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Zhang Kui shouted with a two-axe, "I'm going!"

His voice was as loud as thunder, and he glared at the others angrily: "Don't rob me of any of you! I cut off that little bastard Duan Wang with an axe!"

Xiao Yun laughed loudly and said: "Okay! General Zhang insists on going, he is really brave, so General Zhang will take the lead!"

Zhang Kui clasped his fists in great joy: "The last general commanded that he be killed without a piece of armor left!"

……

In the commander's mansion in the city, the deputy general reported the details outside the city by Jiang Huaichu's side. Seeing Jiang Huaichu frequently looking in the direction of the city gate, absent-minded, he said with a smile: "If the prince really wants to go out and have a look, I will take the prince out to have a look at the end. The commander-in-chief always sits there." The house is not good either."

Jiang Huaichu paused, looked away, stared at his stomach, and said nonchalantly, "I don't want to, just keep talking."

……

Zhang Kui led hundreds of cavalry outside the city, crossed the bridge over the moat, and entered the city gate without fear. Terrified.

Behind the bridge behind him, Xiao Yun stood lazily, with a contemptuous look, confident and convincing.

Xie Zhe was unable to intervene for a long time before, but now he was finally able to speak, he approached Xiao Yun and whispered: "How can Your Majesty be sure that there is no ambush in the city?"

"Not sure."

"Not sure?!" Xie Zhe almost cried out.

"Yeah," Xiao Yun said seriously, "So you didn't see that I didn't take the lead?"

"..." Xie Zhe was silent for a long while before he said, "Then Zhang Kui...?"

"He insisted on going, and I can't refuse him to break his heart."

The corner of Xie Zhe's mouth twitched slightly: "...Then what if he was caught in an ambush?"

Xiao Yun lazily said: "So I can't go anymore. He was arrested, and I can still negotiate with King Duan to get him. I was arrested. With your brains, can you get me out?"

"..." The corners of Xie Zhe's mouth twitched uncontrollably for a long while, "Your Majesty is wise."

"Speaking seriously, there is always a risk, isn't it? There is no such thing as a pie in the sky. It's just a gamble. If you win, you will earn blood. If you lose, find a way to get people." Well, General Zhang will either make great contributions, or he will lose some people and suffer some crimes. In short, I will make up for him. If he gets promoted and made a fortune, I will not leave him alone."

Xie Zhe digested for a long time and sighed.

It's a good thing, it's always so cheap to say it from the emperor's mouth.

"I guess I didn't bury—"

Over there, Zhang Kui clamped his horse's belly tightly, flicked his whip, and brandished a double-edged ax into the city to fight.

The people of Nanpang stood on both sides, looking at him with strange eyes.

Before he had time to react, the ground in front of him suddenly sank in. The horse's legs bent, and the horse fell into the pit. Zhang Kui was also thrown out and fell into the big pit. The double-edged ax almost hit him.

The cavalry who came in with him also fell into the pit and were captured by Nanpang soldiers disguised as ordinary people around them.

Xiao Yun outside the city looked at this scene with a face full of shock: "Fuck, is this still that embarrassing King Duan?!"

Xie Zhe: "..."

Xiao Yun: "It's so dirty, I even suspect that it's me who came up with this idea... It's too dirty and too lame!"

Xie Zhe: "..."

Xiao Yun: "Have they changed their coaches? This is not Duan Wang's handwriting."

The Daning soldiers were dumbfounded, the originally noisy outside the city was silent, and the morale of the Nanping soldiers was greatly boosted.

Xiao Yun blinked and calmed down, his face gloomy.

The Daning soldiers reacted and began to curse at the enemy, and the Nanping soldiers were not far behind, and they kept cursing for a while.

Meng Heng leaned over and said solemnly, "Your Majesty, there is an ambush in the city. Let me withdraw first and find a way to return to General Zhang?"

It is normal to win or lose on the battlefield. The outcome is uncertain until the last moment. There is no need to panic because of a momentary gain or loss. A mistake in decision-making will not hurt the supreme prestige that Xiao Yun has built up over the years.

Nan Pang is not in a deadly battle with them now, and he will never kill Zhang Kui, and will definitely keep him to negotiate with them. There is no need to worry about Zhang Kui's life.

Xiao Yun sneered: "Withdraw the army? General Zhang has set the trap for us. Is it worthy of General Zhang to withdraw the army at this time?"

The generals were stunned for a long time, and suddenly they were overjoyed, thinking that they were confused, and almost fell into the enemy's arms.

The others panicked after being ambushed, and immediately ordered to retreat and reorganize in the chaos, but now that the ambush is over, if they don't enter now, when will they wait?

His Majesty is still awake.

Xiao Yun watched coldly.

He didn't believe in this evil, didn't King Duan just want him to withdraw his army, and if he could get rid of him once, would he have thought that he would not retreat but advance instead of ordering him to be ambushed?

This is a good time to chase after the victory.

Another young general asked for an order, and he got Xiao Yun's consent, so he led dozens of cavalry across the bridge, galloped into the city, bypassed the big pit of General Zhang, and was about to kill the Nanpang soldiers, the horseshoes came again It is a bend.

His complexion changed drastically, and an ominous premonition floated in his heart. He pulled the rein desperately, but he still couldn't stop himself from falling towards the big pit that gradually collapsed in front of him, revealing his true face.

Xiao Yun outside the city watched helplessly that the high-spirited young general disappeared from the ground, his face full of disbelief, and after a long while: "...fuck."

He has had countless inconceivable expressions in his life, but there has never been one more inconceivable than this time.

How could anyone know what he was thinking so well?As if digging a hole for him according to his mind?

Just think a little more than he thought, not one step more, one step less, but if you think more or one step less, you will win.

But it just happened to be just right, that is, not too many steps, not too few steps, and accurately predicted every thought of my own.

The Daning soldiers outside the city were again dumbfounded and lost their voices.

After losing twice in a row, Xiao Yun was furious and sneered.

He has never believed in evil. If King Duan can beat him twice, would he have thought that he would not retreat but advance instead of being ambushed twice?

As many as he digs, he asks people to fill them in. When there is nothing left to fill, he will kill them all.

For the first time, Xiao Yun looked directly at King Duan, sneered, and said coldly: "Is there any more—"

Xiao Yun's face suddenly changed.

"The end will be willing to go!"

"The end will be willing to go!"

Countless generals went out to ask for orders without any fear.

Xiao Yun's face was sullen, and he remained silent for a long time, and the people around him were terrified.

Xiao Yun finally looked at Xie Zhe who was beside him, and said in a deep voice: "According to my personality, how many times have I not believed in evil at all, and instead of retreating, I will advance and kill the opponent by surprise?"

Xie Zhe was taken aback, Xiao Yun's past achievements had no rules at all, he followed his 20 years of friendship, thought about it intuitively, and said, "Probably so."

The moment he said "yes", Xiao Yun's expression in front of him became dark and weird like never before.

It's like rage, shame, disbelief, and... ecstasy intertwined.

He was silent for two seconds: "Retreat."

He dropped the two unclear words, put on his helmet, got on his horse, turned his head and rode back to the camp.

……

In the commander's camp, Dong Luhong, Zhang Kui's good brother, focused his eyes: "Why did your Majesty withdraw the army?! Obviously the traps have been stepped on! Withdrawing at this time, wouldn't it mean that you will lose your wife and lose your army?"

Xiao Yun looked at the group of generals under his command who were unwilling to come to him, but he was not annoyed, and said lightly: "You want to pay yourself all?"

The generals were stunned for a moment, their anger stopped, and after a few seconds, they said blankly, "Why did your majesty say that?"

"Things are complicated, so to make a long story short," Xiao Yun rubbed his brows, "There are people in the city who understand me very well, comparable to the roundworm in my stomach."

"So all the decisions I would make according to the original habit of thinking track are in his favor, and they are all wrong."

The generals were all stunned, and they were silent for an unknown amount of time before they said, "How could this be?"

Xiao Yun pressed his temple hard: "Anyway, let's not say that there were more than a dozen holes dug in there. If you don't believe me, the gates of their city haven't been closed yet. You can just lead your troops to try it yourself, but you fell in. I won't catch you."

"Zhang Kui and the others will find a way to get it."

The generals looked at each other and went down convinced.

After the general left, Xie Zhe came in, observed his words and expressions, and said cautiously, "How could this be?"

Xiao Yun has never lost such a defeat in a war so far, it can almost be said that he was led by the nose.

The general left, and only Xiao Yun and Xie Zhe were left in the camp. Xiao Yun, who was originally calm and with the universe in his hand, suddenly changed his face. He took out the pure white handkerchief in his skirt and threw it on the ground. He jumped up and stepped on it: " Fuck it, that little bitch Xie Caiqing is in there! I just said that I shouldn't fall in love blindly, my sperm can say everything, and my pants are almost taken off by him! Bah! He has already taken them off! Mysterious, deep, lofty, taking her husband as the sky, oh my god, it’s all gone! Fuck! I’ve been seen through by him!! I’ve worked so hard for so many years to be seen through by him so easily! Ah!! He actually dared to hold me Follow my nose!!"

"..." Xie Zhe looked at the handsome man who was frantically jumping up and down with a three-year-old child and trampled on the handkerchief, and his mood was indescribably complicated for a moment.

"Good guy, this is awesome. I learned about this situation secretly, and even helped Nan Pang to help Duan Wang, and Duan Wang wore a pair of pants to play with me. I said why Duan Wang's hooligan moves are like mine, good guy He learned the scriptures from me, and changed his career to be the virtuous wife of King Duan!! No wonder King Duan doesn’t make friends! He’s in Yeming Pass! I’ve worked so hard to find him for half a month with mosquitoes all over his head, and he’s right here He didn't even come out to see me inside! He must be laughing at me with King Duan right now, ahhh, why would there be such a person, I found him," Xiao Yun took a few deep breaths, "I, I want ...fuck him to death!"

"Yes, I want to fuck him to death! I find him, I want to imprison him, and make him my little slave. If I show any kindness to him, I will be a fucking idiot!"

"..." Xie Zhe watched Xiao Yun venting himself and talking to himself to solve the problem, and felt that one of the great advantages of staying with Xiao Yun was that he never needed others to explain, and he could find the action plan as quickly as possible , although correct or not is not very stable.

Xiao Yun looked at the dirty handkerchief on the ground whose original color could hardly be seen, as if he saw Xie Caiqing who was being tortured and begging for mercy in every possible way, finally he felt a little better, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he was silent for a few seconds, he was in an unprecedentedly radiant spirit Eager to try it out, he snorted and said, "Is he able to see through it so easily? What he saw through was only a small spot outside that I wanted him to see, and he was still complacent. I will soon appear without anyone noticing it." In front of him, kill him by surprise, let him see how mysterious his master is, how deep he is, and how unfathomable his strength is."