Fat Guangge's happy time

Sima Xi stood beside Alto's car and waited for Xiao Caier to come out.The morning sun is at its most vigorous in summer, hanging brightly in the sky.Sima Xi narrowed his eyes and frowned slightly.

Xiao Cai'er, who got dressed and came out, looked at Sima Xi from the shadow of the building door.Sima Xi's whole body was shrouded in the morning sun's rays, and the light was slightly reflected in his clean white clothes.He glanced at Xiao Cai'er's direction, and a slight light shone on his smooth forehead.

Xiao Cai'er felt her eyes flicker, and Sima Xi's smile evokes the distant but clear memory in her heart.On the same summer morning, on the streets of Shenzhen, Sima Xi shouted loudly: Xiao Caier, stop!

Xiao Caier stopped, turned her head, and there was an angel standing in front of her.The angel smiled and said: Don't run away, I'm not asking you for money.

I know, you came here to give me money.You are afraid that I will starve to death, you are afraid that I will sleep on the street.Xiao Caier recalled in her heart, a smile crawled on her face.Walking over a few steps, he grabbed Sima Xi's hand and said softly: "Honey, it's so hard for us to go out to play alone, can we not take this Alto, it's too small."

Sima Xi froze for a moment, Xiao Cai'er, who had always been rough and bold, suddenly became so refined and polite, he really didn't get used to it.

Hmph, change the routine and play tenderness?Don't be fooled by this.

"First, my surname is neither Bao nor Bei. My name is Sima Xi; second, what's wrong with Ao Tuo? Brother Guang is much bigger than you, and he doesn't feel crowded. Why do you have so many things to do?" Sima Xi pushed Xiao Caier away and said coldly.

Xiao Cai'er's complexion also sank, and she said, "Xixi, you have to sell your current assets of 1000 million, right?"

"Almost, so what's the matter?"

"You are a multi-millionaire anyway, and you have to drive an Alto. I know, your surname is not Bao, should you be pretending?"

"Zhuang?" Sima Xi felt that there was something in the words, but he didn't understand the meaning for a while.

"Well, pretend to be B."

""

Sima Xi thought for a while and said, "If you say that, Xiao Caier, we are really brothers. Do you know what Hummers are used for in the United States? They are usually used for carrying goods in mountainous areas and farmland. But there are always some ignorant and lost farmers who accidentally drive on the road in the city. You are younger than me, so I call you a younger brother. Hello, let’s get to know each other again. Excuse me, how is your harvest this year?"

"It's okay, I raised a big fat pig weighing more than 200 catties, and let me sell it to Huizhou. There is a white piglet left, but unfortunately it is too thin to sell. I am going to take it out to the street today. Let's go for a stroll."

This guy is a ruffian.It doesn't seem like a wise move to play bullshit with ruffians.

Sima Xi sighed, and explained earnestly: "Your Hummer is big, but the problem is too big. When you drive it on the street, a group of people gather around to watch the fun, and we are still playing a fart. The whole thing is just two animals. A little pig and a little monkey."

Xiao Caier tilted her head and thought, yes.Then he looked at Sima Xi who was staring at him. Sima Xi hadn't shaved and his mouth was fluffy.Xiao Cai'er thought to herself, this kid is almost thirty, why is he so handsome, he doesn't even have a beard.Just looking at it makes me want to kiss it.I remember holding him in my arms and kissing him fiercely on the streets of Shenzhen.

"Xiao Caier, it's not enough. Even though you didn't eat breakfast, you don't need to lick your lips with hunger, do you?"

"Cough cough Xixi, how about this, since you have to pretend" Seeing Sima Xi stare, Xiao Caier quickly stopped the letter, "If you don't take the Hummer, then I won't take the Alto either. Let's just take the bus. Reminiscing about the past The years are thick, just a classmate, a young man, in the prime of his life"

""

This guy, after playing tenderness, he wants to play nostalgia again.Just play and play, who is afraid of whom!It's much easier to pretend to be poor than you, the coal boss.

The two walked side by side towards the bus stop.

"Student Xiaocai'er, I didn't realize that you are quite talented?" Sima Xi laughed.

"That's natural. How come we are also fellow villagers of Chairman Mao. Others may not be good. His poems are still well known." Xiao Caier was triumphant.

"Really? Then let me ask you, what does the 'thick' in that poem mean?" Sima Xi asked.

"It's like you drink porridge in the north. The paste should mean too much, right?" Xiao Cai'er's eyes flickered, a little uncertain.

"Hmm. What about 'Zheng Rong'?" Sima Xi nodded and asked again.

"It should be to describe that this bowl of porridge is too troublesome to make, right?"

"" Sima Xi stopped, looked at Xiaocai'er in shock, and shook his head after a while, "Can't you stop thinking about eating breakfast? Majestic, usually refers to the steepness of a mountain or the tallness of a building. Here The poem expresses beauty and the passing of years. Xiao Caier, may I ask what your education is?"

"Well, junior college" Xiaocai'er rubbed her nose, a little embarrassed, "Weipei's grass was a waste of 3000 yuan, it's over, I found out after graduation that the country doesn't recognize it at all." He waved his fist, "I was so angry that I ran to the principal's house and smashed the glass in his house with bricks. The principal's old man came out and wanted to chase me, Xixi. Guess what happened next?"

"what happened?"

"As soon as he stepped out of the door, he slapped and fell on his back to the ground."

"Did you remember wrongly, even if you fall, you should jump forward?" Sima Xi was careful.

"That's right, he lay down on his back. I put a bunch of glass balls at the door of his house in advance." Xiao Cai'er laughed loudly, "Xixi, am I smart?"

"You are quite 'onion', and you are not afraid of being so old, and you will have a concussion!"

"It would be nice to have a cerebral hemorrhage!" Xiao Cai'er shook her head, nonchalantly, "Who told him to fool us children, saying that the diplomas are universal when recruiting students, and they will be assigned after graduation. You also know that I am an orphan, At that time, I was still young, and the 3000 yuan was saved by me for a long time. I said, Xixi, can't you have a little love for me?"

"What are you talking about? I wasn't worried about that liar. He deserved it. I was afraid that something bad would happen and you would be caught in prison. You said you were so young, and we didn't know each other at that time. You had no friends Damn, there won’t even be a prison visitor by then.”

Xiao Caier stared at Sima Xi closely.While talking, Sima Xi remembered that he had no father or mother, and his eyes turned red.A thin body was wrapped in white clothes, and the corners of the clothes swayed gently in the breeze.Xiao Cai'er only felt that her heart was splashing and watery.I couldn't help but stretched out my arms, wrapped around Sima Xi, and comforted me: "It's okay, Xixi, don't look at me as fat, but I'm good at running away. They won't catch me, I'll run, run, run Come to you. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a father or a mother, don’t you still have you here. You and I are dependent on each other, wandering the world”

Xiao Cai'er's warm breath sprayed on Sima Xi's forehead, and for a moment, he really felt a little disoriented.Sima Xi hastily twisted his body and left his embrace.He straightened his clothes, and said in bewilderment: "It's not me who smashed other people's glass, which of us should comfort the other! Let me tell you very seriously, I am a family man, and I only like Brother Guang. Brother, you have to figure it out!"

Xiao Caier looked at Sima Xi's back as he walked forward, and screamed angrily. "I'm stupid, what's so good about a fat guy who is just stupid? How can I not compare to him? Could it be that his is bigger than mine? Xixi, let me tell you, whether it is happiness or sexual blessing, I am Guaranteed that I give you more than he gave you. He knows a P, I guess he doesn’t even know what a G-spot is. Hey, Xixi, just wait for me. Damn, don’t close the driver’s door, there are still people!”

Buses in all parts of China are overcrowded before [-] am, and Fengnan City is no exception.It doesn't matter if you are old or young, or sick or weak, women and children, as long as you don't have a seat and you can breathe, you don't mind being crowded next to each other.In this case, please let go of your figure, reserve and reserve.The so-called right to privacy is based on space, and right now even the air doesn’t have space, so, apart from being wary of thieves, any private part can be unrestrained.

Nostalgia has a price!