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Xie Caiqing closed the memorial abruptly.

"This memorial, Your Majesty...Your Majesty, you should read it yourself, and I will read it—"

"Nian, I don't like reading characters." Xiao Yun said.

"His Majesty--"

"You just read it, I don't get angry so easily, I won't get angry and read the memorial if I write something outrageous."

"His Majesty……"

"What did the Zhuangyuan Lang refuse to read, let me and the Zhuangyuan Lang read it together?" Xiao Yun frowned, as if he was about to come over.

Xie Caiqing blushed and said, "...My minister, my minister Nian, Your Majesty doesn't need to come here."

He looked into the hall and said softly: "Can your Majesty retreat to the left?"

Xiao Yun waved his hand happily, and told the palace servants to go down, leaning lazily by the window, listening attentively.

Xie Caiqing opened the memorial again with stiff fingers, held back her embarrassment and anger, scolded the stinky hooligan in her heart, glanced briefly at the words written on the memorial, feeling ashamed for a moment.

"Zhuangyuan Lang?" Xiao Yun pressed the corner of his mouth and urged him.

Xie Caiqing took a deep breath, his cheeks became hotter and hotter, he endured his eyes filled with unsightly eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "Recently, my minister has repeatedly stolen...stealing women, I occasionally feel something, and share it with Your Majesty."

Xiao Yun was stunned for a moment, and almost laughed out loud, but his face remained unchanged: "Read."

Xie Caiqing said: "Your Majesty is four out of twenty. He is physically strong and energetic. For the affairs of the harem, you should do what you can. If you have a strong capital, you can do everything, and women can do it. If the husband and son-in-law are better than themselves, it will be difficult to get along with each other, and there will be no joy at all, and the woman's heart will be contemptuous, and her self-esteem will be affected."

Xiao Yun choked back his laughter and felt uncomfortable, thinking that this old thing is really amazing.

"I hope that your Majesty will not be contaminated by the bad habits of the capital and choose good concubines. Although virgins are not interesting, they can develop themselves. The long-term investment is deep and wide-ranging. What is good and what is short of oneself can be matched by others , tailor-made, only for the bliss of life..."

Xie Caiqing's eyes were red with embarrassment, and her lips and teeth were trembling with anger.

It's filthy and shameless.

If this dishonest minister was his brother, he would have been pulled out and killed.

Sure enough, people are divided into groups, and only Xiao Yun, a prostitute, can raise such a prodigal minister.

Xiao Yun stared at the flawless Xie Caiqing, his Adam's apple rolled slightly.

open up?

Xiao Yun had no intention of telling him to stop, he calmly seemed to be listening to a lecture, Xie Caiqing had no choice but to continue reading: "Virgo is ignorant, I don't know what other men are like, it will definitely not hurt my face."

"Besides, a woman can't become a virgin, but a virgin can become an adult woman. For this matter, a child is dispensable at the beginning, but a husband and a son-in-law... After many times of guidance and teaching, it is wonderful."

Xiao Yun's hand paused.

Boot professor?

He looked up and down Xie Caiqing, who could blush with shame even after reading a memorial, thinking that it was really a blank sheet of paper, and he was overjoyed.

He has not taken the initiative to dabble in this area, and it sounds novel, interesting, and full of challenges.

How could such a fun thing be without him?

What's the point of men conquering others by relying on power and status? It's not that they can't make people die.

If he has the ability, he can show his prestige in a small area, completely conquering people inside and out, so that even if he follows others in the future, he will always think about himself.

He is the emperor, and if he wants to play, he has to play it profoundly, and he must be outstanding, otherwise he will be recorded by the eunuch in the internal daily life note for future generations to read.

Xiao Yun smacked his lips, suppressed the eagerness to try, and said calmly: "Read."

Xie Caiqing said: "How to choose a good concubine, I also have some experience."

"The skin is white and rosy, and the skin is fine and smooth. The skin is dark and dull, and the body is mostly cold or hot and humid. It is not good for children. Those who are rough are probably born with insufficient wealth, do not pay attention to appearance, and are sloppy and lazy; The character should be gentle and virtuous, and those who do not fight or grab are suitable. The so-called family and everything are prosperous, and the harem is peaceful. The children are also more powerful..."

Xiao Yun couldn't help laughing out loud: "Nonsense, what he said, isn't the number one scholar a good child?"

Xie Caiqing's whole face was burning suddenly, and she gritted her teeth secretly: "Your Majesty, please don't make fun of Weichen... Weichen is not a woman, so... how can I have children."

"That's right," Xiao Yun said lazily, "If the number one scholar is from a girl's family, I'm afraid that the people who propose to me will be lined up from the bedroom to the east gate at this time."

Xie Caiqing said: "Your Majesty..."

Xiao Yun took a deep look at him, and said mockingly: "If the number one scholar was a girl, I would have taken them into the harem long ago and enjoyed them by myself."

Xie Caiqing's eyes widened, obviously he didn't expect him to say such teasing words, he was in a mess for a while, and he was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in: "Your Majesty, don't make fun of this minister... I will stop reading, my minister, Weichen resigns..."

"Why are you so careless?" Xiao Yun came over and took the memorial in his hand, "You are so thin-skinned, you don't have to practice it, they are all people around me, don't ask people to bully me casually in the future Shame. I teased you, you are ashamed and annoyed, won't you tease me back?"

Under the candlelight, Xiao Yun's face was handsome and coquettish, he stared at people with playful eyes, and his lazy tone made people blush and heartbeat.

Xie Caiqing cursed shamelessly in her heart, like a little rabbit, her ears drooping and her head drooping: "Your Majesty, what is the reason for this..."

"They're all men, don't be cautious, it makes me feel embarrassed, that's how it is between me and the commander," Xiao Yun said without blushing, "Yesterday I teased him about whether he wants to be a mother. "

Xie Caiqing breathed a sigh of relief: "It's because I'm petty, I'd better—"

"What are you hurrying to do?" Xiao Yun dragged him back, opened the memorial, and said with a smile, "Come, come, Zhuangyuan Lang will take a look with me."

After a pause, Zhuangyuanlang calmly added to the horrified expression: "I often watch with the commander."

Zhuangyuan Lang seemed to be afraid of spoiling His Majesty's interest, so he was embarrassed to leave in an instant, so he turned his face away, and lightly touched the hot and powerful hand on his wrist with his soft fingers: "Your Majesty, don't, don't be like this..."

Xiao Yun wondered, "Zhuangyuan Lang is such an adult, he hasn't seen it yet?"

Xie Caiqing: "Weichen's... I really haven't seen it."

"Not at all?" Xiao Yun's tone was unimaginable.

Xie Caiqing felt ashamed and angry, what was his tone?It's right not to watch it, this kind of thing is only read by thieves, and they even pull people to watch it together.

"...never."

Xiao Yun wondered why Xie Caiqing was more conservative than that Jiang Huaiyi next door, and said with a lazy smile: "That's more to see, come here, Qian Sisheng's painting is the only one in the world, and a courtier came to give it to you a few days ago." Zhuangyuan Lang said kiss, I see that you are young, maybe for the time being, but you have to learn a little bit, so as not to be unable to control your wives and concubines in the future."

"……His Majesty!"

Xie Caiqing was pulled by Xiao Yun's wrist, and had no choice but to stand in front of him obediently, Xiao Yun's head was poked from the side of his neck, and his arms were wrapped around his waist to hold the memorial, because he was half a head taller than him , he was a circle older than him, and it looked like Xiao Yun was holding him in his arms from behind.

The albums were all under the eyelids, and Xie Caiqing couldn't move, so he had to lower his head and close his eyes.

"Open it," Xiao Yun said with a smile next to his ear, "Last time the courtiers took off their trousers to cover their eyes, and now they still laugh at me like a big girl, you have to practice hard, so as not to see you again in the future Those who don’t know think Zhuangyuan Lang is good at Long Yang, so they are embarrassed to look at it.”

Xie Caiqing stubbornly resisted: "Your Majesty..."

"obedient."

When Xiao Yun spoke, his breath sprayed on the side of his neck, and the skin on Xie Caiqing's neck turned slightly red.

Xiao Yun looked at the color, his eyes suddenly darkened.

At the end of the nose are two kinds of aroma mixed together, entangled with each other, you have me, complement each other, making people unconsciously swayed.

The long black eyelashes of the person in front of him trembled slightly, and finally opened his eyes slowly, with a blushing face, facing the strange patterns in the picture album.

Xiao Yun: "What does the number one scholar think?"

"..."

"I don't think I'm very good at it, I'm flashy, I'm tired, I'm an acrobat."

"..."

"What about this page?"

"Aiqing? Talking, I'm bored by myself."

"Ai Qing?"

"... Shang... Shang Ke."

"Is it okay? Like it?"

"..."

"Just like it without talking?"

"……do not like."

"What about this one? Does Aiqing like it?"

"do not like."

"Don't you like it? I quite like it. It's a bit wild, but it looks very comfortable."

"..."

……

"Why don't you like it? What kind of Aiqing do you like?" "..."

"Aiqing likes someone who is gentler." Xiao Yun's lips were almost pressed against Xie Caiqing's ear, his voice was low and slow, "how about it?"