lonely three people

I called Mu Shan several times before he responded to me. He didn't really fall asleep on the boat just now, did he?

"I want to go to the bathroom"

"big and small"

"small"

Mu Shan didn't even open her eyes, she pointed down.

"In the lake! No, I dare not stand up." He told me to pee in the lake. Regardless of whether it is good or not, the key point is that I can't swim in a boat for the first time, so I dare not stand up at all.

He opened his eyes anyway and tossed me the soda bottle he drank.

"No" is still inappropriate, peeing in a bottle is the worst policy, it's too damaging to self-esteem, especially in front of him.

"Then you can kneel on the bow of the boat and urinate into the lake, or you can urinate in your pants, I can't help it!" The boat started to shake, and he sat up.

Kneel at the bow!How could he come up with "I'll bear with it"

"Don't worry, if you fall, there will still be me, I can swim." He moved towards me.

"Don't come over here, the boat will capsize if we are on the same side"

"No, you come here too"

We were both in the middle of the boat and he insisted on holding me and making me stand up.

I didn't expect the little guy to go to war so violently, I would have known better if I didn't talk about it, just bear it and forget it.

"Why are you standing there, you still need me to help you untie your pants?"

He hugged me from behind, and the boat shook so badly that I was afraid that we would capsize overboard.

Being hugged by him is so embarrassing. What kind of picture is this? On the rippling lake surface, two men are hugging each other on a small boat. The one in front is still urinating into the lake, and it feels like he can't pee smoothly...

"Yo, I thought you splashed on my arm, it's raining." Indeed, there were scattered raindrops, but his joke was really cold.

No longer leisurely, Mu Shan swung her arms and rowed in the same direction. If it rained heavily, there would be no place to hide, and there were very few people willing to rent a boat in this weather.

Mu Shan threw me another empty soda bottle: "You paddle on the bow!"

I took two bottles and lay down on the bow of the boat to drain the water. He sat in the back with his feet pressing on my ankles, fearing that I would be in danger if I moved around.

"Mushan, are you sure my paddling will work!"

"Shut up, scratch your head, I just don't want you to be idle"

"I'm a Leo with the fire sign, why did you lose my temper after being restrained by you, what zodiac sign are you from?" I didn't forget to tease him a few words.

"What is Mars Leo, your Mars and I are of course a water sign" He was rowing vigorously, and the rain was getting a little heavy.

I suddenly lost my strength and died laughing, he must not even know what the constellation is.

"What's your birthday?"

He told me quickly, thinking that he is a Taurus.

"In the future, if someone asks you what your zodiac sign is, you'll just say you're from the Big Dipper. I'll do the math for you." It's rare that he, a fashionable man, doesn't care and doesn't know, so I have to tease him.

"How about the people of the Big Dipper constellation! Are they powerful?"

"Excellent, Saint Seiya belongs to that constellation" I started talking nonsense.

"Cartoon! That's what you little brats watched, it's a lie!"

The boat can be regarded as docked, and our bodies were soaked by the rain.

……

Because he had to go to work the next day, he drove back to City H overnight. When he came back, it was already late at night. He actually said that he wanted to eat fast food. Didn't he always dislike fast food?

It was the same kfc store, and since I entered the store, I found that the waitress who sprayed me was the one who said to me, "Sir, do you eat paper?"

Because there were few customers in the middle of the night, it was very quiet, so I bought food and took a random seat, maybe because there were no people, Mu Shan and I didn’t talk much, so we just ate quietly.

Sure enough, the waitress was walking back and forth to pack things again. I don't want to go to the toilet now so I won't ask him for tissues, but judging by her reaction, she definitely won't remember me as a No. [-] person.

"Waiter" Mu Shan shouted, maybe she wanted a tissue!

"You want ketchup?" I asked him, hoping it wasn't what I thought.

"Hi sir." The waitress still looked impatient.

"Do you have any tissues?" Oh my god!

The waitress gave Mu Shan two tissues and walked away without saying a word.

"Waiter" Mu Shan shouted again.

The waiter didn't walk away for a few steps and came back again, "Is there anything else, sir?"

"Two more"

I gave Mu Shan two more paper towels, but before the waiter left, Mu Shan called her again, and asked her back and forth four times, but the waiter stopped leaving and stood in front of our table waiting, with a rich expression and a little nervous, and then There is no such impatient expression anymore, anyone can see that Mu Shan did it on purpose, and I can't say anything, if I talk too much with Mu Shan's personality, I will definitely not be happy.

The waiter was dismissed by Mu Shan, I knew Mu Shan was helping me to vent my anger a few days ago, maybe that's why he wanted to come to this restaurant to eat at this time, but I know Mu Shan is not a troublemaker.

"No, she's not very old and doesn't make a lot of money, so I don't care."

"Do you know why I know it's her who said you? You don't need to ask, you just took a few glances at her when you entered the room, heh" Mu Shan drank the juice, looking calm, like a wise man who has everything under control ...

"Thank you, but such a trivial matter is unnecessary, and it's not easy for her, poor thing"

"You can't love a job, but you have to do it well. If she is our clerk, I will let her understand"

"You are asking too much"

"Fang Fanger, no one in this world can bully you except me, do you understand?"

"Uh..." I almost choked on the hamburger, this was too serious, I was a little moved, and drank two mouthfuls of Coke.

"Drink less Coke, eat more!" He placed his burger in front of my table.

"Can't eat me"

"Eat them all, otherwise you may not have the chance to eat these things in the future"

"But I really can't take it anymore"

"Eat, you have to be healthy and fat, so that I can bully you for the rest of my life!"

"Heh, what are you talking about! I've often told my sister-in-law about this kind of thing!"

"I didn't tell her"

"Then these words don't look like what a brother said to his younger brother, why are they like love words!"

I'm a little nervous, the relationship with Mushan has become more and more delicate recently, I can't say how to define the relationship, I don't know if he is a member of the circle, and I am afraid to know the result, if nothing happens like this , I am content with the current relationship, as long as I don't lose the current him.

"Who is your brother, don't call me brother, that makes me look old, and I'm not your brother."

"I've always thought so, subconsciously"

"That's not okay, isn't it good for you to be called Mu Shan Shan Shan, or you can call me like my colleagues."

"What do your colleagues call you?"

"Add an old character in front of the last name"

His name is Lin Mushan: "Old Lin?"

"Your Lin Niang's surname is Lin. I changed your Lin Niang's surname to Lin after my own father passed away."

"Then what was your original name?"

"Gong Mushan"

"Old Gong!" Strange.

"Haha...heh" he laughed loudly, couldn't swallow the juice, and quickly covered his mouth with a tissue, the two waiters on duty looked over, Mu Shan laughed too loudly.

ah!Old Gong, husband!As soon as I exited the door, I knew something was wrong.

"Oh, what are you laughing at, I said it on purpose, you think I don't know, the point of laughter is low!"

"Come on, I know your direction too well. If you know that I spread this meme, you will definitely not say it."

"believe it or not"

"I really don't believe it, if you don't believe me, say it again!"

I held back for a long time and really couldn't say it casually, how could I be so embarrassed, "liar"

"How can you be so silly and playful, just believe what you say, and follow along"

"Stupid, boring"

"You're not stupid, believe it or not, I promise you can still call it out, just like your current IQ is childish."

"Where does your confidence come from, I know that there is a trick, and I still fall for it, isn't it really stupid!"

"give me your hand"

I gave him my hand, but he bit my thumb, and he let go just as I was about to cry out for pain.

"I bite you because I want you to remember now. Now that I have said it here, I will definitely make you shout those two words unconsciously in the future. Don't care what method I use."

"You are sick, and you are still biting people in your thirties."

If they are close or far away, nothing is real, I feel as if there is only a piece of paper that no one wants to tear first to block the relationship between each other. Some words and some things are not within the range that friends or brothers can bear. Whatever it is, The most important thing is to live in the moment.