bear hand

I asked Lu Chen to close the door so as not to wake them up.I climbed up in front of my brother-in-law, who was pouting and squirming off the sofa.I used a very sissy, sissy, sissy voice.

Me: "Handsome brother, come on, here are delicious beef jerky."

Brother-in-law: "Beef jerky... Beef jerky..."

Me: "You kiss me and I'll give you a bite."

Brother-in-law: "Kiss...kiss..." And the mouth became even bigger.

I put the shoes I took off in front of him, and watched him approach the shoes with my own eyes. Lu Chen was about to suffer from internal injuries there, and told me not to be so ruthless, I slapped his butt hard.

Brother-in-law: "Ah!! Beef jerky..."

Me: "How can there be any beef jerky."

Brother-in-law: "So it was a dream..."

Lu Chen: "Brother, you are so greedy for beef jerky."

Brother-in-law: "Don't mention it, ever since Cheng Tian's sister asked me to lose weight, he cut off all meat. The last time I ate meat seemed to be what Cheng Tian gave me last time."

Me: "... I'm sorry for you, then I'll give you this card, which contains the [-] you gave me. I haven't spent it all the time, so you can save it to buy snacks."

The brother-in-law's eyes were filled with tears instantly, so poor that he was about to die.

Sister: "Well, I will keep it for him."

The brother-in-law looked so pitiful that he was about to die, but he turned petrified in an instant. He turned his head little by little, and saw his sister yawning while protecting her belly.

Me: "...I said, sister, don't be so hungry brother-in-law, beef is not very calorie, so it's okay to give him some."

Sister: "He, he can gain weight by drinking cold water, and he will almost lose his weight even if he becomes fatter."

Lu Chen petrified instantly. (Brother-in-law 75KG Lu Chen 85KG)

Me: "...you hurt another innocent fat paper."

Sister: "...I'm sorry."

Lu Chen: "...it doesn't matter."

Brother-in-law: "By the way, Lu Chen, you can call me brother-in-law from now on. Anyway, you and Cheng Tian are also together. It's weird for you to call me brother."

Lu Chen: "Who is with him..."

Me: "Sister, teach me how to manage the house, my fat paper is going to run out of steam."

Lu Chen: "Hello sister, hello brother-in-law."

Sister: "You two came so early, didn't you have a meal? I'll cook for you."

Me: "We have already eaten, ask what you two want, I will bring you some back, I will take Lu Chen to the supermarket, your belly is so big, don't go out of the kitchen by yourself, I will go to KFC to buy you some porridge Bar."

Sister: "Alright, I'll bring back a few fried dough sticks by the way."

Me: "Brother-in-law, what do you eat?"

The brother-in-law glanced at his sister: "Hey, let's have deep-fried dough sticks, hibiscus soup, preserved egg and lean pork porridge."

Sister: "Well, don't put meat in the preserved egg and lean meat porridge."

Me: "Well..."

When I was putting on my shoes, I turned around and saw my brother-in-law. He still had that lovely and pitiful expression. Judging by the shape of his mouth, there were three words, beef jerky, beef jerky.I nodded, and a satisfied expression appeared on my brother-in-law's face.

Sister: "By the way, Cheng Tian, ​​if you buy beef jerky and come back later, you can just wait until you run out of food."

Lu Chen and I left my sister's house with two black lines on our heads.

Lu Chen: "Your sister won't treat your brother-in-law like this after she got married, right?"

Me: "That's not true, that's how they were when they fell in love."

Lu Chen: "...women are really scary."

Me: "No, women who study finance and economics are scary."

Lu Chen: "I finally know why you like men?"

Me: "Why pinch?"

Lu Chen: "I was scared by your sister."

Me: "Cut, my sister is so kind to me. Give me all the beef jerky I saved from my brother-in-law's mouth."

Lu Chen: "Aren't you afraid of meeting a man who studies finance and economics?"

Me: "Let me tell you some good news, I have almost learned all my sister's books by myself."