Alpaca [Transmigration Book]

How much saliva can a human mouth have?

You Yan gave a light "Bah", the breath out of the bah was much more than the saliva, after all, human beings are definitely far behind alpacas in terms of spitting.

But even so, as an alpaca, to be spit on by a bird that looks like a human is definitely a great shame in her camel life.

What's even worse is that she was taken aback at the moment of being "bah", and that moment of astonishment obviously benefited You Yan very much. At this moment, she actually held her alpaca's head like a childish ghost, "Bah" made her look cold.

After coming to this world, the only "strength" was challenged by the layman, who can bear it?

In order to protect his dignity, the little alpaca finally spit out You Yan's face without thinking after a brief silence.

The playful "Bah, Bah, Bah!" finally stopped.

The little alpaca immediately raised its head and chest up.

Alpaca is born to be a spittle, compared to spitting, can she still be afraid of a bird?

After a brief silence, You Yan frowned, let go of the hands holding the alpaca's head, and silently wiped the drool on his face.

Yiqiu saw the corner of You Yan's mouth was smiling, so he made a bold joke for a while.

"I haven't vomited on you a few times, but you just said I'm slobbery, so you vomited on me, what are you?"

The little alpaca asked, tilted its head, and deliberately teased, "Drool chicken?!"

The next second, when she saw You Yan raised a hand to her, she immediately shrank back a little, with half of her body pressed against the wall of the barrel, and hurriedly changed her words: "Alas! Bird, bird, bird, slobber bird……"

When the words fell, the hand just landed on her head, there was no pain as imagined, only a random kneading.

In the end, You Yan stretched his frown, and a smile appeared in his eyes.

After getting out of the bath, You Yan put on an unlined garment, sat by the window, and stared out of the window in a daze.

Yiqiu stood by the bathtub behind the screen and shook for a long time, then with her wet hair, she walked over to Youyan and lay down.

The heavy snow in the dream has not stopped, there is no sun in the sky, and the fur is wet, and it will feel very cold.

Not long after, Xiaoer brought a brazier, and the vicuna lay on the side of the basin and roasted its fur.

From time to time, You Yan's gaze would stop on Yiqiu for a while, but this kind of staring would not last too long. Whenever Yiqiu found out, she would turn her gaze to the side as if nothing had happened.

Yiqiu felt bored for a while, and when the fluff on his body was dry, he took a nap by the brazier.

The way she gets along with You Yan seems to have returned to the way it was at the beginning, but when you think about it carefully, it is completely different from then.

Although You Yan still didn't speak much, she was indeed much gentler to her than before.

In the middle of the night, Yiqiu cautiously jumped onto the bed.

She subconsciously looked at You Yan by the window with half of her face closed and her eyes closed, and seeing that she didn't scold herself, she lay down firmly on the bed.

You Yan couldn't help opening his eyes when he heard the movement.

She saw the vicuna kick the folded quilt away with its small hooves, then slowly spread it flat, and finally crawled into the quilt awkwardly like a puppy drilling a hole.

this little guy...

You Yan couldn't help but shook his head, got up and walked towards the bed.

Yiqiu heard the sound, quickly poked his head out of the bed, looked at You Yan who was leaning over and asked in a low voice: "I, do I need to get out of bed and sleep?"

You Yan was silent for a moment, then said: "No need..."

She said and sat on the edge of the bed.

Yiqiu was overjoyed for a moment, stretched his neck and moved closer to You Yan, and said with a smile: "I thought, you recovered your memory, and you were going to drive me down to play the floor again!"

"It's cold, just sleep on the bed." You Yan said, with a light tap of his finger, he closed the window with spiritual power, and extinguished the burning candlestick on the table.

With a smile at the corner of her mouth, after covering the llama with a quilt, she also lay down on the bed.

Yi Qiu huddled under the quilt quietly looking at You Yan's side face, after an unknown amount of time, he asked softly: "Do you want to sleep in?"

"No need..." You Yan said, turned sideways, and stared at the vicuna for a long time.

"What are you doing looking at me?" Yi Qiu couldn't help asking.

"It's nothing." You Yan responded lightly, lay down again, and looked to the side.

"You have something on your mind again and don't tell me." Yi Qiu said, pursed her lips, and said, "It's okay if you don't say it... You, let me guess."

Hearing the sound, You Yan couldn't help chuckling: "Then you should guess."

The little alpaca gave a "hmm" and pressed its small head on the pillow, with bright eyes, as if thinking about something seriously.

She didn't think for too long, she turned her head slightly, and looked at Youyan again.

"Are you thinking, how should I get along with this slobber sheep in the future?"

"In the dream, I was seen through by this water sheep. It's embarrassing to think about it."

"Am I right?"

As the little alpaca said, stretched out a small hoof, and lightly touched You Yan's thin arm.

You Yan couldn't help being silent for a long time, then closed his eyes and said lightly: "Since when did you dare to speculate on my thoughts?"

The little alpaca shrugged and said, "If you dare to think, you have to admit it. Tell me, did I guess right?"

She asked again, but got no response.

After a short period of embarrassment, Yiqiu moved his body, moved closer to You Yan's side, and pressed his warm self against You Yan's cold arm.

"Let me ask you, do you remember all the things that happened in Kunlun Mountain?" Yi Qiu asked, and added, "I said, it was in this dream, it was the things between us."

"I don't think about it that much." You Yan replied indifferently.

"I don't believe it!" Yi Qiu said, squinting his eyes and smiling, "You always say that I am childish, that I am stupid and stupid, but you in the dream are also a brat!"

"I don't understand anything, easy to deceive and easy to bully." Yi Qiu said, his eyes drifted away for a moment, as if caught in a memory.

She thought about it, and suddenly laughed, and touched You Yan's elbow with her little hoof.

"You Yan, do you still remember that you said you wanted to be husband and wife with me?"

"you……"

"It's really funny, you, You Yan, Master Mozun! You actually said such things to an alpaca in a dream, you were stupid when you were young... um, um—— Um?"

Good words, while talking, suddenly fell silent.

Undoubtedly, she was "silenced" by You Yan again, whether it was in a dream or outside the dream, You Yan could easily stop her mouth.

Good guy, double-standard monster, authority bird!

Only allow yourself to bully the alpaca, not allow the alpaca to laugh at yourself!

Thinking of this, Yiqiu couldn't help but gritted his teeth, turned his head to the side and sulked.

Panting, the person lying flat behind him suddenly put his arms around her limp neck.

"Hmm—" Yiqiu subconsciously twisted her body.

This bird woman doesn't want the alpaca to talk, but still wants to hug the alpaca to sleep, don't you think it's too much?

Seeing that the vicuna twisted so badly that the bed was trembling by her, You Yan couldn't help chuckling for a moment.

"Don't make trouble, go to sleep." She said, rubbing the back of Yiqiu's neck, and gently undid the curse.

The vicuna stopped making fuss, just pursed its mouth, and was about to beep something, when it faintly saw a blush on You Yan's face.

At that moment, she couldn't help but stare blankly.

Why did this bird woman suddenly blush?

Does mentioning the black history in the dream really make her so ashamed?

Yiqiu looked curiously at You Yan who had closed his eyes for a long time, and a smile suddenly appeared in his eyes.

But in order not to be silenced again, she finally only said softly to You Yan: "Good night..."

Good night, thin-skinned bird woman.

Perhaps because of being in an illusion, the spiritual power in his body was more or less suppressed by the Floating Dream Orb, and Youyan's injuries did not recover quickly.

On the fifth day of escaping from Kunlun Mountains, Yiqiu was transformed back into a human form with the help of You Yan, although she had never taken care of others since she was a child.

But this time, she still took care of the injured patient who had not lost the ability to move in every detail.

She originally thought that You Yan would cultivate in this illusion for a long time, but she didn't expect that You Yan had just recovered [-]% of her strength, and she had already thought of a way to leave.

It's not that You Yan doesn't know how to break through the illusion, it's just that she is worried that there will be a shadow bird guarding outside the illusion. After all, she is too seriously injured now, and she is not fully sure to deal with the shadow bird.

Because of this, Yiqiu puts pressure on the system.

"No matter what method you use, I want to know the situation outside!"

I have to say that this kind of unreasonable tone is really useful in many cases, just like when the boss is facing social animal workers, as long as he puts enough pressure, he can always squeeze out some results.

After Yiqiu threatened the system many times, the system finally gave a decent reply.

[The Floating Dream Orb is the thing that Yi Niao Yusu carries with her, if she wants to leave the phantom of the Floating Dream Pearl, she will definitely startle the Yi Niao. 】

"Are you talking nonsense to me?"

[Yi Niao was once injured by the Huo Dou Tian Huo. This injury affects the heart veins. It will attack every full moon night. The pain is unbearable. It has to be immersed in the Snake Mountain Spiritual Pond, and rests next to the five-color Chiba lotus all night . 】

"Every night when the moon is full, she will be very weak?"

【Yes, when the moon is full, Yi Niao is the weakest. 】

Yi Qiu couldn't help being taken aback, and suddenly remembered that in the original text, the night when the big villain You Yan killed Yi Niao Yu Su was also the night of the full moon.

At that time, Yi Niao's bento was received very suddenly, and many readers in the article were frantically asking questions.

——Yi Niao's cultivation base is not low, why was it so easy to be dealt with by You Yan?

——So abrupt, really abrupt!

But for this, the little bird Cuckoo Fei did not give any explanation.

To be precise, after Xiaoniao Gugufei wrote Jiang Yuyao to death, the follow-up plot of the novel has been like a wild horse running wildly on the road of cheating.

She didn't give any explanation to the readers' questions, as if she wrote that she had been blackened along with the hero, and she only wanted to destroy the whole world in the novel.

Looking at it now, it's not that this cheating author didn't have a reasonable explanation for all the settings. It's just that she didn't have the heart to fill in the holes and write the whole story seriously when it was written in the middle and late stages.

What an irresponsible author...

Forget it, don't want to!Anyway, this is a good breakthrough.

Yiqiu didn't think too much, and directly told You Yan the news.

After hearing this, You Yan couldn't help but frown.

"What's wrong?" Seeing You Yan frowned suddenly, Yi Qiu became nervous.

"You and that thin barrel are quite close." You Yan said, staring at Yi Qiu unhappy, "No one can hear you when you whisper."

"I……"

Where is this going?

Is this the point!