a bear is following me

"Ah~ No way! Don't do this! Don't! I can't take it anymore, ah~~ah!"

I opened my eyes suddenly, sweating profusely, and looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was almost eleven o'clock at noon!

"Brother Liu...Brother Liu?"

My head hurts a bit, my mouth is dry, I just yelled twice, but no one responded, and there was no snoring, it seems that I should have left the car.Looking at myself, I smiled wryly, I didn't even take off my clothes when I went to bed last night.

Trying to recall the dream just now, I was startled, a fuzzy fat face, a big fat hand forcibly helping me jerk off?Depend on!What a dream!So weird!How could I have such a dream! ?

Rubbing my eyes, a piece of clothing I had never seen appeared in my hand, and my brain paused for a few seconds...

"what!!!"

I yelled out in shock.The scene that happened last night was like a hungry tiger finding a large piece of fresh beef, and it was crazily eroding my brain!At this time, I was fully awake and immediately became unconscious again, because the unbelievable incident last night was actually true! ?There is an urge to cry, but I can't figure it out anyway, why is that?robbery?Forced kiss!The first kiss is gone?I don't even know who I gave it to?I'm not even sure if it was a human being who kissed me, or an orangutan, and I've begun to never forgive myself... Keep it secret, keep it secret, state-level secret!In this world, I can't imagine anything more ridiculous and embarrassing than this one. If someone finds out, I will die!

Picking up the phone with only 4% battery left, there were seven or eight missed calls and three missed text messages on it.

Brother Liu and Xiaoyu made the calls.And the first text message was from Brother Liu, telling me that he had accepted a big job and was going on a long-distance trip outside the city, and it would take about four or five days before he came back. (I guess I was drinking high at Xiaoyu's house at that time, and I didn't hear it at all...) There are instant noodles in the refrigerator, so I can get them myself when I am hungry.

The second text message was sent by Xiaoyu, let me see the text message and call him back.I casually told him that I was still alive, and based on what he knew about me, it was a sign of his safety.Until this third article...

"what!!!"

I couldn't help screaming again.I almost dropped my phone on the ground!Because the person who sent the message was the strange number who reminded me to bring my work clothes last time. The content of the text message is as follows: "I am also very sorry for what happened during the day. I hope you will not be discouraged. If you lose your job, you can find it again. If you lose your confidence, think about it." It won't be so easy to find it back. By the way, last night you... I saw..."

I'm going crazy, I'm really going crazy, I'm just an ordinary person, my brain really can't take so many blows!Hell-like things happened one after another, cheating!Novel is not so nonsense!

It feels like tens of thousands of brain cells are being sent to death like moths to a flame. I can't figure out what is going on and why?As if he knew everything about me, this feeling of being naked for people to watch is really uncomfortable. Could it be that there are really ghosts in this world?Embarrassed, I just said that the first kiss must be kept a secret, why was it discovered so quickly!What kind of joke is this!Even dreams are not so fake!

"who are you?"

With [-] reasons, I took back my lost cell phone and sent him a message tremblingly.

"I am God who can see everything"

Ten seconds later, the other party replied to the text message. At this moment, I can no longer use any words to describe my mood. My outlook on life, values, and world outlook have been completely destroyed!Taking a deep breath, I closed my eyes to keep myself from thinking wildly, and hypnotized myself that none of this is real, it's all hallucinations!

This method is quite effective. After calming down a bit, my stomach is already croaking, and I am ready to take a bath and eat, but when I took off my shorts to reveal my underwear, I...

"what!!!"

I screamed again.

The dream just now?I rely on!horse racing?I even ran a horse!And don't know it at all!What a joke!drunk!What a shame!Is today is April Fool's Day!But could he have seen it too?Then I can really die!

"wet dream?"

At this time, the text message on the phone rang again as if it could read my mind. Seeing the above two words, I seemed to see Sadako smiling at me, and I stumbled like crazy to the bathroom.

No!None of this is true!let me die!

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