Gao Zhuo, you are amazing

Sui Sui lingered after dinner and got up to go back to his room. He hesitated for a while when he passed the door of Gojo Satoru, and decided to knock on the door and go in to have a look.

"Are they awake?"

After Kise Ryota opened the door, Sui Sui walked in curiously, and within a few steps, he saw Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie, and Dazai Osamu lying neatly on the tatami mats, their faces covered with a white cloth, and each with a white cloth on their heads. There is a tray with three dishes and one soup, and a few white daisies are placed beside the wooden tray.

...Do you know that you will be beaten like this?

Sui Sui walked over and was about to remove the white cloth from their faces when Wu Tiao realized a fake corpse and sat up straight.

He opened his misty eyes and scanned the surroundings, and saw the two lying corpses next to them covered with white scarves, and asked Suisui blankly with his eyes.

died?

You see see you.

Sui Sui also responded to him with eyes.

Gojo Satoru looked down and saw that his configuration was exactly the same as these two, so he was also dead.

Wujo Wu was not satisfied, so he folded his white scarf on Xia Youjie's face.

"Do you feel unwell?" Sui Sui came to put away the cloth towels covering the faces of Xia Youjie and Dazai Zhi, and asked Wujo Wu who was holding up the rice.

"No~" Gojo Gojo poked a small ball of rice and stuffed it into his mouth, not at all surprised that his body had recovered.

"Where's my bathrobe?"

Kamui threw a wisteria-patterned bathrobe over his head from behind, and then threw two bathrobes over the unconscious Xia Youjie and Osamu Dazai.

"Eat less, the owner of the villa will send a sea otter hot pot later."

"Sea otter?" Gojo Satoru bit his chopsticks and asked, "Is sea otter meat edible?"

Sea otters are so cute, how can they eat otters!

"The boss here seems to be half of the Ainu blood. The Ainu believe in a legend that if there are both men and women in the house when eating sea otter meat, good luck will come." Sui Sui searched on his mobile phone Summarize the incoming information.

Gojo Satoru counted the number of people in the room while chewing on the tonkatsu. There were six men and one woman, what could be good?Get rich?He is not short of money.

"Sui Sui, you can't run away while eating sea otter hot pot~" Tong Mo sat on the balcony pouring Yamada Nishiki Daiginjo, and smiled maliciously.

Sui Sui looked at him suspiciously, walked over and sat on the chair opposite him, raised his chin and asked, "Why do you say that?"

This guy must know something, and it must be very bad for her, otherwise he wouldn't just warn her alone.

"Well~ you'll know when the time comes~" Tong Mo handed the wine cup in front of her, "Would you like to try it?"

Sui Sui shook her head, she turned sideways, and saw Xia Youjie and Dazai Zhi's hands and feet moved, and they also woke up one after another.

"What time is it?" Xia Youjie scratched his head and sat up, looking around to see that everyone was staying in the room, Gojo Satoru was eating, Dazai Osamu was yawning, Kise Ryota was lying on the tatami to take a selfie, Kamui Sending emails, Sui Sui and Tong Mo sat on the balcony to cool off.

"Congratulations, you have traveled to 2021. I am your future intelligent AI Sui Sui, may I help you?" Sui Sui said nonsense in a serious manner.

"Oh, then do you know the current physical condition of my parents?" Xia Youjie also became serious and asked seriously.

"The second elder is very good, and he is in a hurry to hug his granddaughter."

"I'm 30 years old and have no children?"

"No one wants to marry you, it's so miserable, Xia You, I'm about to cry." Sui Sui pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes that were about to cry.

"What about me? Do I have children?" Osamu Dazai leaned over and asked innocently.

"I'll check it out." Sui Sui took out his phone and pretended to be.

"Your child is in the third class of Little Green Tea in Dongli Kindergarten. Yesterday at dinner, he had a fight with other children over whether there is Santa Claus in the world. Unfortunately, he not only lost the fight, but also knocked out his front teeth." Sui Sui Looking at him sympathetically, "It's okay Dazai, children's teeth can grow back."

"Your information is wrong. It is impossible for my child to lose in a fight." Osamu Dazai broke up with her.

"No, your child is a weak chicken."

"So? Is there Santa Claus?" Tong Mo poked Sui Sui's arm with a fan.

"...This is a century-old problem. Human beings have spent hundreds of years looking for him. Although there is no specific scientific basis to prove that there is Santa Claus in the world, there are still many children who devoutly believe that there will be Santa Claus in this world. A strange grandpa who trespassed from house to house on a reindeer sleigh at night." Sui Sui turned his face with a stern look, and said to Tong Mo, "So Tong Mo, if you put 10 yuan into my bed this Christmas Sock, I'd like to call you my one-day Santa Claus."

"Okay~" Tong Mo pampered her little face, "Give me 10 years of jade first at Sui Sui, and I will give Sui Sui a Christmas present."

Ha, you're pretty good at haggling.

"Aren't you celebrating Christmas?" Gojo Gojo asked while holding his meal.

"I live it! I live it every year, as long as someone gives me a gift, I am willing to spend Christmas every day!"

"There are not many adults in this world who celebrate Christmas as Children's Day." Shenwei raised his head from the computer, took a sip of water, and continued to reply to emails with his tutor.

"Although Kagura-chan is not yet an adult, she still holds the same opinion as me." Sui Sui said to Shenwei remotely.

Yes, you are as childish as she is.

Kamui didn't bother to complain.

"Hasn't Christmas become Valentine's Day now? The girls in our class will also give chocolates on that day." Kise Ryota posted the picture of her boyfriend sleeping on Blue Bird, and sat up to participate in the topic.

"It's all a conspiracy of the vile capitalists." Sui Sui said angrily, as if she had some kind of sworn feud with the capitalists.

"Sui Sui never seems to have given me chocolates made by myself." Dazai Osamu pinched off a section of saury, and thought for a while while holding the rice.

"I didn't receive it either." "Me too." "It wasn't given to me either."

"Does Sui Sui have anything to say?" Tong Mo poked her again with his fan.

"If you admit that you are puppies, then I apologize. I really didn't give you the chocolates I made by myself." Sui Sui propped his chin and stared at him, "After all, dogs can't change eating shit."

"..."

Xia Youjie choked while drinking the soup, please don't talk about such things while they are eating.

"Then which faction do you belong to? Do you believe in the existence of Santa Claus or don't you?" Gojo Satoru put down the bowl and chopsticks to wipe his mouth and asked.

"Ho Ho, good question." Sui Sui raised his hand, "Now do a field investigation, please raise your hand if you believe in the existence of Santa Claus in the world."

Gojo Satoru and Kise Ryota also raised their hands.

"It turns out that I, Gojo, and Kise are on the same head, and the remaining four are on the same head. Come on, the battle of faith, we will die together."

Sui Sui jumped up and snatched the pillow and was about to start a pillow fight, Ryota Kise ran over to stop her, "No, Sui, there is a powerful demon king in their team, we can't beat him."

Shenwei Lei sat in front of the computer motionless and waved at them, "I will not participate in your war, this king has already left the field early."

There is still a war that Kamui does not participate in, which is terrible and terrible.

"on!"

Sui Sui raised a pillow and rushed towards Tong Mo, but Wujo Wu grabbed her arm and asked, "There are only two pillows here, how do I hit her?"

Sui Sui frowned and puffed up her cheeks and turned her head, why is it always the pig teammates who are blocking her.

"Aren't you going to get it from Shenwei's room?"

"It's too far away, it's tiring to walk there." Wujo Satoru sighed.

You're so tired of hammering that it's right next door!

Sui Sui pointed to another pillow on the floor, "Then play horse battle."

Osamu Dazai and Xia Youjie drank miso soup in a hurry, put down their bowls and chopsticks, and took part in the battle of the century.Santa's Death Team dispatched Osamu Dazai, who rode on the shoulders of Xia Youjie and Tong Mo, holding a pillow, first carefully observed the opponent's movement, and slowly moved around the periphery while observing.

Natsuno Sui, the seed player of Santa's must-win team, sat on the shoulders of Gojo Satoru and Kise Ryota, and she shouted: "Let's go!"

Gojo Satoru and Kise Ryota held her up and ran towards Dazai Osamu and the others.

"Stop, stop--" Someone shouted to stop the war before it even started, and Osamu Dazai watched the three bloody young men who only knew they were rampant raised the white pillow flag.

"Why? Surrender? We won without a fight, this is us." Sui Sui held the center of the pillow and began to turn the pillow with one finger.

Xia Youjie and Tong Mo looked up at him in puzzlement, and Dazaizhi raised the corners of his lips: "Since you want to play, play it thoroughly, blindfold our four 'war horses', and completely obey the command to fight."

Sui Sui lowered his head and asked their opinions with his eyes, Gojo Satoru and Kise Ryota both nodded, indicating that there was no problem.

Covering his eyes with a black cloth strip tied behind his head, Wujo Wu also wore an extra pair of sunglasses, the players of the two teams returned to the battlefield again, Sui Sui held a pillow in one hand and grabbed Wujo Wu's head with the other, watching with burning eyes on the opposite side.

"It hurts, hurts, hurts... don't pull my hair." Gojo Satoru groaned in pain and turned his head.

Sui Sui immediately said sorry and let go.Kise Ryota's eyes were pitch black and he couldn't see anything, and moved cautiously.

"Which side are they? Which direction are we moving?"

"Two o'clock direction, run forward, don't be cowardly, just rush and you're done." A reckless man Xia Yezui commanded her two good generals, brandishing a pillow and rushing towards Dazai who was on the defensive.

"Quick, run towards the crab on the right, dodge it first." The defensive player Osamu Dazai issued an order, so Xia Youjie and Tong Mo ran sideways to the right.

Gojo Satoru heard the other party's command and stretched out his left foot in an attempt to trip Xia Youjie's leg. Osamu Dazai on his shoulder also leaned forward.But his center of gravity was stable, his waist didn't soften, and the pillow he was waving in his hand was about to hit Sui Sui, but the somewhat cautious Kise Ryota suddenly stood on his feet at this moment, and Sui Sui shrugged suddenly Suddenly, her head hit Dazai Osamu on the forehead——

The author says:

Sea Otter Hot Pot comes from Golden Kamui, Super Philosophy

感谢在2021-05-2718:52:14~2021-05-2918:34:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Qiuyan Yuliang, li5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!