Fat Guangge's happy time

The Xixi man disappeared, and he didn't know where to find him.If you offend the foreman, it is impossible to stay as a part-time worker.With Fatty Guang's rough brain, he didn't know what to do.With nowhere to go, he had no choice but to return home resentfully.

This time I left early and arrived home at noon.The fourth neighbor, knowing that the fat man had nothing to eat, ran over and brought some food and a bottle of Erguotou.The fourth daughter-in-law saw that the fact that the fat man was wearing a cuckold had been exposed, and felt a little pity for the fat man, so she didn't stop her.

Seeing that the fourth child came, the fat man took off the rotten gown and threw it aside. After washing his face, he was half naked and sat on the kang with the fourth child, and they drank together.

After a few drinks, someone entered the house.At first glance, it turned out to be the eldest sister's daughter, that is, my eldest niece.

"Da Ya, have you come to see your uncle?" Fatty, who has no children himself, has always regarded Da Ya as his own daughter, jumped off the kang happily, hugged Da Ya, and kissed her twice.

But the big girl wiped the drool off her face, twisted her body and climbed down, a little displeased with Fatty Guang's affectionate behavior, and said, "Uncle, I'm almost fifteen!"

Fatty was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that the niece in front of him who was raised by him was so strange, he didn't know what to say for a while, and the atmosphere immediately became awkward.

Da Ya reacted quickly, and immediately realized that it was a bit too much.Hastily put on a smiling face as innocent and cute as possible, and said: "Uncle, mother heard that you are back, let me bring you some fruit." Saying this, he put a small bag of five or six apples on the table .

"Ahem, why are you still bringing something here?" The fat man scratched the back of his head, a little embarrassed, "I have nothing to bring back for you guys, take this money and buy something delicious yourself." He took out two big tickets and handed them to Da Ya.

"I don't want it, mother said, it's not easy for uncle to make money." The big girl pushed the money back.

"Yo, you're getting older, hey, you're sensible." The fourth child spoke from the side, but his tone was a little suspicious.I thought to myself, this big girl has always asked Brother Guang for this and that, and she has never been polite. What happened today, did she change her temper?

But the big girl ignored him, and continued to talk to Fatty Guang: "Uncle, Mother wants to ask uncle for help, let me send a message."

"Well, let's talk, your mother's business is uncle's own business, no problem!" The fat man patted his chest and said.

"Well," Da Ya said hesitantly, "Mother wants me to go to the city to learn piano, but the tuition is very expensive, and I don't have that much money."

"How much is the difference?" Fatty Guang was very happy, his niece was handsome, and learning the piano was a good thing.

"Short to three thousand"

"So much?" Fatty took a deep breath, he was a little hesitant, his salary was less than [-], and he had to go to more than half of it now.But still only hesitated for a moment, opened the cabinet and counted three thousand money that was put in after arriving home, and handed it to Da Ya.

The fourth child wanted to stop him, but Fatty Guang stopped him with his eyes.After the big girl left, the fourth child couldn't bear it any longer, and said loudly, "Brother Guang, you are a big idiot! In the rough countryside, have you ever heard of a family whose children learn to play the piano? Besides, Your eldest sister’s house doesn’t even have a piano, what a shit! Do you know how much a piano costs? I’ve seen it in the city, and the cheapest one costs nearly [-]. It’s not worth selling this damn girl. "

Fatty just waved his hand to interrupt the fourth brother's complaints, and said nonchalantly: "Old brother, I know you are targeting brother. But my eldest sister is very kind to me, and even helped me find my first wife."

"What a fart! Your elder sister recruited you a sick daughter-in-law, and you don't know how much benefit you get from a matchmaker!"

"Hey, I said you never finished!" Fatty Guang was a little anxious, "It's my eldest sister! Besides, what if you really want to learn the piano? I know that the piano is the most temperamental thing, so we, Xixi, will tell you. I can play the piano very well, so the young man looks energetic!"

"Xixi? Which one is it?"

"Well, Xixi is my brother on the construction site, my best brother, he treats me very well!" Fatty Guang showed off proudly.

"Best brother? Damn, what about me?" Seeing Fatty Guang's frightened look, the fourth child felt a little sour and asked unconvinced.

"That's different." Fatty was taken aback for a moment, and was a little confused by his answer.The fourth child is also my good brother, but compared with Xixi, it feels different, but I really don't know exactly what is different.The fourth child is very kind to me, but I have never thought about not seeing the fourth child; it is different from Xixi, as soon as I can't see Xixi, my mind is full of Xixi, and I feel blocked in my heart. panic.That kind of feeling seems to be like lovesickness.No, no, lovesickness refers to the relationship between men and women, Xixi and herself are both men, so it shouldn't be said that.But, should I treat Xixi as a brother, or as a friend?Why do I think about Xixi like a woman but now I am like a woman, thinking about Xixi my day, what a few things, Cai Guangyao, why are you messing up again, last time you slept Xixi was so messed up that she resigned and ran away, you are not stupid enough!

Fatty Guang hadn't figured out how to explain it to the fourth child, when the door curtain was lifted, it turned out that it was the third sister who had arrived.He was also carrying a bag of apples in his hand.

"Oh, the third sister is here." Fatty Guang hurriedly got up and got off the kang to greet him, muttering in his heart, when did Wu Gezhuang produce apples?

"When did my brother come back? The fourth brother is here too." The third sister said with a smile, stroking her freshly hot afro with her hand, and without ambiguity, she ran straight to the topic, "It's like this, your brother-in-law wants to compete for the vice-president Principal, activities are required"

Seeing this posture, the fourth child quickly got up and said: "You are busy, I will go back first." Then he said to Fatty Guang vaguely: "Brother Guang, you have to hold on!"

"Photon, I'm short of money recently, and I'm still short of 3000 yuan, can you help me here?" The third sister didn't care about the words in the old four's words.

These sisters seem to have asked Sun Tou how much money they have settled, and they all said three thousand.The fat man was only fuzzy in his heart, and he also moved his mind. He only had 2800 yuan left. If he showed love again, he would really lose his mind.Fatty just grabbed the fourth child and felt that the presence of the fourth child was somewhat of a shield.

"Fourth, tell me, do I have it?" The fat man turned his face sideways and winked at the fourth.

The fourth child didn't react, hesitantly said: "This, is there or is it not?"

The third sister interjected, "You can have this!"

"This, really not!" Fatty Guang had no choice but to be the villain himself, "Just now the eldest sister asked the eldest sister to take 3000 yuan from me, and I only have a few hundred yuan, why don't you use it first, third sister?"

The third sister was taken aback, and cursed: "You damn girl!" She turned around and left with a straight face, actually taking Apple away.

The fat man patted his chest, feeling a little depressed about this.In fact, what is even more depressing is that a few years later, a certain skit in the Spring Festival Gala actually plagiarized my conversation today. If I had known it earlier, I would have made a fortune by registering the patent in advance.

At night, Fatty Guang, who was sleepy and exhausted, did not fall asleep all night.After learning from the pain, I have to go out to work, otherwise if the eldest brother and fourth sister come again, this day will not be able to live.