Fat Guangge's happy time
Chapter 116
The sunlight turns the bedroom into an egg-yellow picture, and the whispering of the sparrow is the background voice.Sima Xi hurriedly put on his clothes, and there was a voice in his heart urging: Hurry up, hurry up.Before Xiao Caier and Binbin got up, he left here first.
This is the conclusion reached after half a night of insomnia.The embarrassment caused by buying clothes yesterday made Sima Xi inexplicably feel a little uneasy.Brother Guang is not by his side, so it may not be a good thing to keep two good-looking and strong men living in the same unit.So I have made a decision, and I am going to find a reason to stay away from these two people in the next few days, until the fat man comes back.
When wearing jeans, there was a little glitch.Lift up and practice, and suddenly get stuck in the state of morning erection.Sima Xi pressed it with his hand, pressed it down, and it was done.
Brother Guang is all to blame, Sima Xi thought.Because I wanted to take care of my body during this time, I didn't do that for a month, but I got up early every day, and my bottom was stiff.
It's terrible to have no culture.Fat man, don’t you know that proper ML is good for your physical and mental health?Besides, if you want to be in good health, you don't have to do nothing. It is wise to exercise more.
exercise?Someone is actually exercising.There seemed to be movement in the living room, Sima Xi gently opened a crack in the bedroom door and looked out.There's a man in a pair of underpants doing exercises with a pair of dumbbells, his back facing this way.The flat arm moves as the dumbbell is raised, and the biceps contract and bulge.Then squat down, the originally round buttocks widen to the sides as the body moves down, and the muscles tighten as the body moves up.
One drum and one shrink, one shrink and one drum.It's outrageous, how do you say an idiom?Smell the rooster and dance, which means to get up and dance the sword when you hear the rooster crowing. Why do you want to dance with dumbbells?Besides, the plan of the day lies in the morning, such a good time, do not sleep well, but get up so early to do exercise?
The man turned around, was stunned for a moment, and said, "Sima Xi, hi, good morning!"
Is this talking to me?Can you spot me through the crack of the door?When did I come out and walk in front of others?
"I thought it was a side dish," Sima Xi explained.
"Am I very similar to President Cai?" He was still doing squat exercises.Slender figure, broad shoulders and thin waist, no fat, eight small bricks neatly placed on the lower abdomen.How did he get this figure? Why didn't he pay attention when he changed his clothes yesterday.
Yes, if he is like Xiaocaier, he is really eloquent and talking nonsense.
"I'm hungry!" Sima Xi said loudly with a calm expression. "Listen, my stomach is growling."
""
"How can you work out on an empty stomach?"
""
"Morning exercise on an empty stomach is really a potential danger. After a night's sleep, if you exercise for 1 to 2 hours without eating, the stomach is already empty, and the calories are insufficient. Coupled with physical exertion, the blood supply to the brain will be insufficient. Even if it is only for a short time, it will make people feel uncomfortable. The most common symptom is dizziness, and in severe cases, you will feel flustered, weak legs, and unsteady standing."
"I'm not flustered, and my legs are not weak!" Binbin seemed taken aback by Sima Xi's righteousness.To prove it quickly, he generally tilted his head back, turned his head in a circle, and the right pectoralis major muscle trembled.
"But I'm dizzy!" These words were true, Sima Xi felt that his head was really short-circuited, and he was still a little out of breath.While Binbin wasn't paying attention, he secretly took a breath. "This is very bad!" When he said this, he was serious and serious.
Binbin looked up at the clock on the wall. "Oh, it's too late, I'm going to turn off the fire."
Breakfast is beef porridge with mushrooms, small flower rolls, and radish skin with shrimp oil.The porridge is simmered in a pressure cooker over high heat. The tendons in the beef are snapped off in advance, and it melts in your mouth when you eat it.
It was indeed sweet and delicious, Sima Xi was so excited that he even ate the side dishes.Anyway, that guy is still sleeping soundly, maybe he won't get up until noon.Just eat lunch, why waste breakfast?
Since he was full of porridge, Sima Xi had no idea.It's outrageous to eat people with short mouths, and then find excuses to throw people aside.So for today's store inspection, Binbin is still the driver.Yesterday was a day of delay, today I have to be more serious.Sima Xi has always been a decent person, but fortunately, Bin Bin is also very serious.Occasionally jokes with Sima Xi, but most of the time is serious and rigorous.Wearing that new dress, it attracted the attention of many female customers in the store; of course, there were also male customers, and it didn't matter whether they were gay or not.From the perspective of the business itself, as long as you are willing to pay for consumption, so what if you are a pig?
In this way, the second and third days were spent peacefully with the cooperation of the Kuomintang and the Communist Party until the fourth day.Harmony came to an abrupt end.
Originally, there were no problems on the morning of the fourth day.As the saying goes: on Monday, business is rare.Even more so in the hairdressing business.After two HAPPY holidays, everyone was busy with meetings, planning, writing reports, and catching up on progress on Monday, and few people took time to get a haircut.The store is basically doing sanitation and maintaining tools. This is a common practice, and there is really nothing to inspect.
It was a bit windy today, so Binbin gave Sima Xi a good idea, why not find a wild place, fly a kite, cultivate and exercise your body and mind.Sima Xi thinks this idea is very tasteful, there have been many things in the past two years, and it is time to relax.However, this is not the best time to fly a kite. Where can I buy a kite?
Stationery shop.Binbin suggested.
Are there kites for sale in the stationery store?Sima Xi was suspicious, but did not stop him.
When he arrived at the stationery store, Binbin bought paste, paper knives, gauze strips, and rice paper with his own money.The bamboo poles and cotton thread were actually bought at the wreath shop, but the boss confiscated the money when he saw that there were too few of them.
Sima Xi stared dumbfounded at this mess, which turned into a kite under Bin Bin's pair of slender and strong index fingers.Binbin also borrowed brushes and ink from the owner of the wreath shop, and painted a few strokes on the surface of the kite.At that time, Sima Xi didn't see what it was. It was only when the kite was lifted that he realized that those ink paintings had miraculously turned into tadpoles.The kite fluttered with the wind, and those few tadpoles seemed to come alive, cruising in the sky.
From a mechanical point of view, the kite was made without any problems.It's just that in summer, the wind gradually weakens.Sima Xi pulled the cotton thread and ran hard, but the kite mercilessly plunged down and fell into the top of a tree.Sima Xi didn't pay attention, the thread broke when he exerted force.
Sima Xi has always bought kites to play with, but has never done it.Sima Xiong, who was a role model during his lifetime, would not give his son such "playing things and losing his mind" things.
Therefore, Sima Xi was reluctant to give up this beloved toy.So, he wanted to get it down.Therefore, his childlike innocence wanted to experience the feeling of climbing a tree by the way.So, a tree branch was accidentally stepped on and fell on Bin Bin who was running below to protect him.so.
On the afternoon of the fourth day when the fat man was absent, something happened.
This is the conclusion reached after half a night of insomnia.The embarrassment caused by buying clothes yesterday made Sima Xi inexplicably feel a little uneasy.Brother Guang is not by his side, so it may not be a good thing to keep two good-looking and strong men living in the same unit.So I have made a decision, and I am going to find a reason to stay away from these two people in the next few days, until the fat man comes back.
When wearing jeans, there was a little glitch.Lift up and practice, and suddenly get stuck in the state of morning erection.Sima Xi pressed it with his hand, pressed it down, and it was done.
Brother Guang is all to blame, Sima Xi thought.Because I wanted to take care of my body during this time, I didn't do that for a month, but I got up early every day, and my bottom was stiff.
It's terrible to have no culture.Fat man, don’t you know that proper ML is good for your physical and mental health?Besides, if you want to be in good health, you don't have to do nothing. It is wise to exercise more.
exercise?Someone is actually exercising.There seemed to be movement in the living room, Sima Xi gently opened a crack in the bedroom door and looked out.There's a man in a pair of underpants doing exercises with a pair of dumbbells, his back facing this way.The flat arm moves as the dumbbell is raised, and the biceps contract and bulge.Then squat down, the originally round buttocks widen to the sides as the body moves down, and the muscles tighten as the body moves up.
One drum and one shrink, one shrink and one drum.It's outrageous, how do you say an idiom?Smell the rooster and dance, which means to get up and dance the sword when you hear the rooster crowing. Why do you want to dance with dumbbells?Besides, the plan of the day lies in the morning, such a good time, do not sleep well, but get up so early to do exercise?
The man turned around, was stunned for a moment, and said, "Sima Xi, hi, good morning!"
Is this talking to me?Can you spot me through the crack of the door?When did I come out and walk in front of others?
"I thought it was a side dish," Sima Xi explained.
"Am I very similar to President Cai?" He was still doing squat exercises.Slender figure, broad shoulders and thin waist, no fat, eight small bricks neatly placed on the lower abdomen.How did he get this figure? Why didn't he pay attention when he changed his clothes yesterday.
Yes, if he is like Xiaocaier, he is really eloquent and talking nonsense.
"I'm hungry!" Sima Xi said loudly with a calm expression. "Listen, my stomach is growling."
""
"How can you work out on an empty stomach?"
""
"Morning exercise on an empty stomach is really a potential danger. After a night's sleep, if you exercise for 1 to 2 hours without eating, the stomach is already empty, and the calories are insufficient. Coupled with physical exertion, the blood supply to the brain will be insufficient. Even if it is only for a short time, it will make people feel uncomfortable. The most common symptom is dizziness, and in severe cases, you will feel flustered, weak legs, and unsteady standing."
"I'm not flustered, and my legs are not weak!" Binbin seemed taken aback by Sima Xi's righteousness.To prove it quickly, he generally tilted his head back, turned his head in a circle, and the right pectoralis major muscle trembled.
"But I'm dizzy!" These words were true, Sima Xi felt that his head was really short-circuited, and he was still a little out of breath.While Binbin wasn't paying attention, he secretly took a breath. "This is very bad!" When he said this, he was serious and serious.
Binbin looked up at the clock on the wall. "Oh, it's too late, I'm going to turn off the fire."
Breakfast is beef porridge with mushrooms, small flower rolls, and radish skin with shrimp oil.The porridge is simmered in a pressure cooker over high heat. The tendons in the beef are snapped off in advance, and it melts in your mouth when you eat it.
It was indeed sweet and delicious, Sima Xi was so excited that he even ate the side dishes.Anyway, that guy is still sleeping soundly, maybe he won't get up until noon.Just eat lunch, why waste breakfast?
Since he was full of porridge, Sima Xi had no idea.It's outrageous to eat people with short mouths, and then find excuses to throw people aside.So for today's store inspection, Binbin is still the driver.Yesterday was a day of delay, today I have to be more serious.Sima Xi has always been a decent person, but fortunately, Bin Bin is also very serious.Occasionally jokes with Sima Xi, but most of the time is serious and rigorous.Wearing that new dress, it attracted the attention of many female customers in the store; of course, there were also male customers, and it didn't matter whether they were gay or not.From the perspective of the business itself, as long as you are willing to pay for consumption, so what if you are a pig?
In this way, the second and third days were spent peacefully with the cooperation of the Kuomintang and the Communist Party until the fourth day.Harmony came to an abrupt end.
Originally, there were no problems on the morning of the fourth day.As the saying goes: on Monday, business is rare.Even more so in the hairdressing business.After two HAPPY holidays, everyone was busy with meetings, planning, writing reports, and catching up on progress on Monday, and few people took time to get a haircut.The store is basically doing sanitation and maintaining tools. This is a common practice, and there is really nothing to inspect.
It was a bit windy today, so Binbin gave Sima Xi a good idea, why not find a wild place, fly a kite, cultivate and exercise your body and mind.Sima Xi thinks this idea is very tasteful, there have been many things in the past two years, and it is time to relax.However, this is not the best time to fly a kite. Where can I buy a kite?
Stationery shop.Binbin suggested.
Are there kites for sale in the stationery store?Sima Xi was suspicious, but did not stop him.
When he arrived at the stationery store, Binbin bought paste, paper knives, gauze strips, and rice paper with his own money.The bamboo poles and cotton thread were actually bought at the wreath shop, but the boss confiscated the money when he saw that there were too few of them.
Sima Xi stared dumbfounded at this mess, which turned into a kite under Bin Bin's pair of slender and strong index fingers.Binbin also borrowed brushes and ink from the owner of the wreath shop, and painted a few strokes on the surface of the kite.At that time, Sima Xi didn't see what it was. It was only when the kite was lifted that he realized that those ink paintings had miraculously turned into tadpoles.The kite fluttered with the wind, and those few tadpoles seemed to come alive, cruising in the sky.
From a mechanical point of view, the kite was made without any problems.It's just that in summer, the wind gradually weakens.Sima Xi pulled the cotton thread and ran hard, but the kite mercilessly plunged down and fell into the top of a tree.Sima Xi didn't pay attention, the thread broke when he exerted force.
Sima Xi has always bought kites to play with, but has never done it.Sima Xiong, who was a role model during his lifetime, would not give his son such "playing things and losing his mind" things.
Therefore, Sima Xi was reluctant to give up this beloved toy.So, he wanted to get it down.Therefore, his childlike innocence wanted to experience the feeling of climbing a tree by the way.So, a tree branch was accidentally stepped on and fell on Bin Bin who was running below to protect him.so.
On the afternoon of the fourth day when the fat man was absent, something happened.
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