Fat Guangge's happy time
Chapter 99 (The new book "I Picked Up a Bear by the Roadside")
The Alto car was driven by Cai Yilin's men, and Sima Xi was dragged into the Hummer by him.There was also a coquettish woman in her 20s sitting in the car. She was about to post Cai Yilin, but he pushed her away.
"Go, go, don't get tired of me, go and sit in front. I want to talk to my brother!"
The woman glanced at Sima Xi, then reluctantly stepped across and sat in the passenger seat.The woman was wearing a miniskirt with tight hips.The moment she straddled, Sima Xi noticed that this woman was not wearing underwear at all.
Sima Xi smiled wryly, this Cai Yilin is always so out of tune.
The two sat down next to each other, but Cai Yilin didn't say a word, just stared at Sima Xi closely.Sima Xi felt a little uncomfortable being watched by him.
"Xiao Caier, why are you staring at me all the time? It's not like you haven't seen me before."
Xiao Caier was about to answer, but was interrupted by the woman's laughter just now. "Haha, so you have a nickname called Xiaocai'er!" Xiaocai'er suddenly stood up, stooped, grabbed the hair on the top of the woman's head with her other hand, and beat her face down with her other hand. .The woman screamed, Sima Xi couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly stopped Xiao Cai'er.
"Xiao Caier, stop, what are you doing!"
"Fuck, you are my father, Xiao Caier is also called by you? If you dare to talk nonsense, I will throw you out of the car!" Xiao Caier cursed at the woman angrily, and let go of her hand.
Sima Xi was a little embarrassed, thinking, this Cai Yilin is really playing too big.Unable to bear it, his expression tightened, and he said, "So, you should throw me down first, I was the one who opened the mouth first."
Xiao Caier was taken aback, and immediately realized that Sima Xi had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Oh, Sima Xi, I didn't mean that. You call me Xiao Caier, I'm happy, I love to hear it, but other people just can't do it!"
"Then you don't have to be so excited. After all, she is a woman, so hit her right away!"
Xiaocai'er chuckled. "I'm talking about Sima Xi, you're still the same, you always show kindness to anyone you catch. She's also a woman? She's my son, just a high-end pheasant!"
"Can you respect others?" Sima Xi was a little annoyed.
Xiao Caier didn't mind, she still had a hippie smile on her face. "Respect? How much is it worth? If you put a wad of banknotes in front of her, you can let her bark like a dog! If you don't believe me, ask her yourself."
Sima Xi looked suspiciously at Xiao Cai'er, but saw the woman smiling, as if nothing had happened.Sima Xi's mind suddenly felt a little broken, and he stretched out his hand to touch Xiao Cai'er's chest.
"Hey, Sima Xi, I'm a serious man!" Sima Xi's hand had already reached into Xiao Cai'er's suit pocket, making Xiao Cai'er confused.
Sima Xi continued to writhe with a blank expression: "I just want to see how much money you have with you, why don't you throw the money at my feet and let me bark like a dog for you!"
Seeing Sima Xi's angry look, Xiao Cai'er understood, and suddenly stretched out her arms, wrapping Sima Xi in her arms.He said viciously: "Sima Xi, whoever dares to let you bark like a dog in the future, I will definitely kill him!"
Sima Xi was taken aback, Xiao Cai'er hugged her tightly, a wave of strength and warmth spread into Sima Xi's heart.This little fat man is fatter and fairer than a few years ago.It's just that on the right side of the brow, there is an extra scar and a trace of fierceness.In the past few years, life must not have been so easy on the surface, right?Sima Xi hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his arms, hugged Xiao Cai'er lightly, and joked, "Didn't I just lend you a few hundred dollars back then? It's up to you, what's the point? You don't have to do that to pay off the debt!"
Xiao Cai'er let go of Sima Xi, and her face returned to normal.
"Grass, I have already paid you back the money I owe you!"
"Huh?" Sima Xi pondered for a while, then immediately remembered.This kid is from Hunan, and the trading company in Yueyang called 60 yuan, but they never asked for the goods.It seems that it must be the kid's money.
"Oh, if I had known about such a high interest rate, I would have lent you hundreds of thousands!" Sima Xi pretended to be remorseful.Xiao Caier sneered and said, "Tch, were you rich at that time? You gave me three hundred yuan last time, and you only kept 100 yuan for yourself. I was worried that I would starve you to death!"
The distance was not far, and the two of them arrived at "Master Cai's 10-minute super fast cut shop" before they could sigh.Towels were spread out in a mess at the door, and the shop was also in a mess. There were seven or eight urban management personnel inside, and the shop manager laughed along with him.But it seems that those people don't buy it.
Sima Xi went over to negotiate, and it took him a long time to understand.The sun is strong today, so the little girl in the barber shop puts the towel on the towel rack and puts it at the door to dry.Not long after, a group of urban management came, and later they even tore off the posters on the glass in the store.The problem is, the practice of the barber shop is actually not too much, any barber shop will take out the towels to dry.
There was an elderly man inside, who seemed to be the leader of the gang of urban management.Sima Xi concentrated his energy on negotiating with this person. Everyone could understand what he said.However, the man remained indifferent, kept his mouth shut, and insisted on doing business properly.Sima Xi suddenly realized when he saw this person glanced out of the window from time to time, followed his gaze, and saw Sister Xiao who was looking outside the hairdressing shop opposite.
It just so happened that Xiao Caier also noticed something was wrong.Urban management is the same all over the world. Generally, they will only "strictly enforce the law" against small businesses and hawkers who set up stalls, because there is no profit to be made.Right now, Sima Xi has revealed that the urban management brothers can't "work in vain", but they still don't let go, there must be someone deliberately making trouble.
Xiao Cai'er is not a young child, knowing that going on like this would be a waste of effort, so she pulled Sima Xi aside and questioned her.Sima Xi briefly talked about his grievances with Sister Xiao, Xiao Caier pulled Sima Xi, ignored the gang of urban management, directly pressed Sima Xi on a chair, and made a gesture with his own horse.
"Darling, come here and give Brother Xi a whole massage, and take good care of you."
Sima Xi didn't know why, but Xiao Cai'er pressed his shoulders vigorously, so he had to toss about it.
Xiao Cai'er waved her hand to beckon a tall man who looked quite capable under her command, and whispered something in her ear.Four big men came out in a file, and after a while, there was a burst of crying and howling from Sister Xiao's hairdressing shop.
Through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, everyone looked across.I saw figures floating in Sister Xiao's hairdresser's shop across the street.The four big men each held a baseball bat that seemed to be taken from the car, and they were smashing around inside.Crashing is the sound of broken glass; ding-dong is the kissing of sticks and tables and chairs; oh my god, it is the natural reaction of human muscle pain.
After a while, the four big men returned to Sima Xi's barbershop.Xiao Cai'er stuffed her mobile phone into the hand of the urban management leader with a blank expression.
"Help call the police!" The city management officers were already stunned, and the leader dared not call. "Fuck, hurry up. As a law enforcement officer, you don't know how to deal with this matter?"
Seeing that Xiao Caier didn't seem to be joking, the leader had no choice but to dial 110.Xiao Caier waved to another man under his command, and said to him: "Binzai, the police will come later, you go and pay the bill. I will fish you out in a few days."
The man named Binzai nodded, "No problem, boss! I understand, you are afraid of hurting Brother Xi." He said this very loudly, as if he wanted Sima Xi to hear it on purpose.Sima Xi couldn't help but smile wryly. It seems that the way to deal with hooligans is to be even more hooligan than hooligans.
Xiao Caier turned around, took out 1000 yuan and handed it to the urban management leader. "It's not in vain for everyone to come here, it's getting late, let's go have a light meal."
The city manager looked at the four big men in black suits, and then at the big Hummer at the door, and realized that he had encountered a tough situation, how could he dare to take the money, so he hurriedly pushed back.Xiaocai'er was impatient.
"Fuck me, if I want you to eat it, I'll give it to me! Ge Laozi, if it wasn't because I, brother Xi, is an educated person, I wouldn't bother talking to you. Get out of here quickly, and don't let me see you again!"
The few city management officers didn't dare to say anything, and walked out in a hurry.As soon as I crossed the road, I ran into Sister Xiao with disheveled hair and a large bruise around her mouth.Sister Xiao was about to say something to the leader, but the leader gave Sister Xiao a hard look, turned his head and left.
Sister Xiao and Zhang Er couldn't figure out their minds. They knew that they had the pearl in their hands, and they would win a thousand miles away.Why did the sudden change of circumstances make me dizzy as a local snake?Looking at the figures of a group of urban management officers gradually leaving, loneliness, grievance, and helplessness all came to mind, and grief came from his heart, and he sat down on the street, crying loudly.
"Heaven, earth! You don't have eyes, you bully my orphans and widows, you have no one to rely on..."
The style is unique, everyone said it was good after reading it!
"Go, go, don't get tired of me, go and sit in front. I want to talk to my brother!"
The woman glanced at Sima Xi, then reluctantly stepped across and sat in the passenger seat.The woman was wearing a miniskirt with tight hips.The moment she straddled, Sima Xi noticed that this woman was not wearing underwear at all.
Sima Xi smiled wryly, this Cai Yilin is always so out of tune.
The two sat down next to each other, but Cai Yilin didn't say a word, just stared at Sima Xi closely.Sima Xi felt a little uncomfortable being watched by him.
"Xiao Caier, why are you staring at me all the time? It's not like you haven't seen me before."
Xiao Caier was about to answer, but was interrupted by the woman's laughter just now. "Haha, so you have a nickname called Xiaocai'er!" Xiaocai'er suddenly stood up, stooped, grabbed the hair on the top of the woman's head with her other hand, and beat her face down with her other hand. .The woman screamed, Sima Xi couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly stopped Xiao Cai'er.
"Xiao Caier, stop, what are you doing!"
"Fuck, you are my father, Xiao Caier is also called by you? If you dare to talk nonsense, I will throw you out of the car!" Xiao Caier cursed at the woman angrily, and let go of her hand.
Sima Xi was a little embarrassed, thinking, this Cai Yilin is really playing too big.Unable to bear it, his expression tightened, and he said, "So, you should throw me down first, I was the one who opened the mouth first."
Xiao Caier was taken aback, and immediately realized that Sima Xi had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Oh, Sima Xi, I didn't mean that. You call me Xiao Caier, I'm happy, I love to hear it, but other people just can't do it!"
"Then you don't have to be so excited. After all, she is a woman, so hit her right away!"
Xiaocai'er chuckled. "I'm talking about Sima Xi, you're still the same, you always show kindness to anyone you catch. She's also a woman? She's my son, just a high-end pheasant!"
"Can you respect others?" Sima Xi was a little annoyed.
Xiao Caier didn't mind, she still had a hippie smile on her face. "Respect? How much is it worth? If you put a wad of banknotes in front of her, you can let her bark like a dog! If you don't believe me, ask her yourself."
Sima Xi looked suspiciously at Xiao Cai'er, but saw the woman smiling, as if nothing had happened.Sima Xi's mind suddenly felt a little broken, and he stretched out his hand to touch Xiao Cai'er's chest.
"Hey, Sima Xi, I'm a serious man!" Sima Xi's hand had already reached into Xiao Cai'er's suit pocket, making Xiao Cai'er confused.
Sima Xi continued to writhe with a blank expression: "I just want to see how much money you have with you, why don't you throw the money at my feet and let me bark like a dog for you!"
Seeing Sima Xi's angry look, Xiao Cai'er understood, and suddenly stretched out her arms, wrapping Sima Xi in her arms.He said viciously: "Sima Xi, whoever dares to let you bark like a dog in the future, I will definitely kill him!"
Sima Xi was taken aback, Xiao Cai'er hugged her tightly, a wave of strength and warmth spread into Sima Xi's heart.This little fat man is fatter and fairer than a few years ago.It's just that on the right side of the brow, there is an extra scar and a trace of fierceness.In the past few years, life must not have been so easy on the surface, right?Sima Xi hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his arms, hugged Xiao Cai'er lightly, and joked, "Didn't I just lend you a few hundred dollars back then? It's up to you, what's the point? You don't have to do that to pay off the debt!"
Xiao Cai'er let go of Sima Xi, and her face returned to normal.
"Grass, I have already paid you back the money I owe you!"
"Huh?" Sima Xi pondered for a while, then immediately remembered.This kid is from Hunan, and the trading company in Yueyang called 60 yuan, but they never asked for the goods.It seems that it must be the kid's money.
"Oh, if I had known about such a high interest rate, I would have lent you hundreds of thousands!" Sima Xi pretended to be remorseful.Xiao Caier sneered and said, "Tch, were you rich at that time? You gave me three hundred yuan last time, and you only kept 100 yuan for yourself. I was worried that I would starve you to death!"
The distance was not far, and the two of them arrived at "Master Cai's 10-minute super fast cut shop" before they could sigh.Towels were spread out in a mess at the door, and the shop was also in a mess. There were seven or eight urban management personnel inside, and the shop manager laughed along with him.But it seems that those people don't buy it.
Sima Xi went over to negotiate, and it took him a long time to understand.The sun is strong today, so the little girl in the barber shop puts the towel on the towel rack and puts it at the door to dry.Not long after, a group of urban management came, and later they even tore off the posters on the glass in the store.The problem is, the practice of the barber shop is actually not too much, any barber shop will take out the towels to dry.
There was an elderly man inside, who seemed to be the leader of the gang of urban management.Sima Xi concentrated his energy on negotiating with this person. Everyone could understand what he said.However, the man remained indifferent, kept his mouth shut, and insisted on doing business properly.Sima Xi suddenly realized when he saw this person glanced out of the window from time to time, followed his gaze, and saw Sister Xiao who was looking outside the hairdressing shop opposite.
It just so happened that Xiao Caier also noticed something was wrong.Urban management is the same all over the world. Generally, they will only "strictly enforce the law" against small businesses and hawkers who set up stalls, because there is no profit to be made.Right now, Sima Xi has revealed that the urban management brothers can't "work in vain", but they still don't let go, there must be someone deliberately making trouble.
Xiao Cai'er is not a young child, knowing that going on like this would be a waste of effort, so she pulled Sima Xi aside and questioned her.Sima Xi briefly talked about his grievances with Sister Xiao, Xiao Caier pulled Sima Xi, ignored the gang of urban management, directly pressed Sima Xi on a chair, and made a gesture with his own horse.
"Darling, come here and give Brother Xi a whole massage, and take good care of you."
Sima Xi didn't know why, but Xiao Cai'er pressed his shoulders vigorously, so he had to toss about it.
Xiao Cai'er waved her hand to beckon a tall man who looked quite capable under her command, and whispered something in her ear.Four big men came out in a file, and after a while, there was a burst of crying and howling from Sister Xiao's hairdressing shop.
Through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, everyone looked across.I saw figures floating in Sister Xiao's hairdresser's shop across the street.The four big men each held a baseball bat that seemed to be taken from the car, and they were smashing around inside.Crashing is the sound of broken glass; ding-dong is the kissing of sticks and tables and chairs; oh my god, it is the natural reaction of human muscle pain.
After a while, the four big men returned to Sima Xi's barbershop.Xiao Cai'er stuffed her mobile phone into the hand of the urban management leader with a blank expression.
"Help call the police!" The city management officers were already stunned, and the leader dared not call. "Fuck, hurry up. As a law enforcement officer, you don't know how to deal with this matter?"
Seeing that Xiao Caier didn't seem to be joking, the leader had no choice but to dial 110.Xiao Caier waved to another man under his command, and said to him: "Binzai, the police will come later, you go and pay the bill. I will fish you out in a few days."
The man named Binzai nodded, "No problem, boss! I understand, you are afraid of hurting Brother Xi." He said this very loudly, as if he wanted Sima Xi to hear it on purpose.Sima Xi couldn't help but smile wryly. It seems that the way to deal with hooligans is to be even more hooligan than hooligans.
Xiao Caier turned around, took out 1000 yuan and handed it to the urban management leader. "It's not in vain for everyone to come here, it's getting late, let's go have a light meal."
The city manager looked at the four big men in black suits, and then at the big Hummer at the door, and realized that he had encountered a tough situation, how could he dare to take the money, so he hurriedly pushed back.Xiaocai'er was impatient.
"Fuck me, if I want you to eat it, I'll give it to me! Ge Laozi, if it wasn't because I, brother Xi, is an educated person, I wouldn't bother talking to you. Get out of here quickly, and don't let me see you again!"
The few city management officers didn't dare to say anything, and walked out in a hurry.As soon as I crossed the road, I ran into Sister Xiao with disheveled hair and a large bruise around her mouth.Sister Xiao was about to say something to the leader, but the leader gave Sister Xiao a hard look, turned his head and left.
Sister Xiao and Zhang Er couldn't figure out their minds. They knew that they had the pearl in their hands, and they would win a thousand miles away.Why did the sudden change of circumstances make me dizzy as a local snake?Looking at the figures of a group of urban management officers gradually leaving, loneliness, grievance, and helplessness all came to mind, and grief came from his heart, and he sat down on the street, crying loudly.
"Heaven, earth! You don't have eyes, you bully my orphans and widows, you have no one to rely on..."
The style is unique, everyone said it was good after reading it!
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