lonely three people

It's still the ktv, or me and the monkey.Every time it is those songs, the level of singing has not improved, and the tone is still the same, without the slightest freshness, but the two of them can only "enjoy it forever"

"Hey direction, there are beauties next door, and they seem to be just two girls." The monkey said to me excitedly after returning from the toilet, but seeing that I didn't respond, he said to himself: "Oh, anyway, you don't have feelings for beauties. Talking to you is tantamount to talking in vain."

Monkey returned to the private room and sat down in front of the karaoke stand. I knew he was going to sing a square dance song again, so I took a cigarette and went to the bathroom to hide.

Although I have no feelings for beautiful women, when I came back from the bathroom, I passed by the private room next door and glanced inside. Sure enough, there were only two girls. I walked back and knocked on the door. Come in?"

Of the two girls, only one is considered beautiful, and the other is a bit baby fat. They both looked at me in confusion, maybe they thought I was a waiter.

"I have a heartless request, ladies, can I invite you to sing a song? It's next door." I scratched my head on purpose, smirked, pretending to be stupefied and innocent, and I must act harmless to humans and animals .I don't know why I did this, let's create some romance for the monkey, it's so pitiful that he is alone all day.

"We don't know you," the fat girl said without giving me a chance, and she looked like a big enemy, as if she would call someone to catch a pervert if I dared to get closer.

"Uh, okay, it's okay to bother you." After that, I turned around and planned to leave, and I muttered, "It's just a game of honesty and bravery with my colleagues. I lost. I've been here anyway, haha." For their concerns, the two girls followed me and went back. When the monkey saw me bringing the two girls back to the private room, the monkey opened his mouth into an "o" shape and gave me his eyes, meaning to ask me what's going on.

The two girls sang a song and wanted to go back. The monkey sat in the corner like a dead man without even a fart.I also took it.

The two boys, Monkey and I, couldn't sing a duet love song, because no one could sing a female voice.The two girls also couldn't sing duet songs, so they managed to retain the two girls with this reason.I'm really fed up with having to pinch my voice into "Li Yugang" every time I sing girls' parts. I really feel that I don't have the talent for that day.

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I bought a sports bag online, and I always check the logistics status on the Internet. What disappointed me is that it has not been shipped yet. I wonder if the seller is weaving the bag at home, otherwise, how could my bag sink into the sea!

I casually browsed through the online accounts to see if there were any old friends online, and took a rough look at the friends who were all online on their mobile phones, and they were not in the mood to chat.Nowadays, more and more people like to play with their mobile phones. They also report their height and weight directly when chatting, and make appointments directly. Even the information in the chat group is the same and nothing new. There is a sea of ​​chatter, and occasionally someone tells a dirty joke or a topic is discussed endlessly by a group of people.

Huh!A photo posted by someone aroused my interest, not because the people in the photo are sexy but because I think they look familiar.

This photo seemed familiar, and I suddenly remembered that I had seen it by accident some time ago. I zoomed in on the photo and looked at the person in the photo carefully, and I felt that I should have seen it, but I couldn’t find out who it was.

I magnified the photo by almost five times, and any bigger would blur the subject's face.

Caliper has short hair close to the scalp, dark skin, a broad forehead, a round face, straight eyebrows, small but round eyes, and a small nose...

How can I be sorry that I had such a bear among my friends!It can be clearly that the feeling must be known.

It was so sudden that I suddenly realized, oh my god, I finally remembered a shock, I don’t know where the excitement came from, I slapped the computer desktop hard, my palms were numb, and then I hugged my arms I sat on the chair with my elbows and smirked presumptuously. If someone in the family would think I was a psychopath at this time.

"Haha, hahaha Qiangzi, ha... So, it's a bear now, how did Zhang Cheng become so virtuous, ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." I smirked presumptuously, I was so happy, I swear, I haven't been like this for many years Laughed wantonly, more excited than going to college than winning the lottery.

I definitely added the other party's network number with a smirk on my face, and the other party quickly passed, and sent a smiley face over.

(Introduction) I quickly sent two words.

(1729026) I was amazed by the reply on the other side, he was indeed promoted to become a bear, no wonder I couldn't recognize him for a while, he was skinny back then, but he really didn't grow up at all.

Light a cigarette, I gotta tease him (1? 0?")

Haha, the reply on the screen is a blushing emoji followed by a "0"

(You are studying business English, right?) I typed a sentence in the past, teasing him is inevitable.

The person on the other side gave me a surprised expression.

(And your hometown is J city, you have a younger brother, right)

After waiting for a few minutes, the opposite party gave me a question mark. In the past few minutes, he must have guessed who I am, haha.

(I heard that you seem to work in a liquor factory) I will continue to tease him.

(I'm sorry you misidentified the person) After replying to me, the other party went offline, and the display avatar turned gray.

I clicked "Golden Songs of the 80s" on the music player, got up and poured a glass of Coke, and when I returned to my seat, I still received a new message.

(who are you?)

(I know who you are, Su Xiaoqiang: born in 1987, 2003 level of business English, graduated from a certain university, and was given the nickname Big Tongue Qiangzi...haha) My stomach hurts from laughing, and I wrote a lot of the other party’s words without thinking. information.

(Are you Wuzi or Xiaodu? Only my classmates know the nickname of Qiangzi... No, Wuzi and Xiaodu both have girlfriends...) The person on the opposite side has been deranged by me.

I deliberately found a group photo of a school party many years ago and sent it over (I am in the second row, fourth from the left).

After 3 minutes, the other party sent me dozens of surprised expressions (you are Xiaomeng?)

I was a little silent. This nickname has not been mentioned for a long time, and I can't type any words with my hands on the keyboard.

(???? Chen direction? Is that you?)

I put a smiley face in the past but got back dozens of shitty emoticons (you scared me to death, who am I!)

(Hehe, long time no see Qiangzi, you are fat, I can’t even recognize you if you are fat.)

(Let me ask weakly... are you also G?)