Alpaca [Transmigration Book]

The biggest joke in the world is nothing more than a bird woman who is so arrogant that she confessed her love to her pet alpaca in a dreamlike illusion.

The little alpaca is still a female.

Yiqiu thought about it, but one couldn't hold back, burst out laughing, and incidentally "poofed" You Yan spit on his face.

You Yan subconsciously closed his eyes and leaned back a little, wiped his face with the back of his hand, when he opened his eyes, the vicuna had already fallen to the ground, its hairy head, along with its long neck, was laughing like a bow Lean back.

"Why are you laughing again? What are you laughing at?" You Yan couldn't help stretching out a clean finger, and pinched the llama's forehead.

Yiqiu was immobilized by that force for a moment, had to hold back a smile for a while, and asked back with a trembling voice: "You Yan, do you know what a husband and wife are?"

"It's just... just liking each other, and then make a decision, and we'll be together for the rest of our lives from now on!"

You Yan said, thought for a while, and said, "Yiqiu, you said that you will always be by my side, so you should like me. You like me, and I like you too. Why can't we become husband and wife ?”

This incomparably innocent tone made Yiqiu shake his head uncontrollably.

This five-hundred-year-old bird, what life can it understand?

Since she was born, she has been uneducated like this, and no matter where she goes, she will be driven out. She can only see and learn everything by herself. It is normal for her to not understand love and hate.

Children are ignorant and want to talk nonsense, but adults are sensible, so they must not agree indiscriminately.

"You Yan, if marriage is involved in emotional matters, it's not as simple as you think."

Yiqiu said seriously, "You can't take companionship as liking, even if you really like it, you can't take liking as love.

After all, a person will like many people in his life, but there is only one who can really be with him for a lifetime, or there will be none. "

"But...but I know, you are special."

"What's so special about me?" Yiqiu couldn't help laughing at himself, "I know nothing, and I don't understand anything other than eating and dying. How many people have you met in your life? Why do you recognize me? ?”

"..." You Yan unconsciously bit her lower lip.

"Children, don't make promises to someone for the rest of your life easily. What if they take it seriously?"

The little alpaca continued talking, looked up at the finger that was pressing on the top of his forehead, and pursed his mouth, "I feel a little pain when you press me like this."

You Yan quickly withdrew her hand, lowered her eyebrows and said, "I'm sorry..."

Yi Qiu hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean to blame you."

She said, stood up, rubbed her head next to You Yan, and said: "You Yan, I didn't lie to you, I will always be with you, so you don't have to ask me to keep me by your side. Promise what... I'm just an alpaca, how can I deserve your body?"

As Yiqiu said, he took half a step back, his eyes filled with joy.

Even though she knew that You Yan would say that just because she didn't understand at all, but she was more or less happy when she heard such words.

After all, she knew that this tsundere woman really cared about her.

She suddenly wanted to see Xiao Youyan's appearance when she grew up again, and then looked at the ice cube face that might smell bad, and imitated Xiao Youyan's tone, and said to her: "Then I don't want to be with you. Let's be friends! Let's be husband and wife too!"

Then, you must not forget to add a knife, "When you were a child, why didn't you even let go of an alpaca?"

Yiqiu thought, at that moment, the expression on the bird woman's face would be wonderful.

It's almost like a top-tier star who has spent many years as a noble, glamorous and intelligent person, and finally got bumped into by a little black fan at home playing in the mud with his butt pouting.

If it were her own, she would probably have dug a hole to fill in herself, so as not to be laughed at by others!

However, the bird woman is so thick-skinned, she shouldn't be ashamed.

Yi Qiu was thinking about it happily, when You Yan forced a small piece of cake into his mouth.

It shouldn't be an illusion, You Yan's feeding action is much more violent.

What are you doing, the elementary school students are rejected when they confess their confession, and still get emotional?

Forget it, forget it, what does a modern person who is on his way to the third year care about with a little bird who doesn't understand anything?

Yiqiu finished his breakfast in a muffled voice, and saw You Yan went to the kitchen with a bowl and spoon.

She followed and walked out, wanting to bask in the morning sun, but subconsciously looked at the still closed door on the opposite side, and on the steps outside the door, there was a half-eaten leftover breakfast quietly.

What a strange bird, it locks itself in the house from morning to night, does not open the door or window, is it to grow mushrooms on its wings?

Thinking of this, the little alpaca tiptoed up and asked softly, "Uncle, if you are full, I will send the food to the kitchen."

Inside the house, there was still no response.

A gust of morning wind blew by, Yiqiu couldn't help shivering, stepped forward and opened his mouth, picking up the plate like a dog.

In that round plate, besides the uneaten half of the cake, there was also half a bowl of porridge, which was somewhat heavy to pick it up with your mouth.

The vicuna couldn't keep the balance of the plate. Before walking a few steps, the bowl slid off the plate. It was a wooden bowl and it wasn't broken, but the porridge spilled all over the floor.

Yiqiu was stunned for two seconds, then subconsciously glanced at Youyan who was washing dishes in the kitchen, seeing that he didn't notice the movement on his side, hurriedly ran back to the room, kicked and closed the door.

"You're an alpaca, just lie down on your stomach, don't always try to help, it's more than failure!"

While complaining to herself, she became worried from the bottom of her heart.

Xiao Youyan was already in a bad mood, but when she came out after washing the dishes and saw the "mess" on the ground, couldn't she be even more angry?

Yiqiu in the room was suffering from a headache because of this, but he didn't know that Youyan in the kitchen was not in a good mood, just happened to see the scene where the little alpaca ran away from the corner of his vision, and couldn't help shaking his head for a moment, laughing silently up.

She pondered for a moment, lowered her eyebrows and wiped her wet hands on her skirt, then turned and walked to the courtyard, bent down to pick up the plates and bowls and spoons on the ground, turned and walked back to the kitchen to put them down, then went back to the courtyard to pick up the broom, and cleaned the place. The leftovers were spilled all over the place.

The window of the bedroom suddenly opened a small crack slightly.

The little alpaca stepped on the stool with its front legs and its toes on its hind legs. It lay by the window and secretly glanced at Youyan outside the window. Seeing that it didn't seem to be getting more angry, it couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

She jumped off the stool, kicked the stool all the way back to the table with her front legs, and then lay down, thinking about how to apologize later.

"I want to help you, but don't I have no hands?" No, no, this is too righteous.

"I wanted to help you, but when I was halfway there, my teeth started to hurt." Selling miserably may be a good way to escape responsibility.

Yes, that's good, anyway, You Yan keeps saying that she is delicate, the reason for this is not helpful is tenable.

【Ding--】

The sudden sound startled the vicuna.

She subconsciously raised her eyes and looked around, and after confirming that there was no one there, she recalled her own attributes in her mind in great surprise.

It hasn't changed, it's still a bunch of question marks.

But she clearly heard the annoying voice of the system just now, is it just an illusion?

[The system has been upgraded and has successfully broken through the illusion interference. 】

It's not an illusion, it's real, it's the voice of a mechanical girl she is very familiar with!

Her system is back!

"You, you, you, you... Baocai!"

【here I am. 】

I don't know if it's an illusion, but for a moment, Yiqiu actually felt these two short words.To her, it was a bit outrageously kind.

"You, you are back, then...then why are my attributes still full of question marks!"

[Sorry, the spiritual power here is very disordered, and it is difficult to monitor the value. 】

"Then can you answer the question?"

[If the host has any doubts, you can ask questions at any time, and I will tell you everything, and I will say everything. 】

Good guy, the familiar feeling is back.

Yiqiu thought for a moment, then asked earnestly, "First of all, what is this place?"

[This is the dreamland of the Floating Dream Pearl.Floating Dream Bead is the magic weapon held by Yi Niao Yusu in the world view of "Withered Branches". If a person is trapped in it, he will fall into the deepest part of his heart, the most hopeless nightmare. pain. 】

"The most hopeless nightmare...then how can I wake up?"

[This needs to awaken the dreamer's own consciousness, but not in an overly violent way, such as directly telling the other party that this is a dream, otherwise it is very easy to cause mental damage. 】

Absolutely, it was exactly what she thought.To put it bluntly, I just can't let Xiao Youyan doubt his own bird life.

Fortunately, she didn't act rashly before, otherwise she might have hurt You Yan.

"Well, what if you can't wake up all the time?"

[All damage suffered in the illusion will cause equal damage to the soul of the person entering the country. If she cannot wake up, the nightmare will repeat endlessly, and her soul will continue to suffer from repeated nightmares. , until the end, the consciousness will dissipate along with the broken soul. 】

This sounds too serious!

"But this illusion doesn't look like a nightmare at all."

[The host still remembers that You Yan mentioned "a mirror" to you? 】

"Ok?"

[A mirror that made her fall into the devil completely. 】

Yiqiu couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, something suddenly came to mind, something that You Yan had said to her.

——For more than 500 years in Kunlun Mountains, I have done nothing. I just worked hard to live under the disgust of everyone, but I was wrong even to live...

——On the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West, the gods and gods in the heavens sentenced me to death just because of a mirror.

Therefore, the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West is a time point, and it is also the beginning of Youyan's nightmare.