Boss, your character is broken

The two returned to the classroom with a cup of milk tea each, but they didn't expect that because of the appearance of the two, the school's forum had already caused an uproar.

【Exposure!The school cafeteria was surprised to see the school god and the school bully buying milk tea (ps: the school bully bought it for the school bully)]

A group of handsome Lao Tzu: [picture] [picture]

I'm a handsome group: The school bully I saw with my own eyes was still asking Xue Shen what to drink, and it was the school bully paying for the treat!

Don't want to write mathematics: Fuck, is it true or false?What kind of wonderful combination is this?

Director of the Academic Affairs Office of No. [-] Middle School: I think their motives are impure!

Withdrawal Level-[-] expert: They won't ask for a fight, will they?

Desperate and desperate, just want to learn: Do you think Xueshen is a fighter?

Big bald, big bald, don't worry about the rain: Gossip, my classmate's best friend's friend's sister said that the school bully and the student god are together!

Messenger of Justice: Upstairs, I will report you to Big Bald!

I love Lao Lin: Shuangba love compulsive love?

The Unknown Man: I can already imagine the plot.

Looking at the stars: thank you!

So after this post, a sequel was extended.

A post called [School Bully is the King of the Sea: You can't escape a man] jumped to the top with the momentum of passing five levels and killing six generals. It was abruptly topped as a hot post, and then the moderator of the forum was like I feel that it is not messy enough, so I directly add refinement to this post.

Many good people just thought it was just for fun when they saw this post, but they couldn't stop it when they saw the introduction.

The originator of spicy chicken pie:

Introduction to "School Bully is the King of the Sea: Man You Can't Escape":

He is the school bully of Haiwang in No. [-] Middle School. He is passionate but ruthless. He has abandoned countless lovers.

He is the cruel school bully of No. [-] Middle School. He is cold but infatuated. Everyone thinks that he is untouchable, but they don't know that he has been played with by the school bully and abandoned him.

By chance, the two met again, he ran away, he chased, and he never left.

Xueba stopped and looked at the man behind him: "Why? I finally forgot you, but why do you remind me of you again?"

The man looked at Xueba with red eyes, hooked his lips and smiled charmingly, and raised Xueba's chin: "You ask me why I force you to think of me?"

The school bully walked up to Xueba step by step, and blocked Xueba in a corner: "Because you cheated me of my heart."

This is not the most outrageous, the most embarrassing is the last sentence "ps: if there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental."

Yang Wen is the most active in the class, and is also a resident of the school forum. When he read the novel "The Love of Two Hegemons", he couldn't swallow a sip of water, and he was stuck in the middle of it. Dao flowed from the nostrils.

What a combination of gods and horses!

While wiping the water coming out of his nostrils, Yang Wen quietly looked at Song Xu and Cheng Heng. One of them was drinking milk tea, and the other was leaning on the back of the chair and playing with the phone.

There is no atmosphere of "he flees, he chases, he never leaves"?On the contrary, it was harmonious. No matter how Yang Wen convinced himself, the scene of Song Xubi thumping Cheng Heng and lifting Cheng Heng's chin that came to his mind would never be deleted.

Yang Wen wailed in grief and indignation: It's too fucking torture.

Originally, Yang Wen wanted to bear all the pain and the source of all evil in silence, but he didn't expect that the loudspeaker of Liang Kai, who was at the same table, would howl directly. Not only that, Liang Kai also rolled up the math books into a book for fear that others would not hear it. Trumpeted: "Brother Xu! Brother Cheng! Are you together? I wish you happiness!"

Cheng Heng shook his right hand holding the pen, and the pen landed on the table with a "click".

Song Xu, who was originally sitting erratically, fell back in fright after Liang Kai yelled, and fell to the floor with his chair.

"You can slander him, but don't slander me, brother Xu is innocent!" Song Xu pulled up his chair and cursed.

"No." Liang Kai handed the phone to Song Xu aggrieved, "Look, this post on the forum is all hot."

Song Xu took the phone and saw the content, and his face turned black. What kind of Mary Sue, Jack Su, you, me, and me fly together?

Song Xu watched with the thought of cursing.

The originator of the spicy chicken pie: Chapter 1 "There is a kind of fate called milk tea", the school bully thought he could escape the school bully's confinement, and forgot everything about the school bully, but how could he think...

Big bald and big bald don't worry about the rain: Thank you sister, I hit it.

Tsinghua Star: Hurry up, sisters!

Talents that Harvard can't get: Collected!

Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and blow up the whole world: Is this Cheng Xu (program) cp?

Director of Teaching Office of No. [-] Middle School: Wait, have you forgotten Ling Yu by the Daming Lake?Is it not good to post a small cp?

Tsinghua Star: There is no program cp fragrance!

Song Xu only felt that his forehead was bulging, and he wished he could hack the moderator's account and delete this post directly.

fate?Fate ass!This milk tea called "Fate" is the one you described as a weak school bully who said "no" with red eyes to cheat me!

Still fucking escape me?It would be fine if I didn't run away from him!If it weren't for him, how could I sit here quietly!

Song Xu watched Cheng Heng beside him writing the question with a pen like an outsider, he poked Cheng Heng: "Aren't you interested?"

"what?"

"A post on the forum." Song Xu handed the phone to Cheng Heng.

Cheng Heng didn't take it, but took a few glances, and commented in a flat tone and natural manner: "The product of boring people who are bored."

Song Xu didn't ask for favors, and returned the phone to Liang Kai, thinking that it was boring, and sighed with Liang Kai: "What do you think is going on in this world now? You even wrote that the red thread like Cheng Heng and I was pulled to death?" People who can’t be pulled together, the prefect Qiao doesn’t even know how to order them.”

Cheng Heng's movements stopped, he looked at Song Xu without saying a word.

The mobile phone on the desk vibrated, Cheng Heng took out the mobile phone, and a group message called "No. [-] Middle School Leader" kept flashing.

-Xie: What's the matter, boss?Why do you have an affair? @héng

- Thanks: [link]

- Youth does not come back: Boss!You actually fell in love?Didn't you say that a woman is an obstacle to your becoming a king, and it will affect your speed of making swords?

-Xie: Spicy Chicken Li, take a good look, is that a woman?

-Do you think I'm green or not: Fuck the boss is in love?And it's a man.

-Go to the excavator: everyone, come out, the boss is in love, and he is still a man, the key is that the man is still very handsome@全部members

In the next second, a notification message popped up in the group

- The group owner removes the excavator and goes to administrator privileges

- excavator go: ...

- Excavator Go: Boss, you can't do this!If you have a sister-in-law, you don't want us.

-héng: drive your excavator.

-Xie: Boss, we need a reasonable explanation!Who is the sister-in-law!

-Look at whether I am green or not: I don’t believe in rumors, I don’t spread rumors, have you ever learned the idiom "Three people become tigers"?Do you think the boss is a person who is in love?

-héng: What do you think of him?

But Cheng Heng withdrew it in the next second, Cheng Heng regretted for the first time that he was so impulsive, like a junior high school student, he couldn't wait to show off to others.

-Thanks:……

-Look if I'm green or not:...

- Excavator Go: I'm going to the excavator.

-Youth does not come back: I didn't see it.

After a brief silence in the group, someone finally sent a message, and it was Cheng Heng who went to have a private chat.

-Xie: Boss, you...

Cheng Heng's fingers stopped on the phone screen for a long time before he replied.

-héng: Nothing, just asking.

-Xie: She looks pretty good, she should be popular with girls.

-héng: Yes.

Could it be that there are "more than 20 ex-girlfriends"...

-Xie: Boss, if you like it, go for it!Women affect the speed of your knife, but he will not, he will make your knife sharper.

-héng: roll.

Seeing Song Xu who had fallen asleep early on the table, Cheng Heng smiled wryly. He didn't know what it would be like when these two knives met, probably both would suffer.

He knew that Song Xu liked girls. If Song Xu knew what he thought about him, Cheng Heng lowered his eyes when he thought of this, and the hand holding the phone turned white.

After sleeping in a class, Song Xu stood up suddenly and surprised Cheng Heng. Cheng Heng grabbed Song Xu's hand reflexively: "What are you doing?"

Song Xu gave Cheng Heng a strange look: "Brother, do I have to go to the bathroom, or do you want to go too?"

Cheng Heng let go of his hand in embarrassment, blaming his hands before his brain.

Song Xu wandered to the toilet, but he didn't expect to meet an impossible person in the toilet.

After the man looked at Song Xu, he smiled contemptuously, and began to point at his classmate Song Xu, "Did you see it? It's just him, my classmate in junior high school. Girls like such a person, don't you?" But I don’t know, when he was in junior high school, he dragged the girl from the class next to me to the music classroom, and then the girl ran out disheveled, luckily I saw her, otherwise he would have to catch up.”

After the man let out a meaningful "tsk", he took another look at Song Xu, his eyes full of provocation.

Song Xu looked at the idiot on the opposite side, his lips curled up, his eyes were full of coldness, and then, under the gaze of many people, he walked up to that person step by step: "Although I know you well, I don't know why I want to I can’t get up anymore, but it’s also thanks to you always remembering me so much.”

Just when the man was about to get angry, Song Xu said again: "That's right! I remembered, your name is Chen Ming, that's the name of the big black dog near my house. Whenever I think of him, I will remember you."

This sentence does not hurt much, but it is extremely insulting.

Chen Ming looked at the people who were laughing beside him, and felt that he couldn't hold back his face. He pointed at Song Xu, and began to speak unrestrainedly: "You still have the nerve to say it? What face do you have to come here to tarnish the Second Middle School?" Style of study?"

Song Xu's eyebrows and eyes are very good-looking, and his slightly raised look seems to be smiling, so every time he brings his own sarcasm, it always makes people feel amorous, but at this time the smile in his eyes But he sank down, his face was full of gloom.

Chen Ming took a step back: "What are you doing? Let me tell you, this is at school! How dare you?"

Song Xu grabbed Chen Ming by the collar: "I really dare, you won't forget what I told you in my speech under the national flag last semester, right? You idiot, I hit you once, you forgot? Since If you forget, let Dad teach you well."

In full view, Chen Ming was kicked into the toilet by Song Xu.