Boss, your character is broken

Song Xu's original struggling movements stopped, he had never heard Cheng Heng call him that.

This guy is definitely drunk.Song Xu came to a conclusion.

Song Xu poked his head out of Cheng Heng's arms: "Cheng Heng, how much did you drink?"

Cheng Heng frowned, and tilted his head as if digesting Song Xu's words. After a while, he replied: "Honey, I really didn't drink too much. He forced me to. I only drank a few bottles of beer."

Song Xu saw the full wine bottles on the other side of the table. He couldn't believe that Cheng Heng just drank the so-called "a few bottles".

"be honest."

Cheng Heng groaned: "I even drank white."

Song Xu only felt a headache: No wonder this guy smells so strong of alcohol.

Although Jiang Qi on the other end was drunk, but in the spirit of "today's business is over today", he still approached Song Xu dishonestly: "Song Xu, I...I want to tell you..."

"Don't say it!" Cheng Heng stood in front of Song Xu crookedly.

This was the first time Song Xu saw Cheng Heng drunk. He patted Cheng Heng on the dog's head: "You won't let him say anything?"

Cheng Heng snorted: "He wants to confess to you, but I won't allow it."

Song Xu: "..."

Don't guess lightly about the thinking of an alcoholic, it's not allowed, why are you telling me yourself now?

"He... he still wants to compete with me, and he still wants to compete with me with his drinking capacity?" Cheng Heng stammered and said these few words before falling back on the sofa and moaning, "You are my wife, No one can take it away."

Song Xu rubbed Cheng Heng's dog's head, and it felt very good: "It's yours, others can't take it away."

Cheng Heng hugged Song Xu's waist and snorted.

Song Xu rubbed Cheng Heng's head according to Cheng Heng's movements, turned and said to Jiang Qi behind him: "I'm sorry, I really didn't know you liked me, but I really can only say sorry to you."

Jiang Qi stabilized his figure: "Why? I... have no chance at all?"

"I'm really sorry..." Song Xu never thought that one day he would have such a choice, but he knew that he had to cut the mess quickly, otherwise the more it dragged on, the more hope it would give Jiang Qi, "We are real There is no chance, because..."

Song Xu looked at Cheng Heng who was holding the wine bottle and said "have another drink if you have the ability", and he pulled Cheng Heng back: "This idiot took away all the opportunities."

Jiang Qi was embarrassed, but didn't reply.

Ling Yu on the side supported Jiang Qi and was about to go back. When he passed by Song Xu, he patted Song Xu on the shoulder: "Xiao Xu, your family seems to have drunk a lot, don't make any trouble."

Before Song Xu said "I know", Cheng Heng, who was sitting on the sofa counting wine bottles, suddenly stood up, and patted Ling Yu's hand on Song Xu's shoulder: "What are you doing? Hands and feet, I see you have been upset for a long time."

After drinking, Cheng Heng is like a child, all the calmness and composure in the past have disappeared, and as long as it is in his heart, he will pour out all his thoughts.

"No, God of Xue, why do you find me unhappy, can I change it?" Ling Yu said helplessly.

Cheng Heng sat on the sofa holding the wine bottle and snorted, Song Xu put the wine bottle back in Cheng Heng's hand.

Cheng Heng was not angry when the wine bottle was taken away, instead he hummed: "I am upset that you are too close to my wife, why is he not angry and scolding you when you touch my wife, and scolding me when I touch him! Aw...wife, why are you stepping on me!"

Ling Yu: ...

The concept of "touch" is different.

Ling Yu raised his head and met Song Xu's embarrassed look. Song Xu turned his head away and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment: "Don't listen to his nonsense."

"I only know how to tell the truth after drinking..." Ling Yu obviously didn't believe it anymore.

Cheng Heng on this side saw that Ling Yu was still talking to Song Xu, and the sour bubbles in his heart flooded instantly, and hurried to the front to hug Song Xu, blocking Ling Yu's sight of Song Xu: "Don't look at my wife, Otherwise I..."

Ling Yu knew about Cheng Heng's deeds as a "school bully" in the past, so he flinched: "Otherwise what?"

Cheng Heng snorted, and suddenly grabbed the wine bottle from the table with a look of dominance, and immediately showed the aura of the school bully before, as if he was about to fight.

Ling Yu took Jiang Qi back a few steps.

grass!Cheng Heng didn't intend to call a van to beat him up!

I saw Cheng Heng pointing at them with a wine bottle: "If you harass my wife again, I will kill you twenty times in the Canyon of Kings. No one will be seen alive, no dead body will be seen after death!"

Ling Yu: "..."

This method is very cruel...

Seeing that Ling Yu didn't move, Cheng Heng felt that Ling Yu didn't understand, and asked again: "Do you understand?"

"Understand! Understood! Don't worry, no one will steal your wife." Ling Yu also followed Cheng Heng's tone and said it directly.

"It's not too bad." Cheng Heng sat back on the chair, "You can step back."

"Hey, hey." Ling Yu took Jiang Qi and rolled away, leaving Song Xu alone to face a drunkard.

Ling Yu rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, and walked without hesitation.

Song Xu looked at Cheng Heng, who was nestling back on the sofa to count the wine bottles, and poked him: "Hey, drunkard."

Cheng Heng avoided Song Xu's hand, and by counting his wine bottles: "It's not a drunkard, it's your husband."

"Alright alcoholic, do you want to consider going back to the dormitory?"

Cheng Heng's eyes lit up: "Go back to the dormitory? You and me?"

"Nonsense! Go back?" Song Xu patted Cheng Heng's dog's head angrily, trying to wake Cheng Heng up, but it didn't seem to have any effect.

"Back!"

In the middle of the night, Song Xu managed to hit Didi and stuffed Cheng Heng on the seat, but the drunkard hadn't turned from the drunken mode, he groaned all the way, and said a few words, "Ling Yu, you dare to rob me of my wife" "Look at how many catties you have." "None of you can take him away!"

The driver of Didi liked to chat. Seeing Cheng Heng's appearance, he asked from the front: "What's going on? Broken love?"

Song Xu covered Cheng Heng's mouth with his right hand, restrained Cheng Heng's restless hand with his left hand, and said expressionlessly, "No, it's just a pure drinking madness."

"Seeing that you are going to the No. [-] Middle School, you should still be students, so don't you care about the school at night?"

"Never mind, it's just that he is under too much pressure from studying, and he wants to release the pressure by going out to drink." Song Xu opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"It's true that the students in No. [-] Middle School are under a lot of pressure. I have a nephew who is also in the third year of No. [-] Middle School. There is a test every other week. The pressure of studying is unbearable. I heard that he has lost his hair recently. You should also take care of your health Ah, although studying is stressful, don’t drink too much, you will hurt yourself in the end.” The driver of Didi held the steering wheel and explained the truth to the two for a long time.

"Thank you uncle, we will pay attention." Song Xu replied obediently.

"Hey, by the way, I heard that there is a very famous student in your school who scored more than 700 points in the test every time. I heard from my nephew that he is still in the second year of high school. This student studies so hard, will he be more stressed?" Didi driver opened the mouth.

Song Xu looked at Cheng Heng in the car, and was silent for a while: "The sophomore student you mentioned is..."

"It seems to be called Cheng. I often hear my nephew mention him, so I remembered his last name."

Song Xu: ...

To tell you the truth, the 700-plus score legend you thought was more stressful just wrapped up a fiery rival negotiation and is now lying drunk in your car.

The Didi driver didn't know Song Xu's inner activities, and he was still asking: "You just said that you are also a sophomore in high school. Have you met any students?"

You don't need to see him, he's in your car, the drunkard holding my "wife" by my side.

It's just that Song Xu never dared to say it, he said vaguely: "I haven't seen it." In case the driver asked him about Cheng Heng again.

Didi stopped at the school gate and was stopped by the school police. Song Xu frowned. Cheng Heng's appearance must not be discovered by others, and then he came up with a plan.

Song Xu took off his coat and covered Cheng Heng's head, slowly rolled down the car window and said to the school police at the door: "Uncle, my friend has alcoholism and just came back from the hospital."

The campus police went up to ask and frowned upon the smell of alcohol: "Students are not allowed to drink, have you been drinking?"

Song Xu said expressionlessly: "Uncle, you don't know something. My friend is a little mentally retarded. He drank the Erguotou in the cup as water."

In the end, it was Song Xu who fooled around a bit, and then showed his student ID to let the Didi driver take them to the door of the dormitory.

Song Xu supported Cheng Heng just as he got out of the car, when Cheng Heng, who was about to fall asleep, suddenly raised his head and fumbled in his trouser pocket with his right hand, then staggered on the car door and said, "Master...Master, how much is it? ...Go out with me, you can't...let him spend money."

"Already paid for!"

Song Xu dragged Cheng Heng to leave, but Cheng Heng still didn't let go. Although he was drunk, Cheng Heng was very strong: "No... I can't make you pay."

"Go back first, and then give it to me, okay?" Song Xu hurriedly persuaded Cheng Heng, fearing that Cheng Heng would be entangled for too long and arouse others' suspicion.

Cheng Heng seemed to be persuaded by Song Xu to change his mind. He let go of the hand holding the car window, and said to the driver in a good mood before leaving: "Be careful on the road."

Song Xu finally managed to get Cheng Heng to the door of the dormitory, just as he was reaching out to find the key in Cheng Heng's trouser pocket, his hand was suddenly grabbed by Cheng Heng.

"What are you doing?" Cheng Heng's tone became a little serious.

"Find the key." Song Xu answered frankly.

Cheng Heng let go of his hand: "Look for it, don't touch it randomly."

Song Xu knew the meaning of Cheng Heng's words, and was a little embarrassed for a while, so he just found Cheng Heng's key and opened the door.

Song Xu put Cheng Heng on the bed and was about to get up when Cheng Heng grabbed his hand: "Where are you going?"

"Go back to the dormitory." Song Xu felt that he had completed his mission by sending Cheng Heng to the dormitory, but for some reason, after she said this, Cheng Heng had a hurt look in his eyes.

"My head hurts, can you stay with me?" Cheng Heng looked up at Song Xu. Under the influence of alcohol, Cheng Heng's eyes were no longer as cold as before, but there was a hint of coquettishness on the contrary.

Song Xu covered his face suddenly: it's too foul to repeat words!Why did Cheng Heng behave like this when he was drunk!He wants sex and seduces me!I will never be fooled.

Song Xu thought firmly.

"Wait! I'll get my pajamas!"