a virgin story

There are few courses in the freshman year, and there are only six courses including computer basics, so we are always free most of the time.When people are free, they will dream about things.Tang Lin has been calculating how to drag his girlfriend who has been in love for two years to bed. Wu Bao changes his girlfriend faster than he changes his clothes. What surprised me the most is that Jiang Yiming also has a girlfriend, and he is tired of holding the phone every night Crooked, is it interesting to have a long-distance relationship?I think I might be a little jealous of his girlfriend.Fortunately, there are two bachelors in the dormitory to accompany me.

The dormitory is noisy, but it’s not lonely, but sometimes when I see a pair of sweet figures under the dim light downstairs, there will always be an indescribable feeling in my heart.

Li Kang is heartless every day, always pestering me to play, like a child.For example, he rushes to drink water every day, and he finally dries up the cold water. He drank it in a few sips while I was not paying attention, which is really annoying and ridiculous; Pick and choose from the plate.I was overjoyed, and asked him: "There is my saliva on the dinner plate, don't you dislike it?" Pick up my plate and continue picking.Alas, this child is not in love with me!Damn, it's impossible, two comrades in one dormitory?I shook my head and smiled, he thought I was laughing at him and gave me a blank look.

The dormitory is not only lively during the day, but even more lively at night.There is usually a "song club" before going to bed at night. Everyone howls at the top of their voices and goes to bed when they are tired.I am a night owl and sleep late at night. I often hear all kinds of dreams from everyone. I am so happy that I grit my teeth and hug my stomach. I dare not laugh out loud for fear of waking everyone up. On November 11th, Singles' Day, I was watching the series "I Have a Date with a Zombie" with my mobile phone in my arms. When a person turned into a zombie and fangs came out of his mouth, suddenly that kid Liu Bin yelled out in shock : "You're the fucking bachelor! You're a bachelor!" My scalp was tight and I was startled, I looked up and saw that she was still snoring with her mouth open, I was talking in my sleep, it scared me!Another night when I just came back from washing in the water room, Li Kang suddenly sat up and said in a strange way: "XX Shenbao, he's fine, and I'm fine too!" Laughing at everyone, he asked him what he dreamed of the next morning , this guy stared at him for a while and said he forgot.

The most miraculous one was when Jiang Yiming's sleepwalking woke up our entire dormitory, and we have often talked about it since then.The thing is like this: Jiang Yiming and Tang Lin slept head to head. That night Jiang Yiming suddenly got up, grabbed Tang Lin's hair with both hands, looked at Tang Lin without moving and smiled.Tang Lin was awakened by the toss, and when he opened his eyes and saw Jiang Yiming's weird smile, he cried out with a "wow" and jumped out of bed.Our bed was 1.6 meters above the ground. Tang Lin twisted his foot after jumping out of the bed, screaming in pain.We were woken up and thought something was wrong. Everyone got out of bed and asked what was wrong with Tang Lin. At this time, Jiang Yiming rubbed his eyes as if nothing happened and asked, "What's wrong, huh? Tang Lin, why are you sleeping on the floor?"

From then on, Tang Lin didn't sleep with Jiang Yiming head-to-head even if he was killed. Jiang Yiming looked at Tang Lin eagerly, his face full of grievances, and his small eyes were still blinking.

I said, "Hey, you kid has nothing to do in the middle of the night and pulls people's hair, who dares to sleep with you head to head?"

Jiang Yiming said, "I didn't know this would happen either."

"Oh! Forget it, turn around and I'll sleep with you."

Ah looked at me gratefully.I thought to myself: "Now I'm just sleeping head to head with you, if one day you sleep with your arms around you and look at me like this, I guess I'll crush you right away!" People, but the brothers in the dormitory don't know the little calculation in my heart, it's a slap!

From now on, I will tease Jiang Yiming whenever I have something to do.One night when everyone was resting in bed, Jiang Yiming ran to the dormitory shivering after taking a shower. This guy was only wearing a pair of briefs, which made me drool.I picked up my phone and was about to take a passionate photo of this guy. He was hiding behind the door with only his wet head showing.

I whistled at him: "Come out, handsome guy, I'll take a picture of you, and it will be enlarged and hung in the library tomorrow, fine art!"

Jiang Yiming smiled pleadingly: "Don't, don't take pictures."

Everyone was enthusiastic when they saw this posture, and they all took out their mobile phones to take a picture of this kid, saying that it was a three-dimensional effect, showing it to the girls in the class tomorrow, it will definitely cause screams.Jiang Yiming hid pitifully behind the door, picked up the mop and pressed the light switch, and swished onto the bed.It's a pity that the action was still a step slow, and everyone's flashes shot straight at the kid in the dark.He was huddled under the quilt and only his head was exposed. I couldn't help but reach out and touch it. Jiang Yiming helplessly yelled at me: "A bunch of hooligans".

There is no fixed seat in the university class, so occupying a seat has become a compulsory course for everyone.Jiang Yiming, on the other hand, was a lazy boy. He arrived in the classroom every morning, so he could only sit in the last row every time.So I have one more task every day, to occupy a seat for this guy.Putting textbooks on the empty table, someone will always come over and ask: "Student, is there anyone here?" At first I said confidently: "There is someone!" Later, there were more and more people in the classroom, and Jiang Yiming hadn't arrived yet.When others looked at me with vicious eyes, my attitude began to soften. It wasn't until Jiang Yiming ran in panting that I justifiably stared back at others.At the beginning, Jiang Yiming had a seat for himself, but later the buddies in the dormitory quit and asked me to occupy seats for everyone.The reason is because I have the habit of running in the morning and get up early every morning, so I get to the classroom early.But these are six people, I feel dizzy!I put six books in the first row so I won't be stabbed to death by the knives flying out of other people's eyes!The guys in the dormitory voted through a "democratic" show of hands. Five of the six people agreed with this plan, and the one who didn't raise their hands was me.I gritted my teeth and said to this group of guys: "I will bear it, young master!" Hey!It seems that I really have no spine to say this sentence, but due to their coercion, I have no choice but to swallow my spine.

From then on, I will always see me sitting in the first row of the classroom, next to a line of books occupying a seat. I nod and bow down to reply to other classmates: "Sorry, there are people here, oh, that seat There are also people, there are people sitting on that... hey... there are people sitting on that, that, and the one next door, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..." And I gradually got a nickname that was very loud in the college, called "Sit King" ".When I heard this name, I told the guys in the dormitory viciously. Liu Bin put down the "Reader" in his hand and said, "This name is impressive enough!" !” I really want to overthrow these guys with a brick!I don't think these guys have any sympathy for me.The first nickname in my life appeared so resoundingly. The classmates in the college could not call me by my name. When they said "Shan Depeng", people would ask "Who is Shan Depeng?" "Sitting king", people suddenly realized "Damn it! So it's that guy!" My reputation was like this flying down the saliva of everyone.Once I was sick and didn't go to class. The teacher asked other students strangely: "Why didn't the classmate who was in the front row come every time? What's the name of that..." Some people booed from the podium: "Sit king!" The teacher muttered: "Is there anyone with a surname? This is the first time I've heard of it." The classroom was filled with laughter.When I went back to the dormitory after class, this group of guys rushed to tell me about it, as if they were telling a joke, and my cold was miraculously cured.

Another shocking event in the university is the roll call.The guys in our dormitory don't skip classes very much, so I'm glad that the things I answered for me didn't fall on my shoulders.But Brother Long is not so lucky. Brother Long lives in the dormitory opposite to us. The buddies in their dormitory are all slackers. They either sleep late or stay in the dormitory and play online games every day. Classes have become an occasional pastime.This is the hard-working Brother Long. Every time the teacher rolls the roll, he has to try his best to help answer, so Long Ge has learned the dialects of various places "You Nirvana", "Let's put it here", "Dao Lai"... So Brother Long became everyone's idol, and he also had a very famous nickname called "Dialect Expert", or "Expert" for short.While lamenting the injustice of everyone, I lamented that good fortune tricked people. You said it was all for the dormitory buddies. Why did Brother Long become a hero in the eyes of everyone, but I became a bear?