Gao Zhuo, you are amazing

"Let's talk first," Sui Sui handed the toothbrush filled with toothpaste to Xia Youjie, picked up his disposable toothbrush and the three of them stood in front of the sink and brushed their teeth together, "I sleep on the right side, you two sleep on the left side, Don't step on the quilt, don't move around, don't roll over and squeeze me, otherwise I can throw you two on the road to feed the cat even in the middle of the night."

Gojo Satoru brushed his teeth and muttered: "I don't want to sleep next to Jie, he has a bad sleeping position and will kick me off in the middle of the night."

Xia Youjie spat out a mouthful of toothpaste foam, and retorted: "You have a bad sleeping posture, you still grind your teeth and talk in your sleep, and I don't want to sleep next to you."

"Do you still remember that you slept differently from each other?" Sui Sui quietly looked at the two people in the mirror, causing their backs to shudder.

"You're not going to lie to me all the time, are you?"

Remembering everything but insisting on pretending to be a child to deceive her or something...

Wujo Gojo didn't change his expression, and responded naturally and smoothly: "Mum, don't you remember that Jay kicked me off the rocking chair in my sleep? You also helped me punish Jay by opening his ass It's spent."

ha!The ghost knows which parallel universe your memory came from.

With a toothbrush in his mouth, Sui Sui said disgustedly: "Okay, don't talk about it, I don't want to hear whether it's true or not. It's almost eleven o'clock, hurry up and go to bed."

"Bathing with Mommy?"

"Think beautifully, wash yourself."

After Sui Sui rinsed his mouth, he turned and walked out of the bathroom, leaving Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie wiping their mouths slowly.She was lying on the bed touching her phone, and a dozen missed calls were displayed on the screen, all of which were from Osamu Dazai.

It's so annoying, how come all the dog men appearing beside her...Although there are more good women.

Sui Sui turned over, swipe his fingers across the screen, thought for a while and finally called back.

"Hey."

"Ye Suisui baby——" Osamu Dazai's frivolous voice rang in his ears as usual, and Suisui took his phone away on purpose to make him wait two seconds longer before answering.

"what's up?"

"Did you just hear my voice for a long time, and you were overwhelmed for two seconds~" Dazai Osamu's smile came from the receiver.

That's great Osamu Dazai, you are such a little genius who is good at irony!

Suisui sneered: "You should know what I want to do now."

I want to pin you to the ground and beat you hard.

"You want to push me to the ground and kiss hard? You can~" Osamu Dazai, there is something else you don't know.

"Seriously, why are you calling me? I'm going to bed." Sui Sui watched Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie coming out of the bathroom, and gradually lowered his voice.

The other end of the phone sighed sadly: "How long have we been separated?"

... Shake me, I don't want to hear your inexplicable nostalgia here!

"Without you by my side, do you know how I have lived these past few years?"

That's what you said to your lost companion, Sleeping Bear, when you found it before.

Sui Sui felt Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie staring at her side, and turned her back silently.

"I miss you so much."

Thank you, if there wasn't the laughter leaked by Tong Mo beside you, I would think the credibility of this sentence would be even higher.

Sui Sui heard a series of pattering footsteps around him, Gojo Satoru dug out the shopping bag from the cabinet and mentioned that he was looking for something on the bed.

"Ah la la." Gojo Satoru took out a small box from the shopping bag, and read the words on the box word by word, "grass, strawberry, taste."

He held the box in front of Suisui and said innocently: "Look, Mommy, it's strawberry-flavored candy! I want to eat it!"

You just finished brushing your teeth and eating a fart.

Sui Sui took the box from him, and his expression changed after seeing the words on it clearly.

Grass, berry, taste, contraception, pregnancy, condom.

? ? ?When did she buy this kind of thing? ? ?

"Mommy?" Osamu Dazai repeated on the other end of the phone.

Xia Youjie climbed onto the bed with bare feet, stood behind her and saw the box clearly and said to Gojo Wu, "That's not candy, it's a condom, you can't eat it."

"What's a condom?" Gojo Satoru moved to Sui Sui's hand holding the phone, and asked while holding her arm.

Xia Youjie then explained: "That is for adults, and we can use it when we grow up to be as big as my sister."

"Avoid ○ condoms?" Dazai Osamu card repeater is worth having.

Gojo Satoru raised his small face, and his tone was natural and serious: "Can I use it on Mommy?"

"!!!" What kind of family immorality and ethics blockbuster is this! ! !

Sui Sui heard the sound of gasping and chuckling on the phone, she hung up the phone immediately, and threw the packing box in the trash can.

You have to educate these two children well.

"Who bought it?" Sui Sui stared at the two of them without blinking, for fear of missing any details on their faces.

Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie shook their heads, and they would never confess the culprit. After all, they were grasshoppers on the same rope and were accomplices.

Good guy, it's impossible for her to buy it by accident.

Sui Sui felt that her education was a failure, and felt that these two people were not as cute as usual, ah, she suddenly missed them as usual.

"If I find out that you two are actually pretending to be stupid, I will blow your heads off." She said threateningly, got up and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

After seeing her close the door, Xia Youjie leaned on the pillow, staring at the blurred and slender figure in the frosted glass.

"Could it be a little too much?"

Gojo Satoru glanced at the packing box lying quietly in the trash can, and didn't intend to pick it up.

"What do you think Osamu Dazai has to do with her?" He avoided talking, and his eyes fell on the frosted glass.

"As far as her rotten physique is concerned... from the tone of the phone, you can tell that she is not a serious person."

"Oh~ you are also a rotten peach blossom."

"You are not a flower, you are only rotten."

"Every year is so miserable, it's the two of us."

"Don't count me in. You are the one who teases her the most. I feel sorry for her before it's too late."

"Grumpy."

"Each each other."

Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie lay on the bed with their limbs stretched out, talking and admiring the hazy and infinitely dreamy figure of the girl behind the glass.

"Mummy~" Gojo Satoru knocked on the glass door, and Sui Sui, who was taking a bath, sat up suddenly.

"What's the matter?" She was quite used to being called mom.

"Can you wash my hair later?"

Ah, I was so scared to death, she thought he was going to say something about taking a bath together again.

"Are you sure? I might accidentally hold you in the water later so you can't get up."

"...Oh, there's no need for Mommy, I can wash it myself." Gojo Satoru stood outside the door, waved his little hand, and ran away pattering away.

It was already midnight when everyone finished washing, and Sui Sui could finally unload the fatigue of the day and lie down on the soft bed for a good night's sleep.

"You two, An Fen, do you understand?" Sui Sui wore daytime clothes, buttoned his shirt to the top, wrapped himself tightly and slept with his clothes on.

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie lay on the left and nodded obediently. They were 800 meters away from her and dared not speak.

Sui Sui sighed softly, the two of them finally calmed down, this may be the benefit of children, as long as they get angry, they can keep them in peace.

The surroundings suddenly became quiet.

Half an hour later, in the dark and quiet night, a childish voice suddenly sounded.

"Babybus taught me the secrets of going to the toilet ~ I can't wait to go to the toilet ~"

"Gojo Wu, you're crazy!"

Sui Sui was furious, pulled out the pillow and threw it at it, accidentally hurting Xia Youjie who was sleeping next to him.

Gojo Satoru completely shut down.

Xia Youjie handed over the pillow with trembling hands, Sui Sui hugged it angrily and turned over heavily to sleep.

Sui Sui frowned in his sleep, looking very painful.

So hot...so hot...why is it so hot...couldn't it be on fire? !

Sui Sui woke up with a start, and was about to pat Wutiao Wu and Xia Youjie who were sleeping on the other side of the bed to tell them to get up and run for their lives. As soon as this hand was stretched out, her arm was embraced by the other hand.

Suisui, a carp, stood upright for a long time and was pushed back into half a salted fish. She struggled to sit up, but was pushed down again.Horse riders, let's practice sit-ups here!

"Good morning~" She opened her eyes wide and turned her head sideways, a dense morning light leaked through the cracks in the curtains, Gojo Satoru greeted her with a smile on his face while propping his head up in the morning light.

Not good, not good at all.

Suisui looked away expressionlessly, and when she opened her eyes, she saw his old face, and she was tired of seeing it crookedly, and she didn't want to look at it again.

and many more? !

She quickly turned her head to stare at Gojo Satoru. That tender face had clear facial contours and a prominently high nose bridge. The baby fat on his cheeks disappeared, and the line of his jaw gradually became clear. The slightly protruding Adam's apple can be seen clearly.

...This is the 12-year-old Gojo Satoru?

"Did you sleep well last night?" He asked softly, stroking Sui Sui's hair that was a little disheveled from sleep.

Sleep well, don't you have a little b number?

Sui Sui turned his head to the other side, Xia Youjie leaned against her right hand with his eyes closed, resting his delicate and tough chin on the socket of her neck.

"Sunshine mushroom?" Sui Sui whispered while looking at the ceiling.

"What sunshine mushroom?"

A little mushroom that will grow up by itself after a period of time at night, haven't you played Plants vs. Zombies?

Lying on the bed with a dazed mind, oh shift, what's going on now?In short, no one will call her mother or sister anymore, right?She had nightmares and dreamed that Gojo Satoru had become her mother.

"Let go of me, let me get up." Sui Sui struggled to get up, she didn't have the energy to worry about why she slept soundly at night but was sandwiched between two slices of bread in the morning.

"Aren't you tired? Let's sleep a little longer." Xia Youjie's head moved in the hollow of her neck, wrapping her tighter.

Horse riding, I have to go to the toilet!

At this moment, there was a knock on the door from outside.

"Do you want room service?"

The author says:

Sorry, I atone, this chapter is very embarrassing.