Cub Live Farming

After the live broadcast ended, Jun Tao was numb.

He squatted at the door of his cramped hut with a farmer in his arms, and was swiped by the three little ones with supernatural cleaning spells in turn without moving, fully deduced what "autism" is.

His Majesty Hei Lang raised his dog's paw, and lightly hit Jun Tao on the head: "Wow?" Tired?

Juntao pursed his lips: "It's not that I'm tired. Well, I'm really tired. The main reason is that I'm tired. We've been reported again. Will we be reported as long as we live stream our work?"

His Majesty Hei Lang hit Jun Tao's head again with his dog's paw, and let out a few "woofs" with a sneer.

Did you just find out now?Stupid Juntao.

Juntao's mouth became even more constricted: "You already knew? Why didn't you tell me?"

When the three cubs in the family howled, the thoughts transmitted to Jun Tao were a little vague.The guardian black wolf may be due to the gift from the system, and Jun Tao will have a much clearer mind when he accepts the other party.Although he couldn't "listen" clearly word by word, the ridicule in Brother Heigou's words meant that he received ten percent of it.

His Majesty the Black Wolf wanted to hit it again, but was knocked over by the baby panda and the little white tiger, and his head was flapped by the little owl.

"Yeah!" "Meow!" "Goo!"

You all know that Tao Tao is stupid, and you even smashed Tao Tao's head!What if he becomes more stupid!

His Majesty Heilang's tail was twitched, and his eyes were narrowed into two horizontal lines, which seemed rather hopeless.

An emperor in trouble is not as good as a dog, he can't even smash the head of a poor kid, so what's the point of being an emperor?

"Brother Heigou didn't hurt, thank you everyone, I'm fine." Jun Tao was very moved when he saw the three cubs defending him like this.

It seems that although the three cubs in the family are usually skinny, they still have a bit of nostalgia and protection for him as the patriarch.Raising cubs, don’t you want to see the cubs sticking out their fluffy breasts and bravely protecting their parents?

My cubs are so cute!

Jun Tao revived with blood: "Now that we know why they reported us, why don't we just change the content of the live broadcast? Next time we won't shoot work, let's take a rest!"

His Majesty Hei Lang turned his head: "Eight or nine out of ten will still be reported."

Jun Tao stood up and threw himself in front of His Majesty Hei Lang, hugging His Majesty Hei Lang's black dog's head in aggrieved way: "Why? Live streaming of a group of cute fluffy animals will also be reported? It's unscientific!"

His Majesty the Black Wolf doesn't know what this has to do with science.but!See what kind of harsh environment is around here? !He was very sure that if there were no cubs brought by adults to "play" in such a desolate and messy place, they would definitely be reported!

Um?He is an adult?But Juntao's live broadcast may not be aimed at the audience of Beast Star.Other civilizations see a young child and three animals surviving in the wilderness. If they don’t report it, it means that the moral quality of the audience in this civilization is extremely poor.

If the live broadcast is aimed at the beast star, then it's fine.Report, despite the report, the bigger the report, the better.He is still waiting for his dear model worker father to airdrop a game console to him.

After being pointed out by His Majesty the Black Wolf, Jun Tao finally figured it out.

This is not a problem of live broadcast content, but a problem of live broadcast environment and live broadcast members.

He sat on the small wooden chair that the little white tiger dug out for him with his paws, hugged the baby panda who came to comfort him, and buried his aggrieved chubby face on the baby panda's head.

Suck.

Now I can only suck pandas to make my heart full of holes feel better.

The little white tiger raised its paw and gently scratched Juntao's trouser leg: "Meow!" Stop being coquettish!It’s just a report, just ignore it!

Jun Tao put down the baby panda: "Does Amy want to be hugged by me too?"

The little white tiger jumped ten centimeters high on the spot: "Meow!"

Jun Tao hugged the little white tiger, and buried his face in the little white tiger's belly, rubbing and rubbing.

I can suck pandas as I want, and I can suck kittens as I want. I can have both, and I can suck them in turn.

The little white tiger's fur exploded, and even its tail exploded into a fairy stick.He pulled his ears back crazily, almost parallel to the top of his head, and his two paws vigorously pushed the top of Jun Tao's head, whose face was buried on his hairy belly.

"Hmmmm." Baby Panda reminded.Be careful, don't expose your claws, and don't use too much force, Tao Tao is very fragile.

"Meow!" the little white tiger cursed.I know!I didn't show my paws!Why is this little brat so strong!Don't bury it don't bury it!Bury me to slap you again!

"Cuckoo." The little owl flew to Juntao's arm and landed on Juntao's arm, then lowered its head and rubbed against Juntao lightly.

"Oh, it's Agu's turn." Jun Tao finally let go of the little white tiger that had started hissing in his throat.He held the little owl in his arms and stroked the feathers gently.

The little white tiger with shaggy hair was so angry that it jumped half a meter off the ground with all four feet off the ground.

Asshole Juntao!When hugging a panda, I put my face against the top of the panda's head, and when hugging a horned owl, I stroke the feathers of the eagle owl. Why do I have to bury my face on my belly and rub hard when hugging me? !What's wrong with you!

His Majesty the Black Wolf looked at the three cub commander's subordinates who were hugging Jun Tao one by one, and silently stepped back a few steps, with disgust on his face.

He hates cubs the most, he doesn't want to be hugged by cubs.

"Phew, I'm comfortable." Jun Tao patted his chest, "I understand, with the current situation of our live broadcast room, as long as we are targeting normal audiences, no matter what route we take, we will be reported."

One big, three little fluffy nodded lightly.

The heads of the three cubs showed relief in their eyes.Jun Taotao is still very smart, and his small head can catch up with a ten-year-old child.

"Then, we can't solve this reporting problem in a normal way." Juntao said seriously, "It's my fault."

Yes, Juntao finally discovered the real problem.

In fact, his live broadcast room is not really a real live broadcast room on the other party's website.The online live broadcast room is just a disguise.

When he was on Earth, he himself lived in a society with normal order, as long as he showed his face, he would be found, so the live broadcast room should be as similar as possible to the live broadcast room in reality.

At the beginning, he applied for a real live broadcast room, and then let the system live broadcast room wear the skin of that live broadcast room, and then conducted a live broadcast of food farming, and concealed the non-scientific content.

At that time, all the functions of the system live broadcast room must be the same as the reality, so as not to attract attention.

But it's different now, just because they are in trouble but they can connect to the other party's network, it's not "real" at all.Therefore, his live broadcast room could not take the "real route" from the beginning.

Juntao: [System, if we don't take the real route in our live broadcast room, will it be dangerous if we take the fantasy and sci-fi route? 】

He was a little embarrassed when he asked this question.

He should have thought of this question before the live broadcast started.But... ahem, his shell is only six years old now, right?A six-year-old child has an IQ equal to that of an adult golden retriever.

So, isn't it natural for a golden retriever to ignore some small problems?Don’t golden retrievers only eat and play?Looking at the golden retriever group, he is already very smart!

System: [No. 】

The system didn't explain too much to the group, it just told Juntao that this time it was for the audience in the interstellar society, and it's not surprising that they are well-informed.Moreover, when the system pushes, it also screens the audience, so that it will not cause harm to the host.

Jun Tao scratched his head.His little head can't accept so much information.

But there is one thing he can be sure of, that is, no matter how abnormal the live broadcast room is, it will not cause trouble.

He has 100% confidence in the "danger level" identified by the system.If the system says there is no danger, then there is really no danger at all.

Jun Tao rubbed his hands excitedly: [Tongzi, since we have decided to take an abnormal route in the live broadcast room, why don't you simply, hehe, just press the report button. 】

If you want to solve the report once and for all, then as long as there is no report button in the live broadcast room, it will be fine!Jun Tao was almost overwhelmed by his wit!

……

"Phew, there are really people who dare to use cubs as a gimmick for live broadcasting." During the lunch break the next day, Lin Xin and Li Yujie got together again.Li Yujie whispered, "I reported it, how about you?"

Lin Xin nodded vigorously: "Of course I reported it! The previous report was not successful, maybe there were not enough people, and now the report should be successful."

Li Yujie said: "One morning should be enough for the officials to deal with this illegal live broadcast room, right? Let's take a look?"

The two of them logged into the live broadcast room again, huh?Why are you still here?

Lin Xin and Li Yujie looked at each other.

"There is a new announcement, let me take a look." Li Yujie read, "The members in the live broadcast room are indeed in trouble. The live broadcast room uses alien technology, and it directly sends live broadcast signals to nearby civilizations. Please don't waste the energy of the live broadcast room Feel free to report. If you want to help the members in the live broadcast room, please krypton gold to help unlock new features. (Payment link)”

Lin Xin and Li Yujie looked at each other again.

This announcement is too arrogant!Is it so fair to cheat money?Even if you are really in trouble, we have a use for krypton gold now!

Oh, we're civilized people, civilized people, we can't swear.

Li Yujie made a decisive decision: "I won't work overtime today. After get off work, we will go to the police station together!"

Lin Xin nodded vigorously.

It seems that this matter must be reported directly to the police!

……

After the two got off work, they came to the police station immediately.

It was an old policeman who received them.

After listening to the narration of the two, the veteran policeman entered the ID of the live broadcast room mentioned by Lin Xin and Li Yujie on the office optical computer.

"There is no live broadcast room." The old policeman looked at them suspiciously, "Did you remember it wrong?"

Lin Xin quickly dragged out her login record: "Look, the announcement is still here!"

The old policeman took a look and entered the ID again: "The live broadcast room does not exist. Is your fake website made by someone as a prank? Do you have any other evidence?"

Lin Xin and Li Yujie were stunned.

Beaststar is very strict on cracking down on piracy.After entering the live broadcast room, the screen cannot be recorded, and even the screenshot function needs to be officially enabled by the live broadcast room.So they naturally have no other evidence.

However, the official crackdown on unhealthy content in the live broadcast room is also very strong.After the police enter their own police ID, they can directly use the optical brain for work to call the live broadcast backup at a certain time node from the live broadcast platform.Therefore, as long as the audience goes to the police station to call the police in person, they can get feedback immediately.

Lin Xin and Li Yujie never expected that this live broadcast room didn't exist in the police's optical brain?

They had no other evidence, and could only leave the police station in embarrassment under the doubtful eyes of the old policeman and the hint of "don't report false police to waste police force".

"Is it really an alien live broadcast room that was pushed randomly?" Lin Xin rubbed her face.Although it was almost considered a false police report, why was she even more excited in her heart?

Li Yujie coughed dryly and said, "It's possible. Let's observe again?"

Lin Xin plucked up the courage and said, "Senior, let's add a personal friend and watch the live broadcast together at night?"

Li Yujie said: "I'm not a few years older than you, just call me Yujie."

She pushed her personal optical brain business card to Li Yujie: "We must keep an eye on this live broadcast room. Once we find evidence, we will continue to call the police immediately."

Lin Xin was a little excited by what Li Yujie said.

If it was a live broadcast that was pushed randomly, wouldn't she look like the protagonist in a novel I secretly read when I was in school?

Regardless of whether the children in the live broadcast room are really in trouble or are being controlled by others, the only ones who can save them now are the chosen ones?

Lin Xin wished she could get into the live broadcast room and watch it now.

Why is this live broadcast room only fixed for one hour a day?Is it really necessary to unlock the live broadcast duration for krypton gold in the live broadcast room?

No no no, absolutely not.If the krypton gold is given to the black hand behind it, wouldn't it harm the children.

Lin Xin took a deep breath: "Yu Jie, we must save them!"

Li Yujie's eyes were shining brightly, she was more excited than getting advanced: "Yeah!"

……

"A live broadcast room that doesn't exist?" Lu Fengleng glanced at the work report compiled today.

The old policeman said: "It may be a false police report. The ID of the live broadcast room does not exist. But it is also bad for someone to make a fake announcement to deceive people, but this kind of thing is not easy to investigate."

Lu Fenglen nodded: "Understood, I will file it first. I will continue to investigate when I encounter similar false announcements in the future."

The old policeman got off work first.

It was Lu Fengleng's turn to be on duty today.He was lying on the small bed in the duty room, and when he was resting and browsing the Internet, he suddenly remembered the ID of the live broadcast room that did not exist.

Maybe it was out of curiosity, or maybe it was just a coincidence, Lu Fengleng entered the ID of the live broadcast room that didn't exist.

"Welcome to the Star Survival live broadcast room! The current number of people watching the live broadcast: three people."

Lu Fenglen was so startled that he writhed from the cot.

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"Oh, there's one more viewer." Jun Tao said happily after opening the live broadcast room.

His Majesty the Black Wolf rolled his eyes.Yeah, you're going to get three reports next.

Juntao angrily tugged at the big black dog in the nursing yard: "We won't be reported, we won't be reported in the future!"

He proudly put his hands on his hips: "Because! I have asked the system to remove the report button in the live broadcast room!"

Even people as well-informed as His Majesty the Black Wolf and the head of the three cubs showed shocked expressions.

Niu Jun Tao Tao!The one-and-done solution to being reported in the live broadcast room is to remove the report button!What a genius you are!

They could have expected that the audience went directly to the police station to call the police!