Fat Guangge's happy time

For dinner, Fatty only worked for an hour and a half before finishing it.Although there are only three people in the family, there are two pigs and a monkey with poor bones.Especially this monkey, very picky eater.And Fatty Guang always wants to give him balanced nutrition, so he must make bone soup every night.It's not that Xiao Cai'er doesn't want to help at all, but that she doesn't know how to do anything.

Therefore, sometimes the fat man feels that preparing dinner is not as easy as carrying bricks on the construction site. After all, he is used to rough hands and feet, but cooking and cooking is a delicate job.

This situation was changed from the second night.Originally, Xiao Caier was going to drink with someone that day, but she was worried about getting too drunk, so she brought the driver Binbin.I don't want the customer to be in a hurry halfway, so the dinner is temporarily canceled.So the Hummer turned a corner and went straight home.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw that Fatty Guang was very busy.Without further ado, Binbin took off his coat and stepped forward to help, frying, cooking, knife skills and cooking skills, that is called clean and neat.At the back, Fatty Guang couldn't get in at all.Deliberately make a start, but messy will affect the progress. "Tut tsk", Fatty Guang simply took off his apron, went to the living room, sat down on the sofa, and watched TV with Xiao Caier.

After a while, the food is OK.The four gathered together and ate, all of them were taken aback.There is no doubt that neither the color nor the taste is the same.Sima Xi also ate deliciously. He only had rice for one night on weekdays, but he ate two bowls today.

Everyone praised Binbin endlessly, and Binbin smiled back, but couldn't hide a trace of distress between his brows.After asking again and again, he opened his mouth and said that his rented house had expired, but the landlord refused to renew the rent for him, and he didn't know where he would sleep tomorrow.

The fat man was just impatient, so he opened his mouth and asked, "Why didn't you renew the lease?"

"It's too cheap, and I don't want to add more money." Binbin replied.

"How much is it a month? How much will he add?"

"Two hundred and five, he wants three hundred." Seeing the confused eyes of the crowd, Binbin understood the reason, and explained, "Oh, it's just the basement, so it's cheap."

The fat man couldn't help but smile. "You are really good, you have to do two hundred and five! Oops"

Sima Xi was dissatisfied, and secretly pinched the fat man's bare waist from below. "Why are you so economical? Did Xiao Caier pay you too little?" Sima Xi recalled the bitterness of his trip to the south, felt a little sympathetic, and glanced at Xiao Caier.

Xiao Caier hurriedly wanted to explain, but Binbin preempted her. "No, no. Mr. Cai's is almost twice as much as mine, but my younger brother is getting married soon, and my younger sister has just paid a large amount of college fees."

Everyone was speechless for a while, Sima Xi and Fatty Guang were good-hearted, and now they have money, but there are so many poor people in China, and every family has difficulties, so there is no obligation to be a philanthropist every time.Not to mention Xiao Caier, he is a guy who has no money and can't get up early.

Sima Xi stared at Binbin who was blushing from embarrassment, and suddenly said, "Well, here are three bedrooms and one living room. I will vacate the study, and you will live here."

"No!" It was Fatty Guang and Xiao Cai'er who shouted, it was rare for them to speak in unison and agree.The two looked at each other, and then looked at Binbin at the same time, feeling a little embarrassed.

Fatty Guang made a helpless look. "This unit is less than [-] square meters, so it's really crowded."

Xiao Caier immediately cooperated and said: "Yes, yes! Four big men live together, the impact is too bad."

"You think it's a bad influence?" Sima Xi stopped Binbin's refusal with a wave of his hand, and sneered at Xiao Caier, "If you say that, you shouldn't even live here!"

"It's not discussed, so it's settled!" Sima Xi got up and left, "Binbin, you can stay here tonight, sleep on the sofa first, and bring your luggage here tomorrow."

The three remaining people looked at each other with eyes wide open, silent.Binbin twisted his body slightly, and was even more speechless.

After a long time, Xiao Caier complained in a low voice, and secretly looked into the room. "This little girl has a temper!"

The fat man looked down at the table, suddenly remembered something, and was amused.Patting Binbin on the shoulder, he smiled and said, "Wow, haha, cooking and cooking will be yours in the future, just pay the rent."

Xiao Cai'er actually didn't mind this matter very much, it's just that she had been with Sima Xi and Fatty Guang for a long time, and she already felt like a family member.As for Binbin, although they had sex in bed, there was no second time after that.Usually, Binbin is rarely asked to drive, and he is somewhat unfamiliar.At this time, after hearing Fatty Guang's words, he thought that Binbin was from a military background and understood the rules, so he felt relieved.At that moment, he lowered his head and drank the bone soup again, saying that there will be plenty of good food in the future.

The two joked and laughed with each other, but no one noticed, the corners of Binbin's mouth turned up slightly, and there was an imperceptible smile in his eyes.

On the afternoon of the second day, Binbin lived in this home.Fortunately, he has very little luggage, and his study is easy to tidy up.This man is so clever, he actually brought a single camp bed, which can be folded at any time without taking up space.With Sima Xi's temperament, how could he be willing to give in.He smiled and said: "You should put this bed in the basement of my house. I have already called and booked a bed with Royal Furniture today, and it should be delivered in a while."

Just as he was talking, the doorbell rang and the bed was delivered.Although this new bed is still single, it is in European style, wider and longer than ordinary single beds, and can fully adapt to Bin Bin's slender body.Putting on the same brand new Simmons mattress, Binbin quietly pressed it with his hands, it was soft and elastic, and the quality was top-notch.

Sima Xi brought over a quilt. "I bought these today, and I haven't used them once. But, you'd better wash them first to eliminate the industrial ingredients."

Binbin looked at Sima Xi's face, and said gratefully: "I've caused you trouble!" He knew his own affairs clearly, but at this moment, Binbin couldn't help the warmth in his heart.

Sima Xi smiled, turned and left without saying a word.Binbin stared at his back, murmured thoughtfully to himself: "No wonder"

After arranging these things, Sima Xi and Fatty Guang drove Alto to the quick cut shop.On the way, Sima Xi asked Fatty Guang: "Brother Guang, why did Xiao Caier go, I haven't seen anyone for a day."

The fat man smirked at Sima Xi: "Hey, hey"

"What are you laughing at? You're so stupid."

Fatty Guang still didn't speak, and actually left the steering wheel with both hands, made a circle with his left thumb and index finger, then extended his right index finger in, interspersed up and down twice.

"What do you mean?"

"You don't even understand? According to what's said on TV, Xixi, you're out!" Fatty Guang glanced at Sima Xi triumphantly, "What can he do? He's not having sex, he's on his way."

Only then did Sima Xi understand the meaning of the gesture just now, and couldn't help laughing. "Brother Guang, there is one thing I have never understood. Do you think Xiao Caier likes men or women?"

The fat man smiled lewdly and said, "That depends on the direction of the wind."

"What does this have to do with the direction of the wind?"

"You're out again. According to the official statement, it's your sexual orientation. If you prefer men today, you'll fuck men; tomorrow if you prefer women, you'll fuck women." As he spoke, the fat man took the time to pinch Sima Xi's cheek. Bundle.

"Go, go, get your dirty hands off!" Sima Xi pretended to be angry, and brushed away the salty pig's hand, "You two are hooligans! Xiao Cai'er is still a shameless person, there is no reason for men and women to eat everything!"

"What's wrong with eating everything, it means you have a good appetite." Fatty Guang shook his head nonchalantly, "For example, I like girls, but you made me like boys?"

"This..." Sima Xi was speechless, silent for a while, and whispered, "I'm sorry, Brother Guang, let's break up."

"Squeak -" a sound, the brakes were slammed.The fat man widened his small eyes, and yelled viciously: "You have a good idea, why do you want to dump me when you're done playing?"

Surprised, Sima Xi quickly stopped putting on a show: "I'm not joking with you, hurry up, there is no one parking in the middle of the road."

The car continued to move forward, and the fat man laughed loudly: "You really think I'm serious, and I'm joking too. But it's better not to talk nonsense." Sima Xi was so angry that he pinched the fat man's waist, and said: "Let's talk , who are we playing with? You messed with me four or five times, and only let me mess with you once!"

"Okay, I'll start tossing with you tonight. The problem is, I can get it done in one or two nights four or five times. Can you do it? With your small body, I think it's enough for two weeks. Oh, Sixixi, what are you doing? Pinch me again!"

When he arrived at the quick cut shop, Sima Xi asked the store manager to cut the fat man's hair himself.The store manager complained while doing the fat man's hair.

"I said two big bosses, you two can't replace that broken Alto? This is a flagship store I manage, and the customers who come to me for a haircut are all high-end groups who drive Audi A6L or above. How are you two?" , put Alto at the door of the store, doesn't it ruin our image! We are not short of money, right?"

After finishing the hairstyle, the fat man just looked at himself in the mirror, dumbfounded.The Beckham mountain hairstyle is acceptable, but the problem is the color.A little yellow at the top, with some burnt qualities.This is followed by azure blue and finally bordered by the natural black of the hair. "This, this, what is this?"

Sima Xi was very satisfied, and said: "You still say I'm out, this is called 'three primary colors', understand?"

"Three chicken colors? Why don't you call it three duck colors!"

The store manager gave Sima Xi a helping hand: "Mr. Cai, you can be content, this set will cost at least 2000 yuan! This money can't be collected, but do you have to give me a tip?"

Fatty Guang was not fooled. "Fuck, you really treat yourself like a duck, and you still take tips? Didn't you see me driving an Alto, I'm the poor man! If you're not convinced, I'll give you the whole three chickens myself."

The scenery of the four seasons, Sima Xi's house, Binbin was alone in the afternoon.He has been busy, tidying up and down the house.The ground can be dragged out to reflect, and the windows are wiped transparent.Wipe all the furniture with a rag, and search for the family's "secrets" by the way.It's a pity that I didn't get much. I only found two signed hundred-dollar bills in a drawer.Binbin recalled that in Xiao Caier's wallet that night, he also saw an old version of RMB that was carefully kept.At that time, I asked Xiao Caier out of curiosity. Xiao Caier took the banknotes and pondered for a long time, and then said that it was given by one person. I spent two and kept one.

For dinner, Binbin tried his best.Three kinds of shredded silk, Dongpo elbow, steamed sea bass, broccoli with oyster sauce and shiitake mushrooms, and pork ribs soup with wolfberries were praised by everyone. any comments.But Sima Xi was a little strange because of the pot of rice.The ingredients here are a bit complicated, with onions, peas, bacon, and more.It tastes like chicken soup with pepper, and has a vaguely strange aroma.Sima Xi tasted it for a long time before he recalled that it smelled like olive oil, which is basically not used in the north.

So all the ingredients and flavors come together, what kind of rice is this?It seems that I ate it once a long time ago, but I just can't remember it no matter how I think about it.

It wasn't until one day that Sima Xi realized that it was Italian rice with peas and bacon when he ate the rice made by Binbin again.If Sima Xi thought of this name tonight, he would be amazed how this soldier from a rural background in a remote place in the northwest could be proficient in authentic Italian craftsmanship, and he might even doubt Binbin's identity.

Unfortunately, by that time, it was too late.