bear hand

My sister looked at me, nodded helplessly, got up and walked to the toilet, took out a key from her pocket, and opened the door of the toilet with a "click".The brother-in-law who was hiding in the toilet looked at my sister dumbfounded, looking very frightened.

Sister: "Come out and eat. The smell in the toilet is very strong. It's a good thing you can eat it."

The brother-in-law's teary eyes are very similar to the expression I used before. If he said "meow" again, it would be even cuter.After coming out of the toilet, we sat at the dining table. My brother-in-law was enjoying himself eating beef jerky. I kept staring at my brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law: "I don't have anything on my mouth."

I do not have it."

Brother-in-law: "Then why do you keep staring at me?"

Me: "Brother-in-law, you are so white and cute."

Brother-in-law and sister immediately had two black lines on their faces, and I was slapped on the table by Lu Chen.

Me: "...day, you will be jealous too."

Lu Chen: "...who told you to talk nonsense."

I:"……"

Brother-in-law: "Lu Chen, take good care of him from now on. If you take good care of him, your sister will feel at ease."

Me: "Chenchen hasn't formally accepted me yet, don't talk nonsense."

Brother-in-law: "Cut~, haven't you noticed what happened just now?"

Sister: "Okay, okay, you two stop teasing Lu Chen."

Me: "By the way, sister, I want to open a shop with Lu Chen after I celebrate the new year."

Sister: "What store do you open?"

Me: "Lu Chen likes to play games, so I might as well sell game consoles."

Lu Chen: "...don't think about it."

Me: "Even if I don't do this, I still have to find a job. I don't know anything, so I just join a game store. If you are happy, I will save trouble."

Sister: "But do you know how to do business? You don't like playing games, do you know that industry?"

Me: "That's why I said I want to join, so I just need to get the goods and sell them."

Sister: "That's fine, find something to do by yourself."

Brother-in-law: "...beef jerky."

Sister: "Today is the last time. If I want to eat it later, I will cut a piece of your meat and give you dried pork."

Me: "Brother-in-law, that's bear meat."

Lu Chen pinched hard on the right side of my stomach, full of jealousy.

Lu Chen: "You still have to go shopping for clothes later."

Me: "...Well, buy clothes."

There was a lot of cold sweat on my head, Lu Chen strangled me to death.

Lu Chen: "Brother-in-law, you can go too later."

Brother-in-law: "Yes."

Me: "Sister, can you go?"

Sister: "Forget it, you guys go, I have a full stomach now, and I am exhausted."

Brother-in-law: "Well, I think it's almost time to give birth."

Sister: "Yes, we will see our child soon."

My heart is bleeding right now