I'm pregnant after the routine enemy emperor

Since the emperor told Zhuangyuanlang not to go to serve the imperial court a few days ago, Zhuangyuanlang seemed a little depressed in the Imperial Academy these days.

He is still very safe in doing things, and he can't find a single fault. It's just that he seems quieter, and he basically doesn't take the initiative to talk to others. When others call him, he will slowly raise his head and smile at them gently. , and then quickly got busy with his own affairs.

Others didn't know about the series of events between Xie Caiqing and the emperor, they only thought that Xie Caiqing suddenly rushed to the emperor to curry favor with the emperor, and now he was flattering the horse's leg, which completely annoyed the emperor, and they all gloated, There are also many people who think of his poor background and feel a little pity and sympathy.

Liu Yun breathed a sigh of relief. Xie Caiqing didn't want to take shortcuts, so she settled down to study with him.

Therefore, in the past few days, he squeezed out Xie Caiqing's time. The task was so heavy that even his disciples tried their best to finish it. Liu Yun didn't expect him to complete it at first. He learned from a few senior brothers, but he didn't realize that others didn't say a word, but he did things in an orderly manner, without leaking water, more secure and meticulous than anyone else, and delivered perfectly every time, without taking credit for it. He was very humble, and was greatly appreciated at the moment , looking at him with warm eyes, more and more strict requirements.

On this day, Xie Caiqing had just rested from a busy day and was rubbing his swollen temples on his seat. A young eunuch came in and found him: "The number one scholar has left the office, is there any time?"

Xie Caiqing poured him a cup of tea, and said softly, "Yes, what's the matter?"

The little eunuch was flattered to take the tea, and his attitude became cordial: "Eunuch Yin Xian wants to catch up with you and relieve boredom."

"When and where?"

"It can be done now, at the Taipu Temple." There was a glimmer of hope in the eyes of the little eunuch.

Xie Caiqing thought that anyway, he was done with the matter at hand, and said happily, "That's fine."

The little eunuch obviously didn't expect him to agree so happily, he was stunned for a few seconds, and sighed softly: "It's just that you still miss him. These days, my father-in-law has made many appointments, and everyone avoids him, for fear of being dragged down by him for promotion. Getting rich, if you are afraid, just say it, father-in-law will not blame you, we all understand."

Xie Caiqing smiled: "It's okay."

He doesn't want to get promoted and get rich.

Xie Caiqing did not explain.

The little eunuch was deeply moved by Zhuangyuanlang's personality, and said kindly: "My father-in-law is taking care of the horse, you'd better change into light and dirty clothes."

"understood."

Xie Caiqing went to the inner room, changed her clothes, and followed the little eunuch out.

Two small officials from the Imperial Academy gathered behind him, and one of them whispered, "Why is he still in touch with Yin Xian? Do you think the future is too bright?"

Another sneered and said: "We are both degenerates in the world, why don't we cherish each other?"

The man thought of the exact same situation as the two of them now: "Haha, that's right."

……

Yin Xian and Xie Caiqing took a walk for a while amidst the smell of horse dung in the stables of Taipu Temple.

Yin Xian was greatly moved, and sighed: "I never thought you would come, it's still this kind of place, I really wronged you."

Xie Caiqing shook her head: "It's okay, Caiqing was born in a poor family, and I smelled this smell a lot when I was a child, so it's nothing."

Yin Xian said in his heart that it is only when he has fallen that he knows who is a true gentleman and a true friend, and finally he stopped going around in circles: "Do you want to see Your Majesty?"

Xie Caiqing was taken aback.

"Your Majesty's horse is about to give birth. It's over there. Our family got the news that His Majesty is coming, so we asked the little eunuch to call you."

Xie Caiqing was stunned for a moment, and said sincerely, "Thank you, Eunuch, for your kindness."

Yin Xian said with a smile: "If you don't come, you won't be so blessed. It's not my flattery."

"You and I are both fallen in the world, and you still miss me, of course I can give you a hand."

Xie Caiqing thought that Yin Xianren was too clever and slick, so his thoughts were not bad.

That's right, it's impossible for Xiao Yun to have an evil eunuch by his side. He is a thief and a thief, and he only wants to do Xiao Yun's best.

"Come with us, it's almost time."

Along the way, Yin Xian slapped his head: "With my brain, I forgot to ask, why did you offend His Majesty?"

"..." Xie Caiqing said calmly, "I don't know."

"Yes, His Majesty has always been confusing—"

"Hey—!" There was a horse neighing that implied severe pain.

Xie Caiqing looked where the voice came from.A group of people over there surrounded a black horse lying on the ground, panicking.

"Only touching one front hoof!"

"Use your strength!"

"What to do, there are really two horses, and I can't find the other hoof."

"Wrong, wrong, not this hoof!"

"What should I do, I can't give birth!"

Yin Xianyan was taken aback by their rough actions, left Xie Caiqing behind and ran over, sternly reprimanded: "What are you doing! Take it easy! This is His Majesty's favorite horse! Something happened to you and you don't want it anymore!"

"Elder-in-law, I can't give birth." The waiter on the horse said anxiously.

The horse's stomach was distended astonishingly, and it rolled on the ground in pain. It was held down by someone, and a horse's leg was stuck behind it.

Xie Caiqing involuntarily had some associations and stood there with a slightly pale face.

He pursed his lips and walked over.

Although he doesn't raise horses, he raises a lot of little white foxes. Compared with people with different thoughts, he often feels that staying with small animals is very relaxing.

"Don't touch the number one scholar, don't make you dirty!" The palace man next to him said kindly.

Xie Caiqing shook his head. He couldn't help much, so he knelt down and gently touched the horse's belly to smooth it out.

The horse stared at him with dark eyes, panted, and neighed at him twice, as if thanking him.

The horse's belly under his hands was very hard, contracting violently, something was moving inside, as if it was eager to come out, and the white afterbirth appeared and disappeared behind him, growing and shrinking with the horse's exertion and relaxation.

When Xiao Yun arrived, the horse and the people had almost run out of strength.

Xiao Yun frowned suddenly when he saw Xie Caiqing who was squatting and petting his beloved horse.

"Your Majesty!" Yin Xian ran to the front, sweating anxiously, "I can't give birth! Both are big, and the fetal position is not right! I have no strength, and I can't find a hoof..."

The white horse in the stable opposite saw his partner dying, neighing, and circling in vain, flicking its tail anxiously.

Xiao Yun looked back at the screaming white horse: "It's okay, it's okay, Lao Bai is quite awesome, two at a time, I haven't seen such a powerful one in more than ten years."

Everyone who was anxious to become grasshoppers on the hot pot burst out laughing.

Xiao Yun rolled up the sleeves of his regular clothes: "Give it up, let me give it up, you guys, help Xiao Hei up."

Xie Caiqing hurriedly stood up and waited aside with the unrelated people, Xiao Yun said casually: "Zhuangyuan Lang wants to touch it, continue to touch it, it is comfortable."

"...Oh." Xie Caiqing squatted down again, her hands a little awkward.

Xie Caiqing has never been to a racecourse since she was kicked by a horse when she was a child. Except for riding in a car, she rarely gets along with horses. She doesn't know much about them, let alone deliver babies. Standing on the top, showing his strong and powerful arms, he was a little dazed for a moment, not knowing what he was going to do.

"Be careful to splash it on your face later." Xiao Yun said.

Xie Caiqing looked slightly dazed.

what?

Xiao Yun didn't look at him again, walked behind the horse, and under Xie Caiqing's shocked eyes, slowly stretched his whole arm into the horse's ass.

The horse neighed sharply.

"Be patient, who told you that you usually eat so much and don't exercise, you deserve it."

Xiao Yun also stuffed the other hand in.

The horse's stomach was already surprisingly hard, and there seemed to be no gaps. Xiao Yun went in with both hands. Xie Caiqing instantly felt that the horse's stomach was going to explode, and a steady stream of dirt poured out, splashing onto Xiao Yun's black ink with gold threads. On brocade.

Seeing this scene, Xie Caiqing became stiff all over, and subconsciously touched her stomach.

Xiao Yun was messing around inside, looking for something.

"Fuck, what a mess these hooves are," Xiao Yun scolded, "Why are you pregnant with two if you don't have the ability?"

The horse whimpered.

"It's not right, I can't blame you, but Lao Bai."

Xie Caiqing: "..."

Xiao Yun likes to talk to himself and Xie Caiqing still knows, Xie Caiqing rubbed the horse's belly with stiff hands.

He could even see Xiao Yun's hand on the horse's belly.

Invisible pain and anxiety crawled into his heart, Xie Caiqing bit his lower lip, trying to calm down.

Xiao Yun groped while chatting with the horse, and finally found the two front hooves of a pony, and grabbed one with one hand.

He turned his head and looked around: "Who is that—forget it, it's just you."

Xiao Yun looked at Xie Caiqing at his feet: "Come here, hug me."

Xie Caiqing was absent-minded, her eyes widened when she heard this, and she looked at him in disbelief.

"Hurry up!" Xiao Yun scolded.

Xie Caiqing stood up in a hurry, and walked to Xiao Yun's side without knowing why, her arms beside her could not be stretched.

"Your Majesty, how...how hugging?" Xie Caiqing stammered.

Xiao Yun had a half smile but not a smile: "Wouldn't you be able to hug me from behind?"

"...Yes, yes." Xie Caiqing walked behind Xiao Yun, hesitated for a while, and put his arms around him stiffly.

Xiao Yun saw that the person behind him didn't stick up, and the hands in front of him were also hugged, and he didn't even touch him, so he said angrily: "Are you going to use such strength?"

Xie Caiqing came to a sudden: "Yes...it is my humble minister who is dull."

He gritted his teeth, leaned against Xiao Yun, and hugged him tightly from behind. Xiao Yun felt the soft body behind him, smiled quietly, and said calmly: "Come down, this is my rib, you can do it." Can not be done?"

"Wei... Weichen knows."

Xiao Yun lowered his head slightly, and Xie Caiqing's untouched hands in front of him finally wrapped his arms around his waist.

Xiao Yun thought that he could go a little further, holding the two little horse's hooves while he was thinking about it, and said in a serious way: "If I ask you to pull hard, you can pull me back hard."

"...Wei Chen knows."

"Pull."

Xiao Yun was very tall, Xie Caiqing hugged him tightly from behind, and couldn't see the situation in front of him, so he could only listen to his instructions, exert strength with his hands, wrap around Xiao Yun's waist, and exert strength backward.

"Pull! Use some force."

"Zhuangyuanlang, do you only have this strength?"

The man's voice was low and teasing, and his own scorching breath rushed towards his face with the words. Xie Caiqing's face blushed uncontrollably. In order to exert strength, he had to hug him even tighter, so that he could have a steady focus.

He almost merged with Xiao Yun.

Xiao Yun's body was very hot and hard.

"Pull! Come out soon."

In front of Xiao Yun, the two pony hooves came out, followed by the horse's head, the most difficult part slipped out, and with a huff, the whole pony came out.

With a "puff", the sewage from the horse's afterbirth gushed out and splashed a lot on Xiao Yun's body. His brocade clothes were dirtier than a rag in the blink of an eye.

Because Xie Caiqing was completely blocked by Xiao Yun in front, except for a little splash on his hand, other places survived.

The people around him breathed a sigh of relief, with joy on their faces.

The first one came out, and the second one came out easily. Xiao Yun did the same. This time, he hardly looked for it, and the second one also came out.

The black horse's stomach was completely deflated.

The two ponies are in good condition. They are bouncing vigorously on the ground, one is black and the other is white, their black eyes are blinking, their lanugo is wet, and they are full of energy. They bounce their knees and try several times to get Standing up, the black one almost made it.

Xie Caiqing has always been protected by the emperor's brother very well. It was the first time that she knew that a horse could almost stand upright after birth. She was a little surprised that there was such an interesting life scene.

Xie Caiqing couldn't help showing a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"How long is Zhuangyuan Lang going to hug me? Huh?" Xiao Yun said.

"... I'm rude." Xie Caiqing immediately let go, took two steps back, and lowered her head, not daring to look at him.

Xiao Yun turned around and saw that his face was flushed, and he was about to make a teaser, but suddenly he frowned and his face changed slightly.

What were you doing just now?Didn't you tell someone that you disappeared completely?

Xie Caiqing raised his eyes slightly and looked at the large expanses of dirt on Xiao Yun's body, especially on his arms. It was the first time that his obsession with cleanliness did not come up. He glanced at the lively little white horse that finally stood up on one side, and suddenly felt that Xiao Yun didn't like cleanliness very much. It doesn't seem so annoying anymore.

Of course people are still annoying.

Smelly hooligan, rotten thief.

Feeling the complex meaning of Xiao Yun's gaze, Xie Caiqing said sadly: "...Your Majesty doesn't want to see this humble official, and my humble official is not here to hinder His Majesty's eyes."

He turned around and left, Xiao Yun opened his mouth to scream, but closed it again, cursing from the bottom of his heart, and stood there irritatedly shaking his arms.

It's so fucking confusing.

Xie Caiqing walked out a few steps, paused, and walked back again. Xiao Yun frowned and looked at him, wanting to tell him to get away, but also wanting to let him come back. For the first time, he hoped that a person would either go to the end of the world, Or come over and hug him shyly like a concubine, and call him Your Majesty.

...I seem to be dirty and smelly now.

What a mess.

"Isn't it not obstructing my eyes?" Xiao Yun said coldly.

Xie Caiqing's face was slightly pale, but he still approached, lowered his head, took out a pure white handkerchief from his sleeve, couldn't help but take Xiao Yun's hand, stuffed it into his hand, and said in a warm voice: "Your Majesty wipe it. "

Before Xiao Yun could react, he let go of his hand, turned his head and left, his back looked a little lonely.

Xiao Yun stared at it, inexplicably feeling a little uncomfortable.

Looking down at another pure white handkerchief embroidered with a picture of twining zithers in his hand, his eyes gradually became darker.