President, I want to give you buns

After hanging up the phone, Xuan Yao turned to the door for luck, and Xuan Yi opened the door and patted him on the shoulder cheerfully: "Don't stress too much, I will be very gentle. Don't worry, although I don't have any actual combat experience, theoretical experience is a lot. Lots of them."

Go to your uncle's theoretical experience!Xuan Yao patted away the salty pig's hand that Xuan Yi touched, and sat down on the side of the bed depressed to continue his luck.

Sylphy sat next to him and said, "Honey, you are almost thirty, do you really want to be a virgin for the rest of your life? You really can't think about it! Or, like a big brother, let the second uncle find you a genetic match People with similar degrees, a person you have never met, how can you deal with it? Not everyone can meet the domineering president Li Zhaotian like a big brother."

Xuan Yao raised his eyelids, and said, "You don't need to tell me the truth, just come and treat it as if you were bitten by a dog."

Xuan Yi was overjoyed when he heard this, and said: "This is not being bitten by a dog, this is obviously being raped by a dog! Hey, didn't you scold yourself for doing this? If you want to say this, you will become a Is it the legendary dog ​​x?"

Originally, this incident made Xuan Yao depressed for a long time, but when he heard Xuan Yi's words, he became even more angry. He stood up and directly pushed Xuan Yi down on the bed and beat him up.Looking at the entire Xuan family, how could Xuan Yi, who had the worst physique, beat Xuan Yao, who was not bad in physique?After typing, Xuan Yao said: "If you say one more word in front of me, I'll fuck you first. Then I will definitely not call you a dog, that's a fucking dog."

Sylphy: ...

At this time Li Zhaotian and the others came back and saw the door of the room Wu Kai booked for them was open, thinking that Xuan Yao had arrived, so they came in to ask someone to eat together.As a result, seeing such a scene, everyone felt awkward for a while.It was Li Zhaotian who came to his senses first, looked at it with a complex expression, and led the crowd out, saying as he walked, "Sorry! Go on, go on." Then he closed the door for them very well.

Xuan Yao: ...

Sylphy turned around, laughed twice, and said, "Sir, it turns out that it's not that easy whether it's a dog or a dog."

It's okay to misunderstand this matter, Xuan Yi is unscrupulous, but Xuan Yao minds very much.He got up and was about to chase after him, but he was stopped by Xuan Yi, and said: "What are you explaining? This matter will happen sooner or later, why not let them misunderstand and save a process."

Xuan Yao lowered his head and thought for a while, then pushed Xuan Yi away, got out of bed, and went out.

Seeing that the matter was successful, Sylphy was in a very happy mood.After thinking about it, he also got out of bed, but instead of going to Li Zhaotian's room, he went downstairs.

When Li Zhaotian and the others returned to Wu Kai's room, Xuan Xiao began to chatter and chatter: "Xuanyao Xuanyi and the others... When did it happen? This is wrong! It's against the law! Didn't the second uncle say that they... What's the situation? It doesn't mean that Sylphy should... well, what the hell am I talking about?" After murmuring in a low voice for a long time, Li Zhaotian just patted him on the shoulder at the critical moment, telling him to calm down and ask them when the time comes.

Although Wu Kai couldn't quite understand what Xuan Xiao was talking about, he roughly heard some content, and just persuaded him: "Actually! Sometimes attack and suffering don't depend on body shape. Just like Brother Xuan and Brother Li, in fact We always thought Brother Li was the one above."

Li Zhaotian: ...

Xuan Xiao: ...

This is a big misunderstanding!Li Zhaotian's head was full of black lines, Xuan Xiao immediately shook his hands: "You, you, you really misunderstood this time..."

Wu Kai said: "We know we know, don't you understand now? I didn't expect Brother Xuan to look so thin and weak, but he has so much strength!"

Li Zhaotian wanted to cry but had no tears, he shouted in his heart, can we still be friends happily?

Xuan Xiao had no choice but to be afraid that Li Zhaotian would be bothered by this aspect, so she said directly: "Your brother Li is the one above, who wants to rob him!"

"Ah?" Wu Kai looked at Xuan Xiao, then at Li Zhaotian, and then patted the back of his head, making it even more unclear.Zheng Qi patted him on the shoulder from behind, and said: "Do you still have to guess? Brother Li is mighty and majestic, and he looks like the one above. Just you, foolishly insisting that Brother Xuan and the others think something is wrong."

Li Zhaotian's eyes made Wu Kai shiver uncontrollably.what to do?It's terrible, will he be fired by Brother Li?

Of course, the result of the treatment was not to expel Wu Kai. Li Zhaotian walked over Xuan Xiao to Wu Kai on the spot, bent down and picked Wu Kai up, carried him on his shoulder, threw him on the bed, and bullied him on top of him, saying: "Compared with you, where do you think I am more suitable?"

Zheng Qi: ...

Xuan Xiao: ...

The two looked at each other, turned and went out silently, and locked the door behind them.Xuan Xiao shook the key in his hand, knocking on the door frantically sounded behind him, and the voices of daughter-in-law came one after another.

"Daughter-in-law, open the door!"

"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, open the door!"

"Daughter-in-law, don't do this, we really know we were wrong."

"Daughter-in-law..."

Zheng Qi and Xuan Xiao fell down laughing, looked up to see Xuan Yao, Xuan Xiao put away her smile, coughed dryly, and said, "Here we are, where is Xuan Yi?"

Xuan Yao looked behind and said, "I don't know." Then he pointed to Xuan Xiao's back: "This is..."

Xuan Xiao said: "The two are having an affair, catch the adulterer in bed, and leave a proof."

Zheng Qi nodded in agreement.

Xuan Yao: ...

When Sylphy came back, there were two things in his trouser pockets. After seeing this scene, he couldn't help but want to laugh. Which song is this from?Fortunately, Xuan Xiao didn't lock them up for too long, and released them after Xuan Yi came back.The two looked at each other's partner with obsequious expressions on their faces, and their flattering expressions were particularly unbearable.

How did Xuan Yao see Li Zhaotian who looked like this? On the one hand, he felt that it was a novelty, and on the other hand, he felt that Xuan Xiao was good at teaching his husband.Another day I have to learn from him, how to train a man so well.After thinking about it, I felt wrong, why should I learn from him?Crazy, really took Sylphy's declaration of the first night power to heart?Besides, even if the right of the first night belongs to him, do you have to maintain the partnership?You can live your own life.

It's just that Xuanyao doesn't know, there is a word called Shisui Zhiwei, I'm afraid whether they can live their own lives, it's really up to him.

Xuan Xiao took out food and shared it with everyone. Xuan Yao grew up pampered and pampered since he was a child, and was taken care of by his old mother for many years.Naturally, I have never eaten these packaged foods. Although they feel unhygienic, they are still a bit fresh.But Li Zhaotian ate all of it, so what else could he care about?

Sylphy often eats at roadside stalls and visits the night market, and doesn't care about the packed food.Several people gobbled it up for a while, played cards and drank beer after eating.Wu Kai brought a case of beer and ordered cold dishes such as peanuts and edamame.Playing cards while eating and drinking, whoever loses with toilet paper on his face, wins the most times and loses the chance of an hour of massage.

In terms of playing, Sylphy is an expert, even Wu Kai, who has been immersed in this way for many years, can't hold a candle to him.Therefore, when he tried his best to check Xuan Yao's cards, Xuan Yao turned out to be the one who won the most, and he himself was naturally the one who lost the most.In the end, Xuan Yao got a one-hour massage service, and the massager was naturally Xuan Yi.I was very happy about something, but under the ambiguous eyes of everyone, why did Xuan Yao have the illusion of falling into a pit?