Cub Live Farming

His Majesty the Black Wolf's consciousness was immersed in the light brain, and he began to read novels.

Jun Tao picked up the little owl who was running in the living room and kneaded it: "Agu, you always run with two feet, and you can't exercise all the muscles in your body. Shouldn't you try to use your wings instead of supernatural powers?" Feifei to see?"

The little owl turned its head around, but refused to answer.

Jun Tao continued to knead and knead: "Try."

The little white tiger leaned over and covered the cat's mouth with its paws, showing a mocking expression.

Baby pandas also tried to come over.But he was tired after walking two steps, so he flattened his limbs and turned into a bear. He raised his head and hummed twice to show that he had worked hard.

"Stop pretending to be stuffed animals."

Jun Tao's chubby hand reached under the little owl's wings and grabbed a couple of them vigorously, "Look, it's all meat, exercise quickly."

The little owl showed helpless eyes, then turned around and stared at the little white tiger who was still laughing at him.

The little white tiger let out a "meow", stood up straight, leaned forward, raised its buttocks, flicked its tail, and stretched its waist, revealing its graceful figure.

Look, I've been very successful in losing weight.Except for the round and round head that has grown gills, the body fat percentage has dropped.

In terms of exercise, my feline can run, jump, climb trees and swim. Of course, my weight loss is much stronger than your little fat bird who refuses to fly by itself.

The little owl turned to look at the lying bear on the ground.

The baby panda blinked, turned over, and patted its belly.

Look, the width of my belly is also normal.Although I am a little fat man, I am a well-proportioned little fat man.

Pandas can also run, jump, climb trees and swim, I'm sorry for Fat Bird.

The little owl took a deep breath and his belly bulged.

It's not fair to the birds!

Fair, how unfair, you can fly.The little white tiger and the baby panda said with the same eyes.

The little owl flapped its wings angrily.

When you guys are fat, you don’t lose face by running and jumping, but I lose face if I can’t fly!

And the little owl now knows that his majesty's optical brain is not broken, this bastard dog majesty will definitely shoot his embarrassing video!

Jun Tao continued to rub the little owl, and then hugged it tightly, rubbing his face: "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't lose weight, it's so chubby and comfortable. Brother Mo's belly has hardened now, it's still Agu Most comfortable."

The little owl showed a loveless expression.

Yes, the muscles of the fattest majesty also reappeared.

For His Majesty Heilang, who can't sit still every day, as long as he can get out of bed, his body will keep moving every day, even when he eats, he will shake his head and flick his tail. The speed of losing weight is the fastest among them.

Now, apart from Juntao, am I the only fat guy left?

The baby panda and the little white tiger showed mocking expressions.

Juntao?Look at Jun Taotao's chin and belly. Although he still looks chubby, he has changed from a big fat man to a soft little fat man. When he is seven or eight years old, he will be a handsome little boy Lang, can you compare with him?

The little owl gave Juntao a light kick on his stomach.

Sure enough, although Jun Tao's belly was bulging, it was just the child's body, not real fat.

Jun Tao is no longer obese, but a strong little boy with a thick head and a thick head.

The little owl almost carried it back in one breath.

No way no way?I'm the only fat guy left at home?I run very hard on the ground every day!Why is this happening!

"Gu..."

The little owl spoke with difficulty.

I'm flying... Can't I fly?You are not allowed to laugh at me!

Juntao: "I never laugh."

Baby Panda: "Huh?"

I was born with a smiling bear face what can I do?

Little White Tiger: "Meow ow ow ow!"

Hahahaha I'm laughing now!

The little owl's expression became even more desperate: "Cuckoo..."

At least, His Majesty is not allowed to shoot my black history video.

Jun Tao stretched out his hand and moved the head of His Majesty Hei Lang, who was leaning against him: "Brother Mo, Agu was talking to you, why didn't you answer?"

His Majesty the Black Wolf turned his head, a distorted smile appeared on the face of a black dog.

Juntao: "...Brother Mo, what are you doing? Your smile is so perverted."

Even if you don't cry, you shouldn't be smiling so happily, right?

His Majesty Heilang gave a dry cough, and restrained his perverted smile a little bit: [I understand what you mean, you want to promote sadistic literature and sadistic readers who say you are mentally retarded? 】

Jun Tao hugged the little owl in his arms, his eyes drifted a little: "No, no, why would I think so? I just want to enrich the image of the characters."

His Majesty the Black Wolf changed his posture to lie on his stomach, allowing Jun Tao to lean more comfortably: [Bad Tao Tao, you must dare to do bad things. 】

Jun Tao buried his head in His Majesty Hei Lang's hair, I won't listen if I don't listen.

The three cubs are very curious, what stories are they talking about.

Don't isolate us!

His Majesty Heilang "caught" the baby panda and the little white tiger to his side with his supernatural power, then circled the cubs with his tail, and began to briefly tell them the stories of "The Legend of Wukong" and "Man Grows to Hate Water and Changdong".

To Jun Tao's surprise, the three cubs didn't cry, but showed unhappy expressions.

The little white tiger said very bluntly: "Meow meow?"

"Wukong Biography" is nothing more, the characters act logically; "Man Grows and Hates Water Changdong" is very strange, it seems that except for the protagonist, everyone is a villain.No, the protagonist is also very paranoid. His relatives treat him badly, but he is full of relatives with all his heart and soul.

The other two cubs nodded too.

They have heard the story of "Journey to the West" and "Fengshen Yanyi". His Majesty the Black Wolf also discussed and sorted out the prehistoric stories with them.

They also know a thing or two about Zhenjun Erlang in the earth's folklore.

In these stories, Erlang God is a god of great love.He is open-minded, looking at the whole world.

He is the god of farming and the god of protection for children; he can not only keep the land safe, but also relieve the suffering of the people.

It's really strange for such a person to focus on small love and small love.

What makes them even more strange is that since this person likes his family so much and he is kind and upright, it stands to reason that his family should not be bad.

It also needs an opportunity to get out of the mud without being stained.How can a person grow into a righteous and kind person when he is surrounded by crooked people?Does he know what integrity and kindness are?

Jun Tao scratched his head: "Because it is necessary for literary creation. And this Erlang God is not based on the Erlang God in folklore, but a colleague of "Lotus Lantern". He has little relationship with Honghuang, and he did not draw images from folklore , that’s why it doesn’t match your impression.”

Jun Tao finally understood why Brother Mo and the three cubs were not abused by this article.

Because they have accepted the image of another Erlang God in their hearts.When they see this Erlang God who doesn't match their inner stalwart image being abused, they will only feel aggrieved and incomprehensible, and will not feel heartache.

Oh, right.Most of the readers on earth who have been abused by this article have seen Mr. Jiao's Erlang God, and then substituted Mr. Jiao's Erlang God into it.

Brother Mo and the three cubs have never seen Erlang played by Mr. Jiao.

His Majesty Hei Lang said: [Your earth can create literary works based on various legends, and every image is liked by readers.But in Beast Star, the literary images of your earth are all outsiders with no foundation. Every work you present now is an "official image". If the "official image" is too confusing, it will not be conducive to subsequent promotion. 】

Jun Tao rested his chin on the little owl's head and sighed deeply.

He understood Brother Mo's words.

This is like a foreign superhero series, whether it is the Avengers or the Justice League, each character in their comics has a different character, or even completely opposite, and the world view is also different.

As local readers who have been exposed to superhero series comics since childhood, they will not care about these differences, and their own fan creations will not cause confusion.

But if they want to use film and television dramas to promote their heroes to the whole world, they must choose one of the "worlds" to determine the "fixed impression" of superheroes

The initial "impression" of a superhero is not necessarily suitable for the "water and soil" of other countries. To promote it, it must be turned into a cultural symbol that is loved by all cultures.

This is the case with cultural communication, continuous transmission and continuous modification, not just sticking to the "basic"

Through continuous modification, the superhero who removes the dross and preserves the essence is a universal hero.Most of them adopt the image of an actor, and then use a fixed world view to give audiences all over the world a fixed impression of a superhero.

In this way, audiences who don't know superheroes can empathize with them.

The image of Monkey King in "Journey to the West" is already full enough, and only a few film and television dramas, animations, and games are needed to completely establish the image of Monkey King in the hearts of everyone.

After the image of Monkey King is determined, different versions of Monkey King will not make the audience feel "out of play"

But Erlang Shen is not.

In this world, there is no "Fengshen Yanyi" or "Baolian Lantern", and there is no legend of Erlang God that has been accumulated for thousands of years. The audience has no affection for Erlang God.

If you throw out a miserable Erlang God rashly, it will destroy this role.

His Majesty Heilang sighed: 【Why do you say it's so complicated? 】

Jun Tao was at a loss: "Is it complicated?"

His Majesty Hei Lang said: [What I mean is, first, in other works, you should write Erlang God as handsome as he is, as awesome as he is, as perfect as he is, and after readers fall in love with him, then Take out this article to tinker and make major changes, so that readers can be tortured to death. 】

You haven't made readers fall in love with this character yet, what are you trying to do!

Jun Tao suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, yes, if I want to abuse the readers, I must abuse the person on the reader's heart! Erlang God is not the person on the reader's heart!"

His Majesty Heilang continued: 【If you abuse him, you can't say that the people around you are idiots. Isn't he also an idiot who is so dedicated to being abused for idiots.You want everyone around him to be good people who also love him, and then get abused together.For example, how could Yao Ji not be a good mother? 】

Jun Tao immediately thought of Yao Ji in the TV series "Lotus Lantern", and his thoughts diverged: "You mean, letting Yang Jian split the mountain to save his mother is a conspiracy. Yao Ji was roasted by the sun in order to tell his son about this conspiracy. The spirit is attached to the stone to support the pillar of heaven, and suffers the pain of being dissipated every day, until the son Bi Kaishan tells his son about this conspiracy, and then turns into green smoke in front of his son?"

The more Jun Tao thought about it, the more excited he became, and he clapped his little hands: "Yes! This can be a double conspiracy. Originally, Yao Ji could leave the mountain with her soul, but the seriously injured soul will sleep for at least tens of thousands of years. She wants to tell Yang Jian this The conspiracy will have to be roasted to death. This is a double conspiracy that counts the love between their mother and child! Either Yao Ji dies, or Yang Jian dies!"

His Majesty the Black Wolf: "..."

Three little ones: "..."

Juntao had a childlike expression on his face: "What's wrong? Is my plot not good enough?"

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three little ones looked at each other.

I didn't expect you, Jun Taotao, to be such a person!You only told such a short story, even if we don't have a deep impression of Erlang God, we were abused by you!

[Very, very good, what else do you think? 】 His Majesty the Black Wolf said expressionlessly.

He won't be abused by stupid Tao Tao!

Jun Tao thought for a while, and said: "To let the beast star people accept the story of Chinese myths and legends as soon as possible, it is best to unify the world view. The prehistoric is good. Therefore, it is best for this story to continue the setting of the prehistoric and introduce the dispute of the great way. "

"So, on the surface it's a battle in heaven, but in fact it's a battle for the great way. And the saints are all pawns. Even if Yang Jian is the No. 1 saint in the post-conferred era, he will inevitably be counted."

"In the setting, it can be said that he has a relationship with Buddhism. The man Yao Ji is infatuated with is a Buddhist. His mother was tricked."

"When Yao Ji desperately told Yang Jian about this conspiracy, the conspiracy did not end. The same method was used on Yang Jian's only sister, which is why Liu Chenxiang repeated Yang Jian's path. The Three Virgins were suppressed by Yang Jian. The reason for the suppression was that Dayi, in order to thwart the plot his mother told him."

"If his sister is rescued, he will lose, and his mother will die in vain; but if his sister is not rescued, his only relative will be gone, and his sister will repeat his mother's death... Ouch! Ah Goo why did you peck me?"

Jun Tao, who was talking more and more excited, was pecked hard by the little owl.

He looked at the red mark on his arm, his face full of grievances.

He hasn't been pecked by Agu for a long time!

The little white tiger and the baby panda also slapped Jun Tao twice.

Jun Taotao, shut up, shut up!Don't make up your mind anymore!Erlang God is pitiful enough!Why do you persecute him like this!How much do you hate him!

Jun Tao's face was full of grievances: "I don't hate him, I like him, I like Erlang played by Mr. Jiao the most!"

The brains of the three cubs were numb.

Do you want to abuse him if you like it!What is wrong with you!

His Majesty the Black Wolf took a few deep breaths, and said seriously: [Jun Tao, this story is completely fine, you leave it to me, and I will compile it into the Honghuang series.After Journey to the West, gods and Buddhas retired, and the world prospered, how about starting from here? 】

The three cubs growled.

Your Majesty, you also shut up!All the people on Beast Star are your people!How could you treat them like this!

However, His Majesty the Black Wolf couldn't stop thinking at all.

After Journey to the West, Buddhism prospered, and then Buddhism wanted to completely suppress Taoism.

For the first time, they calculated that Yang Jian's mother and son would fail, and Yang Jian worshiped under Sanqing's sect.Now they are going to count for the second time.

But Buddhism has calculations, doesn't Taoism have calculations?

Buddhism figured out the weakness in Yang Jian's heart, and the Three Virgins were rescued; Taoism figured out the anger in Yang Jian's heart, and coupled with the bravery of Sun Wukong who defeated the Buddha, although the prestige of the heaven was hit, it almost lost most of the world. The basic beliefs, but the foundation of Buddhism was uprooted by foreign religions, and the beliefs left in the east were forced to merge with the secular.

In the end, the gods and Buddhas shook hands and made peace, and retired to the nine heavens together. The religions left in the world only had secular functions, and the legends of the gods and Buddhas gradually dissipated until the next era of spiritual recovery.

This ending seems to be happy, but who can make up for the pain and suffering that the chess players brought to the chess pieces, and the sorrow and pain in Yang Jian's heart.

But Yang Jian knew all this, but he still insisted on his position as Erlang God, gave up the chance of becoming a saint, and stayed in the Eastern Land with his divine sense, protecting the country and relieving the suffering of the people, and keeping the land safe and secure.

Because his mother was buried here, and his sister gave up her spiritual body to live here.

After that, did he survive all the calamities and was reborn in Nirvana when his spiritual energy was revived; or was his soul destroyed bit by bit under the wear and tear of the Dao, dissipating in the heaven and earth like his mother, and returning to a wisp of fresh air... Who knows?

In a modern society full of high-rise buildings and busy traffic, a group of fashionable tourists are being guided by tour guides to visit Erlang Temple in Dujiangyan.

Tourists saw a few naughty little monkeys in the scenic area jumping up to the statue of Erlang God, snatching the offerings and running away, all laughing.

Some sharp-eyed people noticed that the serious statue of Erlang God also seemed to be smiling.

Smile like a helpless sigh.

When people rubbed their eyes, the Erlang statue returned to a serious face, as if that smile was just an illusion.

His Majesty Hei Lang immediately wrote a long paragraph, writing the ending of "The Legend of Erlang Shen" first.

He still couldn't get enough of it and said: 【Tao Tao, how is it? 】

Juntao gave a thumbs up to His Majesty Heilang dumbfounded: "It's still Brother Mo Niu! Especially this last part of modern society, it's really awesome! You beast star people can use this part of the background to write about countless fanciers!"

His Majesty Hei Lang nodded reservedly: [It's okay, it's okay, you continue to boast, I can bear it. 】

The expressions of the three cubs have gone blank.

Only now did they discover that the thoughts of Juntao and His Majesty were sometimes in sync with each other unexpectedly.

Although Jun Taotao is a naive baby on the surface, there is such a terrifying demon hidden inside!

When the devil baby Juntao and His Majesty the devil dog mix together, what kind of sadistic feast will it bring to the innocent, poor and weak readers of Beast Star?

Could you please be nicer to your readers?

"If you love readers, you will abuse readers."

Jun Tao said seriously.

His Majesty Hei Lang nodded: [The depth of love is the depth of abuse. 】

Jun Tao's chubby hand clapped His Majesty Hei Lang's dog's paw, and said in unison: 【"We are warriors of love."】

Three cubs: "..."

You two are really enough!

Readers of Beaststar, we've done our best to stop the demons, one big and one small.If you want to curse people in the future, don't curse us!

Beast Star's readers who love "Journey to the West" sneezed collectively,

At this moment, a storm blew up on the side of the beast star.No one knows, this storm is caused by the butterfly effect caused by many readers sneezing (deep face)

Readers rubbed their noses, clicked on the Beast Star Wen website, and were happy to see that the people on Earth actually published a new novel.

The people on earth said that his new novel is a fan of "Journey to the West" written by other people in the earth civilization, and I will show you how to write it.

Tang Seng is the perfect embodiment of the merits and virtues of the tenth reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha. That is to say, he has taken the scriptures nine times.

It is said that the nine skulls on Sha Wujing's neck symbolize Tang Seng's first nine lives.

But Jin Chanzi's ninth reincarnation is not nine consecutive reincarnations in human space and time.It may be a different parallel space, and the people who learn the scriptures may all be Tang monks, and the people who learn the scriptures are all four masters and apprentices.

This is in line with the Buddhist concept of the unity of thousands of incarnations.

Therefore, the story of "Wukong Biography" is set as the story of Jin Chanzi who reincarnated in a certain parallel space and learned Buddhist scriptures.

The readers nodded, and the authors of the novel almost broke their heads.

That's right, that's very reasonable. We will use this setting directly when we write "Journey to the West" related colleagues in the future, and many stories can be derived.

They happily clicked on the novel, wanting to see how the cowardly Tang Seng learned the scriptures under the protection of the three disciples during the journey.

Oh, this study failed.Isn't that better!We want to see how Tang Seng was eaten by monsters!

Hurry up!We can't wait to see Tang Seng!

The earthlings said, yes.

Jun Taotao in the live broadcast room also said, good.

Today in our live broadcast room, we will talk about the story in "The Legend of Wukong".

Speaking of "Wukong Biography", we have to start with Jin Chanzi and Tang Xuanzang, a Tang monk who learned from the scriptures.

What is Tang Xuanzang's famous saying?

"If I want this sky, it can't cover my eyes anymore! If I want this land, it can't hide my heart anymore! If all living beings understand my intentions! If all the Buddhas disappear into thin air!"

The audience was full of question marks.

The audience burst into exclamation points.

The heads and expressions of the audience were numb.

Wait, Tao Tao, you said this is a golden cicada, a famous saying of Tang Seng?No way no way?Shouldn't such domineering remarks be the famous sayings of our Monkey King Monkey King?

We don't believe it!How could Tang Seng be so handsome!

Jun Taotao slapped the gavel, resolving doubts for the audience in an old-fashioned way.

As the second disciple of the Buddha, Jin Chanzi is a noble born Buddha, why do you think he was demoted to the lower realm?

Belittle the Dharma?You say that a natural born Buddha, who can recite Buddhist scriptures since he was "born" in this world, how can he belittle Buddhism?

Multiple sins made the Buddha unable to keep this beloved disciple?

Moreover, Tang Seng, as a Buddhist disciple, has completed ten lifetimes of reincarnation, why is he so cowardly and indecisive?

Listeners, think about it, taste it, don’t you think it’s the best?

So, let's start from the beginning and talk about the story of the rebellious Buddha, Jin Chanzi.

The audience was shocked.

Yes, it makes sense!When Tao Tao said this, we seemed to be convinced!

The audience calmed down, put aside their doubts temporarily, and listened carefully to Jun Taotao's story about the golden cicada and Tang Xuanzang.

Then, they were tortured and had a blast.