L.A.W.

G city police station canteen.

"You said Lao Zhou retired this time, who will be the boss of the criminal police brigade?" Zhang Yi scooped up a mouthful of rice and couldn't swallow it after watching it for a long time. "The food in the cafeteria is really fucking terrible."

"Don't worry, it's not you or me anyway." The person sitting across from Zhang had a melon-seeded face, distant eyebrows, and pursed water-coloured lips. He still lowered his head while reading a book while putting food into his mouth.

"That's right, you are in charge of forensic pathology, and I'm in charge of forensic physical evidence. We don't have a share in the round." Zhang Yi shook his upturned legs.

"It's good to know." Qiao Lier raised her pitch-black eyes to look at Zhang Yi and then continued to bury her head in the book.

"Could it be that there is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book?" Zhang Yi leaned over and closed his book with a "snap", "They changed heads, don't say it has nothing to do with us!"

"So what? It's not the same job!"

"You are wrong. The leaders are different, but there is a difference in quality." Zhang Yi stepped on the chair next door, picking his teeth with a toothpick in his hand, "If they can be stones, our easy life can continue. .”

"Brother Yixiu, who are you talking about?" Li Shi slapped him on the back, and Zhang Han and Zhen Liang followed him, "Hi, beautiful Qiao~"

Qiao Lier smiled faintly as a greeting.

"You grave bastard, do you want my life?" Zhang Yi stroked his back, "Brother Shitou, are you talking about me?"

"What are you talking about?" Li Shi pulled a chair and sat next to Zhang Yi.

"Qiao Er, check my injuries." Zhang Yi turned to Qiao Lier and said, "If I have a first-level disability, then I can directly apply for retirement."

"Let's save you, don't talk about the first level, even if you add more, it will be cheaper for you." Qiao Lier gave him a white look. (PS: Level [-] disability is the highest level, and level [-] disability is the lowest level)

"Haha! Keep pretending!" Li Shi smiled and patted Zhang Yi's shoulder.

"Don't pat your shoulders, you have to play cards after work, it's bad luck!" Zhang Yi slapped Li Shi's hand, "In terms of seniority, you have a better chance of being the leader this time, right?"

Zhen Liang snapped his fingers: "I also think this time it must be brother Shitou."

"Xin Ding, you don't have to show up too much when you're flattering." Zhang Yi trembled with a toothpick in his mouth, and stole a glance at the dark-faced Zhang Han.

"What are you laughing at? I'm telling the truth." Zhen Liang glared at Zhang Yi, then turned to Li Shi and said, "Right, brother Shitou!"

"Hey, it's better to come early than to come early, everybody~ What are you discussing?" Hearing that sissy voice, you don't need to look to know who is coming.

Zhang Yi twitched the corner of his mouth: "Dear Di Yu Ju, what brought you to the cafeteria, huh?"

Yu Zheng tapped Zhang Yi's head: "If you laugh so forcedly, don't laugh at all!"

"I didn't laugh, it's called a convulsion." Zhang Yi pointed at Qiao Lier: "If you don't believe me, ask him."

"You're looking for death! Don't drag me into the water!" Qiao Lier stood up, picked up the book, and pulled it towards Zhang Yi's forehead, so frightened that Zhang Yi hurriedly protected his head with his hands.

"Ju Yu, is there any news about the position of the captain of the criminal police?" Zhang Han asked.

"I just came back from the hall, and they have settled down after the meeting." Yu Zheng said with a look on his face, "Do you want to know who it is?"

"Don't be impatient, brothers, it won't be good if you hit hard for a while." Zhang Yi put his arms around Yu Zheng's shoulders, and weighed Yu Zheng's fat belly with his hands: "By the way, it's time to lose weight. Every year It’s not good to cheat on the physical fitness test.”

Yu Zheng slapped Zhang Yi's hand off, pointed at him with an orchid flower, and said, "Dare to threaten the leader!"

"Okay, okay!" Zhang Yi pressed his orchid finger, "Don't curl your fingers like a woman, I'll be disgusting to death."

"Cough~" Yu Zheng cleared his throat and straightened his clothes. Everyone present quieted down, and he glanced around: "It's none of you."

Li Shi and Zhang Han, who were originally looking forward to it, immediately sank, while Qiao Lier looked like he had nothing to do with himself.

"It's still a trick!" Zhang Yi stretched out his fist, "You're courting death!"

"What's the rush?" Yu Zhengyong ran his hands through his hair, "Judge~"

"OH, NO!" Zhang Yi, Li Shi and Zhang Han sighed at the same time, Qiao Lier looked indifferent, Xin Ding Zhenliang looked left and right because he didn't understand, and asked: "Brother, what's going on?"

"Damn fat boy, you're cheating." Zhang Yi lifted Yu Zheng's collar, "You actually called 'judge' over here."

Li Shi and Zhang Han glared at Yu Zheng, their fists clenching loudly.

Seeing this situation, Zhen Liang looked at the crowd in confusion: "Anyone give me some science?"

"Nicknamed 'Judge', he is a well-known criminal policeman in the police circle, but he is more famous for being a workaholic." Qiao Lier covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "To be correct, we will face endless overtime, especially you."

Zhen Liang took a deep breath, and covered his heart with his hands: "No way ~ is it still time for a ditch girl?"

"I still want to be a ditch girl. Don't think about anything other than eating, drinking, sleeping, and investigating the case." Qiao Lier sneered.

"Calm down~" Yu Zheng cried with a sad face: "I don't want to either!"

"Put P, ​​isn't your dad the deputy governor?" Zhang Yi shook his fist in front of Yu Zheng: "Why did you choose the most strict one to be the leader?"

"Exactly!" Zhang Han and Li Shi echoed.

"Put it down! I'm also your leader anyway." Yu Zheng pressed Zhang Yi's fist: "My dad said that our bureau's detection rate is low, and he lost his old man's face, so why~"

"So let the 'judge' fix us?" The three asked.

"Brothers, the rice is ready to cook." Yu Zheng wiped off his cold sweat: "I can't change the fact."

"Fatty Yu, your cooking skills are top-notch, so we'll make a big meal at your villa as compensation." Zhang Yi suggested.

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, just tonight!" Zhang Han said.

"The listener has a share." Zhen Liang came over.

"Qiaoer, are you going too?" Li Shi asked.

"Of course, if you don't go again, you may be too busy to have time to eat." Qiao Lier closed the book.

"Look at your crow's mouth." Zhang Yi squeezed Qiao Lier's face, "Don't talk nonsense."

"Okay! I'll treat you tonight." Yu Zheng turned to leave.

"Leader, why are you walking so fast?" Zhang Han held him back, "Are there ghosts in your heart?"

"Nonsense, I have to go shopping and prepare." Yu Zheng gave him a white look: "Don't judge a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart."

"Don't you have a part-time job?" Zhang Yi spat out the toothpick in his mouth: "It's unlucky these days, even drinking water can clog your teeth."

"The technical work of picking ingredients must be done by yourself." Yu Zhengyang raised his hand: "everybody~88!"

Seeing Fatty Yu running out with his fat buttocks twisting, Zhang Yi stretched his waist: "Brothers, cherish the present, eat when you need to, and drink when you need to drink!"

"It's the same people who have fallen in the end of the world!" Li Shi sighed, and put Zhang Han on the shoulder: "Brother, get out! If you have wine today, you will be drunk today."

"Is it really that serious?" Zhen Liang scratched his head and looked at Qiao Lier.

Qiao Lier shrugged, "Whether it's serious or not, you'll know soon."

The side villas on Ersha Island, the floating hills in the downtown area, the people who live on this island are either rich or expensive.

"Fatty Yu, what delicious dish did you cook to greet us tonight?" Zhang Yi sat on the hanging rattan rocking chair, with a bowl of peanuts on his trousers, grabbed one and threw it into the air, tilting his head and mouth Stretch out and catch it firmly.

"I will never treat you badly." Wearing an apron, Yu Zheng pointed at Zhang Yi with a spoon and said, "Yixiu, come down for me, this is not for rough people like you!"

"Cut, who will sit for?" Zhang Yi simply kicked off his shoe and raised one foot, picking at his foot.

"Tsk tsk~" Yu Zheng looked down on Zhang Yi, "I really don't understand how Qiao Qiao can work with you."

"Qiao Qiao won't dislike me, am I right?" Zhang Yi looked at Qiao Lier who was reclined on the chaise longue in the garden, wearing a black sleeveless top and tight-fitting cropped pants, with slender upper arms and slender legs: "Our Jojo is beautiful."

Qiao Lier glared at Zhang Yi when he heard that, he casually grabbed a plush toy from the magazine frame beside it and threw it at it, Zhang Yi turned to avoid it, and the doll fell to the ground.

"Look~ Your Qiao Qiao doesn't want to see you either." Li Shi, who was playing mahjong with Zhang Han and others, said with a smile.

"Who said that, you haven't heard of the beater's love, and the lover hits more." Zhang Yi leaned over and picked up the doll on the ground: "Beautiful Yangyang? Yo, Zheng Zheng, you are so perverted, I thought you were the most I just found a plastic doll to vent, I didn't expect to let even the beautiful sheep go, tsk tsk~"

"You...don't talk nonsense, be careful I will sue you for defamation!" Yu Zheng held up the spoon, "That's a gift I'm going to give to my girlfriend."

"Then why are you still here?" Zhang Han asked while picking cards.

"I'll share it before I can give it away~" Yu Zheng shook his body shyly while holding the spoon with his head down.

"Ouch~" Zhang Yi raised his hand as everyone was vomiting, "You'd better go back to the kitchen and come out when you're ready to eat."

"What's your attitude!" Yu Zheng stomped his feet.

"Zhengzheng, pay attention to your attitude!" Li Shi shook his finger, "Be careful that we are collectively on strike, hurry up and cook."

Yu Zheng twisted his fat hips and went back to the kitchen.

"You treat the leader like this, will you?" Zhen Liang stuck out his tongue.

"What will happen?" Liu Hua touched a card: "Xin Ding, quickly draw a card."

"Aren't you afraid of wearing small shoes?"

"Hmph~ He's still afraid that we'll wear small shoes for him." Zhang Han stretched out his hand and touched a card: "It's just a piece of trash, and I took the position of director with the support of my father."

"But he treated us pretty well." Li Shi flipped the cards over with a "snap": "Mum! I've lost, and the three of you will face each other."

Zhang Han, Liu Hua, and Zhen Liang had another wooden clip on their faces, and Zhang Yi on the hanging chair twitched with a smile: "Your criminal police team doesn't gamble. If you lose this clip, your face will be bruised tomorrow."

"Then consider them playing SM together." Qiao Lier, who was playing with her mobile phone on the imperial concubine, suddenly said something that sent chills down the spine of the three of them.

"My dad always told me that the most poisonous beauty is, whether you are looking for a wife or a lover, don't look too beautiful." Zhang Han squinted at Qiao Lier.

"Brother, let's talk when you can find it!" Liu Hua lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, blowing smoke rings into the air.

"It's time to eat!" Yu Zheng walked out of the kitchen while taking off his apron.

Everyone sat down, and the table was filled with colorful and fragrant dishes.

"Taste this soup first." Yu Zheng served soup for everyone. The milky white soup had a faint fishy smell unique to seafood.

"Yu Ju, what kind of soup is this?" Zhen Liang took a sip, "It smells so good."

"Salmon fish bones are boiled in Zhunshan." Yu Zheng picked up a piece of chicken and put it in Qiao Lier's bowl: "Little Qiao, try this."

"What's new this time?" Qiao Lier picked up the chicken in the bowl, the skin was slightly charred and sweet, the inside was tender, and the meat juice overflowed after biting.

"Rice cooker chicken, cut a few knives on the thick meat of the chicken thighs and breasts, marinate the whole chicken with seasoning, put a few green onions under it, put oil in the pot and let it simmer slowly." Yu Zheng put another piece into Qiao Lier's bowl "Eat more."

"Zhengzheng, I want it too." Zhang put a bowl in front of Yu Zheng, "You can't treat one more favorably than another."

"I only eat it for beauties, are you a beauty?"

"It used to be." Zhang raised his head and answered confidently.

"Cough~" Zhen Liang next to him burst out laughing.

Li Shi patted his back for him and said, "Brother rub it a little bit, it's not considered a work-related injury if you swallow it to death here."

"One prawn, two meals, porridge for the head, sashimi for the body." Zhang Han chewed the lobster sashimi, "Zhengzheng, you are quite good at cooking, not being a chef is a waste of your talent!"

"My childhood dream was to be a chef." Yu Zheng supported his fat chin, "and then opened a restaurant of his own."

"This wish is not difficult to come true." Qiao Lier looked at him sideways, his eyes like stars in the darkness.

"My dad won't let it go, the tiger father has no dogs." Yu Zheng sighed, "I have to be some kind of police chief."

Everyone was speechless for a moment, silence is golden.

After dinner, in the garden.

"It seems that being born with a golden key in your mouth will not come true." Zhang Yi brewed tea, "What kind of tea is this? It smells good."

"Shan Cong." Qiao Lier took a sip, the tea soup was clear and sweet, "How many people in this world are doing jobs that are their dreams."

"Aren't you?" Qiao Lier raised his eyes without any emotion: "What about you?"

"I don't have any big ambitions, and I don't have any special hobbies. I'm a college student who came out of a ravine, a once-in-a-century college student in the whole village. I'm satisfied to be able to earn a solid job in a big city." Zhang Yi picked up a bottle of Carlsberg and took a few sips. "It's still good to drink wine, but I don't know how to appreciate tea."

"This mentality is quite good." Qiao Lier poured tea for herself.

"You had a blind date last week, how was it?"

"What can I do?"

"No way?" Zhang Yi put down the wine bottle, "Blowing again?"

"Don't talk about it. When I heard that it was a forensic doctor, I washed the hands I shook eight hundred times."

"Discrimination, real discrimination!" Zhang Yi straightened his face, "If you still can't get a wife by the age of 60, let's live together."

"Why are these words so familiar, I seem to have heard them somewhere before." Qiao Lier turned his head and thought for a while, "Spirit, Huo Simiao said to Mei Xiaohu, treating me as a woman? Get the hell out of here."

"Slip of the tongue! It must be a slip of the tongue!" Zhang Yi handed over a basket of lychees: "This one is good, sweet."

Qiao Lier picked one, peeled off the shell, squeezed the crystal-clear flesh with two fingers and put it into his mouth, and at the end he added his scallion-like fingertips playfully.

"Hey!" Zhang Yi roared.

"What for?" Qiao Lier raised his eyebrows.

"It's a crime not to bring such tempting people, you know?" Zhang Yi coughed lightly twice.

"Senior brother, tell me what 'Judge' is like, so that I, a rookie, will be prepared." Zhen Liang came over.

"Are you a cat? Why is there no sound when you walk over?" Zhang Yi raised his head and drank the last drop of wine, "Eight feet tall, dark skin, sword eyebrows and long beard, with a moon-shaped scar between the eyebrows."

"How do you look like that..." Zhen Liang frowned and thought for a while, before he suddenly realized: "Bao Zheng! Zhang Yi, you're playing tricks on me!"

"Haha!" Zhang Yi and Qiao Lier laughed so hard.