lonely three people

I have been working for ten years, and the first time I asked for leave was in 2009, because Mushan threatened me with two train tickets to Beijing.

In mid-June 2012, I finally took leave of absence for the second time in my life. There was no personal reason for taking this leave, and it wasn’t because Cheng Yang came back, but I had to ask for it, and it took three days to ask for it, because it was a monkey who wanted to get married. La.This slut chooses to get married on a working day, and it’s not an auspicious day. He has only one purpose. He said it depends on whether I will ask for a vacation for him. He knows that I never go to social parties, whether it’s a classmate or a colleague’s wedding. I have to see if the brotherly relationship has any weight. I gave him a month's salary as a red envelope, but he treated me like this. He made a joke about such a big thing as getting married and booked a special day just to test me.

I swear that in the future, whoever asks me to blow up balloons for wedding props, I will fight him desperately. I blow up hundreds of red and purple balloons by myself. Both gills hurt after blowing up all morning. No, it’s my face. It hurts, but at noon a little girl asked me for a balloon to play with, and said to me, "Uncle, you can use a special pump to blow up balloons." After I asked many times, I really had this thing, but the monkey forgot it in the car backup in the box.

My father, who is most afraid of monkeys, would put his arms around my shoulders every time he saw me and said earnestly, "Xiang Xiang, the boss is not young, it's time to get married. When I was your age... Fang Xiang, you are thirty! Your father is five More than ten?" I said, uncle, I have asked this question every time, and I have answered it countless times. I am the same age as you and belong to the tiger.

I am not only responsible for all kinds of preparatory work for the monkey wedding, but also a sacred and arduous task. The monkey appointed me as the host of his wedding. I refused, but later I couldn't stand it. He said that I have an aura, a typhoon, etc... Maybe it was a boast, so I was a little bit flustered, so I accepted the monkey and his family. entrust.I was planning to find some gorgeous and dazzling lines that could be used online, but the monkey disagreed and insisted that I improvise. He said what he wanted was a unique wedding. I found out later that this The boy asked me to be the host purely for the sake of comedy, and I got on the thief ship out of nowhere, and my reputation was ruined, so the monkey spirit monkey spirit is talking about him.

On the day of the wedding, I got up before dawn at four o'clock. I put on the suit I planned to show Cheng Yang, and the tie I put on in front of the mirror. I was quite satisfied with it for the first time.But looking at myself in the mirror, I was in a daze, and for a moment, I realized that I looked like Mushan in the mirror... It was just a moment of trance.Wasn’t Lin Mushan just dressed in a suit and tie back then? Am I living more and more like him or did he subtly change me early on? Anyway, one thing is for sure, many Mushan in the future will be me role model to learn from.

When I got downstairs to Monkey's house, an old lady who was doing morning exercises actually said "Happy Newlyweds" to me, thinking of me as the groom. Why do you have a suit and leather shoes all over your face?

The monkey was sitting in the room like a ghost. When he opened the door, I was startled. The make-up artist painted his face whiter than steamed buns. I was worried that there would be scum when he smiled.

He secretly licked his fingers with his tongue, and wiped the corner of his mouth when the monkey was not prepared.

"Why?" the monkey yelled at me.

Looking at the white powder stuck to my fingertips, I said, "It's okay, I'm just trying to see how much powder you put on to cover your piebald mouth"

"Ah" the monkey immediately got up and ran to the mirror in the closet to look at his face. A sinner, ah, my one and only wedding!"

"Not necessarily." I snickered.

"You...the make-up artist is gone..." Monkey almost stomped his feet angrily.

"Monkey, let me help you fix it. Do you have flour at home?"

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I sat at the account desk in the auditorium throughout the morning, responsible for collecting gift money and keeping accounts. It was really cool to check the money and find that my hands were numb, but it was a pity that the money was not for me.

With the roar of salutes outside, seeing the auspicious time has come, I started to get nervous. The wedding ceremony is about to happen. The dozens of tables below are filled with chaotic guests, some are sitting, some are standing, some are walking around, and some Children were running around me, and I was messed up with the microphone.

"Hey, hello" and "hey" tried to shout twice, but the voice was too low for anyone to hear "Hey, stop making noise, quiet down and start"

I yelled hard, but the huge auditorium fell silent instantly, hundreds of pairs of eyes looked at me instantly, and I suddenly forgot my words.

The nearest table on the left is my colleagues. I saw Xiao Deng put his hand to his mouth and said to me, "Xiang Xiang, this is not a meeting! The opening statement is wrong!"

The next second the whole table was full of laughter, even our leader was laughing with his arms around his shoulders, and the next second the whole auditorium was laughing at me, the stunned young host.

The monkey and the bride came out slowly from one end and sang "You will marry me today". The monkey was full of spirit, just as handsome as Monkey King who had just put on the Monkey King's battle robe. Don't mention how elegant a long wedding dress is.

I'm glad that the monkey is very powerful and didn't sing out of the rhythm of the square dance. I was moved. Watching the couple get closer and closer. This is my latest happiness watching. I must be a good host and a good one for them. testimony.

I asked them to kiss for ten seconds, and immediately got the support and applause from everyone in the audience.

"Sister Monkey! Mrs. Monkey! Mrs. Monkey! Mrs. Monkey" the colleague kept shouting at the table. Although the bride's office was half covered with a veil, I was relatively close and could see the doubts on the bride's face through the veil. I guess she I must be thinking (Isn’t the person I married surnamed Li, why do people call me Mrs. Hou...) I am also thinking about whether to call the nickname "Monkey" in front of Monkey's wife in the future.

After some twists and turns, the ceremony came to an end amidst joy and emotion, and the monkey hid in the locker room. There were too many people outside who wanted to toast, and the monkey couldn't stand it.

Monkey asked me how I was doing with a red Tang suit dress, "It's not bad, it fits your short and thick figure." tired.

"Don't wear a gray dress when you get married, it won't look good." The monkey began to change the dress, and then went out to receive blessings from relatives and friends.

"What about me!" Helping the monkey to tidy up the gray dress that he took off, he was thinking, this kind of gray suit-style dress must only be worn by Mu Shan, okay, how can it be worn by ordinary people to show temperament "I don't know Will I get married, and if so... I might wish I could wear a black tuxedo once."

"What are you talking about, how can you not get married, how about this, I will be responsible for the tuxedo you get married in the future, haha"

Even if one day it's my turn to walk into the marriage hall, the bride who will marry me will definitely not be the person I love. Some things have been predicted and destined to be unsatisfactory, but I didn't say this, even if the monkey understands what I said Whatever it was, it was also difficult for him to put himself in the shoes of a G and understand the embarrassment of a G.