Fat Guangge's happy time
Chapter 31 Two Strands of Hemp Rope
After Hu Yongbin left, Sima Xi and Fatty Guang were on the sofa in the hotel lobby, exchanging "heartfelt" words.Having said that, in fact, the two sat facing each other, with a coffee table between them. They didn't talk much, looked at each other, and looked at each other for a long time.
"Xixi, you've lost weight." The fat man said, staring at Sima Xi.
"Huh?" Sima Xi also stared at Fatty Guang, "Brother Guang, it looks like we've only been separated for a few days!"
"Xixi, and you are dark." Fatty Guang ignored it and said to himself.
"" Sima Xi felt that he couldn't turn his head, and wondered if he had stayed with Fatty Guang for a long time, and he was taken stupid?
"Brother Guang, did you fall asleep again in the car, are you sure you're awake now?"
"What are you talking about, I was looking for you in a hurry, and I didn't sleep at all this time!" Fatty Guang shook his head dissatisfied, and explained, "I mean, it's the same as the first time I met you." Compare!"
"Hey, that's it!" Sima Xi suddenly realized, looked carefully at Fatty Guang, and said, "Brother Guang, you are black too!"
"Huh? It seems that I have always been so dark."
"That's true." Sima Xi nodded, agreeing, "However, you must have lost weight!"
It so happened that an old lady who was cleaning the coffee table next to her couldn't help but sneak a look at Fatty Guang when she heard Sima Xi's words, and said to herself: This guy is still skinny?Then there is still a way to look when you are not thin?These two idiots, a pair of two hundred and five!
The fat man was very happy when he heard Sima Xi's words: "Really? Am I much handsomer too!" After speaking, he stood up and walked back and forth for two steps, showing off the front and side to Sima Xi.Suddenly, a grunting sound came from the big belly.
"Oh, Xixi, brother, I'm hungry!"
Sima Xi looked sideways out of the window, it's not dark yet, this fat man knows how to eat!
"Did you not eat at noon? Why are you hungry so early?"
Fatty Guang said a little embarrassedly: "Really, I didn't even eat breakfast."
"You said that you are quite old, but you just don't know how to take care of yourself!" Sima Xi was a little annoyed, he hated iron for steel, "Why don't you even eat breakfast!"
"I suffered from insomnia last night. I fell asleep at dawn, and slept until noon. I didn't bother to get up after I was done. Anyway, I was alone. Later, I was in a hurry to find you, so I didn't have lunch."
Sima Xi burst into laughter: "We have been together for such a long time, I don't know how much you can sleep, do you suffer from insomnia? This is like an old sow climbing a tree!"
"Damn, you're just a little sow!" Seeing that Sima Xi didn't believe him, the fat man turned into anger, "It's not your fault!"
"Me? What have I done to you?" Sima Xi was puzzled.
"You left me alone at home, and the fourth child didn't have time to accompany me. It left me alone, thinking about you so much that I couldn't sleep at night!"
When Sima Xi heard the word "lonely", he felt uncomfortable like a conditioned reflex, and his whole body was covered with goose bumps.The fat man's beard around his mouth was stunned, and it looked like he hadn't shaved in the past few days.Sima Xi couldn't help feeling pity and emotion in his heart, and there was a big sweet smell in his heart.Staring into Fatty Guang's eyes, he said very seriously: "Brother Guang, don't worry, I will never leave you alone again!"
The fat man was so happy, he put his arms around Sima Xi's shoulders, and said, "Xixi, let's find a place to eat."
The fat man was tall and burly, with his arms resting on Sima Xi's shoulders, feeling a little heavy.However, giving Sima Xi more feeling is a kind of down-to-earth, very real down-to-earth.Half of my body was tightly pressed against Fatty's light, and the heat was transmitted, and Sima Xi felt warm all over his body, and the warmth extended to his heart.If it is windy, Guangge is a high mountain, which will definitely block the wind; if it rains, Guangge is a big tree, which will definitely block the rain!
A strong desire struck Sima Xi's reserve and shyness, and finally wrapped his left arm around Fatty's bare waist, cuddling each other like this, and walked towards the door.
The fat man was naked and stocky, and he kept his chest up and his head up when he walked.Straight waist, soft and powerful.Sima Xi's arms around it rose and fell slightly following Fatty Guang's steps, and the feeling of happiness and steadfastness rippled all the way to the bottom of his heart, completely forgetting that there were many customers and waiters around him.
Fatty Guang has always had a simple idea, so naturally he would not take it into consideration.Sima Xi was tucked under his arm, and his worn black schoolbag was carried in the other hand.Sweeping away the loneliness for a few days, I just feel very fulfilled in my heart.Strut forward proudly.Sima Xi leaned against the warmth, leaned against the safety, his face was filled with the warmth of spring and flowers blooming.isn't it?Winter is coming to an end soon.
There are two people, one is dressed in coarse clothes and cloth, and the other is tall and straight with a famous brand.One is rough and bold, a reckless hero; the other is elegant and handsome, the son of Yushu.Everyone around looked at these two people in amazement, and only felt that the two completely different temperaments blended together to bring out the ultimate beauty, but few people thought of others for a while.
Out the door, without the shelter of central air conditioning in the lobby.The cold wind hit the street, Sima Xi finally woke up, and hurried away from the fat man's half hug, feeling a little worried.Where are we going to eat?Today is the fifth day of the lunar new year, and restaurants are generally closed.There is a KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) on the opposite side, but it can’t be done. Thinking about the last time, I have lingering fears. This fat man is too delicious.I am no longer the petty bourgeois who used to rely on my father and spend money recklessly.The business just started a few years ago and didn't make much money.There is still room for development this year, and this money needs to be saved.Besides, Brother Guang is not used to eating hamburgers at all.
While worrying, Fatty Guang also saw KFC opposite. "Hey, Xixi, isn't that a restaurant called Chicken and Duck? Come on, let's go there. The environment there is really nice, and there are free toilets and toilet paper."
What is this? It's pigs and sheep!Sima Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, since Brother Guang didn't object, he would go as soon as he went, and he didn't care about one or two meals, we are not short of money!
The two walked into KFC, heh, there were quite a few people.The first floor was almost full, so the two of them went up to the second floor and found a seat by the window.Sima Xi was just about to go to order something, but the fat man told him not to buy for himself, just buy Sima Xi alone.Sima Xi wondered, what do you eat then?The fat man just smiled, patted the black schoolbag, bring your own!
Sima Xi went downstairs suspiciously, went to the sales counter on the first floor and ordered a set meal with a glass of Coke in his mouth.After thinking about it, the fat man must have something to drink, knowing that he can not only eat but also drink, but he doesn't know what he likes to drink here, so he ordered a large glass of Sprite and a large glass of Fanta.
As soon as Sima Xi returned to his seat, he was surprised to find that Fatty Guang actually took out a bag of sauced beef and two flatbreads from his black schoolbag.Wrap the sauced beef in a roll with a big pancake, and eat it with big mouthfuls.Sima Xi suddenly felt that his brain was short of oxygen.
"This and that..." Sima Xi didn't know what to ask.
Fatty Guang smiled: "The pancake was baked by the fourth son's wife, and the beef was given by the fourth son's father-in-law. It was brought to me at noon, and I didn't get up at that time, so I didn't have time to eat it."
Sima Xi had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, go ahead! Eating beef pancakes at KFC, this is the first time I have seen it all over the rivers and lakes. Today is a good experience. This is really a strong man has a strong hand!"
Fatty just ignored it and worked hard.
"Don't tell me, the way you eat it is really like a homemade KFC chicken taco."
The fat man looked sideways at a customer next to him, who was eating a chicken roll made of a small pancake very gracefully. "Che, Xixi, that's what you're talking about, right? So much, the sandwich is still chicken. If you want me to say, this chicken and duck restaurant is a black shop. Cut corners, and the price is really expensive. It's not like my beef pancake. Affordable! How much is a catty of chicken, how much is beef!"
Seeing that he was eating in a hurry, Sima Xi couldn't help pushing the Coke in his hand over.
"Hey, can't you slow down? No one is grabbing your beef pie, don't choke."
The fat man just grabbed the Coke, raised his head and took a big gulp, and immediately spit it out again: "What are some things, it's like traditional Chinese medicine!"
Sima Xi had no choice but to hand over Sprite.
"Day, this thing is too exciting, I can't stand it!" Fatty Guang learned his lesson this time, took a sip and spit it out again.
Sima Xi didn't know what to do, and pushed Fanta over again.
"Well, this one, it's okay!"
Sima Xi breathed a sigh of relief, this fat man has never let himself relax.He also spread out the grilled chicken leg burger on the plate, chewing gently, but staring at the fat man.I couldn't help being very happy in my heart. Every time I watched the fat man eating in full swing, I felt very excited and excited.
But this comfort was soon destroyed again.When the fat man ate the second pancake, he even took out a thick green onion from his bag.I saw him peel off the onion skin twice, put it on the edge of the pancake, rolled it up again, and opened his mouth to bite.
Before Sima Xi understood the taste, a waitress next to him couldn't stand it any longer.Walking over, suppressing his anger at Fatty Guang, he pretended to be polite and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, this restaurant prohibits bringing in foreign food, please respect yourself!"
The fat man was stunned with half of a green onion in his mouth. In fact, he didn't understand what the woman was saying, but he just looked at her with a bad expression.
Sima Xi hurriedly stood up, separated the two of them, and explained to the waitress with his back to Fatty Guang, "I'm sorry. He's my brother from the countryside. He's really not used to Western food. I'm sorry for disturbing your work." !"
"But, but" when the waitress saw Sima Xi standing up, looking handsome and courteous, she was a little flustered and couldn't speak seriously.
"Huh? You have a faint scent of gardenia, could it be Yves Rocher's perfume?" Seeing that she still hesitated, Sima Xi began to use the soul-shifting technique.
"Huh? Well, yes, it was given to me by my boyfriend."
Sima Xi said inwardly, I didn't ask you who gave it to you.There was still a faint smile on his face, and he said softly: "You have a graceful figure, fair skin, and elegant temperament. It is indeed suitable for gardenia fragrance. It seems that your boyfriend has a good eye!"
"Thank you!" The waitress turned her head in embarrassment, but she still couldn't help but glance at the handsome guy in front of her.I thought to myself that my boyfriend has eyesight, but I don't have any eyesight. He is also a man, so why is this guy in front of me so much more handsome than his boyfriend?This temperament, this figure, just look seductive!
Hey, the so-called world is unpredictable.If she knew that Sima Xi was a comrade, she would definitely be moved to heaven, what a waste of money, what a waste of a man!
The waitress reluctantly walked away and continued with her work.The crisis collapsed, Sima Xi heaved a sigh of relief, returned to his seat and saw that the fat man had eaten up all his pies just by being so good at discharging himself.
This fat man, he is heartless, eats and drinks well!
Sima Xi hurriedly continued to prepare his plate-seared chicken leg burger.Fatty just watched from the side, and suddenly laughed.
"Xixi, that girl just now looks pretty good. You two get along very well, both flowers and grass. Why, are you interested in her?"
"roll!"
"Well, I was wrong. My Xixi is so handsome, I should ask if that girl has taken a fancy to you?" As he said that, the fat man smiled wryly.
Immediately Sima Xi couldn't swallow anymore, and felt a pang of pain in his heart.Brother Guang, don't you know that I'm gay? How can I be interested in women?If you are interested, it is only for you fat man!
Comrade, straight man; straight man, gay, the two strands of hemp rope are entangled, Sima Xi only feels that his heart is in a mess, and he has no clue.
(PS: I accidentally wrote too much in the prelude to this chapter, and I can't fit the extra plots. I have to leave the bathroom scene in the next chapter.)
"Xixi, you've lost weight." The fat man said, staring at Sima Xi.
"Huh?" Sima Xi also stared at Fatty Guang, "Brother Guang, it looks like we've only been separated for a few days!"
"Xixi, and you are dark." Fatty Guang ignored it and said to himself.
"" Sima Xi felt that he couldn't turn his head, and wondered if he had stayed with Fatty Guang for a long time, and he was taken stupid?
"Brother Guang, did you fall asleep again in the car, are you sure you're awake now?"
"What are you talking about, I was looking for you in a hurry, and I didn't sleep at all this time!" Fatty Guang shook his head dissatisfied, and explained, "I mean, it's the same as the first time I met you." Compare!"
"Hey, that's it!" Sima Xi suddenly realized, looked carefully at Fatty Guang, and said, "Brother Guang, you are black too!"
"Huh? It seems that I have always been so dark."
"That's true." Sima Xi nodded, agreeing, "However, you must have lost weight!"
It so happened that an old lady who was cleaning the coffee table next to her couldn't help but sneak a look at Fatty Guang when she heard Sima Xi's words, and said to herself: This guy is still skinny?Then there is still a way to look when you are not thin?These two idiots, a pair of two hundred and five!
The fat man was very happy when he heard Sima Xi's words: "Really? Am I much handsomer too!" After speaking, he stood up and walked back and forth for two steps, showing off the front and side to Sima Xi.Suddenly, a grunting sound came from the big belly.
"Oh, Xixi, brother, I'm hungry!"
Sima Xi looked sideways out of the window, it's not dark yet, this fat man knows how to eat!
"Did you not eat at noon? Why are you hungry so early?"
Fatty Guang said a little embarrassedly: "Really, I didn't even eat breakfast."
"You said that you are quite old, but you just don't know how to take care of yourself!" Sima Xi was a little annoyed, he hated iron for steel, "Why don't you even eat breakfast!"
"I suffered from insomnia last night. I fell asleep at dawn, and slept until noon. I didn't bother to get up after I was done. Anyway, I was alone. Later, I was in a hurry to find you, so I didn't have lunch."
Sima Xi burst into laughter: "We have been together for such a long time, I don't know how much you can sleep, do you suffer from insomnia? This is like an old sow climbing a tree!"
"Damn, you're just a little sow!" Seeing that Sima Xi didn't believe him, the fat man turned into anger, "It's not your fault!"
"Me? What have I done to you?" Sima Xi was puzzled.
"You left me alone at home, and the fourth child didn't have time to accompany me. It left me alone, thinking about you so much that I couldn't sleep at night!"
When Sima Xi heard the word "lonely", he felt uncomfortable like a conditioned reflex, and his whole body was covered with goose bumps.The fat man's beard around his mouth was stunned, and it looked like he hadn't shaved in the past few days.Sima Xi couldn't help feeling pity and emotion in his heart, and there was a big sweet smell in his heart.Staring into Fatty Guang's eyes, he said very seriously: "Brother Guang, don't worry, I will never leave you alone again!"
The fat man was so happy, he put his arms around Sima Xi's shoulders, and said, "Xixi, let's find a place to eat."
The fat man was tall and burly, with his arms resting on Sima Xi's shoulders, feeling a little heavy.However, giving Sima Xi more feeling is a kind of down-to-earth, very real down-to-earth.Half of my body was tightly pressed against Fatty's light, and the heat was transmitted, and Sima Xi felt warm all over his body, and the warmth extended to his heart.If it is windy, Guangge is a high mountain, which will definitely block the wind; if it rains, Guangge is a big tree, which will definitely block the rain!
A strong desire struck Sima Xi's reserve and shyness, and finally wrapped his left arm around Fatty's bare waist, cuddling each other like this, and walked towards the door.
The fat man was naked and stocky, and he kept his chest up and his head up when he walked.Straight waist, soft and powerful.Sima Xi's arms around it rose and fell slightly following Fatty Guang's steps, and the feeling of happiness and steadfastness rippled all the way to the bottom of his heart, completely forgetting that there were many customers and waiters around him.
Fatty Guang has always had a simple idea, so naturally he would not take it into consideration.Sima Xi was tucked under his arm, and his worn black schoolbag was carried in the other hand.Sweeping away the loneliness for a few days, I just feel very fulfilled in my heart.Strut forward proudly.Sima Xi leaned against the warmth, leaned against the safety, his face was filled with the warmth of spring and flowers blooming.isn't it?Winter is coming to an end soon.
There are two people, one is dressed in coarse clothes and cloth, and the other is tall and straight with a famous brand.One is rough and bold, a reckless hero; the other is elegant and handsome, the son of Yushu.Everyone around looked at these two people in amazement, and only felt that the two completely different temperaments blended together to bring out the ultimate beauty, but few people thought of others for a while.
Out the door, without the shelter of central air conditioning in the lobby.The cold wind hit the street, Sima Xi finally woke up, and hurried away from the fat man's half hug, feeling a little worried.Where are we going to eat?Today is the fifth day of the lunar new year, and restaurants are generally closed.There is a KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) on the opposite side, but it can’t be done. Thinking about the last time, I have lingering fears. This fat man is too delicious.I am no longer the petty bourgeois who used to rely on my father and spend money recklessly.The business just started a few years ago and didn't make much money.There is still room for development this year, and this money needs to be saved.Besides, Brother Guang is not used to eating hamburgers at all.
While worrying, Fatty Guang also saw KFC opposite. "Hey, Xixi, isn't that a restaurant called Chicken and Duck? Come on, let's go there. The environment there is really nice, and there are free toilets and toilet paper."
What is this? It's pigs and sheep!Sima Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, since Brother Guang didn't object, he would go as soon as he went, and he didn't care about one or two meals, we are not short of money!
The two walked into KFC, heh, there were quite a few people.The first floor was almost full, so the two of them went up to the second floor and found a seat by the window.Sima Xi was just about to go to order something, but the fat man told him not to buy for himself, just buy Sima Xi alone.Sima Xi wondered, what do you eat then?The fat man just smiled, patted the black schoolbag, bring your own!
Sima Xi went downstairs suspiciously, went to the sales counter on the first floor and ordered a set meal with a glass of Coke in his mouth.After thinking about it, the fat man must have something to drink, knowing that he can not only eat but also drink, but he doesn't know what he likes to drink here, so he ordered a large glass of Sprite and a large glass of Fanta.
As soon as Sima Xi returned to his seat, he was surprised to find that Fatty Guang actually took out a bag of sauced beef and two flatbreads from his black schoolbag.Wrap the sauced beef in a roll with a big pancake, and eat it with big mouthfuls.Sima Xi suddenly felt that his brain was short of oxygen.
"This and that..." Sima Xi didn't know what to ask.
Fatty Guang smiled: "The pancake was baked by the fourth son's wife, and the beef was given by the fourth son's father-in-law. It was brought to me at noon, and I didn't get up at that time, so I didn't have time to eat it."
Sima Xi had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, go ahead! Eating beef pancakes at KFC, this is the first time I have seen it all over the rivers and lakes. Today is a good experience. This is really a strong man has a strong hand!"
Fatty just ignored it and worked hard.
"Don't tell me, the way you eat it is really like a homemade KFC chicken taco."
The fat man looked sideways at a customer next to him, who was eating a chicken roll made of a small pancake very gracefully. "Che, Xixi, that's what you're talking about, right? So much, the sandwich is still chicken. If you want me to say, this chicken and duck restaurant is a black shop. Cut corners, and the price is really expensive. It's not like my beef pancake. Affordable! How much is a catty of chicken, how much is beef!"
Seeing that he was eating in a hurry, Sima Xi couldn't help pushing the Coke in his hand over.
"Hey, can't you slow down? No one is grabbing your beef pie, don't choke."
The fat man just grabbed the Coke, raised his head and took a big gulp, and immediately spit it out again: "What are some things, it's like traditional Chinese medicine!"
Sima Xi had no choice but to hand over Sprite.
"Day, this thing is too exciting, I can't stand it!" Fatty Guang learned his lesson this time, took a sip and spit it out again.
Sima Xi didn't know what to do, and pushed Fanta over again.
"Well, this one, it's okay!"
Sima Xi breathed a sigh of relief, this fat man has never let himself relax.He also spread out the grilled chicken leg burger on the plate, chewing gently, but staring at the fat man.I couldn't help being very happy in my heart. Every time I watched the fat man eating in full swing, I felt very excited and excited.
But this comfort was soon destroyed again.When the fat man ate the second pancake, he even took out a thick green onion from his bag.I saw him peel off the onion skin twice, put it on the edge of the pancake, rolled it up again, and opened his mouth to bite.
Before Sima Xi understood the taste, a waitress next to him couldn't stand it any longer.Walking over, suppressing his anger at Fatty Guang, he pretended to be polite and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, this restaurant prohibits bringing in foreign food, please respect yourself!"
The fat man was stunned with half of a green onion in his mouth. In fact, he didn't understand what the woman was saying, but he just looked at her with a bad expression.
Sima Xi hurriedly stood up, separated the two of them, and explained to the waitress with his back to Fatty Guang, "I'm sorry. He's my brother from the countryside. He's really not used to Western food. I'm sorry for disturbing your work." !"
"But, but" when the waitress saw Sima Xi standing up, looking handsome and courteous, she was a little flustered and couldn't speak seriously.
"Huh? You have a faint scent of gardenia, could it be Yves Rocher's perfume?" Seeing that she still hesitated, Sima Xi began to use the soul-shifting technique.
"Huh? Well, yes, it was given to me by my boyfriend."
Sima Xi said inwardly, I didn't ask you who gave it to you.There was still a faint smile on his face, and he said softly: "You have a graceful figure, fair skin, and elegant temperament. It is indeed suitable for gardenia fragrance. It seems that your boyfriend has a good eye!"
"Thank you!" The waitress turned her head in embarrassment, but she still couldn't help but glance at the handsome guy in front of her.I thought to myself that my boyfriend has eyesight, but I don't have any eyesight. He is also a man, so why is this guy in front of me so much more handsome than his boyfriend?This temperament, this figure, just look seductive!
Hey, the so-called world is unpredictable.If she knew that Sima Xi was a comrade, she would definitely be moved to heaven, what a waste of money, what a waste of a man!
The waitress reluctantly walked away and continued with her work.The crisis collapsed, Sima Xi heaved a sigh of relief, returned to his seat and saw that the fat man had eaten up all his pies just by being so good at discharging himself.
This fat man, he is heartless, eats and drinks well!
Sima Xi hurriedly continued to prepare his plate-seared chicken leg burger.Fatty just watched from the side, and suddenly laughed.
"Xixi, that girl just now looks pretty good. You two get along very well, both flowers and grass. Why, are you interested in her?"
"roll!"
"Well, I was wrong. My Xixi is so handsome, I should ask if that girl has taken a fancy to you?" As he said that, the fat man smiled wryly.
Immediately Sima Xi couldn't swallow anymore, and felt a pang of pain in his heart.Brother Guang, don't you know that I'm gay? How can I be interested in women?If you are interested, it is only for you fat man!
Comrade, straight man; straight man, gay, the two strands of hemp rope are entangled, Sima Xi only feels that his heart is in a mess, and he has no clue.
(PS: I accidentally wrote too much in the prelude to this chapter, and I can't fit the extra plots. I have to leave the bathroom scene in the next chapter.)
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