L.A.W.

Judicial Forensics Section.

"How long did you stay with the judge last night before you quit?" Zhang Yi looked down at the microscope.

"What are you doing? Are you jealous?" Qiao Lier stood in front of the dissecting table and instructed Little C to dissect the man who died in a traffic accident. "Little C, don't shake your hands, what does the incision look like!"

"If you yell at her again, the incision will become wavy." Zhang Yi turned to look at Qiao Lier, "Is there no spark?"

"There are sparks, but there are incendiary bombs." Qiao Lier twisted his aching neck, "It's not two people, it's three people."

"There is a third party?"

"Hmm~" Qiao Lier nodded, "Two living and one dead."

"Pfft!" Little C couldn't help laughing.

"Give me some professionalism!" Qiao Lier yelled again, so frightened that little C didn't dare to raise her head.

"Qiao Qiao, your phone is ringing!" Zhang Yi crossed his lips, "Your mother!"

"Help me pick it up."

Zhang Yi pressed the speakerphone, "Mom, how are you doing recently?"

Qiao Lier turned her head and glanced at him, "You're familiar with me!"

Mother Qiao: "You will please me once you rest, what about Xiao Qiao?"

Zhang Yi: "Our Qiao Qiao is cutting meat."

"Pfft!" Little C couldn't help laughing again.

"If you laugh again, I'll break you to pieces!" Qiao Lier gave her a hard look, and little C had no choice but to keep working hard.

Qiao's mother: "Yixiu, remind Qiao Qiao to remember to go home for dinner tonight, and his brother will also come back."

Zhang Yi: "What good food did our mother cook for Qiao Qiao?"

Mother Qiao: "Steamed pork with salted fish, stewed eggplant with salted fish, and mustard greens soup with salted fish head."

"It really is very rich." Zhang Yi looked at the black-faced Qiao Lier, his face turned red from holding back his laughter, and Xiao C couldn't help laughing until his shoulders trembled.

Zhang Yi: "Is there anything else?"

Mother Qiao: "Of course, steamed salted fish and pan-fried salted fish."

Qiao Lier suddenly said: "Mom, Yixiu said it's been a long time since I tasted your cooking, so I'll come back with him tonight."

Mother Qiao: "Sure! More people make it more lively!"

Qiao Lier, who Zhang Yichao was snickering at, made a neck-jamming motion: "Mom, I really like to eat your food, but I have an appointment with a beautiful woman today, and you don't want me to be single."

Mother Qiao: "Dating is more important, you come back to have dinner with Qiao Qiao another day."

Zhang Yi raised his eyebrows: "It must be, I wish for it! Then hang up first."

Mother Qiao: "Okay! That's it, 88!"

"Now everything you say will be used as evidence in court." Qiao Lier raised the knife in his hand, "Who did you date? Tell the truth! Otherwise, come home with me for dinner tonight."

"I've made an appointment with Little C, can't I?"

"Little C, when did you two start having an affair?" Qiao Lier looked at Little C who was standing on the other side of the dissecting table.

"Ah?" Little C pointed to Zhang Yi, "I really have nothing to do with him."

"Little C, there wasn't one in the past, not one now." Zhang Yi came over and put his arm on her shoulder, "But it doesn't mean we won't have one in the future, right?"

"Yixiu, don't deceive ignorant girls."

"Little C, I will treat you to any big meal you want tonight." Zhang Yi lowered his voice and leaned into her ear and said, "If I die, I won't go to his house to eat salted fish. To 'Salted Fish'."

"Deal, Yamato Sushi!"

"Okay, even if the whole banquet of Man and Han agrees to you."

Qiao residence.

"Jojo, you're back."

"Brother~" Qiao Lier went in and changed into slippers, "Have you been back for a long time?"

"No, it's only half an hour earlier than you." Lu Yi'er sat on the sofa and watched the live TV broadcast of God Ten's ascension into the sky.

"Come on, drink the soup." Xiaoyi came out of the kitchen carrying the soup.

"Sister-in-law, I can do it myself." Qiao Lier hurriedly stepped forward to take the soup bowl, a salty smell came over his face, "Brother, why are they all salted fish?"

"Your dad just came back from Shangchuan Island and bought a one-meter-long salted fish." Lu Yi'er pointed to Qiao's father who was trimming the scenery on the terrace, and gestured with her hand, "Mom said the refrigerator can't fit all, how much is it?" Eat the part that comes out quickly."

"No way~" Qiao Lier slumped on the sofa, "Forget about eating instant noodles later."

"If you don't care about it, Mom says we have to eat all the food before we can leave."

"Everyone is ready, dinner is ready." Mother Qiao brought up the dishes.

Looking at a table of all kinds of salted fish, Qiao Lier lost his appetite, covered half of his face, rubbing white rice with chopsticks.

"Qiao Qiao, what's the matter?" Mother Qiao touched his forehead, "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"No, it was too late to work overtime last night."

"What's so good about being a forensic doctor?" Qiao's mother complained, "Your brother is married, what about you? You haven't even found a girlfriend."

"My brother is handsome and capable~" Qiao Lier smiled at Xiaoyi, "otherwise sister-in-law wouldn't marry my brother, right!"

"When you say this, you are not serious." Qiao's mother knocked his head, "I arranged a blind date for you on the weekend."

"Mom, blind date again?" Qiao Lier frowned.

"I won't force you to go on a blind date after you've settled your lifelong affairs." Mother Qiao put a piece of pork belly in his bowl, "Eat more, this time it was recommended by your sister-in-law, it's reliable!"

"Sister-in-law, you~" Qiao Lier squinted at Xiaoyi.

"Sister-in-law is also doing it for your own good." Lu Yi'er quickly smoothed things over, "You are not too young."

"Brother~" Qiao Lier kicked Lu Yier fiercely under the table, "You are quite right."

"It's good that you understand brother and sister-in-law's mind." Lu Yi'er gritted her teeth in pain and dared not make a sound.

"Honey, are you okay?" Xiaoyi looked at him suspiciously.

"It's okay, I bit my cheek."

"Are you on fire? I'll grab some Chinese medicine and boil it for you tomorrow." Father Qiao said slowly.

"Dad, no need." Lu Yi'er touched her face pretendingly, "It's just a small problem."

"Don't underestimate me, an old Chinese doctor who has practiced medicine for decades. One dose of medicine will cover you... I think I used to..." Father Qiao with gray hair began to talk about the history of his prestige in the past like a surging river.

Both Qiao Lier and Lu Yier covered their faces and were speechless.

After the meal, Xiaoyi and Qiao's mother were washing dishes in the kitchen, Qiao's father sat on the sofa and watched the play of tearing up devils' brains with bare hands, and Qiao Lier lay on the balcony to enjoy the shade.

"Crack!" Lu Yi'er slapped him on the buttocks, and handed over the teacup, "Have a sip of tea after dinner, so you don't have tooth decay."

"Thank you!" Qiao Lier turned around and took the cup.

"I'm not talking about you! You obviously studied medicine, why did you go to become a forensic doctor? Autopsies are performed all day long."

"Isn't forensic medicine bad?" Qiao Lier sang: "There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng, who discriminates traitors and loyalists with a stern face..."

"Forensic medicine was called Wu Zuo in ancient times, and Bao Gong will not do your business when he is reborn."

"Then I am the reincarnated Song Ci."

"Okay, let's write a copy of "Winning Injustice Collection" and prove it!"

"Let's not talk about that." Qiao Lier pouted, "Brother, when are you and sister-in-law going to have a baby?"

"Let's talk about the two-person world first!" Lu Yi'er took a sip of tea, "What about you?"

"Me?" Qiao Lier pointed to himself, "What's the matter?"

"Don't pretend, where's your boyfriend?" Lu Yi'er asked seriously, "Tell me the truth."

"I'm studying in the imperial capital." Qiao Lier shook his teacup.

"Do you really plan to stay with him from now on?"

Qiao Lier looked down at the ripples in the cup.

"Mom and Dad want to hug their grandson all day long. When are you going to hide it?"

"You two hurry up and give birth to a baby for them."

"We are of the same mother and half father. That is your own father and my stepfather. My baby's surname is Lu, and your baby's surname is Qiao. Can this replace?"

"Why not? Are you and I brothers?"

"Yes!"

"Did we come out of the same intestine?"

"Yes!"

"Does our dad treat you like his own?"

"Yes!"

"Then your baby is my baby, and my baby is also my baby."

"What do you mean? Don't go around."

"Think slowly~" Qiao Lier looked at his watch, "I'll flash first, and go back to the dormitory to watch the Premier League."

"Every time you talk about this, you hide." Lu Yi'er sighed.

Mingshi Pavilion, ambiguous and gentle.

Qiao Lier pressed the menu card with her fingertips and pushed it in front of the girl: "Jing Yan, you can order whatever you want."

The girl on the opposite side had shoulder-length hair and a tall, fair figure in a dress. She flipped through the menu for a while, then raised her head and said to the waiter standing beside her, "Let's have a couple's set menu!"

"Brother Qiao, I heard from Sister Xiaoyi that you are a doctor." Jingyan closed the menu, "I work as a preschool educator."

"I'm a medical student, but I'm not a doctor, I'm a forensic doctor." Qiao Lier absent-mindedly played with the water glass in front of him.

"Forensic... forensic doctor?" Jingyan swallowed, and reluctantly took a peek at the handsome guy in front of him. He was prettier than that actor Qiao Zhenyu. Thinking that there would be no boat rides after Suzhou, and that handsome guys would be full of scumbags afterward, she put her heart on the line. Yiheng said, "A forensic doctor is a civil servant, right?"

"Well, it's within the establishment." Qiao Lier nodded.

"Iron rice bowl, this job is good." Jingyan smiled shyly, "Actually, can we consider developing it?"

"Ah?" Qiao Lier looked embarrassed, but fortunately the bell rang at this time, she bowed and stood up with her mobile phone and walked out, "I'll answer the call first."

"Qiao Qiao, what are you still busy with?" Yixiu spat out the toothpick in his mouth, "Your mother, the whole world is waiting for you, won't you come?"

"Your mother! Who said I won't come!" Qiao Lier stood at the end of the aisle, "I'm on a blind date."

"You bastard! Quick battle and quick decision! If two are missing and one is missing, I can't play!"

"I also want to make a quick decision. That girl doesn't seem to mind that I do the autopsy." Qiao Lier turned her head and glanced at Jing Yan who was sitting by the dining table, "Don't you have six people? You have to wait for me." Come to kick off?"

"Stupid! Don't tell me you want Zheng Zheng to be the referee, so who will cook for us?" Zhang Yi scratched his feet, "Hurry up and use your trump card, you bastard!"

"Hang~ I hope I don't frighten her." Qiao Lier couldn't bear it, hung up the phone and walked back.

Several dishes are already on the table.

"If you don't come back, the food will be cold." Jingyan picked up a piece of French dry bread, and was about to put the foie gras in it.

"I'm sorry to keep you waiting." Qiao Lier opened the chair and sat down, then said suddenly: "Do you know why this foie gras is so fat?"

"I don't know." Jing Yan shook her head.

"It is force-feeding geese. Overfeeding causes liver disease, similar to human fatty liver."

"That doesn't sound very human."

"I dissected a patient who died of liver failure, and the liver was swollen like this, several times larger than normal." Qiao Lier gestured with his hand.

Jingyan suddenly lost her appetite, and she didn't want the foie gras. She felt a little uncomfortable eating the French buns, so she picked up the cup at hand and took a sip of freshly squeezed carrot juice.

"Be careful, don't drip the juice on your clothes." Qiao Lier handed over a tissue: "This stuff is like plasma, it won't be easy to wash off after it gets on."

Jingyan, who was still moved just now, spat out a mouthful of radish juice, "Would you please shut up while you're eating!"

"I'm sorry, I'm used to it." Qiao Lier picked up the knife and started sawing the steak, muttering to himself, "This knife is not as good as my scalpel, what a file!"

"Mr. Qiao! I don't think we are suitable!" Jing Yan put down the knife and fork with a "snap", "I'm sorry, I'm going first~"

"Do you want me to take you?"

"No need!" Jing Yan angrily walked out the door without looking back.