My breeder is the strongest

A common truth.

People, don't take yourself too seriously.

Otherwise it will overturn.

There is no kitchen in the student dormitory of the college, so Xia Youjie and Ye Mozhengdao borrowed the key to the teachers' dormitory.

Gojo Satoru opened the door of the dormitory full of anger - Gojo Jiu was sitting on the bar behind the kitchen, sprinkling cheese on the pizza dough with a piece of bacon in his mouth.

Seeing him walk in, he nodded his head up and down, throwing the pink strip out of the waves.

"Enlightenment—look!" the kitten mumbled, biting the bacon, "Long tongue!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

puff.

Anger dies out.

……never mind.

What does he care about with a cat.

Gojo Satoru scratched his hair, walked over and rubbed his head vigorously, "Why didn't you tell me in advance when someone came? Huh?"

The kitty was rubbed so dizzy, he swayed back and forth following his movements, "I... I just found out, too."

"After sending a message to Seijuro, he suddenly insisted that he must take a look today."

Gojo Satoru stopped his movements: "Huh? Why? What did you tell him?"

"nothing much."

Wujojiu shook his dizzy head, thought for a while, and said slowly.

"I just mean-I'm fine, I just can't go to school for a while, and I can't go out, it's boring."

Wutiaowu: "..."

It's all said like this, can people not come?

I don’t know, I thought you were illegally raped.

There was a half-covered partition between the bar and the kitchen. Wujo Wu glanced at Xia Youjie and Jia Ruzi in the kitchen, making sure that they didn't look back, and walked up to Wujojiu in two steps.

"Enlightenment!" Mao Zizi pushed his shoulder, "I can walk by myself!"

exempt.

Wujo Wu raised his eyebrows.

I went to school, and now I am not clingy anymore.

Obviously, even if he could walk by himself before, he would definitely hang on to the two of them.

"Walking by yourself?" He unquestionably picked up the child, "Are you jumping and walking by yourself?"

Gojo Satoru: "Do you want to change from a cat to a rabbit?"

"...Rabbits can't." Gojojiu thought seriously, "Rabbits can't eat meat."

Gojo Satoru: Puff puff puff.

"it is good--"

Gojo Satoru made a long sound, then turned his head suddenly, and quickly grabbed the remaining half of bacon in the cat's mouth.

A face suddenly magnified in front of him, Wu Tiao was taken aback for a long time, and the cat's mouth successfully snatched food.

Master Wutiao swallowed the bacon he had snatched in two or three bites, sat down on the chair in front of the kitten, and let the kid sit on him.

"That will make you a carnivore." Master Wutiao licked his lips and said casually, "Gecko."

When in danger, half of the tail will be broken off and eaten by the enemy to buy time to escape.

After saying this, Gojo Satoru realized—he probably, like, maybe maybe.

It's an indirect kiss.

Hey!

Young Master Wutiao froze immediately, turned his head away quickly, the heat surged up, and his face turned red within a few seconds.

He spoke incoherently.

"Well, just kidding, um, no, how should I say it, anyway, follow the trend..."

Depend on.

Gojo Satoru leaned back in his chair in despair, covering his eyes with the back of his hand.

How does it feel like it's getting darker and darker.

Forget it.

Suddenly, he felt something grab his clothes, and then, a cold touch lightly imprinted on his lips.

Wu Tiao's young master Shu Er took his hand away, stared at the ceiling with wide eyes, Wu Tiao Jiu looked like a frightened rabbit, wrapped his neck around his neck with a swish, and buried his head in the socket of his neck, leaving only the fluffy back of his head.

It was as if the person who secretly kissed him just now was not him.

poof—

Steam came out of Master Wutiao's brain, and he went on a complete strike, completely stopping thinking.

"gecko."

The child whispered softly.

"It also sticks out its tongue to hunt..."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Depend on.

He thought blankly.

It turned out to be a real heartbeat.

And beating like a heartbeat.

With his heart pounding like a drum and his face blushing like he had been bewitched, it took a long time for Master Wutiao to recover. He subconsciously hugged the person in his arms and put his chin on his shoulder.

"……Oh."

Gojo Satoru also muttered in a low voice pretending to be calm.

"Then, try next time."

Xia Youjie's voice came from the kitchen, "Wu——are you here?"

Master Wutiao let go of his hand with a guilty groan, blinked to calm his heartbeat, pretended nothing happened, and pulled sideways.

"What, why did you call me?"

Xia Youjie: "...Of course I'm here to help, you want something for free?"

It is of course the best to be able to eat free food, why can't you eat free food?Why do you want to help with work when you can eat free food?

One hundred and one hundred ways to hate suddenly appeared in the mind of Young Master Wutiao. If it was the usual Wutiao Wu, he must have immediately turned back now, and it would be impossible to say a few words.

But now, at this very moment, Master Wutiao walked into the kitchen with an "oh" without saying a word.

"What are you going to do?"

Xia Youjie and Jiarui Glass looked at him with hellish eyes.

Gojo Satoru: "...what are you doing, is there something on my face?"

"No." After a while, Xia Youjie regained his composure, "However, I still have a question."

"Do you still know your name?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Wu: "Yes, my name is Xia Youjie."

Master Wutiao pointed to his head, "I have something wrong here."

Xia Youjie: "Go away."

Xia Youjie approached Nitro's ear suspiciously, "But, it's really abnormal to be obedient..."

Nitrate nodded, covered his mouth and replied, "It can't be that, when I was in the second year of middle school, my temperament suddenly changed—"

Gojo Satoru: "I've said it all, I can hear it!!"

Although, Master Wutiao's obedience is only temporary.

because.

"Wu, Jie, Nitro!" Gojojiu shouted into the kitchen holding up his mobile phone, interrupting their conversation, "Seijuro said he was almost at the door!"

the second time.

This is the second time to see my long-time friend Gojo.

Gojo Satoru originally thought that he would be somewhat immune, but the fact is.

accurate.

Still so fucking upset.

"Good evening." The red-haired boy was still wearing Teiko's uniform, and behaved politely, "I am Akashi Seijuro, a friend of Kyushu, we meet for the first time, please take care of me."

"We are the ones, please take care of us. I don't have common sense for a long time. Is it causing you trouble at school?" Xia Youjie said gently, "My name is Xia Youjie, and this is Gojo Wu and Jia Ruzi, who are currently high school students. A first-year student."

He poked Wujo Satoru with his elbow calmly, and said in a low voice.

"Hey, can you just smile and stop putting on a bad face."

Gojo Satoru paused—the corners of his lips curled up reluctantly.

Show a devilish smile.jpg

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie: "Forget it, you'd better just stay on the sidelines."

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