I'm pregnant after the routine enemy emperor

Jiang Huaichu was a little embarrassed.

Xiao Yun smiled so much, he was too embarrassed to wave his hand to ask people to shoot arrows first.

When the soldiers approached the city, their respective military orders had been issued, and the matter had come to this point.

It's just that he couldn't figure out what kind of medicine was sold in Xiao Yun's gourd.

Under the city, Xie Zhe whispered: "Your Majesty! Hurry up and attack the city with your hands! Stop laughing! Everyone is watching!"

Xiao Yun looked around, finally came to his senses, suppressed his smile, but the corners of his mouth were still bouncing up, up, down, up, endlessly, before Xie Zhe had time to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Xiao Yun lower his voice. Said: "I want to retreat."

What he said was what I want, not what I want, Xie Zhe said in front of his eyes: "...Retreat???"

"Yes, that's right."

Xie Zhe was silent for a few seconds, twisted his stiff neck, looked behind him at the soldiers whose eyes were reddened by encouragement, and was waiting for the bloody battle, and swallowed hard.

Xiao Yun said: "I have to retreat."

Xie Zhe comforted himself that although Xiao Yun had always been outrageous, he always had his own reasons, and in the end he was proved to be right, so he resigned himself to it: "But the military order has been issued, and His Majesty just said... Those who disobey the order will be cut... Your Majesty — Yan Jiuding, this..."

"..." Xiao Yun's face changed slightly.

Xie Zhe whispered: "Your Majesty, let's wave quickly..."

When the arrow is on the string, is there any reason not to shoot it?What's more, if the two armies really want to retreat before the battle, there is no reasonable explanation. It's like fleeing in the middle of a battle. His own people will definitely not be happy. At that time, not only Xiao Yun's prestige in the army will plummet, but the enemy will also laugh at him and talk about it. The first - the hero fled without a fight. When the world heard this, Daning was bound to lose face. How should he deal with himself afterwards?

Xiao Yun said categorically, "We must retreat."

The veins on Xie Zhe's forehead twitched violently, he endured and endured, and then said in a good voice: "...Your Majesty must give a convincing reason."

He looked suspicious.

There is no reason at all to convince the 30 soldiers present, including him and the generals.

Xiao Yun said in a deep voice, "Prince Duan is Xie Caiqing."

"Ah???" Xie Zhe yelled in shock, raised his head suddenly, and looked at the unparalleled man on the city gate with an incredulous face, before he could digest it, he said, "...but this is an affair, general I'm afraid they won't—"

"He's pregnant, mine, Daning's."

Xie Zhe almost fell off his horse.

"I'm not kidding, it's the little emperor's heir that Daning has been clamoring for for several years. Is this reason enough?"

"..."

"Don't say it," Xiao Yun's brain was spinning rapidly under Xie Zhe's distorted expression, and suddenly an inspiration flashed: "Did you bring the death-prevention gold medal?"

Xie Zhe was still caught in the thunder of the previous sentence, his face was like dirt, and his whole body was trembling no less than Xiao Yun before.

"I don't have time to explain to you," Xiao Yun repeated again in a low voice, "Did you bring the death-prevention gold medal?"

Xie Zhehun didn't keep his house, and replied in a dazed way: "...brought...brought."

Xiao Yun heaved a sigh of relief, and a smile appeared on his face again: "The commander had a dream last night of 30 troops. He went away and never returned. He felt very ominous. He wanted me to retreat no matter what he said. He did not hesitate to resist the order. I am It is said that those who disobey the order will be beheaded, but the command and envoy have made great contributions and have a gold medal for avoiding death, so I will spare his life and fight again in another day."

Xie Zhe: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Xiao Yun thought that he was reluctant to use up the gold medal for avoiding death and just used it up like this: "Hurry up, give it to me, my wife and son are fine, I will give you as many yuan as you want in the future !"

Before Xie Zhe could turn back from the successive blows, Xiao Yun had already shouted violently: "Retreat! Retreat for me!"

……

Standing on the city wall, Jiang Huaichu watched helplessly as the 30 army below swept in like a tide, and then receded like a tide. The speed was so fast that it was trance-like.

The huge momentum before, the unstoppable trend of the arrow on the string, and the tragic and intense atmosphere seemed to be an illusion.

There was nothing but dust at the bottom.The wind and sand hit our faces.

Huo Xiao choked a few times in the wind and sand that was brought up, and said angrily: "Don't tell me this is their drill! It's just playing with us!"

Jiang Huaichu was also - dazed.

How did Xiao Yun manage to withdraw the 30 troops as soon as the military order was issued and the words were spoken?

……

In the coach's camp, Xie Jie watched the man jump from the bed to the ground and back to the bed, sit down and stand up, turn around and dance, - patting the table - clapping hands - dancing - facing the air Laughter is the best in the world, Xin Dao is really crazy, not to mention crazy.

Seeing him coming in, Xiao Yun found the excrement opening in an instant, and rushed up to grab his hand: "Xie Zhe! Xie Caiqing is pregnant! Oh my! Is my strength strong?"

"..."

"Really, the belly is so big. I touched it. My little bastard is so powerful and grows so fierce! Just like me!"

"..."

"No, I'm still amazing, you know! It's been at least four months! I've only been with my wife for one month, five days and seven hours, and he's only been away for two months, 27 days and three hours. What does it mean! It means that I got pregnant within a few times! Maybe I got pregnant the first time! I am too powerful!"

"..."

"No, no, it's Xie Caiqing who is too powerful! She got pregnant with my cub so quickly!"

"..."

"I'm going to be my father! Did you hear that?! I'm going to be my father!"

Xie Zhe: "..." The voice was so loud that he was almost deaf.

"Xie Caiqing is actually King Duan! There is no queen whose status is higher than my queen's! — Your Majesty! He is Jiang Huaiyi's beloved younger brother, who will be my daughter-in-law! He is also pregnant with my child!"

Xiao Yun laughed straight: "I'm going to marry him right away! That's right! I can't wait, the month is already so old, I'm going to propose a marriage right away, marry him back to Daning gracefully, and tell the world that I have a queen and a queen." Now! I have to let the whole world know that the child in Prince Duan's womb is mine!"

Xiao Yun's dark and unpredictable eyes were full of innocence in the past, and he rushed out as soon as he spoke, Xie Zhe grabbed him and said, "Your Majesty, wait."

Xiao Yun said impatiently: "I'll talk about it later! Nothing is so important now."

Xie Zhe cleared his throat, and said calmly: "Jiang Huaiyi's younger brother is called Jiang Huaichu, and he has not been crowned. According to what His Majesty said, he is pregnant."

Hearing him mention Xie Caiqing, Xiao Yun had some patience to listen: "What's wrong? What's the problem?"

Xie Zhe said slowly: "I already know that his elder brother Jiang Huaiyi is the most conservative, respecting etiquette and name, and established the law of Nanpu. If a Nanfan man grows bigger than a Ji woman's belly, he will be immersed in a pig cage. "

"Your Majesty," Xie Zhe looked at Xiao Yun quietly, "You made the belly of an uncrowned man bigger. Do you think you should be soaked in a pig cage according to the laws of Nanpu?"

Xiao Yun trembled all over.

"Others may be more open-minded," Xie Zhe said with a smile, "You made Jiang Huaiyi's baby brother's belly bigger, do you think Jiang Huaiyi will let you soak in a pig cage?"

"..."

"If you want to say that you are the Emperor of Daning, and he has to show mercy to you, then you may have forgotten that when you and Jiang Huaiyi were fighting for Xie Caiqing in our Daning Imperial Garden, you openly Insulting him did not save him face."

"..."

"You may have forgotten that you asked the soldiers to greet you cordially in the city - the eighteenth generation of Xiajiang Huaiyi's ancestors."

"You may have even forgotten that you were still attacking Nanpang an hour ago."

"..." Xiao Yun's complexion changed from blue to white, unpredictable.

Actually more than that.

That day he pursued Xie Caiqing, nearly killed Jiang Huaiyi in the carriage, and even wanted to insult Xie Caiqing in front of him.

Xiao Yun's complexion was ashen, and he forced a smile: "Then... so what, wouldn't it be good if the wife is willing to marry me? The wife is willing to marry, and the children are all in her arms. If she doesn't marry, she can't hide her stomach anymore. Brother Huang can bear him being made fun of? I'm doing this for the sake of the baby and the little baby."

Xie Zhe said: "Why does Your Majesty think that Xie Caiqing is willing to marry His Majesty?"

Xiao Yun was surprised that he actually asked this question, and said "huh": "Isn't this obvious? He is a majestic prince, and he was pregnant with my child without being crowned. The risk of being ridiculed by the world has to be born. Doesn’t he like what I am? He is willing to have children for me!” The more Xiao Yun said, the happier and more distressed: “I have to marry him quickly and go home. He and the child have a name."

Xie Zhe smiled and said: "Then His Majesty only remembers these, and may have forgotten some small details that are not so important."

"uh-huh?"

"You wrote a letter to King Duan half a month ago, threatening him to hand over that little slut Xie Caiqing quickly. Do you think it was the threatening Prince Duan who was angry, or Xie Caiqing who was called a little slut?"

"..."

"You also told Wei Chen with a smile that the quarreling King Duan couldn't eat or sleep, so you sent him a letter with content such as 'A big man is still taking a nap', 'You haven't woken up at this hour, are you Is it a pig'..."

"..."

"You may have even forgotten that you shouted at people in the city, and called him a cowardly bastard."

Xiao Yun's complexion was earthy and stiff as a stone.

No, not only.

When he was in Beining, he insulted Jiang Huaiyi countless times in front of Xie Caiqing.

What Duan Wang Jiang Huaichu values ​​most is...his imperial brother.

On the day Xie Caiqing left Beining, in front of Xie Caiqing, he said that he and Jiang Huaiyi were a pair of dogs, and that he was tired of thanking Caiqing long ago.

When he went to Miluo Villa that day, he yelled to grab the driveway with the pregnant Xie Caiqing.

That day in the prison, in front of Xie Caiqing, he scolded King Duan for being mean, and said he was going to hit King Duan with a halberd...

No, that's not the most important thing.

Most importantly, he cursed King Duan to give birth to a son without a handle...

It was his own child.

No, no, that's what Dong Lu said, not Xiao Yun, that's why Xie Caiqing didn't notice him.

and many more--!

If Xie Caiqing didn't find him, how could he cook for him later?

Xie Caiqing knows!

and many more--!

How many hours did he ask his pregnant wife to cook him a meal? !

Xiao Yun's lips began to tremble.

Xie Zhe, who had been implicated several times by Xiao Yun, and who had been scapegoated several times inexplicably, finally appeared on the face of the laughing emperor who had always been a great enemy, and only the others were being played around by him. With the same earthy color as when he was greatly frightened, he smiled with satisfaction, and said softly, "Your Majesty may have forgotten that he is the most beloved little prince of the Nanpang royal family. It is yours." Great-grandfather has loved and appointed the next owner of the villa since he was a child, - hand Miluo, - hand the royal family, and pour the power of the whole country to raise a child for His Majesty, that is more than enough."

Xiao Yun showed horror on his face: "No! A child cannot be without a father! This is incomplete and unhappy for him! Xie Caiqing can't - give birth with a big belly, - raise a child of unknown origin and be made fun of by others! "

Xie Zhe smiled and said: "Your Majesty may be worrying too much. King Duan is going to get married soon, and his wife is the only daughter of Duke Yi, Duke Yi of Nanfangdi. Li, it must be a good pregnancy and a good way to teach children."