I'm pregnant after the routine enemy emperor

In the darkness, Jiang Huaichu blushed completely, wishing he could turn around and leave.

His method... why is his method always so...

For a moment, he couldn't find a suitable word to describe it, so he just gritted his teeth and poked the little traitor's head vigorously.

When Xiao Yun heard the dog barking, he was stunned, and the corner of his mouth was about to grin in the blink of an eye.

The daughter-in-law is here, but she still pretends not to be there, she must be blushing with embarrassment right now, thinking of that scene, Xiao Yun's heart itch, wishing to fly up immediately.

Xiao Yun took out the Climbing Claw from the bag, and deftly avoided the patrolling soldiers who heard the movement, and only threw the Climbing Claw on it when there was no one there again.

The city wall of Nanpang was built so high that it already had the longest climbing claws, and it could only be locked in the halfway position, no matter how high the manpower was, it would not be able to throw it up.

Jiang Huaichu originally wanted to leave, but when he saw him start to do it, a trace of curiosity floated in his heart, he hesitated for a moment, and stayed where he was.

Xiao Yun's city-climbing claw emitted a little silver light in the night, and it could be seen that it was stuck in the gap between several gray-white bricks.

It is not difficult to climb to the halfway position. What Jiang Huaichu is curious about is that when he is hanging in the air, he has no point of strength. How can he use the second force to throw the climbing claw to the edge of the top wall and grab it.

The city of Nanpang Yeming Pass has encountered dozens of enemy sieges in the past hundreds of years, and the opponents have returned without success in the end, largely because of this problem.

The people in the city climbed the rope, with a few extremely chic flashes, the people had already climbed halfway, Jiang Huaichu looked down at him, and could vaguely see his dark eyes.

The rope was at the top, Jiang Huaichu looked at him, Xiao Yun obviously knew what Jiang Huaichu was thinking at night, lowered his head slightly, smirked at a place he couldn't see, with one hand free, took out another climbing claw from the skirt of his clothes, pretending to go Throw on.

The hook dropped spontaneously several times without reaching halfway.

Just as Jiang Huaichu was about to pick the corner of his lips, he watched helplessly that the brick that fixed the hook loosened.

Xiao Yun, who was already grasping the rope with one hand, became unsteady and fell down a section along the rope.

Jiang Huaichu's heart tightened.

Xiao Yun tried several times, but was unsuccessful, and even because the night was too dark, he slid down with a crash and fell to the ground.

Jiang Huaichu's heart skipped a beat, Xiao Yun's skill would never fall to his death, but he didn't know what kind of virtue he would become.

It is impossible for one person to ascend the city.

Xiao Yun hardly stayed on the ground, and immediately got up and tried again.

Jiang Huaichu watched him fall several times with a frown, and when he reached halfway up again, he whispered, "Go back."

Xiao Yun looked up at him: "If you don't go back, I must go up today."

Jiang Huaichu said lightly: "If you fall to your death, the king will not collect your body."

Xiao Yun suddenly smiled: "Then you find a rope to pull me up?"

Jiang Huaichu was taken aback, heard what he said, was shocked by the brazenness of this person again, and said angrily, "Who wants to pull you up!"

Jiang Huaichu guessed that Xiao Yun's next sentence was either a threat, or a sarcasm, and it was always a way to save face, but the person in front of him was neither blushing nor heartbeating, and blinked at him: "Baby, can you pull me up?"

Jiang Huaichu: "..."

"OK?"

"Oh, baby, you are the best, baby, why don't you just look at the pup's face, baby!" If it wasn't for hanging in the air, Xiao Yun would probably be able to shamelessly rub against Jiang Huaichu, "I I will definitely not be able to go up by myself, you guard Nanpang so well, such a high city wall, so baby, you pull me up."

Xiao Yun saw no movement from the people climbing the city wall: "Baby, you are the best, baby, you are going to marry someone else, you have to explain to me, baby, can we speak clearly?"

Jiang Huai Chu said coldly: "Who is your baby?"

"You," Xiao Yun saw his cold face, immediately changed his expression, and frowned, "Baby, my leg hurts, my waist hurts, my back hurts, everything hurts—"

"King Guan Ben what—"

"Hiss, it hurts, it hurts—"

"you--"

"It hurts! The pain is unbearable."

"..." Jiang Huaichu took a deep breath.

"Just pull me up, baby," Xiao Yun glanced at him, and immediately covered his lower back with a free hand, "I really hurt, if you don't believe me, pull me up, look, if I Lie to you, I will give you all my private money..."

"Who wants you—"

The patrolling soldiers over there came again, Jiang Huaichu gritted his teeth.

At this moment, he was talking to Xiao Duzi again, but when the emperor found out, he and Xiao Yun couldn't bear to walk around.

"Baby, let's make it clear, okay? I was young and frivolous and never liked anyone. It's the first time, and it's inevitable that I made a wrong operation. Give me a chance to make up for it, baby!"

The always majestic person acted coquettishly, but because of his innocence, he looked extremely handsome and sweet.

Jiang Huaichu: "..."

At his age, he is still young and frivolous, so what is he?Childhood ignorance?

Jiang Huaichu was silent for a moment: "Just talk, and then leave?"

Xiao Yun immediately nodded his promise.

Jiang Huaichu put his index finger on his lips, warning him.

Xiao Yun nodded and promised that he would never talk too much again.

Jiang Huaichu found a strong rope, walked back slowly, and walked to the city wall. Looking at the rope in his hand, he suddenly woke up, and his face felt hot.

Jiang Huaichu, what are you doing?

Although it is understandable, this form is... too strange.

Xiao Yun had already seen him, and had no choice but to shoot the arrow, Jiang Huaichu threw the rope down in despair.

The smile on the corner of Xiao Yun's mouth was so strong that he couldn't hide it: "Baby, don't pull me, be careful, you are tied to the city wall, I can just come up by myself."

"Who is going to pull you?"

Jiang Huaichu found a place to tie it up.

Xiao Yun looked at the stretched rope above his head, and was elated for a moment, tsk tsk, the strongest city was indeed breached from the inside.

In the blink of an eye, Jiang Huaichu already had another person in front of him.

"Aww." The puppy lay between him and Jiang Huaichu.

Xiao Yun lowered his head and stared at it, squeezed it aside with his legs without saying a word, ignored its protest, approached Jiang Huaichu, Jiang Huaichu took a step back, and said lightly: "What do you want to say?"

Xiao Yun cut to the chase: "Don't marry her."

Jiang Huaichu: "Why?"

Xiao Yun said: "I marry you."

Jiang Huaichu's heart was shocked, and he didn't take it seriously. After a while, seeing him still staring at him without blinking, he frowned and said, "Are you serious?"

"Otherwise? It's not the first time I've said this. Didn't you agree last time? Do you pretend that I'm always going to marry someone?"

Jiang Huai said lightly, "The child is not yours."

"Oh," Xiao Yun leaned on the city wall and smiled lazily, "We have a law in Beining, do you know it?"

Jiang Huaichu looked at him.

"It is said that if a woman reconciles with her husband, it will take ten months before she can remarry someone else."

"why?"

Xiao Yun looked at him with a smile: "In case she doesn't know that she is pregnant, or if she knows it, she will marry the next one and make the next one a fool."

"It's not yours."

Xiao Yun said with a smile: "Then why don't we do this, you marry me first, and when the time comes, I'll see if I look like me, and it won't be too late to leave if I don't."

Jiang Huaichu: "..."

"Baby-"

"'Xiao Yun'."

Xiao Yun was taken aback: "Huh? What?"

"Ooooooooooo!"

Jiang Huaichu: "Bite him."

Xiao Yun looked at the thing raised by him in disbelief and rushed towards him with a fierce face, hugged his ankle, and began to bite the hem of his robe.

"Fuck me-"

Thinking that his wife is still in front of him, and it is not good for prenatal education, he immediately suppressed his swear words, and glared at the little traitor fiercely. If it weren't for Jiang Huaichu, one person and one dog might quarrel.

Jiang Huaichu said: "The marriage must go ahead, there is nothing to say about this."

Xiao Yun was startled, far from expecting him to speak so utterly, before he could finish his words, bitterness suddenly overflowed in his heart: "So you don't want to marry me?"

Jiang Huaichu was slightly puzzled: "Why are you so persistent? You know what you should know and what you shouldn't know. You and I are here. Are you not afraid that I will harm you?"

Xiao Yun smiled lazily: "I like you."

"like me?"

Xiao Yun teased: "You say that the child is not mine anymore, and I don't like you. Could it be that it's still in your stomach?"

"Besides, even if this one isn't mine, the next one will definitely be mine. If I don't chase after it, the future ones won't be mine anymore. Isn't that the reason?"

"Don't go, don't go!! Don't be angry, don't be angry!! My mouth is cheap! My mouth is cheap!!" Xiao Yun jumped up and hugged him from behind, and took his hand.

"Let go." Jiang Huaichu was ashamed and angry.

Xiao Yun didn't move, just rested his chin on his shoulder, tilted his head to look at his profile, and asked in a low voice: "Chuchu, do you like me?"

"I--"

"Think clearly."

"I--"

"Think carefully."

"I--"

"Forget it, I'm so scared, you better stop talking."

"..." Jiang Huaichu's angry expression could no longer be maintained.

Jiang Huaichu said calmly: "Xiao Yun, don't force it."

"why?"

"The price of failure is too great, you will not fail to understand this sentence."

Xiao Yun immediately beamed with joy: "Baby, so you like me! It's just because you are afraid of failure!"

"... When did I say—"

Jiang Huaichu reacted, his face darkened: "... who is your baby!"

Xiao Yun stopped making trouble, and nodded happily: "The price of failure is very high, but what about success?"

"I still have a little one. I won't go crazy with you. After ten thousand steps, we can be friends, that's all."

Xiao Yun said faintly: "Your son calls me a friend like Uncle Xiao?"

Jiang Huaichu turned his face away: "...not yours."

"Jiang Huaichu, you can't be a shrinking rabbit."

Jiang Huaichu glanced at him: "Xiao Yun, my Nanbang subjects and my brother want to tear you apart. You can't ignore the problem and be a happy pig."

Xiao Yun choked: "...you are cruel."

Xiao Yun was not reconciled: "Jiang Huaichu, if you like me, do you like my money?"

Jiang Huaichu didn't speak.

Xiao Yun said: "Answer me."

"will not."

"why?"

"I'm not short of money."

"Will you like me because I am the emperor?"

"will not."

"why?"

"I don't lack power."

"It will be because—"

Jiang Huaichu didn't want to talk to him: "I have all of these—"

"Then it's the same for me," Xiao Yun said, "What am I trying to do with you? I can only be thinking of you. I don't need anything but a daughter-in-law, not the kind who washes and cooks for me. , is the daughter-in-law I want to spoil forever."

Xiao Yun faded away all indecency, and said solemnly: "Jiang Huaichu, I like you."

Jiang Huaichu suddenly looked at him.

"Everything I have now, I have no reason to cherish it, because I have worked hard to get it, except for reincarnation, there is no element of luck in it, if I destroy it, I can do it all over again, only you," Xiao Yundun After a pause, "Whether you like me or not is beyond my control."

Xiao Yun shrugged and smiled cynically: "This is the reason why I have always disliked love affairs, because you can only decide whether you like him or not, but not whether he likes you or not. I never thought that one day Xiao Yun would also There are things to be afraid of, but that's what happened to me, and I'm afraid that the answer is no, you understand?"

"I'm afraid of some things and some people. If I miss it, I will miss it. Do you understand?"

Jiang Huaichu's eyes suddenly became sore.

"I don't know when I fell in love with it," he said frankly, "I never thought that I would like someone so much in my life, but I just fell in love without warning."

Jiang Huaichu was silent.

He didn't know either.

"So don't marry her, okay?"

"If you have any problems, you tell me, and I will solve it," Xiao Yun said with a smile, "as long as you like Xiao Yun, there is nothing in this world that Xiao Yun can't do."

Jiang Huaichu met those shining and invincible eyes, looked at the deep reflection of himself in his eyes, and his heart was slightly moved.

These eyes make people believe unconditionally that his master is omnipotent, and people are deeply trapped in it, unable to extricate themselves.

"I know that our identities can be said to be the most inappropriate couple in the world." "Maybe," Xiao Yun paused, then he smiled, "We are also the most suitable couple in the world."

"After all, the enemy will understand you so easily."

"You just give me a promise, you..." Xiao Yun has always been among thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching his body, but now he is like a fledgling young man confessing to his sweetheart, slowly saying, "Chuchu, how do you like it?" Dislike me?"

Jiang Huaichu frowned: "What if I say no?"

Xiao Yun sighed: "Then probably we can only play robbery again."

Jiang Huaichu: "..."

"I have worked so hard for so many years, in fact, I want to have some ways to surprise myself when others are powerless." Xiao Yun hugged him tightly, turned his head slightly, and gently sucked on his white and empty neck. one time.

Jiang Huaichu suddenly lowered his head.

The kiss was light, lustful, and much more.

"Tell me, okay?" Xiao Yun said in a low voice.

"I know you are thin-skinned and don't like to talk, but if you like me, even a little bit, you—"

Maybe it was because the night was too thick that his eyes were blinded, or maybe it was because the words in his ears were too hot, which made him grow tentacles of temptation in the cold. At that moment, Jiang Huaichu didn't want to think about who he was. He looked at a piece of gravel on the ground and smiled. , bent down, picked up the stone, and stuffed it into Xiao Yun's hand.

Xiao Yun looked at the fist-sized stone, and his serious expression was replaced by inconceivable in the blink of an eye.

"It's for you."

While Xiao Yun was stunned, Jiang Huaichu left.When Xiao Yun came to his senses, he had already walked out for a while.

Just as Xiao Yun was about to catch up and ask for clarification, not far behind, a group of patrolling guards came up.

In front of him, the puppy happily chased Jiang Huaichu, turned around and yelled at him twice, as if showing off his might.

Xiao Yun gritted his teeth.

……

In the coach's camp.

As soon as Xie Zhe came in, Xiao Yun, who was sitting boldly and unrestrainedly, immediately stood up: "Did you ask me?!"

Xie Zhe's eyes fell on the stone held in the hand of Tota Heavenly King Xiao Yun, his expression was indescribable.

When the emperor saw Jiang Huaichu came back, he didn't put the thing down for two or three hours. He lazily leaned on the chair for a while, and lay down on his back for a while, staring at the stone, his eyes could penetrate the stone.

Treat a stone as a rare treasure.

"Say it!" Xiao Yun shouted.

Xie Zhe immediately came back to his senses: "Our people asked some people in Nanpang, and they said that this is a beautiful allusion in Nanpang. It is said that the queen of the founding emperor of Nanpang is a descendant of the mermaids from the South China Sea..."

Xiao Yun had an incredulous expression on his face: "This is too nonsense, didn't I just make it up? I even asked the historian to write to me that I was the reincarnation of a real dragon."

"...I don't know about that."

"Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, just say it."

Xie Zhe said: "It is said that because of her blood, she could not speak until she was seven years old. Before that, she had been bullied and ridiculed, so that even if she could speak later, she didn't like to speak very much, like a mute."

"When she grew up, she was as beautiful as a fairy. Countless people came to ask for marriage, but she kept silent from the beginning to the end. She sent a stone to everyone who came to the door, and she picked it up anywhere."

Xiao Yun looked at the stone in his left hand: "This?"

"Yes," Xie Zhe said, "Those suitors thought they looked down on her and left angrily. They never came to the door and laughed at her outside."

Xiao Yun said: "And then?"

Xie Zhe said: "Even the founding emperor of Nanpang only got such a stone when she came to the door. Everyone thought she didn't even look down on the emperor. The emperor thought for a while, but smiled and said, some people have hearts, but they only see it with their eyes." Things, people who speak with their mouths, people who don't understand her are all lumps of stone, thinking that she can't look down on her, she can't look down on her, people who understand her, even if she doesn't speak, can know her mind at that moment, because He's watching with his heart."

"This stone probably means that what you feel is what you feel."

Xiao Yun's breathing slowed down a beat: "Then...then..."

"The emperor went back to look for her again. According to historical records, he and the empress will remain together forever."

After Xie Zhe finished speaking, he looked at Xiao Yun.

Xiao Yun suddenly couldn't hold the rock firmly: "I think...Jiang Huaichu likes me."

Xiao Yun's expression froze, and after a few seconds: "...Jiang Huaichu said he likes me?"

"Jiang Huaichu said he likes me?!"

"Jiang Huaichu likes me???"

"Jiang Huaichu likes me!!!"

"Thank you!! He likes me!!"

"Xie Zhe, did you hear!! Jiang Huaichu said he likes me!!"

"Jiang Huaichu likes me!!"