Masahiro Akita

"Oda, what time is it?"

The rascal squeezed my hand and asked lazily.

"I don't know! See for yourself!"

I closed my eyes, unwilling to open them.

"Go get some breakfast, I'm hungry."

He held my hand all the time and didn't want to let go.

"Why don't you go! Usually you make breakfast!"

Withdrawing my hand, I lay on the bed, unwilling to get up.

"I was so excited last night, I didn't sleep well, and I'm still sleepy now!"

He started looking for the free hand, but I didn't let him

"You have the nerve to say it! You were talking in your sleep last night! It was so loud! I haven't slept well yet!"

He frowned, but his eyes still didn't open.

"Ah! What did I say?"

Unable to find the hand, he came and began to search my body.

"What a rat, what a mouse, and how can I give my name back!"

"Hey, don't touch me!"

I grabbed his fat hand, put it back on the bed, and interlocked my fingers, but I couldn't pull it out.

"Don't say anything else!"

My thumb rubbed back and forth on my fingers.

"No impression."

Being harassed by him like this, my thoughts are all messed up!

"Xiao Tian, ​​get up! Get up! It's almost eleven o'clock! You still have to go shopping with me in the afternoon!"

I don't know how long it took before he suddenly uttered a word! I don't know what happened, I was very sleepy today, so I reluctantly got up and walked into the bathroom slowly. This perverted rogue made me mad, and I was brushing my teeth He actually ran in to go to the bathroom! It stinks! It made me retch!

I prepared everything, it was already 11:30, I didn’t have breakfast, I just had it with lunch. I haven’t been to that fast food restaurant for a long time, the place where we used to work, so the rogue decided to go there for lunch and visit us by the way colleagues and store manager.

Xiaoxue is still so cheerful and generous, the toilet still can’t change the habit of eating stinky tofu, my colleagues have not changed, but the store manager is not as enthusiastic towards me as before, but his face is still full of smiles. Saying goodbye to KFC, let’s go shopping up the street.

Walking on the crowded street, the rogue always hooked my little finger secretly, and then pretended to be nonchalant. Every time at this time, I put aside his hand and gave him a hard look. I really don’t understand, Is it possible that people who study art are so different, and their thinking is so unique! The streets are full of people coming and going, if they are seen, two big boys will think we are idiots!

As soon as a vehicle passed by, the rogue would take my hand intentionally or unintentionally, as if I would be hit by a car again. And when I thought of what Xiaozhi said to me in the hospital that day, I felt uncomfortable! Fortunately, here It was very peaceful for a while, and my daily worries were gradually forgotten by me.

"Oda, what do you think of this pink one?"

He pointed to an Astro Boy T-shirt and said.

"Not good, too childish."

I answer truthfully.

"Oda, do you like the red one?"

This time it's Transformers!

"No, I don't like red. Don't buy it for me, I don't want it."

"No, if I say buy it, I will buy it! There are three articles in No. 30 of the "Handmaid Treaty", hire"

"Stop! Stop reading! Then you're done!"

I quickly interrupted him, he didn’t feel ashamed, but I did too! Anyway, I didn’t spend money, so let him buy it if I like it.

"Oda, this white one should be fine!"

N pieces were passed by me, the rogue obviously lost confidence in his aesthetics. I took a look. The pure white T-shirt, blue collar and cuffs, no pattern, very clean and simple.

"nice."

I nodded in satisfaction.

"Hey, you've got a fancy one!"

"Waiter, take two of these that we can wear."

"Why buy two of the same!"

"Because I like it too!"

"You were so bullish before that! Why didn't you buy it!"

"The previous ones are not as good as this one!"

"Excuse me, you and Ben are imitating me!"

"Haha, I just want to imitate you."

"Childish! Boring!"

I shopped around with the rogue all afternoon. I don’t know if he took the wrong medicine or got bugs in his head today, but he bought me a lot of things in big and small bags! There are a lot of jackets, shorts, and shoes. And it’s not enough! I don’t understand! There are such people in the world! Crazy! He must be crazy again!

This trip cost him a lot of money! Maybe the rogue saw my worry, he told me that he just opened the fund yesterday, so he can spend it properly. The flowers are over! Do people in the city live like this?

It was still early, and the rascal said he wanted to go to the movies. I didn’t object, it was all his consumption anyway, and it happened that I had never been to a movie theater before! Line up, buy tickets, and enter. The room was dark and quiet. The people inside Many, we sat down at the back, and along with the storm in the desert, a movie called "Painted Skin" started. Most of the seats in the theater were couples, and strange sounds could always be heard in the back from time to time, I got goosebumps hearing that!

The film is very exciting, the plot is also very touching, the portrayal of the characters and the inner world of the characters are performed very vividly by the actors! Several times when the heroine in the play was moved and wept bitterly, the rogue would be funny and hand over a tissue at this time .

In the story, for the sake of love, she acted so great, as long as his most beloved person can live well, she would rather choose to drink that glass of poisoned wine, she would rather turn herself into a monster, and she would rather be killed by everyone in the city. Beating and scolding, she would rather give her own life. Suddenly, I really want Fatty, he is like the hero in the story, and I am the goblin who eats people's hearts. I have told him my identity, told him He my sexual orientation, when I regain my memory one day and return to that home again, what will the fat man think of me?

"Oda."

Near the end of the movie, the rogue crept into my ear.

"What are you doing?"

I wiped my tears and my nose again. Then I rolled up a tissue.

"I want to hold you."

His mouth was very close to me, and there were so many people in the theater, yet he made such an unreasonable request!

"I want to hit you!"

A big snot paper was thrown in his face.

But after watching such a sincere love movie, hearing such a sentence suddenly made me feel warm in my heart. It's a pity that this fat man is full of nonsense. When we were working together in KFC, he always liked to talk like this I'm joking. If he said it sincerely, in the atmosphere just now, I might really give him a hug

It was already [-] o'clock in the evening when I got home, I took a shower, and I fell lazily on the bed.

"Put on all your clothes and show me how handsome you are!"

The rascal came out of the bathroom, wearing only a pair of shorts, and before he dried himself off, a drop of water slid down his chest.

"Well, it really is more handsome than before!"

According to his request, I changed into new clothes, and he nodded in satisfaction while stroking his fleshy chin.

"Don't take it off! Just dress like this, there's nothing to eat at home, let's go to the supermarket to buy something."

While talking, the fat man also got dressed, it was the new one he bought today!

"Can't you not go? I've been walking all afternoon, and I'm almost exhausted!"

I'm kidding, and I'm really tired.

"Impossible! I didn't say I was tired when I was so fat! How could you be tired! Go!"

The plan failed, and it seemed inevitable.

"Then you change your clothes and I'll go, don't wear the same clothes as me!"

I keep looking for reasons.

"No! Listen to you and listen to me! Are you disobedient? Are you going to turn against customers?"

I can guess what he's going to take next! Go ahead!

In the supermarket, there are two big boys, one in front of the other, I am in charge of pushing the cart, and he is in charge of taking food. The rogue took a lot of snacks, what, potato chips, biscuits, chocolate, milk, jelly, a lot of fish. I finally know him Why do you grow so fat? If you put so much food in your stomach, it’s no wonder you’re not fat! But I can’t bear the zhenzi stick, I can’t bear the big gift bag, and I can’t stand him even buying Shuangwaiwai! And it's two big boards! I really don't understand, such a big man is like a child! Worry, how can he be so childish! However, the rascal still didn't forget to buy a few fish. Haha, today There is fish to eat again tonight!

Including drinks, we bought four bags of food in total! I don’t know what he was thinking, but at the rate he spends money, it’s not enough to give him another two months’ salary!

"Oda, quickly take off your clothes!"

It was night when I returned to the rogue’s house, it was dark, and I was tired. I piled all the things I just bought into the refrigerator, and the refrigerator was full. I turned on the TV and sat down on the sofa. It's strange how the rogue doesn't look tired at all! After walking for a day, he is still so alive and energetic!

"What are you doing?"

I switched the channel to Mango TV, and there will be my favorite entertainment program "Happy Camp" soon.

"Don't ask, take off quickly."

He took out a bunch of drawing tools from the study, what the hell is he going to do!

"You cook today, want me to have a taste of your cooking, and check and accept the learning results of these days, hehe."

Bare-chested, he sat on the floor clumsily, gesturing randomly with his hands.

"oh."

I took off my shirt and threw it on the sofa, I changed into a vest and went into the kitchen.

What kind of dishes should I cook? I opened the refrigerator and looked around, so let’s make scrambled eggs with tomatoes and stewed mackerel with potatoes. I was in a hurry, and there was a lot of smoke! The rascal didn’t say help me, and he called him several times, but nothing happened!

"Dinner is ready~"

I took off my apron, put the dishes on the small dining table in the corner of the living room, and poured two large glasses of drinks. The color is really good, I wonder if the taste will be good too!

"Dang~dang~dang~dang~"

He was holding the white T-shirt I just took off, and on the back of the clothes he painted a big word "monkey"! The black paint actually used a brush to write the feeling of calligraphy. I was dumbfounded, my clothes! It’s just now After I bought it, I was ruined by him! There is such a big word printed on the back, how can I wear it! And I am not a monkey, and there is no monkey in my name. Why did he write the word "monkey" on my clothes? How about writing "autumn"! This idiot! I'm so mad!

"How about it, Oda, isn't it pretty?"

He shook the clothes in his hands again. He seemed very satisfied with his work.

"It's so beautiful! It's a nice piece of clothing, so I have to draw something! I just draw it, and I have to draw a monkey! I'm not a monkey! Why don't you paint it! Why don't you paint it on your own clothes!"

I complained to him. However, Ping Liangxin said that the calligraphy and painting are very good.

"I drew mine too, look!"

Looking in the direction of his finger, uh, I lost, he really drew it! A big bear character! It still tastes like Chinese calligraphy! I am completely speechless, why is it an animal again! Could it be that the animal world is popular this year? But look at him This figure really looks like a bear!

The dinner was a failure. The scrambled eggs with tomatoes were too sweet, and the stewed mackerel with potatoes was too salty! I barely ate half a bowl of rice. The rogue actually ate two bowls in one go! He also praised my cooking Can’t stop talking! It’s completely confusing! I didn’t expect people to be strange, but his tongue is even more strange! After dinner, we leaned on the sofa and we watched TV. He went to the refrigerator and took two bottles of Shuangwaiwai, one person I didn't ask for a bottle, and he drank it all.

The TV show is very funny, but there are too many commercials. But I am not idle. I go to wash the dishes, wipe the table, back and forth, not a minute is wasted.

One rainy afternoon, a young man didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth. His rampant words and disdainful tone offended the heaven and angered God. In order to punish his frivolity, God confiscated his memory and sent him to hell. The young man got A lesson, he repented of his ignorance at the beginning. When he drank the bowl of Mengpo soup without forgetting, it was too late.

When I am in a daze, I always like to think wildly. I imagine that I am that young man who came to the world in this life and retrieved the memories of the past. But things are not as smooth as I imagined. I can’t do anything. I always feel that he is by my side, but And refused to appear from time to time. Time passed day by day, wandering between expectations and despair again and again.Apart from going to the square and cleaning up the not-so-dirty house at home, the rest of the time can only be spent playing on the computer.

"Okay! Are you lazy when I'm not at home? I caught you today!"

I was playing a computer game when the rogue came over and slapped my shoulder, scaring me half to death. I checked the time, it was only two o'clock!

"Why did you come back so early!"

Maybe it was because I was too involved in playing just now, I didn't notice such a big living person!

"Come back and get the USB flash drive Dungeon and Warriors! Why are you still playing online games!"

I kicked a big octopus into the sky with a BBQ move. The rogue stared straight at the computer screen, and pressed his two fat hands on my shoulders, making me unable to straighten up!

"I have cleaned the house, and I am idle anyway."

Wow! So lucky! A green outfit exploded!

"Don't play online games for a long time, it will hurt your body."

He grabbed the mouse and returned to the character interface.

"What are you doing!"

I asked worriedly.

"Hey, delete the game."

He was half-joking, half-seriously saying that he would not really want to delete the character!

"Hey! Hey! Don't delete it! Don't delete it! It's hard to get to level 40!"

"Haha, no, delete it."

The two of us fought fiercely for the mouse, but I was not as strong as him, so I couldn't grab him.

'Delete role', 'OK to delete'

"Hey! Don't delete it!"

I was excited, dodged the mouse, and accidentally clicked the right button, the character was deleted successfully! There was no movement in the room for a moment, the rogue was full of surprise, maybe he didn't expect that I would delete the game by mistake. I was really angry, Without saying a word, I walked out of the room, took out a rag, and wiped the floor.

Because of this incident, I didn't talk to the rogue for several days. Later, he didn't care about me playing computer games anymore, and I reluctantly forgave him. Although I was just a servant in the rogue's house, objectively speaking, he was really good to me, It’s just that he’s a little unreasonable occasionally, but at other times, he still takes good care of me. Rather than being a male servant, he’s half a servant and half a master. And sometimes the rascal treats me too well, and I really accept it No. I’m holding a new black mobile phone in my hand. It was given to me by the rogue yesterday. He said that if I get lost outside, I can call him for help. He also said that it was to celebrate the [-]th day of knowing me. Memorial. What a boring reason, he still remembers this kind of thing!I really don't want such an expensive gift, and I have no reason to want it. But the rascal said that if I don't accept it, it will be a breach of contract, and I will extend my period as a male servant. I have to reluctantly accept it. Although I have never seen it His parents, but I guess his family must be very rich! Otherwise, he would not have bought a mobile phone for a servant so freely. Holding the mobile phone, I looked and looked, and suddenly wanted to call home, thinking Listen to the voice of the fat man. But there is no phone at home, and the fat man does not have a mobile phone. How can I hear his voice? There is one at Uncle Li's house. The fat man should be there at this time. Maybe the fat man will answer it!I tried my best to recall the series of numbers, and broadcast them anxiously. The call went through!

"Beep~" sounded.

"Beep~" sounded twice.

"Beep~" three times.

I meditate in my heart, and every time I hear it, my heart tightens even more.

"Hello."

Hanhan’s voice came from the other end of the phone! It’s Fatty! He really answered the phone! It’s such a familiar voice! Although I can hear a little tired and hoarse, but only a few short words, I can be sure That is Fatty! But although the voice is very close, it is far, far away from me. The heartbeat suddenly seemed to have just run 3000 meters, and the lips moved and moved next to the phone, but he didn't have the courage to say a word!

"Hello? Are you looking for Li Changmin?"

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, the fat man asked again.

After more than three months, when I heard this voice again, thoughts rushed to my heart like a flood.

"Hello? If you don't talk anymore, I'll hang up!"

Leaning blankly on the door frame of the bedroom, still did not speak. Suddenly remembered a song. "I just can't open my mouth to let her know, I can't do a few simple words, my whole heart is hanging in the air, I can only go far away Look, I can do all of these things, but that person is no longer me~"

I thought it would be joy to hear this voice, but I didn't expect that there is more sadness and discomfort hidden behind the joy.

"I'm really hung up!"

After a few seconds, he spoke again, feeling that the fat man's words were still so stupid, so stupid. A busy tone passed, and the fat man hung up the phone, hung up on the concern, and hung up on the question I wanted to say but dared not to say.

Close your eyes, and the simple words that Fatty just said played back in your ears, echoed in your ears for a long time, and you can't forget them for a long time