The domestic curse spirit has run away from home

[First question! 】

"An unpleasant thing that happened?" Gojo Satoru leaned in front of the dummy, his face was so close that he was about to paste it, "How can there be such a question from a couple project, isn't it really here to persuade people to break up? "

"Oh?" Chihejing stood next to Gojo Satoru, heard his words, and smiled, "So you knew this project was for couples, so you chose this one?"

"...cough." Gojo Satoru coughed under cover, and then returned to his original unscrupulous appearance, "Hey, Jing-chan, isn't this interesting? Anyway, I'm going to come to this dessert shop to have fun, Why don't you just order a couple project directly."

"I'll tell you why you chose this weird name so quickly." Chihejing stretched out his hand and pinched Gojo Wu's face, "Tell me, do you have any other plans?"

"No more..." Gojo Satoru was speaking vaguely with one side of his face pulled up.

He remembered that he used to like to pinch Chihejing's face so much, but after getting together, he didn't know when it started, and it became that Chihejing always pinched his face.

Chihejing let go of his hand, "Then you should answer this question or I will answer it."

The young man looked at Gojo Satoru amusedly, waiting for his reaction.

Gojo Satoru pointed at his fingers and whispered, "Then, then I'll come?" He turned his head to the smiling young man who said nothing, "Then I said it?"

"Tell me." Chihejing raised his eyebrows, just wanting to hear what Wutiao Wu can say.

Their first meeting was really not good, and even thinking about it now, Chihejing has the urge to beat Gojo Satoru violently.

"Our first meeting was really not very good, and it was also unpleasant." Gojo Satoru said slowly, "I beat Jing-chan for no reason, and I was also tied to a curse spirit because of the bondage." ' and worried."

"But..." He leaned closer to Chihejing, put his arms around his shoulders, and put his mouth close to his ears, "Every time we meet after that, it's very pleasant."

"My heart is full of joy from seeing you, thinking that Jing-chan can appear in front of my eyes, that is, the world is in my eyes."

"At times like this, I feel that the unhappiness when we first met is nothing. After all, it is because of the 'bondage' that Jing-chan can stay by my side."

Gojo Satoru held Chihejing's neck with both hands, buried his face in the socket of his neck, and spoke softly.

"Because of the first meeting, we have many, many meetings in the future, so that I can always treat Jing sauce well, and I am full of expectations for every meeting after that."

"I……"

"Okay!" Chihejing held up Gojo Wu's face, and kissed Wujou's mouth with a "pop", blocking all the words he was about to say, "What are you talking about so much, It’s always tiresome to listen to.”

"The thing blocking the way has been broken, let's go." Chi Hejing spoke quickly, turned around and continued walking.

——Walking fast as if fleeing.

Gojo Satoru raised his hand to touch the lips that had been kissed, and suddenly laughed out loud, even in an extraordinarily obscene way, "Hehehehehe——I knew Jing-chan would definitely be shy again."

"You're ashamed of your size!" Chi Hejing, who was walking in front, turned around and shouted, "Hurry up and follow."

"Okay, well, Jing-chan is not shy."

Then they quickly ran into the next problem.

["Are you afraid of loving me?" The second question! 】

【—Did anything extraordinary happen? 】

Significant things?Chihejing held his chin, thinking carefully.

In his memory, it seems that nothing particularly meaningful happened - the time we met?Or the time after coming out of the river?But it doesn't feel particularly meaningful, it can only be said to be an important experience.

While Chihejing was thinking, Gojo Satoru spoke in his usual brisk tone, "Everything Hejing-chan does is very meaningful!"

"Especially doing... um!"

Chihejing directly covered Wutiao Wu's mouth, and gave him a hard look, "What are you talking about?"

"I didn't say anything." Gojo Satoru grabbed Chihejing's hand and kissed the young man's palm, with an innocent expression on his face, "I'm just telling the truth."

Don't think I can't guess what you just wanted to say!

Chihejing withdrew his hand, his ears fluttering red, "Wu, where did you learn these love words? The soil is dead."

"Soil?" Gojo Satoru's expression cracked instantly, "Obviously I was searching for the latest version of the most popular love story, and I even asked on social platforms how to speak to please my partner! I even bought it "How to get along with the target", "Two or three points of communication skills with the target", "How to make the target satisfied with yourself"..."

"...What strange things are you looking at every day!" Chihejing slapped Gojo Wu's face with both hands, squeezing his face into a lump, "Say, where did you put the book?" ?”

"Put it..." Gojo Satoru was forced to pouted, "It's under the disc of the movie..."

"Confiscated." The young man let go of his hand, dropped a sentence, and then walked forward, pushing the dummy hanging in front of him away.

"Well Sauce~"

"You will be charged for everything you say."

"Well sauce~~"

Chihejing was hugged by Wujo Wutiao's thigh, and the veins on his head suddenly popped up. He took a few deep breaths, did not choose to give the opponent another mallet, but pressed his hand on the furry head, and said helplessly, "Wu, actually You don't need to read those books."

He blinked, his eyes wandering, "No matter what you tell me, I will feel happy."

"So," Chihejing said, "you don't need to study these things for me, it's enough to be with Wu."

"...Ah." Gojo Wu responded in a daze, and subconsciously rubbed Chihejing's hand with his head.

Standing up from the ground, he couldn't help but smile, "Then, Jing-chan, let's continue walking."

In fact, Jing sauce is also very good at talking about love.

After that, they encountered various problems along the way.

For example [what special gift did you give].

"A gift?" Gojo Satoru said, "Jing-chan gave me herself."

Then I got a mallet of love that I didn't send out just now.

"How about this gift?" Chi Hejing raised his fist.

Or [have you been to any special place] [do you remember the other party’s birthday] [what surprise did you secretly prepare for the other party] [did anything out of the ordinary happen during the date]...

Ignoring the scary props and staff that pop up from time to time, this process has to be said, I really want to be a truth-telling game, and after answering, you can get the ultimate reward-dessert.

And in the process of answering the question, Chihejing listened to Gojo Satoru's various love words, from blushing to the point where he could listen to him expressionlessly, if he would never be teased by Gojo Satoru again Blushing, it must be because of the stupid things Gojo Satoru did.

When Wu read books and learned love words...why didn't he learn such knowledge that if there are too many love words, he will become numb?

Chihejing thought so.

Until they finally found a dessert.

A thick piece of wood lay across the water, and on the other side of the pool, there was an exquisite small box. They knew it, and that was the dessert they were looking for.

Chihejing glanced at the countdown timer in his hand, calculated the time, and thought it was enough time for them to find another one.

"Wu, let's go."

The wood is obviously used as a single-plank bridge. At first glance, there is a risk of falling into the pool, but it is not narrow, and an adult can stand firmly on it. Fall off the single-plank bridge.

Gojo Satoru walked in front, stretched his hands backward, and led Chihejing up the single-plank bridge.

When stepping on it, the wood swayed, making Chihejing's heart skip a beat, staring at the water at his feet a little nervously - even though he knew he wouldn't fall, but in this environment, it was inevitable that he would feel a little worried.

Gojo Satoru held Chihejing's hand tightly, "Don't be afraid, Jing-chan, I'm here."

"...Who's scared." Chihejing said in a low voice.

When they walked slowly and finally came to the opposite side, someone else's voice sounded behind them.

"Ah, we're late!" The woman's soft voice sounded, and she looked at the man beside her reproachfully, "It's all your fault, Chuan, I was delayed on the road for so long, and this dessert was preempted by others, so I'll look for it later." One copy would take a long time."

She looked at the two people on the other side of the pool with disgust in her eyes, "There are still two men."

"What kind of couple project are two men here? If you want to eat dessert, just go outside and buy it."

"Okay, okay, don't be angry." The man named "Chuan" hugged the woman's waist, coaxing in a warm voice, "Can I ask them to give you this dessert?"

Just as the man was about to walk onto the single-plank bridge, three more people appeared in the aisle behind him. Two boys were coaxing a girl who was about 20 years old, and the girl was crying out of breath.

"Aqiao, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my brother is here, you have chased away all ghosts." One of the tall and thin boys said.

"That's right, Ah Qiao, don't cry, we will protect you." Another person said, "Let's eat dessert, please, look, there is a portion ahead."

The man looked at Wujo Wu and Chihejing on the opposite side of the pool, and shouted, "Hey, can you give us that share, we can pay for it."

"They found it first, why are you doing this?" At this time, another pair of men and women appeared. They looked like high school students and wore similar uniforms. The girl couldn't help saying something when she heard the man say this.

so many people...

Chihejing and Gojo Satoru looked at each other, turned and walked towards the dessert, without answering them.

At the beginning, the man who said he was going to get on the bridge stepped on the single-plank bridge, and slowly moved forward amidst the cheers of the women.

And accidents always happen inadvertently.

Just when the man walked to the middle of the wood, the thick, unbreakable wood suddenly broke, and the man fell into the water with a cry of exclamation.

"Be careful—Chuan!"