social animal, even a little greasy, it is simply disillusioned.

The three who became less interested knew that this was specially prepared by Occipital Leaf for them, and they were embarrassed to say that they wanted to leave.

Occipital Ye simply opened a karaoke room for them next door, let them play by themselves, and then sent two carts of wine over.

Picking up a bottle of vodka and unscrewing it with bare hands, she shook the bottle and said with a smile: "Well, if someone can drink me down, I can promise you one condition, any condition."

The originally cold atmosphere suddenly became hot.

After drinking here for a long time, the girls next door got tired of singing and called Xia Youjie to pick them up, but they were still drinking.

"Sister Zhenye is still next door. Although she also drove here, she seems to be drinking." Before leaving, Mimiko said suddenly.

The other two girls suddenly became excited, and urged Xia Youjie to go and pick them up together.

Xia Youjie pretended to be persuaded by them, knocked on the door next door, and then opened the door.

"The opportunity is given to you, but if you can still have a drink, you should try harder, right?"

The beautiful red-haired woman was sitting on the sofa, with one foot on the tea table, holding a glass of high-strength liquor in her hand, looking at the other people with disheveled faces with her chin up, with a domineering aura.

Her eyes are not only sober, but also playful.

It's a joke.

"Xia You?" The moment Zhenye saw Xia Youjie, probably affected by the teacher's buff, he immediately withdrew his foot from the tea table, put the wine back on the table, and showed the dignity that Dazai Osamu had when he was called the parent. "Are you here to pick them up?"

"Well. I'll take them away first."

From the expression on the other side's face, it was hard to tell whether she was blaming her for bringing the child to such an occasion, but her tone was gentle and smiling, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

Occipital leaf quietly breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Then you guys go, it's getting late."

After Xia Youjie said "you continue" inexplicably, he took the girls away.

Nanako and Kizaki wondered why he didn't bring Occipital Leaf with him.

I got a reply of "It looks like she hasn't had enough to drink, I'll send you back first and then pick her up".

The girls let out a long "oh" knowingly.

After drinking everyone down, the occipital leaf, who knew nothing, received a call from Osamu Dazai.

Her: "What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai heard her voice was a little hoarse, and asked tentatively, "Are you drunk?"

"No, what gave you the illusion that I would be drunk?"

Occipital Lobe thinks his idea is funny, even if the body is almost identical to human structure, its strength is beyond the scope of human beings.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Okay, I'm stupid~ I'm calling you now because I learned something interesting recently and I want to ask you about it."

"what's up?"

"In the records of the high school, there was mentioned an outstanding female magician in the Edo period, who also happened to be surnamed Oda. Is that you?"

"..." Occipital leaf sat on the cart, unpacked a new bottle of wine and poured it into his mouth, "It's me. I thought I had already dealt with these things, so it can only be said that it is a specialist in magic arts."

"It's a very old and out-of-the-way material, and it only mentions one thing, I have already destroyed it for you."

In a place where no one can see, Osamu Dazai's expression is not concealed, the kind that people know that he is going to do something bad when they see it.

Occipital leaf: "Then I thank you."

"Eh? Don't you ask what that sentence is?"

"There's nothing to ask. The difference between the record and the reality is a thousand miles away, which only adds to the joke."

"The Edo period was the most powerful period for conjurers except the Heian period. The heads of the three royal families all inherited the strongest spells. They stood at the top of the conjurers. There was only one red-haired man named Oda Sorceresses can stand shoulder to shoulder with them."

"...Ah, it's funny."

Occipital Leaf didn't speak any more, just drank wine on his own.

Since she came into contact with the conjurer again, she seems to recall the events of that year frequently, just like an old man recalling his youth.

The farmhouse wine I drank back then seemed much better than the expensive wine in my hand, and the fireworks were more beautiful.

And pretty things, except her, are as fleeting as fireworks.

Suddenly, the voice came out from the mobile phone that was turned on.

"Speaking of which, when Teacher Xia You picked up Nagasaki and the others, didn't he pick you up along the way?"

The occipital lobe blinked dully: "Why haven't you hung up the phone yet? I'm drinking, why did he take me away?"

"I thought that when my sister saw him, she would become guilty and obedient like a student caught by the teacher ~ she was able to continue drinking as if nothing had happened."

Occipital leaf immediately became angry: "Why don't you reflect on yourself? Do you know that I am so polite to him because you are too deadly?"

Osamu Dazai said in an unrepentant tone: "Well~ I thought you were afraid of him."

"I'm afraid of him?!"

The sudden high-pitched voice of the occipital leaf made Xia Youjie's knocking hand pause.

"I have nothing to be afraid of. As long as I make a phone call, there will be five Gojo Satoru dancing upstairs at Xia Youjie's house, do you know?"

"Wow, it really sounds scary." After confirming that someone was drunk, Dazai continued, "Then you hate him?"

"I don't hate it, he's much more likable than you two brats, and besides, I'm quite greedy for him."

Xia Youjie had a very strong curse spirit breath, which neutralized the gluttonous taste, and she could barely control her appetite.

"Then do you want to consider doing it? I can help you."

She refused without hesitation: "Don't think about it, he is very difficult."

Still the same sentence, the meal can be inappropriate, but the vest can't be dropped.

She has no intention of becoming an enemy of the entire conjuration world, so it is more comfortable to be an ordinary conjurer.

And she hasn't even dealt with Yi Gu yet.

"Dong dong dong." There was a polite knock on the door.

Occipital Leaf, who had almost finished drinking a carload of wine, had a dull mind, "Ah", after a while, he found that Osamu Dazai had hung up the phone, so he casually decided to open the door.

Whoever he is, if you don't know him, kill him.

A familiar handsome boy stood outside the door.

She tilted her head and looked at the other party for a while and said, "Well...how is it you? Where are Nanako and the others?"

Xia Youjie: "I sent it back, I'll come pick you up."

She obediently left with him.

The occipital leaf was placed on the back seat by Xia Youjie, his body was supported by his elbows, his waist slumped down, his long legs in black stockings curled up and overlapped aggrievedly, and he looked at him with drunken eyes and smiled.

Looking at her from his point of view, her too low neckline can only serve as a cover-up.

And Zhen Ye stared at him for a while, and suddenly felt that he was visiting the night market.Xia Youjie was a good-looking handsome guy she met on the road. When she was flirting, she imitated the nobleman's habit of flirting with beauties and recited haiku.

"The fox turns into a son, and enjoys the spring at night."

"..."

His upper body leaned into the back seat, his long and narrow fox eyes raised slightly, as if tearing apart the beautiful and charming night, making people more intoxicated.

"Would you like to kiss me?" he said.

Occipital Leaf hooked his neck and kissed him as if bewitched by a fox demon with deep morality.