a bear is following me

"Xiao Chen, your friends are all quite fat!"

"Brother Liu, stop making trouble, you're not skinny either!"

Full of wine and food, with "bones", I went out for a walk with Brother Liu. In order to give Xinyuan Xiaoyu a better chance to be alone, I also sent Big Bear away so that he could go out and buy delicious food. Walking downstairs in the community, I chatted with the original owner of the house.

"You are all bears. In fact, Brother Liu knows a little bit. I know everything. It's okay, it's pretty good."

Walking to a secluded place, Brother Liu suddenly spoke again. I was taken aback for a moment and stopped.

"Brother Liu, what are you talking about, stop making trouble, why can't I understand?"

I pretended to be stupid and responded, I don’t think so, Brother Liu is such a carefree person, how could he know this, even I am such a smart person, I have only known this circle for more than half a year.I thought it would be better for Brother Liu not to know, what if the house is not rented to us.

"Don't pretend to be Xiao Chen, we've lived together for quite a while, even if Brother Liu doesn't know his ex-wife, it's impossible not to know you, you little idiot."

What brother Liu said made me a little embarrassed. My ex-wife doesn't know me, but also understands me?What the hell?I'm so easy to understand?I am transparent?What a joke!I am a mysterious existence!Brother Liu, can we still play happily together?You say that so embarrassing me!But by the way, Brother Liu really knows that we are the same?Depend on!He still ate so deliciously that night?Wouldn't a straight guy be disgusted to see a bunch of gay friends?

"Ah, Brother Liu, look, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight?"

Reluctantly, I can only resort to my nirvana and forcibly change the subject. This move is perfect in my heart, and no one can crack it.

"This circle is very messy. In fact, Xiao Bo is a very nice person. I can see that he really likes you. You should cherish it, Xiao Chen. You are a good boy so don't be polluted by this circle!"

OK, good boy?The circle is messy?Jane, cherish?I go!What is the situation?Who is this Brother Liu?Why does it feel like he knows more than me!No way!Could it be that!Brother Liu...

Suddenly a white light passed through, and I seemed to notice something. Could it be that Brother Liu is Brother Mystery? !Think about the first time I texted with me, telling me that I forgot to bring my work clothes, and then Brother Liu pretended to be asleep to mislead me, and when it was my birthday, there was no one else at all, it was a play written and directed by him, In fact, the gift was given by him, that's right, only brother Liu will know everything about me!It must be Brother Liu!But why did Brother Liu do this?

"Brother Liu, oh no, Brother Mystery! I finally found you!"

Anyway, this important discovery still made me feel like a famous Detective Conan. Although my figure is more like Dr. A Li, but that's not important. The important thing is that I finally saw Brother Mystery himself!Right now I have a hundred thousand whys I want to ask.

"What mysterious brother? Xiao Chen, what are you talking about?"

Brother Liu's ignorance made me feel very funny, as if he knew who the murderer was, but he was acting next to you as if it wasn't me or me.At this moment, I couldn't control the pride in my heart, so I took out my mobile phone and wrote a text message with the content "HI, brother Liu, stop pretending, you have been exposed, don't you feel embarrassed at this moment? Hahaha!" , thinking that brother Liu's cell phone would ring, but it didn't, thinking that brother Liu was really better at it, and even used mute!

"Hey, Mom, I'll be back in a while, um... um... ok..."

Brother Liu's cell phone rang suddenly, and I was a little confused at the moment, didn't Brother Liu mute it?Why can I still hear my phone ringing?Why? !No, this is another mobile phone. I also have this mobile phone number. I almost got caught in it. Brother Liu is indeed a master, and his acting skills are also superb. He actually misled me!Fortunately, I am smart, so dangerous!

"Brother Liu? Is that your landlord? Chen Wen, you idiot! You killed me! And how could I be a mortal? Well, I'm busy now, so let's not talk about it."

I was still proud of my brilliance, until a text message rang, and it was recovered by Brother Mystery. I was completely dumbfounded after just one glance at the content.Brother Liu's actions have been in my sight all the time, it is impossible for him to send such a long text message, isn't Brother Liu a mysterious brother?Depend on!So what is the set of confidence I just had?Monkey?I went!I lost my face at home!And why did the real mysterious brother say he was killed by me?Is it because the identity of the mysterious brother cannot be exposed by others?And I was exposed just now?It's over!what to do!What should I do!

"Brother Liu, I was sleepwalking just now, I was talking nonsense just now! I'm awake now, let's go back!"

In desperation, I can only do this, I hope Brother Liu can believe it!But believe me!Brother Liu is not "Neng Neng"!No idiot would believe it!

"What did I say? I kept saying something I couldn't understand. Hey, I'll go back."

I rely on!Brother Liu actually believed it?idiot……

"Actually, you will encounter many setbacks in life...Xiao Chen, you are back!"

When I came back, Xiaoyu was still talking to Xinyuan, and I was taken aback.Talk about life?And it seems that there are a few more wine bottles on their table!Have a drink?common topic?Bosom friend?Looking at Xin Yuan's flushed little face, even if he is allergic to alcohol, he still needs to drink for the sake of his male god?I can't help but smile knowingly, this is very good, it seems that there is something to be done, but I know Xiaoyu too well, he is very stubborn, your fat brother can only do this, the next step depends on your own strength!

Afterwards, Da Xiong came back with Neng Neng and a big bag of snacks, feeling like he was going crazy in that state.Because Brother Liu was in a hurry to go home, Xin Yuan and Xiao Yu followed him out of time, and the party ended in such a lively manner.

"Chen Wen! You little bastard! It's all a good job you arranged for me! I'm almost killed by Neng Neng! I can cry so much!"

"I, how did I know this would happen, didn't you buy delicious food!"

"Come on! Do you want to pee and feed me? Thanks to the waiter in the supermarket, do you know how embarrassing I was just now!"

"I, I was ashamed just now. Let's make it even."

"It's your sister! Hurry up and wash the dishes, don't expect me to wash for you tonight!"

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