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The carriage arrived at the entrance of the bedroom, and stopped for more than half a stick of incense, before the emperor came down with a gloomy face, and flung his sleeves to the inner hall.

The emperor's facial features opened and closed, his eyes were frighteningly dark when he was unhappy, and the hostility between his brows was smoldering, making anyone who saw it frightened.

Xiao Yun threw himself onto the imperial concubine's couch, loosened his clothes indiscriminately to disperse heat, rested his head on the back of one hand, crossed his long legs, and looked at the beams in the hall.

After venting, my emotions calmed down a little, and my reason returned a little bit.

Xiao Yun slapped his forehead suddenly.

Fuck, what is he doing.

He has a Mao relationship with Xie Caiqing.

It's been a few times, it's endless, isn't it?

Lin Xing put on a handkerchief and worked hard, Xiao Yun, aren't you pitiful?

I am surrounded by beauties all over the world, and all of them are waiting for my luck. I am only worthy of self-sufficiency?I can only be self-sufficient?

Xiao Yun couldn't believe it.

Is there something wrong?

No, we can't go on like this.

The strange impatience in the blood is still running, it seems that he hasn't fully enjoyed himself, and he can't think about it at all.

The emperor bowed his head and suddenly sneered.

Even if you are ruthless, you are picky and refuse to change, you have to hang yourself from a tree, can I change?

The emperor got up suddenly, sat down at the table, pulled a piece of rice paper, unfolded it in two, picked up the Langhao brush, dipped it in the inkstone that had dried up, and began to write.

The title reads: "Can Xiao Yun play with Xie Caiqing?".

"Can't" is written on the top of the left half, and "Can" is written on the top of the right half.

Xiao Yun started writing from the left.

"Why can't Xiao Yun play with Xie Caiqing?"

"[-]. Xie Caiqing is not interested in Xiao Yun and thinks that Xiao Yun is a gentleman. Xiao Yun thinks that he is the king of a country, and he can't face it. He doesn't like a hot face with a cold ass and wants to leave a glorious image in Xie Caiqing's heart. Summary : A matter of face."

"Second, Xie Caiqing is very kind to Xiao Yun, dedicated to the country and is too young to be crowned. Summary: moral issues."

"Third, Xie Caiqing likes women. In summary: Xiao Yun is a man."

The more Xiao Yun wrote, the harder he tried to force through the back of the paper, and even the ink was stained on the case.

So many can't.

Xiao Yun's face was filled with disbelief.

He thought for a while, but couldn't think of any other reason for the time being, and finally looked to the right.

"Why can Xiao Yun flirt with Xie Caiqing?"

Xiao Yun tugged at his hair for a long time before reluctantly writing: "One, Xiao Yun thinks."

Xiao Yunqian sat, racked his brains for a long time, got nothing, then stood up again, holding a pen, pacing up and down, his mind was still empty.

Xiao Yun sat back in the teacher's chair, dropped the pen, picked up the rice paper, looked up at the densely packed "Can't" on the left, and the lonely "Xiao Yun Xiang" on the right, his face completely darkened.

He took a deep breath, resisted the desire to tear the paper into balls and throw it away, tore off the right side, leaving only the left side that could not, and wrote in a new line:

"What should Xiao Yun do to make love to Xie Caiqing?"

"First, Xiao Yun can change his mind about the problem of face. Xiao Yun is the king of a country, but he can't even get a champion, and he still needs to be self-sufficient. This is a more embarrassing thing than putting a hot face on a cold ass."

The corner of Xiao Yun's mouth was full of smiles, yes, yes, this is especially true.

"Xie Caiqing worships Xiao Yun as a gentleman, an emperor, and a savior. It's a beautiful image, but Xiao Yun can completely conquer him on the bed, give him everything he wants, protect him from the wind and rain, and protect him in his life." Reshape the image of a man who is taller, more attractive, and can be fully entrusted in his heart."

Xiao Yun slapped his thigh, this is so right, why didn't he think of it before?Sure enough, I was affected by emotions, too limited to the present, and didn't see the possibility of the future.

The problem of face was solved, Xiao Yun continued to write, and after the thought was cleared up, his writing speed was as fast as flying.

"Second, regarding moral issues, Xie Caiqing was very kind to Xiao Yun, and Xiao Yun should pamper him even more. Now that Xiao Yun doesn't see him and neglects him, it makes him dejected and extremely lonely. If Xiao Yun is really a moral person, There should be no way to reciprocate virtue like this.”

"Xie Caiqing is dedicated to the country. Xiao Yun is the emperor and No. 1 in Ningguo. Xie Caiqing is dedicated to the country, that is, to Xiao Yun. If Xie Caiqing wants to serve the country, the first person who should serve the country is Xiao Yun. If he loves the country, he should Willing to satisfy Xiao Yun's desires, otherwise he is not truly patriotic."

Xiao Yun thought to himself that he was really confused before, and he could not see Mount Tai, so he continued to write:

"Xie Caiqing is too young to be crowned. First of all, Xie Caiqing is not young. Xie Caiqing is already, and the girls are 16 years old. Many of them are already the mothers of children."

"Secondly, although Xie Caiqing didn't get crowned, Xiao Yun has the final say on how old a man is crowned. Xiao Yun's grandfather encouraged people to have children because of insufficient population. Men can be crowned and married at the age of 16, and women can be married at the age of 14. It fully proves that when Xiao Yun said that Xie Caiqing was crowned, Xie Caiqing was crowned. So Xie Caiqing has already been crowned with Xiao Yun."

Xiao Yun thought that he was really a genius, looked at the last one left, and wrote casually:

"Three, Xie Caiqing likes women. First of all, Xie Caiqing has no personal experience. How can he be sure that he likes women? Maybe he likes men. He is just limited by the general thinking of the people and never thinks about it."

"Secondly, Xiao Yun is completely superior to women in all aspects. Xiao Yun is handsome and beautiful, Xiao Yun is tall and stalwart, Xiao Yun can make him enjoy unparalleled happiness on the bed, Xiao Yun... Xiao Yun's advantages are too numerous to list."

"In the end, even if Xie Caiqing still likes women, Xiao Yun's magnanimity will not hinder him from marrying a wife and having children. Everyone will get what they need and benefit each other. Why not do it?"

After writing the last word, Xiao Yun threw away the pen, the bad breath in his chest was swept away, and his mood and body felt more comfortable than ever.

The bird hanging on the beam shook its head and sang, "Your Majesty is wise and mighty, and his achievements will last forever!"

Xiao Yun stood up all at once, strode over, and said excitedly: "You think so too?!"

"Your Majesty is wise and martial, and his achievements will last forever!" "Your Majesty is wise and martial, his achievements will last forever!"

Xiao Yun laughed loudly: "Heroes see the same thing! Come, come, I will reward you with millet, and I announce that you are back in favor!"

"Your Majesty is wise and martial, and his achievements will last forever!" "Your Majesty is wise and martial, his achievements will last forever!"

Xiao Yun sprinkled some millet in, took the paper, walked to the candle, and was about to burn the paper, when Xie Zhe outside the hall suddenly led a group of imperial physicians in.

Xiao Yun quickly grabbed the small box with the name of the dead on one side of the bookshelf, put the paper in, pressed it hard, and put it back tightly.

After the imperial physician had checked the emperor's body and left without any harm, Xie Zhe still stood where he was.

Xiao Yun has known him for many years, and he is aware of his peeing nature, so he said angrily: "Speak up if you have something to say."

Xie Zhe muttered for a while, then said softly: "Does Your Majesty want to send Xie Caiqing somewhere?"

Xiao Yun frowned suddenly: "Why?"

Xie Zhe sighed, and said: "Weichen heard from people around him that he has been depressed these days, his temperament is too introverted, others will talk to him, and it will pass quickly, he likes to hold back, and his age Small, it's easy to get overwhelmed, and the Imperial Academy doesn't think highly of him, so you can imagine his life now."

"Your Majesty hates him, and I don't want to see him anyway. I was very upset after seeing him for the past two days. Today, I just turned my face away and left. I thought, Your Majesty might as well transfer him to a place, give him a good job, and let him practice for a few days." -"

"Who said I hate him?" Xiao Yun interrupted.

Xie Zhe was confused: "Your Majesty came back from Taipu Temple yesterday and called him a little bitch."

"..." After a long silence, Xiao Yun said with a calm smile, "Have I ever called you a little bitch?"

"……No."

"Hitting is affection and scolding is love. I love him."

Xie Zhe suddenly raised his head, his face full of disbelief: "Your Majesty...?"

Xiao Yun thought that Xie Caiqing was already his bedside person, and said with a smile: "I see that he is good everywhere, he is gentle and quiet, not at all like a general who fights and kills all day long, and can write memorials to coax me I am happy, things are handled safely, and I am as beautiful as a night pearl, and I like to be clean. The handkerchief I gave to me is more delicate than that of a girl. I will make soup for me. You have never drank it. His first time I gave it to me once I cooked it, and it tastes delicious, I will definitely ask him to boil it for you to taste some other day..."

"..." Xie Zhe looked at the beaming emperor with a strange expression.

Xiao Yun was surprised by what he said, it turned out that Xie Caiqing had so many advantages, how could he have turned a blind eye before?

He can also make sachets, and he can also dress up. The clothes and accessories are very tasteful, and it is too dignified to take them out.

He really deserves to sleep with him.

Xiao Yun calmed down a little.

Xie Caiqing still has many shortcomings.

His family is poor, I am rich like a country, his official is small, I am the emperor and I have the final say, he is innocent and simple, I am thick and dark, he is weak, I am strong, he is squeamish and knows nothing, milking It can be nourished on the face, I can do everything.

From this point of view, he doesn't lack anything, except for me, and his shortcomings are waiting for me to make up for it.

It is simply a match made in heaven, I am his destined lover.

Even his waist was tailor-made for him, and it was just right to wrap one arm around it.

It turned out that there was a definite plan in the dark, so many clues, but he was so dizzy that he couldn't see it.