a bear is following me

"Hey, fat man, give it to the city lord of the Forbidden City, and keep it safe!"

what's the situation!What the hell is this place!Where did this guy come from!And what city do you want to enter!What happened to the box in my hand?Return the city lord?Is there something wrong with this man?

"Hey, brother, who are you? Where is this? What is in my hand?"

"There is no time, this is a bomb, it will explode as long as it shakes, be careful all the way, goodbye..."

bomb! ?Are you kidding me, huh?Why can't I move my hands!What are you doing!

"Hey, don't go! Hey, hey"

I rely on!gone?time travel?Task?running man?

"Ding bell... ding bell..."

It's over, is this ghost thing really going to explode?

"Ah~ Don't make trouble! Ah~"

"Dingling...Ding Ling..."

He jumped up from the bed in a panic, the phone in his hand was still ringing, he was scared to death, fortunately it was a dream, but this dream was too ridiculous!

I glanced at my phone, why did I set the alarm clock?Damn, I almost forgot about the interview today, and it seemed that I was going to be late, so I hurried to the bathroom and stopped the water? !No matter what, I didn't care about eating, put on my clothes quickly, and rushed straight to my destination.

The journey went smoothly, the only thing that made me feel bad was that people around me always looked at me strangely, maybe there was shit on my face!Hey, the water was cut off this morning, maybe there really is...eye mucus...it doesn't matter, just pick it up...

Seeing the eye-catching building in the distance, I finally caught up with it. By the way, this is my first interview, and I feel nervous unconsciously, and I don’t know if I can do it...

In the building, on both sides of the long corridor, occasionally a few busy figures, and a few small oil paintings hanging on the wall, have a very small and fresh feeling, which somewhat relaxes my nervous mood, and until it is my turn Before I went in, everyone present looked at me with a strange expression, which nothing more than catalyzed my nervousness.The palm of the hand is slightly wet, um, don't worry about it, let's fight!

"Dangdang"

"Enter!"

"Hi sir"

After politely knocking on the door twice, I walked into the room and put the resume I prepared last night on the table. During the whole process, this guy didn't even look up at me, and there was a tablet computer on the table! The Walking Dead?What the hell is this man doing?Is this company reliable?

"Introduce yourself"

Flipping around casually, he finally raised his head and glanced at me, and after just one glance, he immediately looked straight at me in surprise, his expression changed instantly, I was a little dazed, he was holding back, was he holding back?I'm holding back my laughter!

"Pfft~hahahaha"

Damn, this man really laughed!I look funny?It's just a little fatter, a little cute, and a little smaller eyes!As for it!It's not my fault, embarrassing...

"Fatty, did you deliberately design this mosquito on your face?"

Fatty?Brother, you look fatter than me, you say I'm fat?What do you mean!laugh at?Wait, no, he said mosquitoes?mosquito! NO! ! !Last night, "Little Black", it must be, it was shot to death by me, it died on my face, I didn't know it, and I searched the house for so long, and I was so idiot ashamed all the way , and no one told me the truth until now!This...I...I want to cry so much, I really want to fly down from the window here, no matter how many floors it is!

"Just take a piece of paper, are you willing to come to the interview?"

Quickly get "Xiao Hei" off my face, I just stared at him stupidly, I swear, I will kill all the mosquitoes in the house when I go back today!Torn corpses into pieces! !It wasn't until he said another sentence that I came back to my senses.Yes, I still have my graduation certificate at home, what should I do?

"Also, what are you wearing? Playing baseball? How can you be so weird! Your name is Chen Wen? Are you a pig?"

Enough, that look of mocking contempt, what happened to the baseball shirt?What happened to the baseball cap?I just love it!With a lofty appearance, a simple and honest face to deceive the public, and a mouth full of belittling words, how is it like an interviewer!Ghosts would be willing to work here...

"Sorry, I'm not a pig!"

I rushed forward to take my resume, and gave him a hard look. Today must be a bad day. I decided that I must leave this unlucky place and this annoying guy. My anger is almost full! .

"Hey! Fatty, I suddenly have a new position to be my secretary, and I will reward you with a chance."

Seeing that I was about to leave, he smiled playfully, as if looking at a clown.secretary?Let me be his secretary?To hell with it!Am I really an idiot?But what is this person's identity, even with a secretary?He looks only two or three years older than me!What the hell, I have to get out of here quickly, it's so depressing, it's all a nightmare!

"My lord, I don't care too much, stinky fat pig! It's amazing to have a few broken coins! What are you dragging! Take care of yourself first! Brain!"

The moment before I walked out of the room, I told him my most heartfelt answer. Seeing his reaction after hearing that, and then blushing, I felt extremely refreshed. Haha, the embarrassment this morning was worth it!

"Also, the protagonist's wife was shot to death by her son after giving birth, and the prison fell into the ground. There is no safe zone at all, idiot"

Suddenly thought of something, turned around, opened the door and said again, spoiler or something, I like it the most...

"You! You bastard!"

He closed the door firmly again, dismissing his words at all, and quickly turned over this unpleasant half day, the sun outside the building was bright, touching his growling stomach, rushing to lose face in the morning, too late to eat, and now It's time to treat my stomach, I patted my flat wallet, hey, let's eat some fire with mineral water, stick to brother Liu's until night...