bear hand

When my brother-in-law came up and saw me, his expression suddenly became serious. I had already guessed that my brother-in-law would have this expression when he saw me. In order not to be suspicious, I also thought of a way to deal with it. I threw the beer can in my hand and rushed In the past, she held her brother-in-law's collar and looked at him.

Me: "It's really a narrow road to enemies, and you sometimes fall into my hands."

The four eyes are facing each other, and the eyes can reveal some information, at least it can make him feel some.

Baldy: "Why, brother knows him?"

Me: "How could I not know the person who gave me two years in prison?"

I pinched my brother-in-law's neck, and he spat out my face very cooperatively. I wiped my face, smiled, and punched him hard in the stomach. I don't know why, but I punched really hard. , Maybe it's the hatred for my brother-in-law, hehe, who made him a straight man?

Me: "Brother Jie, can this dead policeman make me feel good?"

Baldy: "Okay, just don't kill me, I'll leave it to you to take it easy."

Me: "I haven't touched a woman for a long time, the peach blossoms can't bloom, so I let him bloom the chrysanthemums, let him have a good time."

Baldy: "..."

Everyone present was dumbfounded again.

Brother-in-law: "If you want to kill you, kill me, don't insult me!!"

Me: "I want your life to be worse than death."

I dragged my brother-in-law by the back collar and walked into the house, where my brother-in-law bared his teeth and the people behind seemed to be laughing, but I was thinking, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you are so fucking heavy, drag him into the room after……

Me: "Good acting."

Brother-in-law: "...how hard was your punch just now?"

Me: "Or prepare to get shot."

Brother-in-law: "...why are you here."

Me: "It's not for you, you keep shouting, I'll tear your clothes first, in order not to make them suspicious, you rush out half naked and I'll drag you in again."

Brother-in-law: "...why don't you study directing?"

Me: "I went to prison before entering the directing department."

Afterwards, I saw a fat paper trousers were torn and fled in horror. Half of the underwear leaked out, and there was a piggy pattern on it. As soon as I crossed the threshold, I was carried back by one hand, and then I heard the sound of locking the door. , and then... there was a male silver scream.Outside, everyone was sweating on their foreheads.

Minion A: "This guy called Brother Xiong is too bold."

Minion B: "Yes, yes...don't offend him in the future, maybe the real chrysanthemum will bloom"

Minion C: "That person is so pitiful..."

Baldy: "The police should be sympathetic to you!!"

Minion Ding: "Why am I not that person..."

All eyes turned to him...

Baldy: "Bring me a melon..."