a bear is following me

"Pervert, you sign here, and we will live in peace from now on!"

It was nearly eleven o'clock in the evening, and the "Water Margin" that took me ten hours was finally sorted out. I took it to Xiong Bo, who was playing games in the living room, and asked him to sign it.

"what?"

It wasn't until EZ, who was wearing the skin of the future soldier in the game, returned to the city safely, that he took a look at the regulation manual I made with a stapler.

But just now his operation was simply too beautiful!Three-on-one, residual blood EZ flies a kite against the sky, shows two people dead, and the other flees. EZ calmly turns around and a big move blind-scanning robot, triple_kill appears gorgeously on the screen, and the exciting voice reminds me of it, I can't help it Swallowing my saliva, my highest record is just a double kill, and it was only with his help that I got my wish!If I knew it, I would have recorded it with my phone!

"The Handbook of the Regulations on Co-tenancy and Peaceful Coexistence of Houses. I just finished it. I'll read it to you. You can play with yourself, but you have to sign it first, and I have already signed it."

When I came back to my senses, I hurriedly explained it to him. I was afraid of delaying his supernatural power. I decided to read it from beginning to end. Seeing him signing his name below in a daze, a big stone in my heart finally fell. down.

"First, without the other party's permission, you are not allowed to enter the other party's room without permission.

Second, pets are not allowed to be taken out of one's own room, except for going out for a stroll. "

"Third, it must not affect the other party's work, rest and daily life."

"Fourth, don't peep at each other's privacy, including taking a bath or sleeping."

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"No.40 three, don't be obsessed with each other."

"No. 40..."

"Stop, brother, you stop first, and you let me win this ranking first, okay?"

Before finishing half of the reading, looking at the team led by Xiong Bo, after the second team battle was wiped out, he finally couldn't help interrupting me.

"One hundred and seventh..."

"One hundred and eighth, you must not intentionally have physical contact with the other party.

A total of [-] articles, one violation, warning, two violations, serious warning, three or more punishments of fifty sit-ups each time, if you do not obey, you will be struck by lightning five times in the sky, you will die badly, and you will never die Turn over and become a dog without parents forever in the eyes of the other party!

Signatories: Chen Wen, Xiong Bo. "

Until Xiong Bo won this round with difficulty, until I finished reading all the contents of the manual, Xiong Bo looked at me with dull eyes, about to cry without tears. Seeing him hesitate to speak, I felt extremely happy inside.

"I shouldn't have signed it just now!"

Sitting on a chair in the living room, he scratched his hair angrily.

"If you behave well, you can reduce your punishment!"

I felt that the regulations I made were indeed unfair to him, so I decided to relax the policy.

"How do you perform well?"

Seems to have seen hope, he looked at me expectantly.

"For example, invite me to eat chicken wings, or take me to play qualifying."

I said cheekily.

"OK, give me five!"

Big Bear reluctantly said with a smile on his face.

"Five, your sister, five!"

"Eh? Are you scolding me? It's not allowed to scold the other party in the rules! I just heard it!"

"Uh, today doesn't count, start tomorrow!"

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"Hey! Chen Wen, go back! Who told you to run out!"

"Chen Wen? Damn, your dog's name is Chen Wen! You actually violated two rules! Dogs can't leave your house! And you humiliated me!"

"No, it's not called Chen Wen, uh, well, didn't you say that today doesn't count, start from tomorrow?"

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"Who told you, you entered my house, get out!"

"Hey, be good, I'll just stay for a while, my room doesn't have air-conditioning, it's going to kill me, cool off and leave!"

"Damn, you pervert, you reacted again!"

"I don't! I'm that size!"

"Get out, do you think I'm stupid! Get out of here quickly!"

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"Your sister's Xiong Bo! Are you obsessed with me! You shameless!"

"I do not have!"

"Then why is the bathroom full of the smell of little white tadpoles?"

"Oh... I just came here to do laundry, and the newly bought laundry detergent smells like that..."

"Go away, you liar! It's already past twelve o'clock, and the regulations have come into effect. Xiong Bo warns once!"

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