Fat Guangge's happy time

Without any pause, Fatty Guang rushed all the way to the store.After gasping heavily for a long time, the suffocation in his chest gradually subsided.My throat was so thirsty, I grabbed a bottle of liquid on the table next to me and poured it into my mouth...

"Hey, big brother, that's vinegar, not a drink..." The old lady who shared the rented wholesale seasoning reminded in a panic.I thought to myself, just now a salesman from Shanxi Vinegar Factory came, opened the bottle and took a sip, it was so sour.This fat man is so fierce, he drank half of the bottle as soon as he came over... Hey, forget it, just drink it.These guys have been making a lot of noise these past few days, so just do whatever you like.

The fat man stared blankly at the vinegar bottle in his hand.Just now I couldn't figure out why I was so angry. It's not like I haven't seen the scene of two men having sex together. Besides, Sima Xi and Hu Yongbin were just kissing.However, why is my chest so congested and so energetic?It's true that Sima Xi is his younger brother, but he's just a younger brother.Besides, I only got along with him for a year, why did I feel angry from head to toe just now, so that I was shaking all over?

The fat man babbled unconsciously.This vinegar is really exciting.From the throat to the lower abdomen, I was sour all the time.Even in my own heart...

"Fuck!" Fatty Guang cursed loudly, threw away the bottle and ran towards the bathtub again.The sourness and bitterness in his heart finally made him understand his true feelings.It turned out that the reason why he was so angry was not because he saw Sima Xi kissing a man.It was what Sima Xi said: Brother Bin, do you know that I have liked you for a long time...

day!Fatty Guang ran while thinking.Well, Sima Xi, if you like men, you like them, but why do you like Hu Yongbin?You just like, and you should like me, Fatty Guang!Hu Yongbin what?What a bad old man, and his figure is not as good as mine!Looks...it seems to be okay, but that guy is so sissy, he doesn't look like me, your brother Guang, he is strong, strong and manly!Isn't Hu Yongbin just rich?I'm careless, Sima Xi, it's a shame that I treat you so well on weekdays!Why can't you like me a little... Don't you know, I actually like you too... Isn't it just a kiss?Brother, my mouth is fat and thick, it will be very comfortable for you to kiss.Why do you want to kiss Hu Yongbin?Oh my god, it's killing me!I'm so mad! !

The fat man ran back to the bathing pool, seeing no one at the door, rushed into the hall again, grabbed a waiter, panting heavily.

"Hey, what about those two?"

"Which two people? There are too many people walking around." The waiter was a little confused about the situation.

"Huhu, those two at the door just now, one is fat and one is thin, one is old and one is young."

"Oh, those two people are gone."

"Where did you go?" Fatty Guang tightly grasped the waiter's arm.

"Hey, be careful! How do I know where they went? However, the older one went north, and the younger one ran south..."

Fatty didn't even finish listening, so he started to chase south.All the way to the river, Sima Xi could be seen from a long distance moving slowly into the depths of the river.Fatty Guang shouted desperately, but Sima Xi didn't hear him.He rushed forward a dozen steps and shouted again.Sima Xi seemed to have finally heard it, and slowly turned his head. At this time, the river water had already reached his neck.

The fat man could clearly see the smile on Sima Xi's face, but it was pale and lifeless.The fat man only saw him open his mouth, as if he was saying something to himself, but he didn't hear clearly at all.The torrential river quickly overflowed Sima Xi's head.The black and shiny hair unique to young people swayed on the water, and disappeared in an instant...

Fatty Guang, who had already reached the water's edge, didn't take off his clothes, but stared fiercely at the direction Sima Xi was sinking, and jumped in with a "plop", splashing water everywhere.In fact, Fatty Guang's water skills are not very good, he only has a dog-planing posture.However, I can't control that much.There are some things in this world, once lost, it is better to kill oneself.

Fatty Guang grabbed the doctor's arm and cried a little: "Doctor, you have been resuscitating first, and I will pay the fee right away! I beg you!"

The doctor looked at the drenched man in front of him, with a wisp of waterweed on his head, and a shoe was lost under his feet.Sighing helplessly, he said, "After all, our place is not a free charity organization. Go there quickly. I'll drain the water for this young man first."

Fatty Guang ran to the payment window, fearful at the same time.Fortunately, Sima Xi's foot was caught in a rock crevice at the bottom of the water, otherwise, he really didn't know where he would be washed away by such a rapid current.Fortunately, I changed into a pair of pants this morning, which contained more than 1000 yuan.

At the payment gate, the fat man pushed away the young man who was in the first place.Seeing his ferocious look, the boy didn't dare to say anything, but just rolled his eyes.The cashier looked at the stack of banknotes stuck together and dripping on the table, and was very happy.

"This is the money you snatched from the Dragon King in the Dragon Palace, how much is it?"

"It should be one thousand and five. Hurry up. The money for soaking in water is not money. Don't dawdle, I'm in a hurry to save my life!"

The fat man ran back to the emergency room with only the deposit slip, but was stopped by a nurse. "It's being rescued, don't let it in! Have you paid the money yet?"

"How is my brother? Are you okay?" Fatty Guang hurriedly handed the deposit slip to the nurse. He couldn't help but was so tired that he bent down and squatted on the ground, looking up at the nurse as he spoke.During these tossings, he has been running all the time, without even a moment to catch his breath.My own two pairs of feet really can't support my body weighing more than 200 kilograms.For the first time, the fat man complained about his obesity.

"It shouldn't be a big problem. I already have a pulse. Fortunately, it was in time. I said, why did you only pay 3000 yuan? You have to go to the hospital later, and you need to be observed and given oxygen. At least [-] yuan!"

"No problem, I'll go back and get the money right away!" The fat man squatted down and stood up again. "You must treat my brother well, I'll be right back! If something happens, I'll never end with you!"

The fat man just walked in the corridor, not knowing what to do.I have a total of one thousand and five, and I have already handed it in just now.Where can I find the remaining [-] yuan?Go home and borrow it from the fourth child, it's too far away, how can there be time?Now hospitals treat patients only when they have money. After a long time, why not throw Sima Xi on the street?Do you want to rob?But we are not professional!

Suddenly, he looked up and saw a red cross sign.Fatty just slapped his thigh, that's right, selling blood!We don't care about anything else, as long as there is more meat and blood, it doesn't matter what the selling point is, I heard that it can sell for a lot of money!

The fat man grabbed a nurse passing by and asked, "Where is the place that sells blood?"

The nurse was startled, and quickly pulled the fat man's dirty hands away. "Our department does not sell blood, but there is a blood donation station. Go forward, turn right at the second corner and you will see it."

Fatty didn't think much of it, and ran away excitedly.I ran into the blood donation station, and before I had time to speak, I rolled up my sleeves to reveal my thick arms and placed them on a doctor's desk with eyes.The eye doctor sized him up and asked, "Donate blood?"

"Donate blood?" Fatty Guang had heard of the donation project and the like, and felt something was wrong. "Do you get paid for donating blood? What, no money? That won't work, I'm not donating blood, I'm selling blood, and I have to collect money!"

The eye doctor was overjoyed, this guy showed his arms and rolled up his sleeves before he knew the situation. "We are a regular hospital. The state stipulates that blood sales are not allowed now, only free blood donation. However, it is not that there is no benefit at all, at least in the future..."

"Day, I don't want the future or the future, I want it now!" Fatty was impatient, and stood up quickly.No wonder, this matter is like the last straw. "Today you have to buy it, and you have to buy it. In short, I need to see 500 yuan immediately!"

The eye doctor was taken aback by the fat man's actions, and just about to have a seizure, he looked up at the burly figure as thick as a wall, and suppressed the cursing words again.Take a closer look, although the fat man looked ferocious, he couldn't stop the anxious, helpless, and begging expression, his heart softened, and he remembered something, and said: "Don't get excited, what blood type are you when you sit down? "

The fat man just didn't move, he was still sticking out, his hands were clenched tightly, and he was resting on the edge of the table.After thinking about it, he replied: "Last year, we had a physical examination at the construction site, and it seemed to be type AB."

When the eye doctor heard it, his eyes lit up. "Type AB, are you sure?"

The fat man narrowed his eyes and recalled carefully. "Sure, because I'm the only one with this blood type among the group of people."

The ophthalmologist hesitated, but said: "According to the regulations, buying and selling human blood is absolutely not allowed. However, if you can guarantee that it will not be leaked, it is not impossible..."

"No problem! I promise!" Fatty nodded in panic and agreed, "If I say anything, I will be hit by a car as soon as I go out! Besides, I don't know anyone here, where can I talk? Please, I kneel down for you, I don’t know if my brother is dead or alive, please help me!”

As he said that, Fatty Guang actually walked around the table, walked up to the doctor, bent his legs, and was about to kneel down.The eye doctor hurriedly got up and held it with both hands.Helplessly said: "Okay, for your brother's sake, I'll help you in private, if you tell the truth, I'm really doomed!"

The eye doctor took Fatty Guang into the back room and secretly tested the blood.After a while, another 400cc of blood was drawn, and the fat man was handed 500 yuan.Fatty got up excitedly, and sat down again, feeling a little dizzy.Taking a long breath, I thought again, the hospital deposit is enough.However, Sima Xi was hospitalized.It doesn't matter if the two of them don't have any spare money.What about eating and buying medicine?

"Doctor, if you draw another bottle of blood for me, I'll sell it to you at a lower price!"

The eye doctor couldn’t laugh or cry: “You think the blood is tap water? 400CC is already a lot, if you draw it again, you will die!”

"It's all right!" Fatty patted his thick chest, "Look, we're strong, there's nothing wrong with another bottle!"

"That's not okay, absolutely not!" The eye doctor said decisively.

"Then use less, half of it, 200CC will be ready for a day, isn't it okay? If you don't smoke it for me, I'll tell you all about it!"

The doctor had no choice but to draw another 200cc of blood, and this time he simply gave 1000 yuan.

Fatty Guang bowed gratefully, and said, "I was just arguing with you just now, don't worry, I won't say anything about it, I'm not that kind of person."

After finishing speaking, he hurried to the door, and had to pay the hospital deposit as soon as possible.After walking a few steps, I felt a little top-heavy, and subconsciously supported the wall with my hands.Xin said, Cai Guangyao, you are such a waste, this little blood can bear such a virtue!

The ophthalmologist watched Fatty Guang all the time, only feeling itchy eyes and panicked heart.Thinking of my two elder brothers, how good they were, they would ask me for free health care products twice in three days, and each of them made up fat for nothing, like two pigs.Are those two his own brothers?The same fat man, compared with this fat man, why is there such a big gap?Why don't I have such a good brother.

"Hey, stop that fat man!" The eye doctor walked over and handed another 600 yuan to the fat man. "That's all I have, I don't have any extra money. You take it, good people get rewarded, your brother It will definitely be fine. Also, your blood test exceeded the standard today, drink plenty of water and avoid strenuous exercise when you go back. Don’t overeat, eat more lean meat, eggs, soy products, fruits and vegetables..."

The fat man didn't go to the hospital first, and ran back to the emergency room in a hurry.Although I just heard the nurse say that the problem is not serious, I am still worried.Before entering the door, the doctor came out and said with a serious expression: "Your brother has recovered his heartbeat and pulse, but he has been unconscious. You must be mentally prepared!"

The fat man weighed more than 200 kilograms. He started running early in the morning until now, and then dived to save others halfway. He carried his back to the hospital and drew blood beyond the standard. Hearing what the doctor said at this moment, he suddenly felt dizzy.Rao has steel and iron bones, and his body is as strong as an ox, but it is also difficult to sustain.It was dark before his eyes, and he fell sideways on the floor, and the sound of "Boom—" echoed throughout the corridor.The 31 one-hundred-yuan bills that were originally held in his hand were thrown into the air like falling flowers, flying and circling and falling, and sprinkled on the fat man's light and soft body.