Cub Live Farming
Chapter 123 2 more in 1
His Majesty the Black Wolf and the commanders of the three fluffy legions gave Jun Tao a "know" look, and then continued to peel the snail meat with his abilities.
They all knew that Jun Tao only yelled loudly, and it was absolutely impossible for him to do anything to them because of such a trivial matter.
Being seen through, Juntao was incompetently furious for a while, so he could only snatch the snail meat from His Majesty Hei Lang, and let His Majesty Hei Lang turn back into a human being to accompany him to eat snails.
His Majesty Heilang's eyes were dead.
Under Juntao's repeated urging and tugging at his ears, he had no choice but to change back to Junmo, holding the snail together with Juntao with a bored face and squatting vigorously. He swallowed a mouthful of chili oil and almost choked into the air pipe.
Jun Tao is satisfied.
He can't command the big cubs in the family, but Brother Mo can still command them.
Hmph, the majesty of our patriarch is still there!
After eating snails once, Juntao became obsessed with the "snack food" which is difficult to peel off
Juntao spent money to buy the system's seafood positioning system, scooped up a few catties of sea melon seeds from the sea, boiled them with aniseed ingredients, and ate them directly as melon seeds.
This time the three fluffy legion commanders don't need to shell their shells with their abilities.
The four of them and His Majesty the Black Wolf all turned back into human beings. After work, they sat in a row with Jun Tao, holding a bowl of sea melon seeds and chewing hard until their mouths went black.
It was even worse for Jun Tao, who crooked his newly erupted teeth.
Jun Tao covered his mouth, wanting to cry but no tears.
When changing teeth, don't bite hard things.The shell of sea melon seeds is no exception.
"What are you afraid of? When all your teeth grow out, I will take you to straighten your teeth."
Jun Mo took a picture of Jun Tao's crooked front teeth, laughed and posted it on the Xingwang Weiyan account in the live broadcast room.
This account is generally managed by Jun Mo directly to satisfy his desire for expression.
After Jun Tao saw his ugly photo, he almost went to Jun Mo desperately.
Don't post my black history online!Don't I, Jun Taotao, a doomsday giant, don't want to lose face?
Jun Tao drove Jun Mo to run around, and Jun Mo relied on his long legs to make faces at Jun Tao while running.
Jun Tao was so angry that he lay down on the ground.Junmo won't get up until he deletes the photos.
Jun Mo burst into laughter, and the other three plush fluffs all sighed.
Those who are close to ink are black, Tao Tao really has brought out many bad habits by His Majesty.
Jun Tao's shameless action of lying on the ground pleased Jun Mo, who helped him delete the photo.
But what's the use of deleting the photos?Juntao has already been made into an emoticon pack.
Jun Tao immediately asked the system to sort out ten photos of His Majesty the Black Wolf, and made them into emoticons and posted them online for free download.
You do the first day, I do the fifteenth, let's see who wins who!
His Majesty the Black Wolf: "Yes."
He posted ten more photos of himself scratching his head and posing, and said with regret: "If it weren't for the royal family's publicist who had notified Xingwangai, they would strictly review the photos with my portrait, and there are many of my portraits that can be used as emoticons. .”
Juntao: "..."
He squatted silently, hugging his knees and curling up into a ball.
Lost, totally lost.
In terms of thickness of skin, who can beat Brother Mo?
Damn!
His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his paw: "Wow."
Stupid Taotao, you are still far behind.
……
The days after returning were very peaceful.
After Yuanxing became rich in species, Juntao went to the sea to fish for seafood when the weather was hot, and he caught a lot of fish, shrimp and shells, and even found sea urchins and barnacles.
The fluffy ones enjoyed the seafood.
Especially the sea urchin bibimbap, which makes them want to eat it every day.
Side by side with seafood are delicacies.
There are many Yuanxing native plants on the mountain, and the system can accurately judge whether they are non-toxic.
Of course, the premise is that Jun Tao has enough money.
Jun Tao shook his small wallet, gritted his teeth and bought the annual package service.
The system is just like Juntao's lowly Antarctic beast in his previous life, and he is good at defrauding Krypton.A bunch of gift bags are placed there, I can't wait to shout directly in your ear, "If you miss the discount, you will miss [-] million"
Juntao was completely pua by the system, and he habitually sold out the system gift packs as soon as they were displayed.
Damn it!Why can't I control my kryptonite hands! ——At this time, I will ask for a special emoji package for quitting krypton gold.
After listening to Jun Tao's complaints, His Majesty the Black Wolf thought that Jun Tao's words were justified.
So Jun Tao's regretful look of beating his chest and feet was created into a new version of the "Damn it, why can't I control my kryptonite hands" emoticon package.
Jun Tao was already numb.He only has one request, when publishing Juntao's emoji pack, please invite everyone to post it together.
The three fluffy ones were not as thick-skinned as His Majesty the Black Wolf, howled and were dragged by His Majesty the Black Wolf and pushed towards the camera.
One two three, eggplant!Come on, let's all become emoticons together.
This group of "regret" emoticons has been passed down in Beast Star.After Lian Beast has been upgraded, the emoji is still there, which is more influential than the pictures and projections in the history books.
If Jun Tao knew that his emoji would be embarrassing thousands of years later, he would definitely try his best to stop His Majesty the Black Wolf.
But who would have thought of such a long time ago?
Now, he is just holding the aura of the big gift package, constantly looking for uneaten food on the mountain.
Well, just like the monthly card, big monthly card, season card and permanent card in the game, the yearly package means that I have earned [-] million!
"I don't know if the mushrooms in Yuanxing will cause the hallucination of villains after eating them."
"The nutritional content of this wild fruit is very reliable."
"Although it looks a bit strange, wild vegetables are all you can eat."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grab that horned rabbit in front of you! Let's have barbecued Yuanxing unicorn rabbit today!"
"Hehehe, the cage that was put down yesterday has been harvested. Is this a deer? Why does it look a bit like a silly roe deer? Forget it, the silly roe deer seems to be no different from a deer."
"This fish has two legs! My God! Amy, catch him!"
"Damn bird, actually pissing three feet into the wind! Agu, come on!"
"A Bao, you're really good at climbing trees. I'll leave the food on the trees to you."
"Brother Mo...Brother Mo, you should obediently use me as a mount, don't waste good things, your dog's paw is too much!"...
Jun Tao live broadcasted himself looking for fresh food in the mountains and forests, but at the same time he did not forget to tell the audience that eating wild game in Yuanxing is a need for survival. There are less than [-] humans in Yuanxing, and they can hunt limitedly from nature.
Don't hunt illegally for Beastmen, they will be presented with special two-handed bracelets.
"Besides, game is to be eaten fresh. Their meat is very woody, with a strong smell, and there is not much oil and water. It is better to eat farmed game. As for what kind of game is rich in the essence of the sun, the moon, and the aura of heaven and earth, eat fresh every day. Dew, so the nutrient content is higher than that of farmed ones, just listen to it, don’t believe it.”
Jun Tao thought about it and added.
Jun Mo has given him a popular science. If you want to hunt, there are legal hunting places in the desolate star within the sphere of influence of the beast star.
It's the same as Earth.
Not to mention that some countries outside Huaguo have hunting quotas every year, and some ethnic groups in Huaguo can also hunt legally.
"When Yuan Xing's matter is over, I'll take you to play."
His Majesty Hei Lang beat the fish in front of him a few times, and killed the fish that Ami kept for fresh fish soup.
His Majesty Hei Lang's eyes wandered: "Anyway, fish will die if put into the pot, I will help it relieve the pain first."
Ami was so angry that her tail almost smashed the ground out of the hole: "You will die sooner or later anyway, can I help you relieve the pain now?"
Jun Tao covered his eyes with his hands, his fingers were wide open.
Ouch, Brother Mo is looking for a beating again, did Agu record it?
Agu nodded.
In order to work as a videographer, he has upgraded the camera function of the optical brain.
Agu with wings can be photographed from any angle.
The new ghost animal video is available again.His Majesty the Black Wolf is really full of materials.
"I teach people how to cook food in the wild using existing materials."
Seeing that Ami couldn't kill His Majesty Hei Lang for a while, Jun Tao lost interest in their pursuit, and started live broadcasting the picnic.
To light a fire and cook in the forest, it is best to find a place with running water.This will not only have a clean water source, but also avoid fire hazards.
A Gu continued to chase and shoot ghost and animal material, and A Bao helped Jun Tao prepare a picnic.
They found a few big stones by the river and built a simple stove. First, they lit a fire until the open fire naturally extinguished and turned into charcoal fire.
Juntao scalds the bird that Agu beat to death with boiling water to remove its hair, cleans the internal organs and blood, and then massages the bird with spiced smoke.
Holding a big sharp knife, Ah Bao peeled the skin and internal organs of the silly roe deer and the unicorn rabbit after school.
Although he used supernatural powers to separate the blood, Jun Tao couldn't help but take a few more photos because of the contrast between the giant panda holding a blood-dripping knife.
He remembered the emoji of a giant panda with a machete in his previous life.
Ah Bao also has the potential to be an emoticon pack.
Juntao has always been careful not to show the audience any bloody scenes. The live broadcast of the two of them handling the ingredients was all mosaiced and only marked with words.
Viewers can watch their mosaic version of processed ingredients, or switch to the live broadcast to watch the cat and dog fight next to them.
Although the audience loved Jun Taotao very much, almost everyone switched to watch the cat and dog fight.
There are scenes of Jun Taotao handling ingredients from time to time, although there are also cat and dog battles from time to time, but the tricks of each battle are different, and it looks like an action blockbuster.
The soldiers and the students of the special police cadets took notes while watching.
The hand-to-hand combat and supernatural combat skills displayed by His Majesty the Black Wolf and the head of the Ami Army in the cat and dog battle are all the test points.
It was too miserable for them to take notes while watching the live broadcast.
Cats fly and dogs jump over there, while Juntao marinated the big bird, sealed it in leaves, wrapped it in yellow mud and buried it in charcoal with the mud baking method that has been shown, and rekindled the fire to make other food.
Juntao is like Shen Nong who tastes all kinds of herbs, putting the picked wild vegetables, wild mushrooms and wild fruits into his mouth one by one to taste.
This one is too astringent, that one is too sour, and the food I am chewing now is really fishy. Why are there such unpalatable wild vegetables?
Wild vegetables are nutritious and edible, but they may not necessarily be "can" eat.
After Jun Tao sang a dish, he rinsed his mouth with a pee pee pee.
Abao was also helping Juntao to taste, and asked while tasting, "Why didn't you taste it when picking it and then collect it? If it's dirty, we can use the cleaning ability to clean it, and we also brought enough water to hurry up."
Jun Tao stared with a straw in his mouth, "That's right!"
A Baoxiong opened his mouth slightly, but stopped talking.
He thought Juntao had some special reason, but he just forgot?
Tao Tao, no wonder His Majesty always says you are stupid, you are really stupid sometimes.
Jun Tao didn't know that A Bao was slandering him.A Bao's naive panda face, even if he is defamed, others will not be able to see it.
He looked at a pile of plants in front of him that had been confirmed to be unpalatable, and frowned.
Such a waste!Brother Mo is an idiot, I wonder if Brother Mo can eat these without caring about the taste?
The cat-dog fight has temporarily come to an end, and the audience who just cut back the scene heard Jun Tao's inner voice, and laughed so hard.
Oh my Taotao, His Majesty the dog is a rice bucket and not a trash can, if you dare to say such a thing, be careful that he beats you.
Even if he is reluctant to beat you, he will put you into an energy ball and play you like a Tao Tao ball.
Woohoo, we also want to play tao tao ball.When will Tao Tao hold another meeting?This time the selection must be made public!
Jun Tao covered his face.
Don't complain, he's just talking casually, how could he make such exaggerated opinions on Brother Mo.Don't tell Brother Mo.
Audience: No whistleblowing?OK!
They immediately circled His Majesty Hei Lang crazily, and told His Majesty Hei Lang about the matter with embellishments.
His Majesty the Black Wolf drooped his tail and tapped lightly: "I heard that you want to feed me garbage?"
Jun Tao immediately found a thick straw mat, and performed a kneeling and confession for His Majesty Heilang.
Three Fluffy: "..."
Beating the chest and stamping the feet, beating the chest and stamping the feet, those who are close to the ink are black!
Your Majesty, look at what you have done!
The audience nearly fainted from laughter.
Tao Tao, who is getting more and more lively, is getting cuter and cuter.We love Jun Tao Tao forever!
His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his chin: "Apologies are useful, do we still need the police?"
Jun Taotao, who knelt and hugged the dog's front legs: "Brother Mo, you should pay less attention to the romance of the boss's little wife. Next, you have to perfect the fairy tales of the prehistoric, and don't write the prehistoric story as the runaway little wife of the boss. .”
His Majesty Heilang was thoughtful: "It sounds pretty good."
Juntao: "..."
Not bad size.
His Majesty Hei Lang coughed dryly: "In short, do you have to show sincerity in apologizing?"
Juntao: "For example?"
His Majesty the Black Wolf: "The bird you roasted in the mud, I can smell the fragrance through the soil. I want to eat the whole bird alone!"
Juntao: "..."
Jun Tao got up from the ground, patted the grass clippings on his knees, and said domineeringly and disdainfully: "Don't even think about it. You love to forgive or not, hehe."
Overlord Tao Tao turned around and left, continuing to cook.
His Majesty the Black Wolf was so angry that the dog paw pointed at Jun Tao's back and trembled: "Look, look! It's all your fault! Those who are close to ink are black! What have you Tao Tao learned from you?"
The leader of the three fluffy legions watching the show: "?"
The audience who watched the play together: "?"
They're starting to worry.
With His Majesty the Black Wolf's character, will Tao Tao be misled even more?
The queen twisted the old His Majesty's arm: "My dear!"
The old Majesty very straightforwardly admitted his mistake at the very beginning of the queen's words: "Yes, it is my fault. My genes are not good, and my son is like me."
Queen: "..."
……
Mountain delicacies are eaten in turn, and the fields and fruit forests are constantly harvested.
The train rumbled across the mountains, bringing fresh fruits and vegetables to the newly built small village by the sea, and quickly sent trucks of processed seafood to the initial village next to the farm.
Spring, summer, autumn and winter, the four seasons rotate.Juntao and the fluffy guys spent one birthday after another together.
When the fur on the faces of the Orcs on the Profound Star began to fall off, and the first batch of children born on the farm began to read aloud in the newly renovated school, Juntao's teeth were finally replaced.
He has finally entered the ranks of the legal "juvenile".
The 12-year-old Juntao is tall and well-proportioned because he often runs all over the mountains and all over the world, and has faded...
Ugh, the baby fat hasn't faded yet.
Jun Tao pinched his face, wanting to cry, "When will my cheeks disappear? I wasn't a baby face in my previous life. Is it good that I have eaten too much in this life? Why are my cheeks still bulging? ?”
Jun Tao turned up the hem of his clothes, revealing his muscular belly.
look!Although I don't get tanned very much by nature, and Brother Mo and the others help me to filter the ultraviolet rays constantly, my skin is still very fair, but looking at this firm flesh, I am already a small and handsome man.
In ancient China, I can pretend to be half a jade tree facing the wind now, and I can hook up with young ladies.
But!This face is too tender!
I don't want baby fat, I don't want a baby face, I don't want those little dimples around my mouth that always appear when the corners of my mouth are raised a little.
And those eyes that are getting bigger and brighter!Why are your eyes so big, bright and watery!I'm not a little girl!
Woohoo!I'm furious!Doesn’t your interstellar civilization have eye reduction surgery and cheek reduction surgery?Dimple removal please give me one too!
"There is no such thing."
Jun Tao hugged Jun Tao, "Hey, it's really a bit heavy, let's measure his height...only 1.6 meters five? Shorty."
"I'm still growing! I'm still going to grow taller!"
Jun Tao's angry appearance is no different from six years ago.
Because his cheeks are still bulging, hahahaha.The audience laughed wildly in the barrage.
Who would have thought that they have been watching Juntao's live broadcast for six years?
In the past six years, they have seen Jun Tao grow from a chubby little dumpling to a tall and handsome young man with bulging cheeks. This sense of accomplishment is probably the sense of accomplishment parents feel when raising a baby.
Ah, my Tao Tao, my baby, I love you forever!
Jun Tao rubbed his cheeks, and was so angry that he squatted in a corner and shut himself up.
The audience laughed kindly.
Look, Jun Tao's autistic appearance is no different from six years ago.
"Don't be autistic, we're going back to Yuanxing to straighten your teeth, and give you a student status by the way. Didn't you say that when you were in middle school, you wanted to go to school directly in reality?"
Jun Mo dragged Jun Tao up from the corner, "Are you ready to face your friends in reality?"
Jun Tao said confidently: "No! How could I have it!"
Since Jun Mo took Jun Tao to visit the homes of reliable audiences every now and then, Jun Tao made many "friends" of the same age
Of course, for Jun Tao, what he met was not a friend, but a "junior"
Jun Tao took great care of these children who were about the same age as him, taking care of them, he became the king of children.
Now that group of children are also going to middle school, and they beg Jun Tao to go to the same school as them every day.
Jun Mo was very satisfied.
Now that Jun Tao has so many younger brothers and sisters behind him, he will never be bullied even if he goes to school in reality.
Maybe, Juntao can become a school bully who is popular with everyone!
However, Jun Tao still stayed in Yuan Xing and Beast Xing for a month each.When he was in Yuanxing, he could only attend classes through the virtual network.
The deep star is still not connected to the beast star.However, Jun Molu successively took several more powerful scientists into Yuan Xing for research.
Yuanxing has established a small research institute.
There are not many people, but the equipment is absolutely excellent.
Junmo's strength has grown to the point where he can transport precision numerical control instruments to Yuanxing.
Although he has to lie down for at least a week once he is moved.
After the small research institute was built, Juntao worked in the research institute.
He has a very good memory. Although he doesn't have much knowledge, he can do some jobs that only require mechanical memory.
Scientists praise Tao Tao fancy every day.
Not all scientific researchers need "scientists" with strong innovative abilities. Ordinary scientific researchers do repetitive, tedious and meticulous physical work.
Juntao is now competent for this kind of middle and low-level scientific research workers with the largest number.
And it's not that Jun Tao has no spark of wisdom, but his spark of wisdom is in developing food and cultivating more new high-yield and delicious food.
Agronomy is a subject that all civilizations must study no matter how advanced they are.
Beaststar's previous agronomy only studied high yield, low cost and nutrition, and did not invest much energy in taste.
Now Beast Star needs to expand the cycle of domestic demand and guide the public to consume rationally, and food is one of them.
Food can not only fill one's stomach, supplement nutrition, but also give people a sense of happiness.
The delicious food that Juntao wants to study has become a new discipline.
The founders of this discipline are almost all the audience of Juntao’s live broadcast room, and they are very “fake public affairs” to write Juntao’s name in the column of the founder of the discipline.
Juntao will definitely work with them in the future.
Now the main research of Yuanxing is still Yuanxing virus, and food science and agronomy are temporarily not qualified to snatch the precious places of Yuanxing scientific research.
but it does not matter.
They believed that when Yuan Xing was fully opened, Yuan Xing would become a paradise for agronomists and new gourmets.
Agronomist and Gourmet: Heaven is where there is Tao Tao!
Onlookers: Exactly!Clap clap applause!
A song king sighed.What is the use of this song king?Tao Tao is the real emperor superstar!Beast star top class!
All singer kings and movie kings gave their thumbs up.
As for those idol stars who argue that they are top-notch every day?Oh, they are not qualified to speak at such a time.Whoever dares to publish, the real top fans will teach them how to behave.
If you want to touch porcelain, you also need to find someone who is at the same level as you. Would you rather match when you touch porcelain and pottery?How many to match?
Therefore, Jun Mo thought it was a joke when Jun Tao went to a real school.
Even if Juntao went to a top middle school with excellent students, very strict admission requirements, and one of the best disciplines and learning resources in the school, with Juntao's current popularity, it is impossible not to cause a sensation.
Jun Mo, Yue Ling, Qi Xu, and Ye Jie specially put on their own uniforms, led a group of soldiers, drove a specially modified bulletproof car, and sent Jun Tao to the school to register in a high-profile way.
Jun Tao was stunned.
"Could you please stop doing this?"
Jun Tao blushed in embarrassment.
Jun Mo shook his head lightly: "No. Do you know how high your rewards are in the dark world now? The terrorist organizations that want to kill you and cause chaos on the beast star, the mad scientists who want to slice you for research, The careerists who want to kidnap you for political gain... hum."
Juntao regretted it, he didn't want to go to school anymore.
They all knew that Jun Tao only yelled loudly, and it was absolutely impossible for him to do anything to them because of such a trivial matter.
Being seen through, Juntao was incompetently furious for a while, so he could only snatch the snail meat from His Majesty Hei Lang, and let His Majesty Hei Lang turn back into a human being to accompany him to eat snails.
His Majesty Heilang's eyes were dead.
Under Juntao's repeated urging and tugging at his ears, he had no choice but to change back to Junmo, holding the snail together with Juntao with a bored face and squatting vigorously. He swallowed a mouthful of chili oil and almost choked into the air pipe.
Jun Tao is satisfied.
He can't command the big cubs in the family, but Brother Mo can still command them.
Hmph, the majesty of our patriarch is still there!
After eating snails once, Juntao became obsessed with the "snack food" which is difficult to peel off
Juntao spent money to buy the system's seafood positioning system, scooped up a few catties of sea melon seeds from the sea, boiled them with aniseed ingredients, and ate them directly as melon seeds.
This time the three fluffy legion commanders don't need to shell their shells with their abilities.
The four of them and His Majesty the Black Wolf all turned back into human beings. After work, they sat in a row with Jun Tao, holding a bowl of sea melon seeds and chewing hard until their mouths went black.
It was even worse for Jun Tao, who crooked his newly erupted teeth.
Jun Tao covered his mouth, wanting to cry but no tears.
When changing teeth, don't bite hard things.The shell of sea melon seeds is no exception.
"What are you afraid of? When all your teeth grow out, I will take you to straighten your teeth."
Jun Mo took a picture of Jun Tao's crooked front teeth, laughed and posted it on the Xingwang Weiyan account in the live broadcast room.
This account is generally managed by Jun Mo directly to satisfy his desire for expression.
After Jun Tao saw his ugly photo, he almost went to Jun Mo desperately.
Don't post my black history online!Don't I, Jun Taotao, a doomsday giant, don't want to lose face?
Jun Tao drove Jun Mo to run around, and Jun Mo relied on his long legs to make faces at Jun Tao while running.
Jun Tao was so angry that he lay down on the ground.Junmo won't get up until he deletes the photos.
Jun Mo burst into laughter, and the other three plush fluffs all sighed.
Those who are close to ink are black, Tao Tao really has brought out many bad habits by His Majesty.
Jun Tao's shameless action of lying on the ground pleased Jun Mo, who helped him delete the photo.
But what's the use of deleting the photos?Juntao has already been made into an emoticon pack.
Jun Tao immediately asked the system to sort out ten photos of His Majesty the Black Wolf, and made them into emoticons and posted them online for free download.
You do the first day, I do the fifteenth, let's see who wins who!
His Majesty the Black Wolf: "Yes."
He posted ten more photos of himself scratching his head and posing, and said with regret: "If it weren't for the royal family's publicist who had notified Xingwangai, they would strictly review the photos with my portrait, and there are many of my portraits that can be used as emoticons. .”
Juntao: "..."
He squatted silently, hugging his knees and curling up into a ball.
Lost, totally lost.
In terms of thickness of skin, who can beat Brother Mo?
Damn!
His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his paw: "Wow."
Stupid Taotao, you are still far behind.
……
The days after returning were very peaceful.
After Yuanxing became rich in species, Juntao went to the sea to fish for seafood when the weather was hot, and he caught a lot of fish, shrimp and shells, and even found sea urchins and barnacles.
The fluffy ones enjoyed the seafood.
Especially the sea urchin bibimbap, which makes them want to eat it every day.
Side by side with seafood are delicacies.
There are many Yuanxing native plants on the mountain, and the system can accurately judge whether they are non-toxic.
Of course, the premise is that Jun Tao has enough money.
Jun Tao shook his small wallet, gritted his teeth and bought the annual package service.
The system is just like Juntao's lowly Antarctic beast in his previous life, and he is good at defrauding Krypton.A bunch of gift bags are placed there, I can't wait to shout directly in your ear, "If you miss the discount, you will miss [-] million"
Juntao was completely pua by the system, and he habitually sold out the system gift packs as soon as they were displayed.
Damn it!Why can't I control my kryptonite hands! ——At this time, I will ask for a special emoji package for quitting krypton gold.
After listening to Jun Tao's complaints, His Majesty the Black Wolf thought that Jun Tao's words were justified.
So Jun Tao's regretful look of beating his chest and feet was created into a new version of the "Damn it, why can't I control my kryptonite hands" emoticon package.
Jun Tao was already numb.He only has one request, when publishing Juntao's emoji pack, please invite everyone to post it together.
The three fluffy ones were not as thick-skinned as His Majesty the Black Wolf, howled and were dragged by His Majesty the Black Wolf and pushed towards the camera.
One two three, eggplant!Come on, let's all become emoticons together.
This group of "regret" emoticons has been passed down in Beast Star.After Lian Beast has been upgraded, the emoji is still there, which is more influential than the pictures and projections in the history books.
If Jun Tao knew that his emoji would be embarrassing thousands of years later, he would definitely try his best to stop His Majesty the Black Wolf.
But who would have thought of such a long time ago?
Now, he is just holding the aura of the big gift package, constantly looking for uneaten food on the mountain.
Well, just like the monthly card, big monthly card, season card and permanent card in the game, the yearly package means that I have earned [-] million!
"I don't know if the mushrooms in Yuanxing will cause the hallucination of villains after eating them."
"The nutritional content of this wild fruit is very reliable."
"Although it looks a bit strange, wild vegetables are all you can eat."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grab that horned rabbit in front of you! Let's have barbecued Yuanxing unicorn rabbit today!"
"Hehehe, the cage that was put down yesterday has been harvested. Is this a deer? Why does it look a bit like a silly roe deer? Forget it, the silly roe deer seems to be no different from a deer."
"This fish has two legs! My God! Amy, catch him!"
"Damn bird, actually pissing three feet into the wind! Agu, come on!"
"A Bao, you're really good at climbing trees. I'll leave the food on the trees to you."
"Brother Mo...Brother Mo, you should obediently use me as a mount, don't waste good things, your dog's paw is too much!"...
Jun Tao live broadcasted himself looking for fresh food in the mountains and forests, but at the same time he did not forget to tell the audience that eating wild game in Yuanxing is a need for survival. There are less than [-] humans in Yuanxing, and they can hunt limitedly from nature.
Don't hunt illegally for Beastmen, they will be presented with special two-handed bracelets.
"Besides, game is to be eaten fresh. Their meat is very woody, with a strong smell, and there is not much oil and water. It is better to eat farmed game. As for what kind of game is rich in the essence of the sun, the moon, and the aura of heaven and earth, eat fresh every day. Dew, so the nutrient content is higher than that of farmed ones, just listen to it, don’t believe it.”
Jun Tao thought about it and added.
Jun Mo has given him a popular science. If you want to hunt, there are legal hunting places in the desolate star within the sphere of influence of the beast star.
It's the same as Earth.
Not to mention that some countries outside Huaguo have hunting quotas every year, and some ethnic groups in Huaguo can also hunt legally.
"When Yuan Xing's matter is over, I'll take you to play."
His Majesty Hei Lang beat the fish in front of him a few times, and killed the fish that Ami kept for fresh fish soup.
His Majesty Hei Lang's eyes wandered: "Anyway, fish will die if put into the pot, I will help it relieve the pain first."
Ami was so angry that her tail almost smashed the ground out of the hole: "You will die sooner or later anyway, can I help you relieve the pain now?"
Jun Tao covered his eyes with his hands, his fingers were wide open.
Ouch, Brother Mo is looking for a beating again, did Agu record it?
Agu nodded.
In order to work as a videographer, he has upgraded the camera function of the optical brain.
Agu with wings can be photographed from any angle.
The new ghost animal video is available again.His Majesty the Black Wolf is really full of materials.
"I teach people how to cook food in the wild using existing materials."
Seeing that Ami couldn't kill His Majesty Hei Lang for a while, Jun Tao lost interest in their pursuit, and started live broadcasting the picnic.
To light a fire and cook in the forest, it is best to find a place with running water.This will not only have a clean water source, but also avoid fire hazards.
A Gu continued to chase and shoot ghost and animal material, and A Bao helped Jun Tao prepare a picnic.
They found a few big stones by the river and built a simple stove. First, they lit a fire until the open fire naturally extinguished and turned into charcoal fire.
Juntao scalds the bird that Agu beat to death with boiling water to remove its hair, cleans the internal organs and blood, and then massages the bird with spiced smoke.
Holding a big sharp knife, Ah Bao peeled the skin and internal organs of the silly roe deer and the unicorn rabbit after school.
Although he used supernatural powers to separate the blood, Jun Tao couldn't help but take a few more photos because of the contrast between the giant panda holding a blood-dripping knife.
He remembered the emoji of a giant panda with a machete in his previous life.
Ah Bao also has the potential to be an emoticon pack.
Juntao has always been careful not to show the audience any bloody scenes. The live broadcast of the two of them handling the ingredients was all mosaiced and only marked with words.
Viewers can watch their mosaic version of processed ingredients, or switch to the live broadcast to watch the cat and dog fight next to them.
Although the audience loved Jun Taotao very much, almost everyone switched to watch the cat and dog fight.
There are scenes of Jun Taotao handling ingredients from time to time, although there are also cat and dog battles from time to time, but the tricks of each battle are different, and it looks like an action blockbuster.
The soldiers and the students of the special police cadets took notes while watching.
The hand-to-hand combat and supernatural combat skills displayed by His Majesty the Black Wolf and the head of the Ami Army in the cat and dog battle are all the test points.
It was too miserable for them to take notes while watching the live broadcast.
Cats fly and dogs jump over there, while Juntao marinated the big bird, sealed it in leaves, wrapped it in yellow mud and buried it in charcoal with the mud baking method that has been shown, and rekindled the fire to make other food.
Juntao is like Shen Nong who tastes all kinds of herbs, putting the picked wild vegetables, wild mushrooms and wild fruits into his mouth one by one to taste.
This one is too astringent, that one is too sour, and the food I am chewing now is really fishy. Why are there such unpalatable wild vegetables?
Wild vegetables are nutritious and edible, but they may not necessarily be "can" eat.
After Jun Tao sang a dish, he rinsed his mouth with a pee pee pee.
Abao was also helping Juntao to taste, and asked while tasting, "Why didn't you taste it when picking it and then collect it? If it's dirty, we can use the cleaning ability to clean it, and we also brought enough water to hurry up."
Jun Tao stared with a straw in his mouth, "That's right!"
A Baoxiong opened his mouth slightly, but stopped talking.
He thought Juntao had some special reason, but he just forgot?
Tao Tao, no wonder His Majesty always says you are stupid, you are really stupid sometimes.
Jun Tao didn't know that A Bao was slandering him.A Bao's naive panda face, even if he is defamed, others will not be able to see it.
He looked at a pile of plants in front of him that had been confirmed to be unpalatable, and frowned.
Such a waste!Brother Mo is an idiot, I wonder if Brother Mo can eat these without caring about the taste?
The cat-dog fight has temporarily come to an end, and the audience who just cut back the scene heard Jun Tao's inner voice, and laughed so hard.
Oh my Taotao, His Majesty the dog is a rice bucket and not a trash can, if you dare to say such a thing, be careful that he beats you.
Even if he is reluctant to beat you, he will put you into an energy ball and play you like a Tao Tao ball.
Woohoo, we also want to play tao tao ball.When will Tao Tao hold another meeting?This time the selection must be made public!
Jun Tao covered his face.
Don't complain, he's just talking casually, how could he make such exaggerated opinions on Brother Mo.Don't tell Brother Mo.
Audience: No whistleblowing?OK!
They immediately circled His Majesty Hei Lang crazily, and told His Majesty Hei Lang about the matter with embellishments.
His Majesty the Black Wolf drooped his tail and tapped lightly: "I heard that you want to feed me garbage?"
Jun Tao immediately found a thick straw mat, and performed a kneeling and confession for His Majesty Heilang.
Three Fluffy: "..."
Beating the chest and stamping the feet, beating the chest and stamping the feet, those who are close to the ink are black!
Your Majesty, look at what you have done!
The audience nearly fainted from laughter.
Tao Tao, who is getting more and more lively, is getting cuter and cuter.We love Jun Tao Tao forever!
His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his chin: "Apologies are useful, do we still need the police?"
Jun Taotao, who knelt and hugged the dog's front legs: "Brother Mo, you should pay less attention to the romance of the boss's little wife. Next, you have to perfect the fairy tales of the prehistoric, and don't write the prehistoric story as the runaway little wife of the boss. .”
His Majesty Heilang was thoughtful: "It sounds pretty good."
Juntao: "..."
Not bad size.
His Majesty Hei Lang coughed dryly: "In short, do you have to show sincerity in apologizing?"
Juntao: "For example?"
His Majesty the Black Wolf: "The bird you roasted in the mud, I can smell the fragrance through the soil. I want to eat the whole bird alone!"
Juntao: "..."
Jun Tao got up from the ground, patted the grass clippings on his knees, and said domineeringly and disdainfully: "Don't even think about it. You love to forgive or not, hehe."
Overlord Tao Tao turned around and left, continuing to cook.
His Majesty the Black Wolf was so angry that the dog paw pointed at Jun Tao's back and trembled: "Look, look! It's all your fault! Those who are close to ink are black! What have you Tao Tao learned from you?"
The leader of the three fluffy legions watching the show: "?"
The audience who watched the play together: "?"
They're starting to worry.
With His Majesty the Black Wolf's character, will Tao Tao be misled even more?
The queen twisted the old His Majesty's arm: "My dear!"
The old Majesty very straightforwardly admitted his mistake at the very beginning of the queen's words: "Yes, it is my fault. My genes are not good, and my son is like me."
Queen: "..."
……
Mountain delicacies are eaten in turn, and the fields and fruit forests are constantly harvested.
The train rumbled across the mountains, bringing fresh fruits and vegetables to the newly built small village by the sea, and quickly sent trucks of processed seafood to the initial village next to the farm.
Spring, summer, autumn and winter, the four seasons rotate.Juntao and the fluffy guys spent one birthday after another together.
When the fur on the faces of the Orcs on the Profound Star began to fall off, and the first batch of children born on the farm began to read aloud in the newly renovated school, Juntao's teeth were finally replaced.
He has finally entered the ranks of the legal "juvenile".
The 12-year-old Juntao is tall and well-proportioned because he often runs all over the mountains and all over the world, and has faded...
Ugh, the baby fat hasn't faded yet.
Jun Tao pinched his face, wanting to cry, "When will my cheeks disappear? I wasn't a baby face in my previous life. Is it good that I have eaten too much in this life? Why are my cheeks still bulging? ?”
Jun Tao turned up the hem of his clothes, revealing his muscular belly.
look!Although I don't get tanned very much by nature, and Brother Mo and the others help me to filter the ultraviolet rays constantly, my skin is still very fair, but looking at this firm flesh, I am already a small and handsome man.
In ancient China, I can pretend to be half a jade tree facing the wind now, and I can hook up with young ladies.
But!This face is too tender!
I don't want baby fat, I don't want a baby face, I don't want those little dimples around my mouth that always appear when the corners of my mouth are raised a little.
And those eyes that are getting bigger and brighter!Why are your eyes so big, bright and watery!I'm not a little girl!
Woohoo!I'm furious!Doesn’t your interstellar civilization have eye reduction surgery and cheek reduction surgery?Dimple removal please give me one too!
"There is no such thing."
Jun Tao hugged Jun Tao, "Hey, it's really a bit heavy, let's measure his height...only 1.6 meters five? Shorty."
"I'm still growing! I'm still going to grow taller!"
Jun Tao's angry appearance is no different from six years ago.
Because his cheeks are still bulging, hahahaha.The audience laughed wildly in the barrage.
Who would have thought that they have been watching Juntao's live broadcast for six years?
In the past six years, they have seen Jun Tao grow from a chubby little dumpling to a tall and handsome young man with bulging cheeks. This sense of accomplishment is probably the sense of accomplishment parents feel when raising a baby.
Ah, my Tao Tao, my baby, I love you forever!
Jun Tao rubbed his cheeks, and was so angry that he squatted in a corner and shut himself up.
The audience laughed kindly.
Look, Jun Tao's autistic appearance is no different from six years ago.
"Don't be autistic, we're going back to Yuanxing to straighten your teeth, and give you a student status by the way. Didn't you say that when you were in middle school, you wanted to go to school directly in reality?"
Jun Mo dragged Jun Tao up from the corner, "Are you ready to face your friends in reality?"
Jun Tao said confidently: "No! How could I have it!"
Since Jun Mo took Jun Tao to visit the homes of reliable audiences every now and then, Jun Tao made many "friends" of the same age
Of course, for Jun Tao, what he met was not a friend, but a "junior"
Jun Tao took great care of these children who were about the same age as him, taking care of them, he became the king of children.
Now that group of children are also going to middle school, and they beg Jun Tao to go to the same school as them every day.
Jun Mo was very satisfied.
Now that Jun Tao has so many younger brothers and sisters behind him, he will never be bullied even if he goes to school in reality.
Maybe, Juntao can become a school bully who is popular with everyone!
However, Jun Tao still stayed in Yuan Xing and Beast Xing for a month each.When he was in Yuanxing, he could only attend classes through the virtual network.
The deep star is still not connected to the beast star.However, Jun Molu successively took several more powerful scientists into Yuan Xing for research.
Yuanxing has established a small research institute.
There are not many people, but the equipment is absolutely excellent.
Junmo's strength has grown to the point where he can transport precision numerical control instruments to Yuanxing.
Although he has to lie down for at least a week once he is moved.
After the small research institute was built, Juntao worked in the research institute.
He has a very good memory. Although he doesn't have much knowledge, he can do some jobs that only require mechanical memory.
Scientists praise Tao Tao fancy every day.
Not all scientific researchers need "scientists" with strong innovative abilities. Ordinary scientific researchers do repetitive, tedious and meticulous physical work.
Juntao is now competent for this kind of middle and low-level scientific research workers with the largest number.
And it's not that Jun Tao has no spark of wisdom, but his spark of wisdom is in developing food and cultivating more new high-yield and delicious food.
Agronomy is a subject that all civilizations must study no matter how advanced they are.
Beaststar's previous agronomy only studied high yield, low cost and nutrition, and did not invest much energy in taste.
Now Beast Star needs to expand the cycle of domestic demand and guide the public to consume rationally, and food is one of them.
Food can not only fill one's stomach, supplement nutrition, but also give people a sense of happiness.
The delicious food that Juntao wants to study has become a new discipline.
The founders of this discipline are almost all the audience of Juntao’s live broadcast room, and they are very “fake public affairs” to write Juntao’s name in the column of the founder of the discipline.
Juntao will definitely work with them in the future.
Now the main research of Yuanxing is still Yuanxing virus, and food science and agronomy are temporarily not qualified to snatch the precious places of Yuanxing scientific research.
but it does not matter.
They believed that when Yuan Xing was fully opened, Yuan Xing would become a paradise for agronomists and new gourmets.
Agronomist and Gourmet: Heaven is where there is Tao Tao!
Onlookers: Exactly!Clap clap applause!
A song king sighed.What is the use of this song king?Tao Tao is the real emperor superstar!Beast star top class!
All singer kings and movie kings gave their thumbs up.
As for those idol stars who argue that they are top-notch every day?Oh, they are not qualified to speak at such a time.Whoever dares to publish, the real top fans will teach them how to behave.
If you want to touch porcelain, you also need to find someone who is at the same level as you. Would you rather match when you touch porcelain and pottery?How many to match?
Therefore, Jun Mo thought it was a joke when Jun Tao went to a real school.
Even if Juntao went to a top middle school with excellent students, very strict admission requirements, and one of the best disciplines and learning resources in the school, with Juntao's current popularity, it is impossible not to cause a sensation.
Jun Mo, Yue Ling, Qi Xu, and Ye Jie specially put on their own uniforms, led a group of soldiers, drove a specially modified bulletproof car, and sent Jun Tao to the school to register in a high-profile way.
Jun Tao was stunned.
"Could you please stop doing this?"
Jun Tao blushed in embarrassment.
Jun Mo shook his head lightly: "No. Do you know how high your rewards are in the dark world now? The terrorist organizations that want to kill you and cause chaos on the beast star, the mad scientists who want to slice you for research, The careerists who want to kidnap you for political gain... hum."
Juntao regretted it, he didn't want to go to school anymore.
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