Fat Guangge's happy time

Sima Xi summed up the sad past of Fatty Guang, a total of 12 years, divided into three stages:

The first stage.As a 23-year-old leftover man in rural areas (no way, some rural areas get married very early, and they often falsely report their age when they are [-] or [-]), it is easy to enter the bridal chamber and become a bachelor, and the daughter-in-law is also considered beautiful and generous. , the daughter-in-law died in a car accident on the way back to her natal home, and tragically left Fatty Guang who was still in passion.

second stage.As a middle-aged man with strong blood and strong desires, he was finally able to let go of two years of grief and longing, and was introduced to marry a foreign girl.Unexpectedly, the good times this time have not yet come to an end, and the foreign girls are swept away, and they run away after taking their belongings.

The third phase.A few years later, my family was poor and had no confidence, so I had to marry a little widow who was several years younger than me. At first, I was serious about farming, but soon the little widow thought that the fat man was too fat, and made it clear that he didn't like doing that.Of course the fat man would not do it, but at least his whole son.The little widow also said that the family was too poor, when did she earn money outside and come back, the little lady would sleep with you!

But what made Sima Xi angry the most was that the little widow actually said that if she couldn't bear a son, it must be because of the fat man's fault. Otherwise, why did the three wives only bloom but not bear fruit?

"Is it that powerful, a quilt? Can you come out so many at a time?" Sima Xixin said Brother Guang is really an idiot. Could it be that he can't even fly a plane?

Seeing that Sima Xi doubted himself, the fat man was not happy: "Why am I lying to you? It's just a big guy like me. It's called a map of China, and even Taiwan has it! I knew that the old chairman would use it to attack , as soon as I shot the tube, I solved that place."

"White."

"How white?"

"Well, it's very white, similar to milk, but much stickier than milk."

Now, Sima Xi has a bottom line in his heart.It seems that the healthy fat man has nothing wrong with him, and the problem must lie with the little widow.Think about it, a solid man who is obviously full of energy, but is slandered by a widow every day, making excuses not to let him go to bed, it is really a waste of money!Such a good man, that girl actually looked down on him.Grass, she doesn't want it, I want it!

"What's the matter, Xixi, what are you thinking?" Seeing the change of expression on Sima Xi's face, the fat man felt a little terrified.

Sima Xi was suddenly interrupted from his wild thoughts, and said casually: "Brother Guang, you are really unlucky. I don't know whether it is you who beat women or women who beat you."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm so annoyed, I think, why don't I break up with that bitch, and be single for the rest of my life, and it's not bad to have no one to talk about all day long."

Sima Xi's heart skipped a beat, that feeling is good.If Brother Guang is single, I will live with him for the rest of my life!I couldn't help but tentatively said: "Actually, I've liked women for a long time, and it's not bad to like men once in a while."

"Ah?" Fatty was taken aback for a moment, feeling a little overwhelmed by his brain. "What are you talking about? Xixi. Oh, you are talking about working with men. I know, I have seen it. There are usually no women on the construction site. Sometimes the workers are in a hurry, and the two men will have sex from behind. Damn, Disgusting, I wouldn't do that! Besides, if I do it, it's just a solution, and I can't say that I like men at all."

Hearing this, Sima Xi felt as if he had been thrown into an ice cellar in the hottest summer, his whole body was cool, and even his heart was frozen stiff.It took a long time to catch my breath.Why!Sima Xi heard a long sigh in his heart.This is the difference between straight men and gays. They can be happy with men under special stimulation, but when they are happy, it will be over. Let alone ten years, even 20, 30 years, they just like women.There will never be any intersection between gays and straight men, let alone love!

For a while, Sima Xi was silent.Fatty Guang, who is close in front of his eyes, feels so far away; but the naked body in front of him can't always see the size of the heart clearly.

Seeing that Sima Xi's face was pulled down again, the fat man felt hairy and impatient, and could not help complaining: "Xixi, what's wrong with you, you always smile inaccurately when you are angry, brother Zheng is very scared." .”

Sima Xi was startled, secretly ashamed.Why did I force my comrade's bad thoughts to the fat man? Didn't I just decide to be a good brother and not blaspheme this upright man?Brother Guang can be naked to himself without the slightest shyness, and tell himself the most embarrassing words of a man, but he is so dirty.Thinking of this, Sima Xi couldn't help but slapped himself across the face.Quality, pay attention to quality!

Then he said to Fatty Guang with great sincerity and guilt: "Brother Guang, I just remembered something about a person I had a crush on before. I'm sorry, I made you worry, and I will never do it again!" My heart was still secretly ruthless: Grass!The man you let yourself have a crush on in college, you go with that bitch of yours.I wish you two mandarin ducks play in the water, both drowned; fly together, fall to death together!

The fat man was only thinking about another thing, he was talking to Sima Xi pitifully, but this kid was distracted thinking about others, suddenly he felt a sour taste in his heart.

"Xixi, the woman you have a crush on must be beautiful, right?"

"What woman?" Sima Xi didn't realize it for a while, when did he like a woman?

The fat man just saw Sima Xi's strange reaction, and felt even more irritable, and said quietly: "I was wondering, does a handsome guy like you still have a secret love? That must be a woman who is as handsome as a fairy! You and With her, it must be more interesting than me, a vulgar person like Zhu Bajie."

Sima Xi had a bit of recollection, he couldn't laugh or cry, what is this? If I liked women, would I challenge my concentration so much when I was with you?With enthusiasm, he said viciously: "Don't worry, even if you get all the seven fairies and strip them off, I won't take them seriously. I, Sima Xi, like to look at your mighty body, brother!"

In fact, as soon as he said this, Sima Xi regretted it.What am I doing? I'm so daring, openly molesting a straight man.Idiot, Sima Xi's half-length idiot!

Fortunately, Fatty Guang, a man with thick lines and a thick brain, couldn't understand the meaning, and thought Sima Xi was praising his good figure.He actually bent his arms and posed in a bodybuilding pose.Still trembling, I can't tell whether it's the chest muscles or the fat chest.Fatty's body is fat, but it's just that he has had an amazing appetite since he was a child.On weekdays, he has been engaged in heavy physical labor.The whole figure is plump but not bloated, fleshy but not loose.The body is round and firm, the thighs are thick, and even the calves are firm and bulging.Except for the upper body in the front, the whole body is covered with fine hair, and the legs are even darker.Fatty Guang straightened his spine at this time, his obesity made him look simple and cute, and his robustness made him look masculine and masculine.Two different temperaments were blended on the 1.8 meters five body, and in Sima Xi's eyes, he looked up to a different kind of brilliance.There is maturity and vitality, gentleness and fortitude, both the thickness of mountains and the beauty of clear springs.

This is a bear, this is a big bear, this is a strong bear, this is a U bear!The demeanor of the trinity dazzled the self-conscious and calm Sima Xi, and made Sima Xi, who had always admired handsome men, completely doubt his own aesthetics.Sima Xi just felt a breath of air in his heart. Will he be able to be Brother Guang's brother generously and naturally in the future?In the future, will I be able to grasp my will as calmly as before?

I have completely fallen in love with this man!This kind of thought is like fireworks rising in the night sky, flying into the air, exploding the gorgeous fireworks with a bang, and blooming into my mind all the time.

In an instant, worries were like a gushing flood, hitting Sima Xi's spiritual dam, and Sima Xi desperately resisted and struggled.

Sima Xi was upset and said something to Fatty Guang:

"Hurry up and go to bed!"

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