Fat Guangge's happy time

It's just the right time for Li Tianming to come back to work, because Sima Xi and Fatty Guang are planning to go to the beach for a few days, which can be regarded as the celebration of their "travel and marriage".Originally Fatty Guang planned to take Sima Xi to Sanya as well, but Sima Xi was worried about the results of his examination at the Beijing Hospital, so he finally listened to Li Tianming's suggestion and decided to drive directly on the highway and go to the nearest East China Sea Resort for fun.

Xiao Cai'er, who had been depressed all day, recovered after a night's sleep.According to Xiao Caier's point of view, opportunities always exist, and what is needed is waiting and grasping.When I heard that I was going to the East China Sea, I naturally refused to let go.

Sima Xi, who originally planned to have a two-person world, couldn't hold back the small dishes, but on second thought, he might as well have a more lively one, and everyone is welcome.So Hu Yongbin and Zhao Dayong were informed, and Li Tianming was explained.One day to arrange company affairs, one day to travel preparation time, and departure the day after tomorrow.

On the second day, I prepared for the whole day, including camping tents, sleeping bags, barbecue tools, fishing gear, medicine kits, toilet water, life jackets, etc., etc., etc., in short, covering basic necessities of life.The East China Sea Resort has been said to have a good environment, but no one has ever been there.However, the development time there is not long, and I am worried that it is inconvenient to buy things.Well, anyway, if you are going by car, you might as well bring everything with you, after all, you plan to stay for about a week.

In the evening, Binbin actually came back. The vacation was not over yet, so he returned to the team early.Coincidentally, this time I plan to drive a Hummer and Domineering, and this kid happens to be the driver when he comes back.Besides a group of lazy people, Sima Xi himself has no energy, and Binbin is good at skills, an excellent bodyguard and coolie.

When Binbin heard that he was going to play at the beach, he was naturally very happy.Surprisingly, Binbin has been to the East China Sea Resort, and the route is very familiar, so he doesn't even need to worry about the navigator now.Those who come from the army have strong layout skills, and a bunch of things are quickly planned.Hummer models are larger, so they are mainly used for loading.The road is not full of high speed, and the road conditions in some areas are not good.Sima Xi is in poor health, so let's drive a Hummer with Binbin.The others took the domineering driver, with Zhao Dayong as the driver, and followed behind the Humvee.

The whole arrangement was orderly and reasonable, and everyone agreed.

In the evening, everyone packed up and made preparations for departure.Binbin also packs and sorts, but his mobile phone calls come in from time to time, and he goes to his small room to answer every time.

Sima Xi was a little worried, so he asked him why he came back early and everything at home was done?

Binbin smiled and said, I miss you.

Whether big or small, Sima Xi feigned anger and patted Bin Bin on the forehead.I didn't care too much, after getting along for a long time, I'm used to Binbin always being a bit mean.I am already a "married" man and know how to measure.However, being appreciated and pursued can always satisfy a little vanity.

Seven hours away, all went well.Donghae, here we come!

Sima Xi was lying on a deck chair, looking at his "family" on the beach not far away, and remembered a slogan: Goldlion, a man's world!

It's really funny, the people who come here to play are all men and women, old and young.Only Sima Xi here, the six elders who are neat and tidy.

Zhao Dayong stood on the shore, not daring to go in, the sea water was up to his knees.Hu Yongbin was grabbing one of Zhao Dayong's arms and was pulling it hard.On the contrary, Zhao Dayong was even more frightened, and struggled back to the shore.Hu Yongbin, who has always been refined, lost his temper, and started swearing: shit, are you still a fucking man?With me covering you, you are afraid of a ball!

Binbin had already swam away, and it turned out to be a butterfly stroke.Bronze skin shines on the top of the waves, and the light-colored swimming briefs faintly reveal the only fair skin underneath.

The fat man who is five big and three thick is just standing in a place that is neither deep nor shallow, splashing the water...

Sima Xi thought to himself, this fat man, isn't he a very good dog swimmer? Why doesn't he swim, why is he standing up and messing around?What about Xiao Caier, where did Xiao Caier go?

Looking around, Xiao Caier was nowhere to be seen.

"Fuck, you want to murder, you're killing me!" A sudden high-pitched curse drew Sima Xi's attention to Fatty Guang again.Fatty Guang, who was originally alone, had Xiao Caier beside him, and Fatty Guang's hands were still pressing on the top of Xiao Caier's head.

Sima Xi immediately understood.Co-author Just now, the fat man was not playing with splashing water, but pushing Xiaocaier into the water.

Angry, so infuriating!The palms of the hands and the backs of the hands are full of meat. Although Sima Xi's bowl of water is often uneven, it can't be too much.This is too bullying.

"Cai Guangyao, what are you doing! Is there anyone like you!" Sima Xi got up and ran to the bank, shouting at the two people.

"Student Xiao Caier can't swim, I'm teaching him to hold his breath underwater."

Seeing Fatty Guang's shameless sophistry, Sima Xi felt like he was going crazy. "I can't hold my breath either, you teach me first, Teacher Cai Guangyao!"

"Oh... snore..." It turned out that Xiao Caier took advantage of Fatty's distraction, jumped up from the water, and pushed Fatty into the water again.Now it was Fatty Guang's turn to struggle and thump.

"Donghai Resort, a man's world." Sima Xi stopped talking to the two children, returned to the deck chair in boredom, and squinted his eyes to look at the sky. There were actually a few big birds soaring, and he didn't know if it was geese or something.In the pure sky, there are only two clouds.One is round and big, and the other is thin and long, floating slowly.That big one, isn't it fat Brother Guang?Is this small area the skinny Xixi?

All of a sudden, the surrounding noise suddenly dissipated.The sun fell into Sima Xi's eyes, and the world became gloomy.Like night, like a dream.

That blue night, that blue dream.Brother Guang, I will turn you into white clouds.Blue night, blue dream, accompany me forever...

"Hey, handsome guy!" A shadow covered Sima Xi's face.Sima Xi took a closer look, he was a man in his 30s.With a thin body, a gold necklace is hung around the neck, and a rose is tattooed on the chest.

"Is there something wrong?" Sima Xi asked, he did not know this person.

"Hehe, you look a lot like a friend of mine."

"Huh? That's definitely not the case." Sima Xi understood somewhat, but this method is too outdated.

"Why don't you go into the water and swim? No, I can teach you. Back then, in the early days of my career, I was a swimming instructor for a living." The man actually sat down, with his buttocks at the feet of Sima Xi's reclining chair .

Sima Xi found it quite interesting, and asked, "So, your career is very successful now, right?"

"It's okay!" the man said modestly, but his tone was not modest, "I started a company. However, I have always kept a low profile, and I always drive here by myself. Toyota SUV, if you are interested, I will take you Going for a drive along the beach?"

"Actually, what I hate the most are Japanese cars. I gave my domineering car to the department manager."

"Ah...that's it, forget it. Since we're at the beach, it's better to swim." The man was stunned for a moment, but seeing that Sima Xi didn't mean anything malicious, he felt relieved, and actually groped for Sima Xi with one hand. "Look, your legs are very slender, perfect for swimming."

Sima Xi stared at him, couldn't hold back his smile, and said slowly, "Actually, I really want you to teach me how to swim. It's just that I need to ask the opinions of my other coaches."

Following Sima Xi's slightly raised eyes, the man turned his head suspiciously.But it was cloudy and cloudy, and there were five big men standing side by side behind him.The one on the far left is a fat man, with a fat body, slightly slender limbs, and a kind face, but his brows are tightly wrinkled; the second one is also a fat man, not so fat, with a refined smile, but his eyes are dark and deep, like soft knives The tall and stalwart man in the middle is fat and strong, with a hunchback and a livid mouth, and his small eyes are glaring, like Zhang Fei rushing to the crown; the next one is barely "slender", but he is two Sturdy pectoralis major and six-pack abs; the scariest thing is the shortest chubby guy on the far right, with a scar on his brow, and the thick gold chain around his neck is more than two times thicker than his own. There was a fierce look in his eyes.

"You play, you play, disturb, disturb..." The man stood up straight, and fled away without looking back. "Ouch..." The man accidentally lost his foot and fell.His mouth gnawed on the beach, his face covered with grains of sand.

"Don't go, I can't swim either, you teach me first." Xiao Cai'er shouted from behind, "After teaching, I will drive you for a ride in a Hummer."