Gao Zhuo, you are amazing

Xia Yesui could faintly smell Tong Mo's dirty smell ten meters away from home, and could smell the perverted smell from the woman he seduced by walking three meters forward.

Xia Yesui put down the suitcase, walked to the back of the woman who was lying on the window of her house and looked in, and said abruptly, "Who are you looking for?"

The woman was startled, turned around in a panic, and gradually calmed down when she saw a little girl who looked like a junior high school student who was much shorter than her in front of her.She showed a shy smile, her cheeks were flushed, and even though the weather wasn't too hot, there were tiny beads of sweat on her neck.

"You...you are Tong Mojun's younger sister, right?" the woman asked shyly, panting for breath as if she had just finished a run.

"No," Xia Yesui felt that the state of the woman in front of him was not right, as if she had taken drugs, and couldn't help taking a step back silently, "I am his reborn parent."

Without hesitation, the woman stepped forward and firmly grasped Xia Yesui's hand: "So it is like this, she is Tong Mojun's mother."

Xia Ye Sui: ...

Naturally, she accepted it well without questioning it. With a little common sense, one can tell that she is talking nonsense!This person really ate something indiscriminately!

Xia Yesui, an ordinary and law-abiding citizen, took his hand out of the woman's hand, and while pulling out his mobile phone, he asked, "What do you want to do with Tong Mo?"

The woman immediately returned to a shy look, and the corners of the knee-length color-block dress swayed with her twists and turns, "I want to have a meal with Tong Mojun, then go shopping, chat, get married, and have a baby." kids or something..."

The woman who suddenly realized that she had spoken her heart panicked and explained: "Ah, no, that's not what I meant...I just wanted to invite Tong Mojun to dinner first..."

Xia Yesui immediately stopped calling the police, patted the woman on the shoulder and said in an old mother's tone: "I agree, Tong Mo's happiness is up to you."

Hurry up and take away the man who gave her all the moths!

Natsuno, who lives alone in Tokyo, owns a small two-storey building. Although the high school she is studying provides accommodation, but because she is in a remote suburb, she cannot give up the prosperous and convenient living conditions in the urban area, so Natsuno applies to the school. Later, he was allowed to live out.Living alone is unavoidably lonely, so she recruited a few roommates to be lively and lively to collect the rent. Tong Mo was one of the roommates who moved in with bags last year.

Looking like a dog, he is a high-achieving student who has just graduated, but secretly engaged in marriage fraud. Xia Yesui shook his head and lamented that he sometimes misjudged people.However, Xia Yesui found that every time he was caught by Tong Mo, it was some weird and quite restless people, such as absconding murderers, insurance fraudsters, gamblers... This is probably because the wicked have their own wicked mills.

After seeing Tong Mo's ability to attract social unrest, Xia Yesui made a three-pronged agreement with him:

First, women cannot be brought home.

Second, you cannot tell others your address.

Third, go to the toilet and lift the toilet seat.

The woman in front of her will appear at her door, Xia Yesui is sure that that bastard Tong Mo will give out the address again!Damn it, you must pay a fine!

"You actually agreed! Don't worry, Mommy! I will definitely take good care of Mr. Tong Mo!" The woman wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes excitedly, knocked on the door and shouted, "Mr. Tong Mo! Marry me! Your mother agrees with us The two are getting married!"

Xia Yesui sat on the suitcase, took out his mobile phone and typed.

【LINE】

It's you Tai Sui Ye: Come out and get rid of the woman at the door :)

Doctor of Jurisprudence Diamond Man: Sui Sui you are back~ Wait a minute, I will come right away

Xia Yesui put away his mobile phone and looked at the shy and excited woman.She reflected that she was too hasty just now, and she shouldn't have handed over Tong Mo's life so easily, so she temporarily changed her words to give herself some leeway: "If Tong Mo has no intention of getting married, please let go when the time comes. "

"Huh?" The woman looked at Xia Yesui in disbelief, and the sound of opening the door sounded at this moment.

The bright and bright blonde hair is fluffy and fluffy, the chin is quite delicate, the brows and eyes are full of spring, glamorous and flawless love, and the eyes are as gorgeous as colored glass paintings.Tong Mo stood at the door with a gentle smile on his face.

"Mr. Tong Mo!" The woman threw herself into Tong Mo's arms excitedly, but Tong Mo jumped out of nowhere.

"Mei Xu wait here first." Tong Mo pulled Xia Ye Sui into the room with a smile, and closed the door behind his back.

"Welcome back Suisui~" As soon as she entered the door, Tong Mo thoughtfully placed Xia Yesui's household slippers on the shoe rack in front of her, and obediently helped her put the suitcase aside.

Xia Yesui's heart skipped a beat, seeing his dog-legged appearance, he must be asking her again.She sat on the sofa and reached for the orange in the fruit plate. Tong Mo quickly picked up the orange and handed it to her in a fawning manner.

Xia Yesui crossed the fruit plate and picked up a wet tissue, squinting at him: "You didn't wash your hands."

Tong Mo: ... baaa.

"Explain to me why your woman is here." Xia Yesui peeled off the orange peel and divided a piece of orange, and handled the orange peel slowly.

"Don't be so serious." Tong Mo squeezed over and sat beside her, stuffing all the remaining oranges into his mouth quite smoothly: "Before that, the kind and lovely Suisuijiang can promise me a little Request?"

Tong Mo blinked his wet and shiny eyes and wagged his tail at Xia Ye Sui's dog.

Sui Sui lowered his head to peel the second orange, and continued to deal with the orange: "Let's hear it."

"Ahem." Master Tong Mo was about to give a speech, "Sui Sui Jiang, can I ask you to transform into a man and pretend to be a couple with me?"

"what?!"

"Oh, it's not to make you a man, but to use your ability to make Mio feel that you are a man."

"Tong Mo, please tell me who that woman is! Why did she come to your door! Did you just give away your address casually again!"

"No, it's not me! Mio is just an ordinary stalker!"

Tong Mo wiped away unnecessary tears as if he had suffered a huge grievance, and did not forget to stuff the oranges he had peeled every year in his mouth: "I didn't leak it, so don't blame me again."

After Sui Sui heard about it, she rubbed her chest, what, I thought it was an addiction. Gentleman turned out to be just an ordinary stk.

Suisui: "Kill her."

Tong Mo: ...you are so radical.

"As long as Mio knows the difficulty and retreats~ I know her weakness."

"She must be Kongtong."

Tong Mo gave a thumbs up: "As expected of the smart Suisui sauce."

Looking up at the time, it was [-]:[-], and the other two roommates should be home soon.Adhering to a serious and responsible attitude towards the tenants, Sui Sui said no to excuses, then got up and walked in front of Mei Xu who had been lying on the window and watching during their conversation.

Mio, who had been staring at Tong Mosi Hasha, looked suspiciously at Xia Ye Sui who was blocking her sight, and suddenly she heard a melodious voice from Tianling Gai, the voice was ethereal and ethereal, like the humming of a mountain whale in an ancient forest echo.

Look me straight, woman.

said the voice.

Standing in front of you now is a 1.8-meter tall butt tender man.

Countless black and white snowflakes flashed across Mio's vision, and when she opened her eyes again, the person who was looking at her through the window had changed from a 1.6-meter beautiful girl mother to a 1.8-meter virgin man.

"Mei Xu." Mei Xu looked towards the door, her dear Tong Mo Jun was full of joy, standing in the twilight as holy as a Buddha alive.

"Let me introduce to you, this is my dear~" The Jade Emperor came next to the Buddha.

The Buddha was whispering to the Jade Emperor.

Buddha is asking for a kiss from the Jade Emperor.

The Buddha leaned against the Jade Emperor's chest, smiling happily.

Mio was so frightened that she ran away from the Buddhist monastery on the spot, climbed up Kongtong Mountain and shouted that materialism will forever drop God! *

Without even saying a word, Mio turned around with a face full of panic and ran away quickly.It seemed that she really couldn't accept it.

Natsuno Sui's super power - through eyes and voice to change the objects she sees into what she imagined.As an ordinary student at the Tokyo Metropolitan Curse College, Xia Ye could see many grotesque and hideous curse spirits since he was a child, because the curse born from people's negative emotions is too ugly—too ugly— —!Xia Yesui couldn't bear the window of her pure soul to be stained by such ugly monsters, so all the curse spirits who met her eyes and heard her voice would passively change their images according to her wishes.

If this ability were to be used in humans, it would be subject to considerable constraints.Using what happened just now to illustrate, Mio saw that Sui Sui had turned into a beautiful boy. In fact, Sui Sui's image hadn't changed. In Tong Mo's eyes, she was still that cute little girl, and only Mio could see her. Here comes the illusion.The use of abilities on humans will consume a considerable amount of energy, and the more humans are targeted, the shorter the duration of the effect.

Although Sui Sui has super powers, there are very few people in this world who have super powers. For example, Sui Sui's three roommates are ordinary people.

Pushing away Tong Mo who was hugging her, Sui Sui pulled out the suitcase and started packing.She just came back from running the list (by the way) abroad, and she will go back to school tomorrow.And Tong Mo was still immersed in the touch of posting with the beautiful jk, reminiscing about the feeling just now: "Sui Sui Jiang smells really good, and the butt feels good too~"

In the next second, he was hit on the head by something like a hammer and fell to the ground on the spot, unable to get up again.

"To shut up."

Tong Mo felt that warm liquid was slowly flowing out of his head.In his gradually blurred final vision, Xia Ye Sui was standing on the right hand side, holding the big Lie Ba that was dripping blood in his hand...

At this moment, the sound of the lock tongue turning came from the door, and Sui Sui then raised his eyes to look at the entrance, and Shenwei, who had just returned from get out of class at the university, appeared at the door.

He looked at Tong Mo lying on the floor and the "Xia Ye Sui" he wrote in blood, and then at the murderer standing on the side holding a big Liba. .

"Xia Ye, I misread you." He said.

"It turns out that you are such a person who doesn't care about food."

The author says:

* "Materialism will always drop God" comes from the mentally handicapped Simon Wanderer.

Most of them are relaxed and daily, and some places will be exaggerated (such as being smashed by Da Liba).

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I know Gojo Satoru likes me.

I also know that Xia Youjie is always watching me secretly.

We held hands, knowing full well what kind of secret our professed "friendship" was being used to hide.

Under this undercurrent of friendship game, in the end, I chose Fuheshier.

And so the world was destroyed, and I fled.

I know Ji Guoyan Sheng hates me.

I also know that Ji Guoyansheng likes me.

Leaning in Yuanyi's arms, I calmly watched Yansheng's face full of contradictions and pain.

In this intricate love-hate game, in the end, I chose Ghost Dance Tsuji.

And so the world was destroyed, and I fled.

I know Zhongyuan Zhong will also protect me.

I also know that Osamu Dazai will pull me when he jumps into the river.

I was indifferent to all their overtures, and occasionally accepted an offer from the other in the presence of one.

In this close contest, in the end, I chose Fyodor.

And so the world was destroyed, and I fled.

……

As a result, the world said to me: Is it the disaster you brought on? !Do not do business every day and try to destroy me, watch me read the file with one hand and send you back to the branch point directly, if you don't play he, you will always be reincarnated in the game!

So, being targeted by the world, I had no choice but to replay the plot conscientiously...but who can tell me why they are all blackened in the game? ! ! !