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"Brother, can you cut the pork into slices for me? I have never used a knife before, and I am afraid that I will cut it with my hands when I go home. Thank you."

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"Auntie, can you break the roast chicken for me, I can't break it, thank you."

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"Sister, can you clean up the fish for me, I don't want to kill the fish, thank you."

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"Boss, how much does this green one cost?"

"Young man, this is broccoli, and it costs eight yuan a catty."

"How much is that broccoli?"

"About a catty."

"Then can you give me a little pepper?"

"Can"

"Thank you boss! Give me eight yuan."

"That's a lot, it's nine yuan!"

"Oh, thank you, thank you."

After deliberating over and over at home for a long time, I finally decided to cook by myself and cook a few dishes for Brother Liu. Only then did I show my intentions. I usually eat him, and I have to pay back.

Just do what you say, because I don’t know how to cook, I searched the Internet for a long time, and finally selected a few dishes that I thought would be delicious and not too difficult.Well, I admit that I chose them because these photos are more appetizing.After remembering the ingredients needed, I set off with confidence like the brat in "Where Are We Going, Dad?"

When I came back, I was carrying vegetables in both hands. Just now, I felt that there were novelties everywhere in the vegetable market. There were all kinds of things, mixed with various flavors, various hawkers, and people came and went. At best, it's lively, making me want to buy a little of everything. This is my first time shopping for vegetables!

When I got home, Brother Liu had already woken up. Seeing that I bought so many dishes, he was a little confused about the situation. I told him that it was my birthday today, and I would cook a few dishes for him in person. Brother Liu was full of disbelief. Looking at me, it seems that I have become a creature that humans have never seen before!Almost forgot to wish me happy birthday.

I asked Brother Liu to play games for a while, call him when the food is ready, and promised to give him some surprises later.

According to the tutorials on the Internet, I struggled to finish the dishes, and I still had to call Brother Liu to help me a few times, such as how to light the fire, such as which bottle of soy sauce and which box of monosodium glutamate.I feel that cooking is a very painful thing, because I am in a hurry all the time, and I am sweating profusely in just a short while.

"Dinner is ready, Brother Liu!"

Serving the dishes one by one on the table and picking up a bottle of wine, I feel a sense of accomplishment in my heart at this moment!Cooking for the first time in my life!And the aroma wafting from the dish is quite like that!Although the color is a bit off, I am confident that the taste will be good!Do I really have the potential to be a chef?There was an inexplicable little excitement, why am I so smart!Once you learn it, you will!

Looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, meat in a pot, stewed fish, cold broccoli, roast chicken, fruit soup, every dish has my heart and soul in it!

"Xiao Chen, are you sure you cooked this dish?"

After closing the game, Brother Liu came over and looked at the dishes on the table. Brother Liu looked at me in disbelief.

"Brother Liu, I dedicate my first time to you!"

After listening to me, brother Liu just took a sip of beer and sprayed it all over my face!He hurried to the bathroom and washed his face.Damn, Brother Liu, he has no sense of humor...

"Xiao Chen, why is there no rice?"

"I don't know how to cook. I happened to see steamed buns in the vegetable market, so I bought them."

"Brother, this is not a steamed bun, this is a bean bun!"

"Really? I thought it was steamed buns, show me!"

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"I said Xiao Chen, is this braised pedal fish you made? I have never eaten braised pedal fish before!"

"I don't know what kind of fish this is, Brother Liu, hurry up and try my craft!"

"I'm going! Why is it so fishy! There is no other smell at all, Xiao Chen, did you put other ingredients?"

"I think I let it go."

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"I'm going to Xiao Chen! Why is your pot-packed meat bitter! It's bitter and salty! How much salt did you put in!"

"Oops, when I was making it, I was afraid that the oil would splash on me. In a hurry, I might have put sugar in it as salt!"

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"Xiao Chen! This broccoli is so salty!"

"Oh, it said on the Internet that you need to add oil, but I didn't see it in the kitchen, so I added soy sauce twice."

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"Brother Liu, which dish do you think is the best? Tell me!"

"The grilled chicken is okay, and there are canned fruits. Only these two can be eaten. You can't eat anything you make!"

"This... Brother Liu, that's not canned fruit! It's fruit soup!"

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"Xiao Chen, I swear, I will never let you cook in the future! How can I surprise me! I'm just shocked! So many things have been ruined by you!"

In the end, it seemed that there were four dishes and one soup, but in fact we only ate one dish, one soup and one peanut. The peanuts were the ones that Brother Liu drank, so there was nothing to drink.

Full of wine and food, Brother Liu said to me with a mournful face.

In fact, I don't want to either!How did I know that cooking with such confidence turned out to be dark dishes!How can I make the dishes delicious?It's too difficult!

"Xiao Chen, what's the matter with this big carrot and a little pepper in the kitchen?"

Brother Liu cleaned up the dishes after the meal, and I ran to the house to play games, haha, I finally had a chance to not have to wash the dishes!

"Oh, I thought it looked pretty, so I bought it back."

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"Xiao Chen, I suddenly had an idea. I don't know if I should say it or not."

"It's okay, Brother Liu, tell me, I have a thick skin."

"I want to rent your room to someone else."

"Brother, I will never cook again, I promise!"

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