a bear is following me

"Hey, Xiao Chen, the sun is drying your ass!"

A ray of sunshine hit my face, it seems that today is another damn sunny day!Closing eyes, lying on the bed, wearing a pair of underwear, changing sleeping positions back and forth, the word "big", the word "person", the letter "K", the letter "W", forget about W... Anyway, I just don't want to get up!If a person is in a bad mood, even if he finds money on the ground, he may not be happy, and if he is unlucky, even if he finds money, it may not be real money... And at this moment, I am just a person who is not in a good mood. Well, unlucky man again!Blame that damned fat man named Xiong Bo!On the second day after he cheated on me, I was fired from the store. After thinking about it, I couldn't figure it out. Even if I was really complained by a customer, I wouldn't be fired!That's what he did!It doesn't make sense, what a great enmity, in the end, I still blamed him. If it wasn't for him, I definitely wouldn't have been fired!Hey, it's so uncomfortable to not have a job!

"Get up! How lazy are you? Just looking for a job in your state? Who dares to use you!"

"Hey! Brother Liu! Brother! Get up, get up now!"

Opening the curtain, brother Liu's big hands hit my crotch directly!This move was too ruthless, and I wore it directly as if someone had stepped on my tail.

"That's right, hurry up and wash up, let's eat!"

I have to say that Brother Liu is really a good person. Without him, I might really not be able to survive these days and give up and go home.I told Brother Liu early about losing my job. I stayed in the house for two days and didn’t go anywhere. , he cooks delicious food in a different way every day, and eats meat every time, but he takes advantage of others' short hands and eats others' short mouths, and owes them too much, no matter how thick-skinned he is, there must be a limit!

"Brother Liu, I eat your food every day, and I don't have the money to pay for it!"

Peeing while brushing my teeth is my special skill!

"It's all small money, you don't need to pay, brother pleases you."

Brother Liu said in an unnatural tone, and it seemed that something was wrong!

"Brother Liu, I've noticed that you've been a little strange recently, and your speech and behavior are a little strange!"

Putting on my pants and walking out of the bathroom, I expressed my doubts.

"Who, who said that, my brother recently won the lottery and has money!"

After hesitating, Brother Liu turned to serve the rice.

"Who would believe it, could it be? Could it be that you secretly took my nude photos and sold them for money?"

I took the bowl from Brother Liu, and I joked.

"Nonsense, a fat body, who will buy it, eat it!"

Brother Liu took a brain shot, and I took it directly.

After a short chat, my mood improved a lot, and I regained a lot of confidence. I decided to look for a job tomorrow. I don't believe that I, a man of several feet, can be defeated by such setbacks?And I suspect that Brother Liu is not normal recently, and there is another biggest reason, that is playing games, and the car does not like to go out. Basically, two days out of the car, I have to take a day off to play games. Brother Liu also played before, but only at night. It's not like it is now, no, I won't drive today again!Regarding this phenomenon, I don't bother to talk about it, and I don't listen to me anyway. Could it be that I really won the lottery?

"Xiao Chen, I'm fine today anyway. I just left the new area. I'll rebuild a trumpet and we'll play together."

As for the League of Legends game, of course I know that the most popular battle tower demolition game is currently played by more than half of the Internet users in Internet cafes. I played it for a while when I was in college, but because I played it too badly, no one liked to follow it. If I play, I will stop playing.

"Brother Liu, you'll regret it! I'm a sucker!"

Turn on the computer, fortunately the game is not deleted

"Don't worry, I will take you super god to fly with you."

"This……"

After updating the game and creating an account, Brother Liu named it "Return My Wife and Children".Uh, goosebumps fell all over the floor in an instant!What's too much is that he actually asked me to be similar to him!Pit father ah!What the hell is this name!Successfully registered once!Bright mental retardation, isn't there!Finally, I thought of a name that I like very much, "Xiong Bo is a dog", I am very satisfied with this name, when Brother Liu asked who is Xiong Bo, I told him that it was a dog...

"Xiao Chen, you're running away in the team battle, you're a piece of meat, you have to wait for death at the front!"

"Nonsense, the last team battle, I was the first to go up, and you all ran away!"

"..."

"It's been said that there is an ambush in the grass, you must believe it!"

"How did I know that the grass is so small that three people can be hidden!"

"..."

"Brother Liu, the three of them scolded me, you help me scold them!"

"Look at your 0-15 record. If I didn't know you, I would scold you too."

"..."

In the end, we played the game at home for a day. In general, we won more than we lost, but as long as we lost, he would blame me. Although I didn’t play well, I have confidence. With my IQ, I will bid farewell to the pit. Going beyond "return my wife and children" is just around the corner!