I'm pregnant after the routine enemy emperor

The ladies in the court were blushing and did not dare to lower their heads to look at His Majesty.

"Don't worry." Xiao Yun said.

"……Yes."

The maids blushed and looked down at His Majesty's sharp-edged, masculine handsome face.

Your Majesty is the height that can completely wrap a woman in his arms. He is tall but not rough at all. It is completely different from the muscular generals who often come to see His Majesty. A little more is strong, and a little less is elegant. It is a perfect figure just right, more powerful than a commander, with broad shoulders and a straight waist, which makes her feel very secure.

The faces of the maids were flushed, and their hearts were pounding.

They have all reached the age where they can marry, but they often serve by His Majesty's side. In the past, the sea was too difficult for water, and other men were difficult to see.

Although His Majesty's temperament is unpredictable, his appearance, status and ability are impeccable, and he is not stingy with doting on those around him.

It's just that His Majesty always thinks that women are troublesome, either thieves will come to trouble or they are submissive and boring, so he would rather ride horses and shoot arrows with a group of sweaty men than play around with fragrant women.

Why did you suddenly start talking teasingly today?

Could it be...

"How?" Xiao Yun said with a smile.

None of the maids said anything, but their faces were flushed and their breathing was short of breath.

Xiao Yun's smile became stronger, and he felt that it was a girl, so there was no reference point, so he looked at the little eunuchs: "How is it?"

With a sound of "dang", a little eunuch carrying a copper basin dropped the basin.

The little eunuch knelt down with a plop: "Your Majesty, forgive me! The slave is not stable, the slave deserves to die!"

This movement finally woke up the other stunned little eunuchs, and within a few seconds, their faces were redder than the palace maid opposite, and each of them faltered.

Xiao Yun is satisfied. He is so handsome and has such a good figure. Xie Caiqing can't be indifferent. He is really ignorant of flattery. In the future, he will find a stinky woman who is neither handsome nor good-looking and makes him cry.

Mrs. Zhen was thrown into limbo.

He pointed to several outstanding little eunuchs who were blushing: "You, you, you, and you, you wait for me to change clothes."

The expectant maids looked at each other.

……

In the afternoon, Xie Caiqing was just about to go to the Hall of Mental Cultivation to serve His Majesty, when he was halfway there, he was stopped by Yin Xian who was on the way.

"The number one scholar stays!"

Xie Caiqing stopped and waited for him.

Yin Xian ran over quickly, panting, Xie Caiqing subconsciously took out a handkerchief to wipe his sweat, her hands were stuffed into her cuffs, and she had already pinched a corner of the handkerchief, she suddenly stopped, put her hands down as if nothing had happened, and said with concern: "Elder-in-law ,Is there a problem?"

Yin Xiandao: "Zhuangyuan Lang will go with our family, and our family will tell you along the way."

Xie Caiqing glanced at the direction of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and said gently, "Okay."

In the past few days, Xie Caiqing has established a good relationship with Yin Xian. Yin Xian likes him very much. Yin Xian has always been a hot, quick-witted person, and he doesn't hide it. , Our family took the opportunity to make an appointment with several ministers to discuss something, and the time waits for no one, and we have to go back in an hour at most. Zhuangyuan Lang has always had an idea, so our family called you, hoping that you will come up with an idea when the time comes. "

"Don't dare, Caiqing is honored, I don't know what is it?"

Yin Xian seemed to be brought up to be sad, with a mournful face, his smooth eyes were gone, and he was full of anxiety: "If this matter is not handled well, I'm afraid the slave will fall out of favor completely. "

"What's the matter?" Xie Caiqing became more and more curious.

Yin Xian glanced at him, and said in secret: "I don't have any troubles."

Xie Caiqing looked blank: "My humble minister is dull."

Yin Xian hinted persistently: "All the troubles that eunuchs want to have but don't have."

Xie Caiqing was still at a loss.

Yin Xian hated that iron could not be made into steel. Considering the age of Zhuangyuan Lang, it is not surprising that he hooked his fingers at him.

Xie Caiqing leaned over.

Yin Xian clung to his ear, whispered a few words, and when he left, the naked eye saw Zhuangyuan Lang's face change from white to crimson, like a first-time wife who was molested and desecrated by her husband.

Yin Xian wondered: "Why are you so thin-skinned? You are such an adult, it's impossible for you not to have one?"

"...Isn't this normal?" Xie Caiqing didn't look at Yin Xian, but looked away, and said slowly.

"It's normal. His Majesty is in good health, and he has always been in good health. It's just that in the past half a month, it's especially... especially this morning."

"Our family waits in front of him every day, thinking that His Majesty has not been stimulated recently, and no palace daughters have come to him. It may be that the weather is hot, the energy is strong, the age is also reached, and the blood is young, so our family Did you secretly make an appointment with the minister—the number one scholar?"

After not hearing Xie Caiqing's answer for a long time, Yin Xian finally came to his senses and called him suspiciously.

Xie Caiqing's face was hot, and he kept his composure, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty is not lucky..."

"Bad," Yin Xian said softly, "Your Majesty is not too picky about other things, but he is very picky about the person next to him."

Xie Caiqing was startled: "Really?"

"Yeah, you don't even know what to choose." Yin Xian shook his head.

Xie Caiqing said: "Your Majesty is picky about the person next to you, it will not hinder your daily enjoyment."

"That's not it," Yin Xian burst out with words as soon as he mentioned this, "Our family also asked His Majesty earlier why he didn't have a lucky woman, and His Majesty said, if it's too soon, he will tie you up for a lifetime , you dislike her, she has no choice but to pester you, it's annoying to death, a woman who has slept with you once and doesn't like at all stays in your harem, pestering you to death, should you respond?"

"If this happens, he will have to work hard to be a father for the rest of his life. He doesn't even like his own mother, and tell him to like a little bastard? He is too busy to play enough. He was just in time. Carpe diem, but ended up paying off a debt? Give a child to worry about this and that, and find something to do when he has nothing to do? Isn’t it hard to think about it? He has such a kung fu that he would be as happy as raising a bird. He doesn’t like to be direct Give it away for others to raise, women and children can't be given away."

"Your Majesty only likes everything for a while, and he knows it himself, so he doesn't bother to trouble his dear daughter."

"I see, Your Majesty is a real gentleman."

Xie Caiqing nodded, she didn't believe that Xiao Yun would be so kind to the girl at all, and guessed that it was true that she was afraid of trouble.

He thought to himself that if Xiao Yun cooperates, he can leave as soon as possible, so as not to annoy him, and he will never pester him, and he will not ask him to raise the child in the future. , not to cause him any trouble.

If it really happened, Xiao Yun helped him after all, he is still the child's other father, and he will reciprocate courtesy, he will try his best not to make him lose and pay a little, so that he can get together and leave.

……

Along the way, Yin Xian babbled about how miserable, miserable, and unlucky he was. He spoke too fast. Xie Caiqing tried to listen carefully at first, but when he was sure that he couldn't hear clearly, he took out his usual left-handed voice. The ability to coax people into the ear and out of the right ear - frowning, looking at him, showing a little surprise and worry from time to time, and saying "then" and "so it is" with great interest while Yin Xian was taking a breath.

"Zhuangyuan Lang is so considerate and understands our family." Yin Xian sighed and knocked on the door in front of him twice.

A minister opens the door, two people go in, and the minister closes the door.

Xie Caiqing took a look into the room and was stunned for a moment. Almost all the second rank and above are here. They are all old men with gray beards. The youngest is half a hundred. He is the one with the lowest rank and no seniority here. , not even a little bit worse.

Xie Caiqing knew that he was completely unqualified, and before the courtiers' questioning and vigilant eyes fell on him, he said softly, "Caiqing went outside to guard—"

"Why are you going! One more person is more strength!" Liu Yun squeezed out from the crowd and dragged Xie Caiqing to his side without any explanation.

Xie Caiqing still wanted to decline, but the courtiers actually agreed quite a bit: "Young scholar should stay here. It's not a secret matter, but it is a matter of great importance. Listen to the top scholar, and you can persuade His Majesty once or twice when you see him."

Seeing this posture, Xie Caiqing nodded blankly.

The faction in Nanpang is not serious, and the officials of the second rank and above still work independently. After all, literati look down on each other and look down on each other. After reaching this official position, they are all confident, have different ways and do not seek each other, and rarely get together. together.

It is impossible to get together to discuss things in such a neat and private manner in Nanpang, but in Daning, where the relationship between the court and the court is more chaotic, it is easily done.

What is it that makes the courtiers of the second rank and above in Daning wear a pair of trousers?

Xie Caiqing stood behind Liu Yun and listened quietly.

Yin Xian gave full play to his flamboyant talent and vividly performed his "miserable" experience these days, but the ministers were blushing, and they all seemed to be going out for a few laps with excitement.

Xie Caiqing listened to Yin Xian reporting His Majesty's happy day, her face became warmer and she lowered her head.

Xiao Yun's courtiers didn't care about it, and they discussed it in the open.

Yin Xian sighed: "Our family is stupid. If we had figured out His Majesty's mind at the first time, we wouldn't be in this situation. Whether the miscellaneous family can regain His Majesty's trust or not depends on Zhu—"

An old official didn't wait for Yin Xian to finish chattering, and interrupted with great joy: "Elder-in-law, the old official understands! I will write a letter to His Majesty in a few days, so that His Majesty will be drafted and procreate!"

Liu Yun stood up and shouted: "What a few days, tomorrow! Tomorrow! Can your majesty wait? After a few days, your majesty will stop thinking about it and change his mind. Can you bear this crime?! Or do you want to wait another time?" Four years? Your Majesty's body is suffocated, can you bear it?!"

The old man slapped his head violently: "Yes, yes, what Old Liu said is true, I am really confused."

Xie Caiqing realized what they were talking about and widened her eyes slightly.

Why can they bring the emperor's incident to the table and say that they are as outraged and united with the enemy as if they were defending an isolated city?

"Then what are we going to do this time? Your Majesty said that the rehearsal was too deliberate last time. We have to learn a lesson this time, so it looks more natural."

"That's not the point. His Majesty didn't agree to the big trouble last time. This time it can't be smaller than last time. Otherwise, if His Majesty agrees, it will be embarrassing and outrageous."

"That's right, that's the point! This way, your Majesty will look good, and you will be able to play Tai Chi with us for three or four rounds. Your Majesty sternly refuses. We humblely insist, and Your Majesty seriously refuses. We insist hard, and Your Majesty tactfully refuses, and we cry. The sky shouted and insisted, but in the end His Majesty had no choice but to reluctantly agree, when the time comes, we will remember to praise His Majesty for his sympathy for his subjects, his heart for the country, and for the sake of Daning for generations to come!"

"..." Xie Caiqing's usually calm face was full of disbelief.

A group of ministers chatted in full swing, and they didn't even notice the out-of-fit Zhuangyuan Lang.

An old official said distressedly: "But last time, all the courtiers who were able to go to the court went to the court. This time it is still big. How big is it? And just one day, how can we tell them all? Many of them are not in the capital after the notification. Not all arrived, there is no time to say what to say, what kind of mess will it look like, His Majesty will definitely be angry, secretly blaming us for not being able to handle this matter."

Xie Caiqing's intuition was not good, and things were developing in an uncontrollable direction.

Yin Xian had an idea: "It doesn't have to be a large number of people! We need to make a big noise, and a big noise doesn't mean that there are many people. We just need to make a big noise."

"There's a lot of movement?" The courtiers were shocked, and they all looked at him.

Yin Xian said triumphantly: "We can shake the door and cry!"

Xie Caiqing's already stiff expression suddenly froze.

The so-called shaking the door and crying means kneeling down and knocking on the door, while slamming on the door with all the strength of feeding, crying, looking for death and life, begging grandpa to tell grandma with snot and tears.

The effect is similar to that of the death cry spirit.