Boss, your character is broken

After the mid-term exam, the parent meeting is indispensable. Song Xu has always selectively forgotten about the parent meeting. After all, Ms. Duan has made it clear that she will not attend his parent meeting, saying that she can't afford to lose this person, so let Mr. Song do everything. Solve it, but this time I don't know what happened, but Ms. Duan changed her mind and went to Song Xu's parent meeting even if it was embarrassing. For this reason, Song Xu made sure that he really didn't leak information to Ms. Duan. Ms. Duan I really don't know his ranking this time, it's purely a whim.

At the school gate, Song Xu stopped Ms. Duan, and tried to persuade her: "Please don't go, it's a heart attack, so why don't you just go out and bask in the sun?"

When Ms. Duan had a dozen parasols, the small umbrella could only cover herself, and she didn't care that her own son was bearing the vicious sun for you.

"Can't I just make it up for myself? I want to see if my idiot son can hold on to the bottom one this time." Maybe it was too hot in the sun, or maybe Ms. Duan was too excited, her words had changed. He spoke incoherently, almost in the direction of insanity, "You have to be thankful that the lowest score in this test paper is zero. If there is a negative score, your score may fall into hell."

Song Xu: What the fuck is this metaphor?

Ms. Duan finally found out that something was wrong with Song Xu. Even if she held a parent-teacher meeting for Song Xu before, she never saw Song Xu try so hard to stop her.

"Did you make any mistakes at school again? Did you violate the school rules again?"

Song Xu's heart trembled, thinking back that he had really been very quiet in the past few months before he gave Ms. Duan an approval letter: "I really haven't violated the school rules, I'm very good!" Except puppy love...

The last sentence was silently added by Song Xu in his heart.

Despite trying all kinds of tricks, Song Xu still couldn't stop Ms. Duan, and asked Ms. Duan to walk into the class aggressively with a parasol on her high heels, as if she was fighting a battle.

The appearance of Duan Yun stunned the students in Class [-]. It wasn't until they saw Song Xu following outside that they realized that Ms. Duan was the parent who came to the meeting, not disrupting the situation.

The arrangement of the parents' meeting is that students should lead the way in front of the classroom and lead the parents to their children's position. Usually, this kind of work is done by the monitor and deputy monitor.

Squad leader Li Ke saw that Duan Yun had entered the classroom, and hurried forward to take Duan Yun to Song Xu's place, but unexpectedly, someone appeared in front of Duan Yun faster than him.

"Hello, auntie, let me take you to Song Xu's place."

Li Ke: Who can tell me, who is this smiling man in front of me?What about the cold student from before?Why is your smile so worthless now, has it depreciated to buy one get one free?

Under Li Ke's dumbfounded, Cheng Heng led Ms. Duan to her seat with his "buy one get one free" smile.

"Student, how is my Xiaoxu doing recently?" Seeing Cheng Heng's enthusiasm, Ms. Duan casually asked about Song Xu's situation.

"Xiao Xu?" Cheng Heng smiled and replied following Duan Yun's words, "He has made great progress this time, surpassing many people."

Duan Yun was taken aback when he heard it, apparently not believing it: "Student, stop joking, I know what kind of idiot my own son is."

Song Xu who was not far away heard Duan Yun's evaluation of him, and just wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in. How can a mother belittle her son so much?Can you leave a little noodle in front of your boyfriend?

At this time, Cheng Heng had already come out. He looked at Song Xu who was leaning on the railing of the corridor, and smiled: "Mother-in-law is very gentle, and she looks easy to talk to."

Song Xu:? ? ?

"What did you just say? The wind is too strong and I can't hear clearly." Song Xu suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, otherwise how could he hear those two words.

"Looks easy to talk?" Cheng Heng said with some uncertainty.

"No, the first sentence."

"very gentle?"

"Further, those two words."

"Mother-in-law?" Cheng Heng finally answered correctly this time.

Song Xu raised his forehead: "Don't you think there is something wrong with your wording?"

"No?" Cheng Heng replied honestly, and thought hard for a while, then suddenly realized, "Mother-in-law?"

"Cheng Heng! Your head, which is the first in the exam, can shake water out of it, right?"

"I know what you mean." Cheng Heng came to Song Xu's side and leaned against the railing with Song Xu, "If you don't like it, I won't say it."

"It's not a question of whether I like it or not. The key is to look at my mother! Do you understand?" Song Xu rubbed his hair a little irritablely.

"Then do you like it?"

Cheng Heng's words made Song Xu stop. He turned his head to look at Cheng Heng, and lowered his eyes: "I like..."

After hesitating for a while, he said again: "But I'm afraid that my mother..."

Before he finished speaking, Cheng Heng put his hand on Song Xu's head and rubbed it: "It's enough if you like it, and leave the rest to me. I'll let our mother admit it."

Song Xu raised his head and saw confidence in Cheng Heng's eyes. The confidence in Cheng Heng's eyes made Song Xu's heart inexplicably less flustered than before, as if everything could be solved as long as Cheng Heng was there.

He reached out and held Cheng Heng's hand by his side, and the temperature spread from his fingertips to his palm: "Cheng Heng, I believe in you."

Until the end of the parent meeting, Duan Yun was still in a state of being immersed in a dream——his idiot son, who was the first in ten thousand years, actually passed more than 300 exams...

"Hey, Lao Song, do you still remember the very spiritual master you found before? Yes... you can send me his phone number, or WeChat... It's nothing, it's just that our stupid son seems to be possessed by someone. That's right...more than 300 people took the exam this time..."

Song Lin on the other end of the phone didn't know what to say, and only heard Duan Yun reply: "Okay, I see, I will contact the master later, even though our unlucky son is too stupid, we still have to call him back, after all We have been in love for so many years.”

Song Xu watched his mother go farther and farther away, and even contacted the "master" Mr. Song pushed over.

Mom, is that poor little trust we had with each other gone?

In the end, Song Xu was forced to carry a yellow charm made by an unknown "master" in his trouser pocket. At the end of the weekend, Ms. Duan still looked at him reluctantly: "Son, I know you like our family very much, but This spell will bring back my stupid son in three days, even though he is stupid, he is still my son..."

Song Xu: There is no need to say the last sentence...

"I know you have a lot of reluctance to our family. In this way, you write me your contact information. If I have time, I will take my stupid son to burn some money for you." Duan Yun was still sensational, completely indifferent. Noticed that Song Xu's face was getting darker and darker.

Later, Song Xu left Duan Yun's phone number, and after some psychological struggle, Duan Yun finally got through the call. When she heard the voice, she froze for a moment: "Son?"

"Hey, it's me, your idiot son is back, and that smart ghost gave me his knowledge to thank me for lending him his body."

Song Xu thought that this explanation should make his whimsical mother figure it out, but he didn't expect that Ms. Duan's voice came calling Song's father on the other end of the phone: "Old Song, our son is not only stupid, but also crazy! What do you think? manage!"

Song Xu hung up the phone angrily, because he underestimated Ms. Duan's imagination.

"Brother Xu, have you finished your phone call? Let's talk about business, shall we?" Seeing that Song Xu finally hung up the phone, Liang Kai hurriedly approached Song Xu.

"What's the matter?"

"School sports meeting, we were discussing just now, which event do you want to apply for? Because there are too few boys in our class, Lao Lin insists that everyone must participate, don't ask for the first and second, the most important thing is to participate."

"Then how can it work!" Song Xu replied sternly, "If you participate, you must be the first. Life without the first is meaningless!"

Song Xu's words moved Liang Kai, making Liang Kai completely forget who was the bottom one.

"Is there any project that everyone doesn't want to apply for, and you, Mr. Xu, will be the top!" Song Xu said.

Liang Kai hesitated a little and said, "Men's 3000-meter long-distance race."

Song Xu: "..."

Liang Kai noticed Song Xu's silence, and was just about to dissuade Song Xu, or forget it, but he didn't expect Song Xu to say directly: "Report your name to Master Xu, and you have to give it to the school sports meeting next week anyway." You get the first one."

Liang Kai's heart was comforted, and he turned around and asked Cheng Heng who was beside Song Xu: "God of learning, which one do you apply for?"

"Is there anything unreported?"

Liang Kai: Why do you all have the same number of ways?Have you discussed it?

"1000-meter long-distance race." Although Liang Kai complained frantically in his heart, he still managed to do it on the surface.

Among all kinds of sports, what everyone hates the most is running. The most annoying thing in running is long-distance running, so long-distance running is naturally vacant.

"That's 1000 meters." Cheng Heng was also unequivocal.

"Warrior! Pay my respects! Brother Cheng Gexu, you are the hope of the nine boys in our class." Liang Kai bowed his hand to the two of them after successfully completing the task assigned by Lao Lin.

"High jump." Cheng Heng said silently.

"Huh?" Liang Kai didn't react.

"There is still no report for the high jump." Song Xu pointed to the unremarkable high jump event that was left in the corner.

"Then let me do it. You are all tired from long-distance running." Liang Kai, who had originally applied for three events, picked up his pen and wanted to write himself on it.

"No need." Cheng Heng stretched out his hand, took the pen from Liang Kai's hand, and wrote his name, "I'll just go."

Liang Kai burst into tears of gratitude.

……

Along with the slightly colder weather and the breeze, when many students prayed that the sports meeting would not rain, the sun was also strong, and it cleared up on the day of the sports meeting.

The grass on the playground was still dewy. On the rostrum, the principal announced the start of the sports meeting with a microphone. With the sound of firecrackers, the autumn sports meeting of No. [-] Middle School kicked off.