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Xiao Yun took two deep breaths, calmed down a little, and said with a sneer: "I won't be fooled by you!"

He flicked his sleeves and strode away.

Chang Lingwei resisted with difficulty with his body behind him.

These people are all the emperor's servants, the more crazed they become, the more they dare not draw their swords at all. Yes, it's still light when the person is gone. If the person still has breath, he can be killed by force in the future.

The emperor's courtiers were extremely vindictive.

So a group of young men with superb martial arts could only use the most primitive way of cursing street shrews to drag back the courtiers who rushed forward.

In the end, within a few seconds, they climbed up again, rushed to the wall surrounded by Chang Lingwei, and began to push persistently.

After a few rounds, the already violent generals looked at the emperor who was about to disappear, and they became completely hairy, with their hair standing on end: "Damn, what kind of bastards are you?! How dare you stop me?! I When you are fighting, you don't know where you are talking!"

"Give it to me!!"

"Come on!! Fuck you to death!!

When the general was young, he was in the army who gave orders to the soldiers to advance and retreat, and his passionate roar was full of heart-piercing, penetrating and contagious.

After roaring, he swung his fist towards Chang Lingwei's face in front of him.

Chang Lingwei, who was caught off guard and beaten to the ground, was completely dumbfounded.

Seeing this situation, the courtiers were overwhelmed by the intense pleasure of defeating the enemy, their eyes turned red, they were completely overwhelmed, and those who could fight and those who could not fight began to charge forward.

Several generals wrestled with Chang Lingwei in the blink of an eye, and the trembling old men picked up their loose official uniforms, and either sneaked up and kicked them, or drilled up and down, broke through the defense line and chased after the emperor.

Xie Caiqing was in the last row of courtiers, staring at the chaotic scene in front of her, and took two steps back in a daze, her heart trembling.

Brother Huang, he wants to go home, he doesn't have children anymore, he wants to go home.

His hand was grabbed suddenly with terrifying strength, and Xie Caiqing's bones ached from being pinched.

"Why are you standing still! Follow the emperor with me!"

Liu Yun couldn't help but arrest him, and took advantage of Chang Lingwei's chaos to pull his breast-addicted muscles.

Daning's face hurt from the wind, and Xie Caiqing felt like she was about to fly when she was taken.

……

"It's the opposite of the sky! I ignored what I said before?! Who gave them the guts?!" In the bedroom, Xiao Yun's mother-in-law was so powerful that she almost smashed the table.

"Your Majesty...Your Majesty, calm down, calm down! Be careful!" Yin Xian hurriedly served tea and poured water, observing his words and expressions, screaming in his heart.

Xiao Yun crossed his hips, paced back and forth quickly, as if he had nowhere to vent, his face was gloomy, he gritted his teeth, his fists dangled in his sleeves a few times, and his knuckles slammed.

The emperor was in a fit of anger, Xie Zhe bit the bullet and said: "Your Majesty, although they have gone through the troubles, they are doing it for your Majesty—"

"It's been a long time since I've heard this, and with an unbelievable face, he pointed to the outside of the closed palace door and roared angrily.

"Her Majesty, Ma, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

"Your Majesty, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Papapa—Your Majesty, you met the old minister, woohoo!! Your Majesty! The old minister still has something to say—papapa, why did you leave, woohoo!"

"..." Xie Zhe was dumb.

Xiao Yun was so angry that his expression was distorted, but instead he laughed and said: "Those who know are forcing me to marry, but those who don't know think I'm dead!"

Yin Xian, who was serving tea, poured the tea all over his feet suddenly, Xiao Yun looked at him, he knelt down, trembling, and said loudly: "Your Majesty is at the peak of spring and autumn! Long live, long live, long live, Your Majesty!"

Xie Zhe hurriedly said: "Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live!"

Xiao Yun stared at the palace door with a gloomy face.

The thick door of the palace was shaken violently by the group of dogs, as if it might fall inward at any moment.

Xiao Yun sneered: "You said they are so capable, why didn't they hold a battering ram and smash through the door of my bedroom palace!"

Xie Zhe: "..."

"Shengshengsheng, I think about Shengshengsheng every day, can't I be able to endure the sky, then why do you want me! Just strip me naked and tie me to the bed, and whoever's child I want, it's so convenient and inexhaustible It is inexhaustible, and the children and grandchildren are endless! We, Daning, are no longer afraid of having no successors!"

Xie concealed a smirk.

Yin Xian, who was secretly sweating profusely, laughed out of nowhere.

"Still laughing! Laugh again and throw you out and let them beat you!"

Xie Zhe immediately became serious.

"I'm thinking that the treatment of breeding pigs is better than mine. At least they don't work. I get up early and work hard every day. When it comes to the big sesame-no, the big watermelon, they also have to take care of it? !"

Xie Zhe coughed: "...Your Majesty calm down."

Xie Zhe also couldn't say anything that had any practical effect. Many of the emperor's troubles were beyond his personal empathy.

This is not the first time he has felt the powerlessness of words and the powerlessness of actions.

Xiao Yun took a few deep breaths, barely suppressed his anger, let his reason come back, and said slowly: "After all, they are for——"

"Your Majesty, woohoo, Your Majesty—papapa, ohoo, Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, woo woo woo!"

"Your Majesty—papapa, Majesty!"

"...Yin Xian!!!" Xiao Yun yelled violently as the veins on his forehead twitched wildly.

The sound shook the hall, and the explosive power was astonishing. Yin Xian's ears were full of joy and his eyes were full of blessings. His own name lingered on the beam.

Yin Xian thought that the good deeds he had done had been exposed, and he was so frightened that his whole body was limp as mud, and he grabbed the ground with his head: "Your Majesty, please take care of the dragon body! The servant should—"

"Call the imperial army! As long as you participate today, you will be punished by the ten boards! Fight at the gate of the hall!"

Yin Xianda heaved a sigh of relief, his whole body instantly came to life, he smiled and said, "Okay!"

"Don't they feel ashamed! I stripped my pants and beat me! Tell them, if you admit your mistake, you will hit twenty big boards. If you don't admit it, after the beating, I will let them parade around the street with their buttocks naked, so that our girls in Daning can see it." Look at the heroic demeanor of the courtiers, I would like to see whether they are golden at the knees or golden at the butt!"

"Yes!" Yin Xian took the order with distress and excitement, and ran out in a hurry.

"Come back!" Xiao Yun said impatiently, "Forget about those old ones, if you beat me to death, it's on my head, I just stripped off my pants and punished me to stand on my back!

"..." Yin Xianxin said that this was worse than spanking them, "Yes!"

Yin Xian went out, Xiao Yun sat at the table and took a sip of herbal tea.

Xie Zhe finally controlled his untimely smile, took a moment to think of something, glanced at Xiao Yun who was furious, and hesitated to speak several times: "Your Majesty... Xie Caiqing seems to be inside."

Xiao Yun's movements of drinking tea reminded him of what Xie Caiqing said in the Jinluan Palace, and he smiled but not a smile: "Come on, come with me to have a look at the ass of our number one scholar, Jingui."

……

All the courtiers were stunned after hearing the emperor's disposition, with tears still half-condensed on their faces, but they couldn't howl anymore.

The heat came down, and they looked at each other in dismay, their faces full of disbelief.

Obviously it's His Majesty...they are sympathetic to His Majesty's pretending to be so pretentious. They are very understanding. After all, for that matter, the girl's family has to play hard to get her face, let alone the king of a country?But how can spanking be punished?

Still took off his pants.

Chang Lingwei, with a bruised nose and swollen face, angrily moved over to the bench, took a big stick thicker than the arm of a strong man, and deliberately knocked on the ground a few times proudly, the little face of Zhuangyuan Lang Fenghuaxueyue was beaten white.

There are not enough stools, so the courtiers can only come in batches.

"Who will come first?" Chang Lingwei said viciously.

"Hit and hit! No more than [-] bosses! I come first! Whoever loves you is the grandson!"

The righteousness and courage of the courtiers in Daning played a great role at this time. Several leading courtiers who were born as generals slapped their chests, and they simply stripped off their official uniforms and put their big hands on their obscene trousers. superior.

Xie Caiqing stared, suddenly realized something, and immediately covered her eyes with her hands.

After a while, he heard the compliments from the pan.

"Brother Gao is so mighty!"

"Hahaha, each other!"

"No wonder Brother Gao's wife is virtuous and considerate, unlike my wife who is tough!"

"Brother Ge is also very important."

"Where is it, I can't compare to you!"

Xie Caiqing: "..."

As soon as Xiao Yun walked to the entrance of the hall, he heard the humming and chirping of "Aiyohayo", and he was immediately in a good mood.

Yin Xian and the little eunuchs opened the door, among the white buttocks, he slumped over the Zhuangyuan Lang who was standing with his eyes covered and retreating quietly.

Under the bright sun, Zhuangyuan Lang's entire face and neck were red.

It's not just that little thing, how could he be ashamed like a girl he's never met before? "

Xie Zhe also found it funny: "I don't know."

Xiao Yun stared at the man twice, and couldn't help wondering if Xie Caiqing would have the same look or something worse when he saw him—he suppressed this thought, feeling a little parched for some reason.

After finishing the fight, under the emperor's scrutiny, he pretended to howl for a long time, and finally got up.

Chang Lingwei, who was standing in front of Xie Caiqing, pointed to the sweaty bench, and said in a business-like tone, "Please be the number one scholar."

Xie Caiqing still covered her eyes, stood still, and lowered her voice: "...I'm not trying to embarrass you, can you hit me a few more times without taking off your clothes?"

Xiao Yun was taken aback.

Zhan Yichen was also stunned, and then burst out laughing.

"Don't be shy, champion! We will never look down on you just because you are young!"

Xie Caiqing: "...Caiqing didn't—"

"Why are you so shy when you're old! Take it off!"

"If you don't take it off, you are small! If you are big, take it off!"

Xie Caiqing: "..."

"Otherwise, we are all men, so why are you embarrassed! Why are you afraid of embarrassing everyone? You can't be thin-skinned, right?"

"How can you stand up to a few more blows with your bones, take it off obediently!"

"How do you look like a girl! Why are you blocking your eyes! There's nothing wrong with it, I'm not embarrassed to take it off, but why are you embarrassed to see it? Take it off!"

Xie Caiqing shook his head.

Because his eyes were covered, his neck looked more slender, his lips were plump and lustrous, and the color was bright. On the light and delicate skin, it was a very textured color.

White and clean, elegant and slender, she looks out of place and helpless in a place where the masculinity is so strong that it smells like smoke.

Zhang Lingwei couldn't bear to be begged so much by him, and said helplessly: "Your Majesty ordered that the number one scholar will not take off, this subordinate... this subordinate can only help you take off."

There was thunderous laughter all around, Xie Caiqing's eyes widened, she was extremely ashamed and indignant.

"So the champion is still..." Zhang Lingwei didn't look at him, and coughed twice.

Xie Caiqing was silent for a long while, and finally gave up his stubborn resistance, and said "hmm" in an inaudible manner.

Xiao Yun thought that Xie Caiqing was seen by so many people, and felt a little uncomfortable for no reason. He smiled lazily and said, "Come on, I'm sorry for Zhuangyuan Lang, but come inside and fight, I will fight myself."