a virgin story

Ever since I fell in love with Yangyang, the buddies in the dormitory started to boo.If I bump into Yangyang and me on the road, they always smile at me mysteriously, the content behind that smile is really indescribably complicated, these guys!After breaking up with Yang Yang, I became a bachelor again, appearing alone in front of my buddies in the dormitory.During that time I was depressed, and everyone guessed that I was broken in love.At this time, more than half of the junior year has passed, those who have girlfriends are busy dating every day, and those who don't have girlfriends are idle.After breaking up, I was silent for a while, and then decided to "torture" myself again: I decided to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

Since being raped by life over and over again, it is better to stand up against the life of rape.

Li Kang gradually stopped following me, until one day I suddenly realized that this guy Li Kang hadn't grabbed my food for a long time, and I realized that I hadn't chatted, walked, and eaten with this guy for a long time.Jiang Yiming and his new girlfriend love each other so sweetly, I even started to wish them well in my heart, no matter what, love cannot be forced.Soon after, Jiang Yiming and his girlfriend moved out of the dormitory, and the bed above my head was empty since then, and the only connection between me and him was broken like this.Tang Lin lived with his girlfriend a long time ago, and the meaning of the dormitory to him is just a large wardrobe that can store a lot of sundries.And Wu Bao rarely went back to the dormitory, he seemed to have a lot of friends, and stayed at different friends' homes all day long.

After I decided to take the postgraduate entrance examination, Liu Bin also suddenly announced that he would also take the postgraduate entrance examination, with a wry smile on his face: "After all, this society is changing too fast, and the depreciation of academic qualifications is faster than the depreciation of the dollar." The dormitory building is noisy every day. The next day, I started to suffer from insomnia all night and night. Sometimes I couldn’t fall asleep with my eyes closed for hours. When I looked at my watch, it was often three o’clock in the middle of the night.When I can't sleep, I always sweat all over my body, feel irritable, and want to bang my head against the wall.Looking at the dilapidated dormitory, there is a desolation of right and wrong.I think it is better to rent a house and live off-campus, so that it is quiet and can concentrate on studying.

I searched for several days, and finally found a room not far from the school. The price is relatively cheap. The only downside is that I have to share the rent with another couple. The man is an armed policeman. He works during the day and occasionally comes to live at night. , the woman is a small white-collar worker, who seems to be a bank clerk.The two are not married and have no children, so they shouldn't be arguing.The house has two bedrooms, one bathroom and one kitchen. In fact, the symbolic meaning of the kitchen is greater than the reality.I looked at this old building from the 70s, and it was really unsatisfactory, but the houses near the school were too difficult to rent, so I had to make do with it.

When I told Liu Bin and Li Kang that I wanted to live outside, Liu Bin stalked me and wanted to live outside.

I gritted my teeth and asked him, "You also live outside, so what about Li Kang?"

Liu Bin looked like a ruffian: "Hey, I'm not in the dormitory with him in bed, I'm not here, he can sleep by himself."

"Let's all leave and Li Kang is left alone. It's not too late to scare this little guy."

"Then let him live outside with us too."

I glared at him: "Then it's still a shame, isn't there just the three of us in the dormitory now."

Liu Bin looked at me and giggled.Li Kang knew that we were going to live outside, so he really planned to live with us. He asked, "Is the house you rented big?" I really wanted to slap this guy Liu Bin to death!

I had agreed with the landlord that I would live alone, but now Liu Bin also came to join in the fun.I cheekily told the landlord that there is another friend living with me, and the landlord immediately raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you agree that you will be alone? Why is there another one?"

"My classmate...he thinks it's quiet here, and wants to come and live here."

The landlord looked at me with sneaky eyes: "Is it living with your girlfriend?"

I quickly waved my hands: "No, it's a man."

The landlord smiled even more strangely after hearing this: "Then you have to pay more."

I'm so fucking sick, it's said that the previous generation was conservative.This uncle is much more open than me!No matter what, I just like to lust for others, and I didn't dare to take practical actions, so I'm still a real virgin now.He was so awesome that he "lived together" with Liu Bin immediately.

I think when I came to see the house, the landlord smiled sweetly, like a grandson.As soon as I pay half a year's rent, I will immediately become an uncle, and now I have to pay more!Alas, it doesn't matter, it's just that I'm taking this bastard Liu Bin to live with me now.

I asked cautiously, "How much?"

The landlord looked up at the ceiling and pinched his fingers: "Add 100 per month."

My god, why don't you rob a bank!I used the cultural knowledge I had learned over the years to bargain hard with my uncle, and finally settled the deal with an additional 60 yuan per month, and the landlord gave me another bed.There is only one bed in the room now, and Liu Bin has no place to sleep when he comes to live.The landlord patted his chest and said with a smile: "It's easy, why don't we just add an extra bed." So I readily paid up the rent.

We are usually busy and have no time to move. This Sunday afternoon, we finally had half a day off. Liu Bin and I rented a rickshaw puller to carry our luggage.Li Kang and we were busy moving all our things downstairs in the dormitory, and he looked a little aggrieved when he saw us leaving.Alas, let this little guy live alone in such a big dormitory, he probably wouldn't dare.This guy Liu Bin said to Li Kang ignorantly: "Little Li, don't go to the toilet alone at night, be careful of female ghosts!" Li Kang cursed angrily: "Go to hell!"

We swaggered through the city with our mighty luggage, and passers-by all looked back.I am dizzy, what is there to see, I have never seen a move.I looked at passers-by with disdain, then looked up at the luggage.Damn, Liu Bin is too lazy!At this moment, under the sun, Liu Bin's dirty quilt is shining!I looked at Liu Bin in surprise, this guy pretended not to see me, but his face turned red like a monkey's ass.I suppressed a smile, lowered my head to help the master push the cart, and then thought again: No, it seems that others don't know that it is Liu Bin's quilt, and they are also looking at me!

Under the surprised eyes of passers-by, we finally came to this dilapidated community.After paying the bill to the master, I climbed to the third floor with my huge luggage.I took the key out of my pocket and opened the door smartly, threw the luggage on the floor, and fell on the bed exhausted.Liu Bin also walked into the room panting with two bags of luggage.He threw the luggage on the floor, looked around the room for a while, and then asked me: "Where do I sleep?" I sat up awkwardly and looked around: Damn, there is still only one bed in the room!This is the one right under my ass right now!

I gritted my teeth and dialed the landlord's phone number: "Hey! Didn't you agree to add an extra bed, why is it still one?"

"Oh, it's you, little brother, I'm about to call you."

"say what?"

"I originally had a bed, but the armed policeman's mother-in-law from your door wanted to come, so I had to use it for him first."

"I told you first, okay?"

"He told me before you that he wanted a bed."

I was really angry when I heard this: "Then what are you promising me? Now that I have all my luggage here, where do you want me to sleep?"

The landlord said like a hooligan: "Then if you can't do it, move back, and I will refund your money."

This is really easy to say, I finally found time to pull the luggage over, you fucking appointed me to take you, right?When I got angry, I couldn't control myself, and my tone changed immediately: "Come here right now, you can find someone else to rent your crappy house!"

The landlord was a little embarrassed: "I'm busy now, can we talk about it after get off work?"

"Come now, I won't rent it anymore!"

After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone.This guy Liu Bin looked at me in surprise: "What's the matter, so angry?" I told him everything in detail, and he laughed after listening to it: "Why do you care about such a small matter?" I was In a fit of anger, he pointed at Ya's nose and yelled, "If you hadn't insisted on crowding with me, would I be angry with that spooky landlord?" Liu Bin smiled: "Hey, I don't blame me."

The landlord arrived after a while, and I was about to have a big fight with you, but Liu Bin held me down.

Liu Bin stood up and said, "Hehe, are you the landlord?"

The landlord opened the door with a dark face, but when he heard Liu Bin speak, he immediately turned around and replied with a smile: "Ah, I am the landlord."

"My friend said that you promised to give me two beds, but we can't sleep on one now, ha ha."

"I can't help it, there are old tenants across the door, and now I need a bed urgently, so I have to give it to them first."

"Look, we've all brought our luggage here. We were going to live in today. You should think of a way to get another bed."

The landlord thought for a while, and said awkwardly: "Little brother, it is more difficult to get another bed, do you think this is okay? I am sleeping on a double bed now, and my wife is not here. How about changing it for you?"

Liu Bin thought for a while: "Then we have to do this first."

We followed the landlord upstairs to change the bed, sweating profusely.The landlord gave us the table in his house again, saying that we might use it for our studies. Liu Bin happily thanked the landlord and started smoking with the old man.One brother at a time is called kindness.But to be honest, I admire Liu Bin a lot.

After sending the landlord away, I sighed: "It seems that we are really going to live together this time."

Liu Bin looked at me sideways: "Be content, it would be nice to have a double bed."

I think so too, this is the time when it is difficult to find a house, and I finally moved my luggage here today, and if I fall out with the landlord, I have to move back.I have to look for a house again in the future, not to mention the trouble, it's too time-consuming.

I found out later that the landlord and his wife divorced. I said that he was so generous and gave us their bed. It turned out that he didn't need it anymore.I don't hate the landlord as soon as I gloat.