Fat Guangge's happy time

The same room, the same kang head, and the same quilt.It is very calm, of course, the premise is that Sima Xi and Zhao Dayong are both wearing clothes.

The same blue sky, the same world, the same dream.It was impossible, because the fat man Guang who was carrying big and small bags was already exhausted and bored.

Sister Xiao pestered him before and insisted on going shopping with her by herself.The reason is that everyone is good friends, and I am a weak woman, so Brother Guang, do you just have the heart to watch me exhausted by myself?Brother Guang, you have always been an upright man, a real man, MAN!

In a few words, Fatty Guang's male hormones were stimulated.Men, you must have the heart to protect the weak!

However, after visiting two shopping malls, Fatty Guang felt that he no longer looked like a man.His heels hurt, he was covered in sweat, he was out of breath, and his hands seemed to be carrying a heavy load.It turns out that shopping with women is more tiring than carrying bricks at a construction site.The most terrible thing is that Sister Xiao has to pick everything for a long time.Ask the fat man about this and that.Fatty only knows this and that.

Sima Xi bought all of his outfits for him.In the past, I even complained about Sima Xi, buying everything without asking my opinion.Looking at it now, Sima Xi's actions are simply Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva alive!

"Sister Xiao, you asked me for my opinion. But I'm a rough old man, so what aesthetics do I have?"

"Brother Guang, you are wrong. Women dress up for men, are you a man? Tell me, is this one good-looking?" Sister Xiao gave Fatty a dissatisfied look.

"Well, it looks good, sister Xiao, you are so handsome!"

"Really? How good is it?" Sister Xiao deliberately cupped her chest with both hands.

"This... that... Hey, I said Sister Xiao, please spare me!" Fatty Guang couldn't speak, he was a little anxious. "My jacket and suit are bought by Xixi; my underwear and socks are also bought by Xixi; even my toothbrush and toothpaste are bought by him. I never know how to pick things!"

"Really? No wonder this dress is so ugly!" Sister Xiao picked out the clothes for a long time, and put them back casually.

"It doesn't look good, you still ask me?" Fatty Guang thought to himself, it seems that Sister Xiao's IQ is comparable to his own.

Sister Xiao was in no mood to pick clothes at all. "Let's talk about you, Xixi on the left and Xixi on the right. Do you really think of Sima Xi as a wife? Why are you two big men like this? I think it's because of Sima Xi, a badass... "

"Shut up the fuck!" The fat man threw all the big and small bags on the ground with a clatter. "What's wrong with you, Sima Xi? Xixi treats me very well and never said anything bad about you. I won't be so wordy with you. From now on, don't speak ill of him in front of me!"

After finishing speaking, the fat man turned around and walked out without looking back.After getting into the car, Toyota left with a roar.Leaving Sister Xiao alone, she stared blankly at the pile of things on the ground.

The fat man drove around indiscriminately for a few times, and even went through a red light.It took a long time before my mood calmed down.In the past few days, after hearing that Sima Xi had returned to his hometown, this sister Xiao came to look for him every day.Watch a movie today, eat hot pot tomorrow.Now I'm shopping again, why didn't I realize why this person was so annoying before.

Is the behavior just now a bit too much?I don't know what happened, but when I heard someone speak ill of Sima Xi, I immediately got angry.Xixi, this stinky boy, when will you come back?Mom, it doesn't show when you're tired of being together, and it's only been a few days since we've been apart, so I just miss him.What a waste, there are already a pile of dirty panties and smelly socks at home!

Fatty was unhappy, and Sister Xiao was even more upset.Leave the shop alone and don't look at it, don't worry about business, just run over to hook up with Fatty Guang.I didn't expect this fat man to be so incomprehensible.Grandma's, it's all about that damned Sima Xi, who seduced Guangdi, a good man, first!I originally planned to take advantage of Sima Xi's absence to promote my relationship with Fatty Guang, but how did I think that stealing a chicken would not be a waste of money?No, the progress is too slow if it continues like this.Maybe I can't deal with Fatty Guang, my old lady, I'll go and deal with Sima Xi, this little face.

That night, Sister Xiao "sincerely" expressed her apology to Fatty Guang on the phone.It is said that women have such unpleasant days every month, and it just so happens that today is it.So, Brother Guang, you are a man, you are a man, so don't bother with your sister.

Fatty Guang couldn't bear smiling faces the most, so he naturally didn't take it seriously.Sister Xiao took the opportunity to chat with Fatty Guang about homework, complimenting Sima Xi from time to time, and expressing concern at the same time.

"Brother Guang, it seems that you haven't called Sima Xi these few days?"

"Hey, don't mention it. He always doesn't activate roaming when he goes back to his hometown. He only left me his landline number, but I was afraid that his father would pick me up, and his father didn't know me and thought I was a bad person, so I didn't dare." Hit." Fatty Guang sighed.

"Really? What's his home phone number?" Sister Xiao asked casually.

"310XXXX. Hey, sister Xiao, why are you asking this?"

"Oh, it's all right, I just asked casually." Sister Xiao concealed, "How about, brother Guang, let me call you and urge him to come back?"

"Don't tell me, don't hit me!" Fatty Guang said hurriedly. Although he was simple-minded, he also understood that no parent could accept his relationship with Sima Xi.

Poor Fatty Guang, how could he understand that he is still a primary school student compared to Sister Xiao who has wandered around the society for many years.Sister Xiao not only called, but also waited until Sima Xiong came to answer.

It was such a small long-distance call that brewed a bloody disaster of life and death.

PS: It is recommended to read the complete novel "My Bear, My Bear" with a unique style)